This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 237: The Grove: The Strong Never Complain About the Environment

Xiang Yuan didn't mean anything else when he said this. None of his friends were curious about this, and he didn't intend for Xiao He to write tens of thousands of words of realistic description around the details. He really didn't understand.

What does it mean that Xu Ji first lived in the City Lord's Mansion? It could be upstairs or at the back. If it was a literal meaning, he, like Xiao He, would be unable to accept this outrageous reality.

Unless he sees it with his own eyes!

The two stared at each other in the room. Xiang Yuan didn't believe it, and Xiao He didn't believe it either. He shrugged and said, "Brother Xiaoyuan, don't stare at me. I just arrived yesterday, and like you, I haven't figured out the situation yet. I only saw the mark left by Brother Xu."

Xiao He explained the current situation. He used the identity provided by the Great Elder's informant to sneak into Yundou City and became a distinguished guest representing the Great Elder.

Logically speaking, the Five Poison Sect was in the midst of internal turmoil, and when the Sect Leader's wife learned that a disciple of a great elder had arrived, she should have gone out to greet the guest. Ugh, go out to greet the guest...

It doesn't seem right either.

In short, no matter how busy Ana Heiyan is, she should take time to meet with Xiao He, even if it's just a chat for ten dollars.

However, he did not do that. He only sent a maid to meet Xiao He. The maid conveyed her apologies and stated that Ana Heiyan had important matters to attend to and was practicing martial arts in seclusion, so she really could not spare the time to meet Xiao He. She also said that she would host a banquet in two days to apologize in person.

Xiao He asked what was going on and why she couldn't get away. The maid hesitated and mentioned vaguely that Ana Heiyan had a new lover who doted on her and had not gone out for two days.

"At first I was wondering which lucky guy used public property for personal gain, bah, which unlucky guy became the dregs under Ana Heiyan's skirt, and ended up seeing the mark left by Brother Xu outside the City Lord's Mansion..."

Plans are not as fast as changes. Xiao He obviously can't keep up with the situation. He continues to be confused: "Calculate the time, Brother Xu has been in the City Lord's Mansion for three days."

In three days, the marker pen has run out of ink. Can Xu Jixian handle it?

What, he was the one being eaten?
That doesn’t work either!
Xiang Yuan was silent. That was the 'Bone-Scraping Taoist' Ana Heiyan, a woman with an innate subway holy body. Just hearing her name conjured up images of a woman.

"Brother Xiaoyuan, what do you think?"

"What else can I look at? Brother Xu is dead. I'll sit at the table with the kids." Xiang Yuan looked confident.

"I think so!"

The two men shared the same hatred and nodded repeatedly. When they noticed that the other party was gritting their teeth in envy and jealousy, they both despised them in their hearts.

What do you have to envy? If I really let you go, you won't be happy! x2
Unlike me, I don't envy you at all! x2
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The next day, Xiang Yuan changed his identity, put on the poisonous black knife he got from the Heavenly Demon Realm, and walked through Yundou City again.

The Five Poison Sect has five great elders, namely gold, wood, water, fire and earth. The one who works as a dog for Xi Chu is the fire elder. Xiao He uses the fire elder's name to arrange a personal disciple for himself, named Sha Zhanhong, who has the cultivation level of the innate stage. He also has tokens and other items, which are enough to prove that what he said is true.

Xiang Yuan’s new identity is Sha Zhanhong’s best friend, whose name is a bit outrageous, Han Xin.

When Xiang Yuan first got this identity, he couldn't help but suspect that Xiao He was a time traveler, otherwise it wouldn't be such a coincidence. Moreover, Xiao He had bad intentions and wanted history to repeat itself, making it a case of Xiao He being the cause of both success and failure.

After Xiang Yuan revealed his identity, the servants of the City Lord's Mansion arranged accommodation for him, and he soon met Xiao He.

His original identity as a hitchhiker was gone with the wind, and whether Hao Ren could find the person was no longer his business.

That afternoon, Ana Heiyan's maid came to Xiao He and told him that she would host a banquet tonight. On the one hand, she wanted to apologize in person, and on the other hand, she wanted to inquire about Elder Huo's stance. After hesitating for so long, he wondered if there was any result.

Xiao He decisively agreed and took Xiang Yuan with him to the banquet.

……

City Lord's Mansion, banquet room.

Xiao He strode along the red carpet, half a body length behind Xiang Yuan, looking straight ahead, sizing up the layout of the City Lord's Mansion with his peripheral vision, memorizing all the routes that extended in all directions.

The two of them sat in the banquet hall, looked at the table full of delicacies, and swallowed subconsciously.

So fragrant!
"Brother Xiaoyuan, just look at it and don't really eat it. This is the Five Poison Sect, and the one who invited us to dinner is the sect leader's wife. Be careful of the poison in your mouth, or you will regret it later." Xiao He reminded through voice transmission.

"Don't worry, the mushrooms are poisonous, you can eat them normally."

"Mushrooms are different. They are poisonous because they are not ripe. Once they are ripe, they are not poisonous!"

The two had a heated debate on whether mushrooms were poison. After a while, a fragrant breeze blew in from outside the house, and a beautiful woman in white palace clothes walked in slowly.

The beautiful woman had skin as white as snow, and looked about thirty years old, with an infinitely pretty face, picturesque eyebrows and features, a complexion like jade, and a little makeup on her face. Her hair was tied up, and a few exquisite silver ornaments were dotted in her hair, revealing a slender and delicate neck.

The palace dress covers her body, with a narrow waist, and she is graceful, plump and mature, with undulating curves that show amazing beauty.

Ana is black.

