This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 26 The Three of Us Are Too Strong
"Xiao, I treat you as my brother, but you peed in my pants and framed me to humiliate me. You, you... I'll talk to you after I change my pants."

Xu Jixian was furious and turned around and came back.

Xiang Yuan was shocked. Could it be that there was another expert out there?

"Brother Xiaoyuan, I'm scared. Please come with me." Xu Jixian pleaded.

Xiang Yuan's face was full of black lines. He put away his calligraphy and put it on his waist. He just pretended to be great, at least 80 points, but the audience was really not of high enough and did not deserve his great performance of killing people above his level.

It's all in vain. It would be great if there was someone who knew the value of it.

"Stop talking nonsense here. If I hadn't run fast, you would have peed on me."

Xiao He sneered and walked up to Xiang Yuan, supporting his trembling arms: "Brother Xiaoyuan, now that the female ghost has been eliminated, it is inconvenient to stay here for long. I will accompany you back to the Xiao Mansion."

"I'll go too, to escort Brother Xiaoyuan back to the Xiao Mansion."

"Hmph, you're so sexy, why don't you change your pants first."

Xiao and Xu were bickering, but Xiang Yuan closed his eyes and remained silent. After pondering for a moment, he decided to accompany Xu Ji back to the house to change his pants.

A disciple was killed in Huangquan Road, and it is hard to say whether there are other companions around to keep watch. Xu Mansion is not a place to stay for a long time, but his soul is in distress, and it is not safe to go or stay. Rather than walking at night and encountering an ambush, it is better to stay in Xu Mansion to recuperate.

Furthermore, having just slain a powerful enemy, I had gained something from the Heavenly Sword Style, and I must comprehend and digest it as quickly as possible.

"Brother Xiaoyuan is really righteous. Please come this way and wait in my room for a moment." Xu Jixian looked very proud, as if he had won the fight with Xiao He.

Xiao He gritted his teeth, supported Xiang Yuan and followed him, saying loudly: "Brother Xiaoyuan, I am different from the Xu. I am also a martial arts master from a family background. You attacked too quickly just now, and I didn't have a chance to display my skills. If I had used my full strength, those two ghosts would not have been my match at all."

Come on, it’s just that Brother Xu peed and you didn’t, why are you pretending to be such a master? The dry toilet in the government office is not as good as yours!

Xiang Yuan rolled his eyes, thinking about switching to a funny tone and saying something harsh to Xiao He.

Considering my image, I finally held back.

Xiao He went on to say: "Brother, you are not only good at singing and dancing, but also good at both literature and martial arts. You also know astronomy and geography, and are best at fortune-telling. When I first saw you, I knew you were born extraordinary and will achieve great success in the future."

Speaking of this, he was very proud. Just as he expected, he was right in identifying a hero.

If Xiang Yuan had not forced himself to use the umbrella that day, there would be no way he could have killed the ghost today. Therefore, he deserves half the credit for killing the two ghosts.

We two brothers are so strong!

"And as your brother, I deliberately allowed myself to be bewitched by the female ghost and offered myself to have sex with her, so that Brother Xiaoyuan could show off his power tonight." Xu Jixian inserted himself forcefully. Even though he had no credit, he had worked hard. Even though he had no hard work, he was tired. He must be counted as one of them.

The three of us are so strong!

Change your pants first before blowing!

Xiang Yuan was extremely disgusted and didn't want to pay any attention to the two idiots. He entered the house and sat down to regulate his breath. He was doing three things at once: one was practicing his internal energy, one was on guard, and one was analyzing the gains and losses of the battle and making a summary after the battle.

Since his time traveling through time, he has encountered three fierce battles, against the vicious men from the Five Poison Sect, his uncle Lingguang, and the black-robed ghost-controller from the Yellow Springs Sect.

There is not much to summarize about Lingguang. He was schemed to death by Quexin. In that battle, except that he did not wet his pants, there was no difference between him and Xiao Xu.

From the perspective of the Five Poison Sect villain and the Black-robed man of Huangquan Dao, both of them underestimated their enemies. One died because of Xiang Yuan's imitation of Liu Jingsheng, and the other died because of the Tiandao Sect martial arts 'Lone Star Chasing the Moon' taught to Xiang Yuan by his uncle, and he also suffered a setback.

Both of them have their own methods and unique skills, and their abilities are higher than Xiang Yuan, especially the black robe of Huangquan Dao, who killed him with a single blow before he had time to display his skills, using his life to make a silent cry. It is not advisable to underestimate the enemy.

From Xiang Yuan's own perspective, he concluded that if he encounters an enemy, he should not take action at all. Instead, he must take action with lightning speed, without leaving any room for luck and without retreating. There is only one move in a killing spree, and one move determines life or death.

If possible, try to sneak attack; practice martial arts well, more skills are better; opportunities for sneak attacks will not always come, if you scheme against others, others will also scheme against you...

Xiang Yuan summed up a lot, and felt more and more that what his master said made sense. Learning is not the goal, but applying what you have learned. Martial arts is not something that can be developed behind closed doors, one must learn from others and gain experience.

His path is not in the mountains.

After summarizing, Xiang Yuan recalled the Heavenly Sword move 'Lone Star Chasing the Moon'. That sword move was brilliant and gorgeous, the sword moved with the body, the body moved with the heart, and the heart turned with the will. It was a unique move that could not be activated unless the mind was as calm as still water.

He asked himself, only by using cold-bloodedness can one grasp the essence of this move, what if he switched to being calm and funny?

After thinking about it, I felt a little uncertain. It was difficult to control this knife that could not be returned if I was calm and steady. It was even more difficult to guess the wild thoughts of the funny guy. If these two souls controlled the "Lone Star Chasing the Moon", there might be other mysteries, but it would definitely not kill with one blow or survive from a desperate situation. "Controlling the knife with the mind is so complicated... so interesting."

Xiang Yuan opened his eyes. His uncle had left him a treasure trove of martial arts. He had three souls and three mentalities, each with its own changes that he could choose to control. When encountering an enemy, he could switch between them freely. Having three minds in one body made him excited just thinking about it.

This gold finger is good.

However, most of the martial arts methods require the awakening of the mind first. Only when he himself reaches the awakening stage can he use the formless seal method to simulate it.

A blacksmith must be strong himself, and practice cannot be delayed. Keep practicing all night while it’s hot.

The next morning, the old servant of the Xu family returned and, on Xu Jixian's orders, went to the county government to report to the authorities.

Soon, the old servant led two constables over, one was Lao Liu, and the other was his new partner. Xiang Yuan had seen them in the yamen before, but they were not familiar with each other.

"Hey, Xiang Yuan, why are you here? No, why are you the one reporting to the police?" Old Liu was stunned for a moment, you are the constable yourself!

Xiang Yuan explained and took the two to visit the black-robed corpse of Huangquan Dao. The charcoal turned into ashes and was blown all over the yard by the wind, leaving only a charred mark on the ground.

"Who says there are no good people in the underworld? Turning into spring mud will protect the flowers..."

Seeing this, Xiang Yuan whispered to Lao Liu, "The two gentlemen wanted to watch the fun, so they asked Wang Jiaoyu to capture the ghost. I know a little about martial arts, so I was assigned to protect them... Haoran Qi restrains ghosts, but the latter was not a ghost, but an evil cultivator who controlled ghosts. His martial arts were sparse, and I killed him with one sword... The body spontaneously combusted, and no trace was left on the spot."

"You're so lucky."

Old Liu's face straightened, "If my guess is correct, this man is a disciple of Huangquan Dao, and he is quite capable of raising and controlling ghosts. If it weren't for his average martial arts skills and his recent entry into the sect, you would have been dead last night."

"I'm really scared." Xiang Yuan nodded.

Old Liu asked about the case. Since it was easier to handle the case since he was his own people, he did not make things difficult for Xiang Yuan and simply closed the case.

There is no follow-up. How much silver do the detectives get a month? Do you expect them to go to southern Xinjiang and ask for an explanation from Huangquandao?

Stop it, none of the Six Gates have the guts to do this.

After seeing off the two constables, Xiang Yuan welcomed two funny guys. Without the fun of the female ghost, they couldn't find any other fun for a while, so the two decided to go to the academy to study and make a little effort.

Xiang Yuan followed him into the carriage and listened to a crosstalk on the way.

As they were about to reach the academy, Xu Jixian suddenly said, "Brother Xiaoyuan cut off my romantic relationship... He saved my life. I have a lot of money and want to repay him. What does Brother Xiaoyuan want?"

Just give me money!

Xiang Yuan opened his eyes. He urgently needed to get a medium-quality elixir to open his mind.

I can't say it directly. I established the image of a master last night. It's too cheap to mention money. I said lightly: "Brother Xu, it's enough if you have the intention. I am devoted to martial arts and don't ask for anything else. If you feel bad, just give me some money."

"That's it..."

"What? Just give me some silver? This is a life-saving favor, and you can just give me a few silver coins to get rid of it. How can this be a good thing?"

Xiao He interrupted and supported Xiang Yuan: "Brother Xiaoyuan is fifteen this year. He was a poor man in his early years and didn't go to school well. If you really want to, you can pay for the tuition and let him accompany us to the academy to eat and study together."

Xiang Yuan raised his eyebrows. It was not bad. Wang Wenxu was a good and capable teacher. One would definitely benefit from being his student.

Anyway, he would follow Xiao He to the academy every day, study during the day and practice martial arts at night without any delay.

Xu Jixian didn't hear "eat and study together", he only heard "play together", nodded happily, and then said: "That's good, but the college is not recruiting students this year, the teacher is ruthless and impartial, and there is no way to buy a way through, what should we do?"

"You kneel down and beg him, throwing a tantrum and rolling on the ground, and never give up until you achieve your goal. He is most afraid of being humiliated and will definitely agree." Xiao He gave a clever suggestion.

"What if you hit me? The ruler hurts."

"What are you afraid of? Brother Xiaoyuan is a constable. If he kills someone, he will report it to the police on the spot."

“That makes sense…”

Xu Ji glared at Xiao He first, then looked at Xiang Yuan, gritted his teeth and nodded: "Well, I'll go roll over there, if you dare to beat me to death, sir."

(End of this chapter)