Different from the female Bodhisattva of Paradise rumored by the outside world, this leader's wife was dressed appropriately, with no skin exposed except for her face and neck.

Not only is she not coquettish, but her eyes are as clear as autumn water, her temperament is noble and dignified, and there is a hint of majesty that keeps people at a distance.

What’s going on? They said the fork would reach the armpits. The actual product doesn’t match the promotion!

Xiang Yuan was just wondering when Ana Heiyan spoke slowly. Her mature and charming voice was a little hoarse and extremely alluring. Just hearing her voice made people feel hot inside.

"Junior Brother Sha, I have caught a cold recently and my throat is a little uncomfortable. I hope you don't mind."

"..." x2
Are you sure you caught a cold, which caused your throat to feel uncomfortable and your voice to become hoarse? x2
Upon hearing Ana's dark words, Xiang Yuan and Xiao He both stepped back, unable to resist the enchanting methods of the witch, and both felt dry mouth.

Xiang Yuan was fine. He took out Chaner's photo album, stared at it for a few times with wide eyes, and soon he came to his senses from the temptation because he was drooling over Chaner's beauty.

Xiao He imagined the scene of Xu Jixian working hard. Because it was so familiar, he could see the black horse face with ferocious features clearly. He was so scared that his face turned pale. He quickly dismissed the scene and came to his senses.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw Xu Jixian's big black face again, with a simple and honest smile, as if saying, "Wake up."

Oh no, this witch is very powerful, I am no match for her!

Xiao He was frightened and woke up, realizing that it was not an illusion. The Xu Ji in front of him had put on his clothes and followed Ana Heiyan to the banquet.

How dare you use your real face, your human skin mask? x2
Xiang Yuan and Xiao He were both shocked. There was nothing wrong with Xu Jixian coming to have dinner together, after all, he was a new lover. But it would be wrong to show his true face to others. If they followed the clues, they would most likely be exposed.

The two men kept their expressions unchanged, but their hearts were filled with turmoil. They were both smart people and immediately thought of a possibility.

Xu Jixian fell for Ana Heiyan's charm and became her slave. Not only did he confess everything, but he also confessed everything. No good banquet, it was time for the two of them to set off and follow Xu Jixian's old path again.

Brother Xu, Brother Xu, you are just an undercover agent. Why are you lying so deep in the undercover? I asked you to infiltrate Yundou City, but not the City Lord's Mansion, let alone Ana Heiyan.

Now, none of you three brothers can escape. Just lie down side by side and you will all be treated like a leader.

"Junior Brother Sha, Young Friend Han, please take a seat."

Ana's dark-faced, hoarse and charming voice touched his heart. Xiao He sent a message to Xiang Yuan to calm down and smiled politely: "I have heard of the reputation of the leader's wife for a long time. After meeting her today, I found that most of the rumors are false. The lady is dignified and decent, and she is indeed a good person. On the contrary, I am ugly. I am sorry to make you laugh."

The four of them sat down. Ana, with a dark face, sat next to Xu Jixian and said with a smile, "Junior Brother Sha, you are joking. The rumors are not false. It's just that I have now calmed down and am no longer the same as before."

"..." x2
Xiang Yuan's eyes twitched, and he looked at Xu Jixian in disbelief. Xiao He was even more disbelieving, and said in amazement: "May I ask what is the name of this... uh, this warrior?" "Xu Jixian greets you two brothers."

Xu Jixian bowed his hands. His face looked normal, which meant he was still as ugly as ever. His eyes were clear, the kind of clarity that had not been tainted by wisdom. There was no trace of charm in his eyes.

Ana smiled with a dark face, like a timid newlywed wife. There was nothing else in her eyes except her husband. She ignored Xiang Yuan and Xiao He, and poured wine and picked up food for Xu Jixian, fearing that she would make any mistakes and displease her husband.

Where there is a new wife, there naturally is a new husband. Xu Jixian was favored by the beauty and was flattered. They treated each other with respect and treated each other as equals. It was unbelievable how loving they were.

(_)x2
Stop giggling, do you know how many marriages she has had? If not a thousand, at least eight hundred. She's just teasing you! x2
"Brother Xiao, I don't understand, I can't figure it out, and I don't understand it."

"I am the same. It's like I am in a dream, or Brother Xu's beautiful dream..."

Xiang Yuan and Xiao He stared at each other, not understanding what was so good about Xu Jixian. Or was it that Ana Heiyan was used to eating fine dishes and got tired of them, so she switched to eating coarse grains?
At this time, the two of them received a voice message at the same time, from Xu Jixian, who was anxious to talk to them.

To answer or not to answer?
The two men looked at each other. If Xu Jixian was really controlled, there would be no good banquet. Whether there was a message or not would not affect the result. But if Xu Jixian was not controlled, they just wanted to hear his explanation.

The two were extremely curious, so they decisively created a chat room and started chatting in front of Ana Heiyan.

"Mr. Xu, you are a piece of shit, what kind of luck do you have?"

"Tell me the truth, did you step on your own shit?"

As soon as the chat room was set up, Xiang Yuan and Xiao He started cursing. Xu Jixian felt inspired by their sour tone and felt much more relaxed.

"My two brothers, please be patient and listen to me slowly."

"If you fart, let it go!"

"Hey, Brother Xiaoyuan, why are you so angry? Are you jealous?"

"Why should I be envious? I'm just worried about you. Ana Heiyan was no longer a 30-year-old lady 20 years ago. In terms of age, it's not too much for you to call her godmother."

"Ah, how did you know... did you eavesdrop?"

"..." x2
"Humph, you two are just jealous!"

Xu Jixian was very proud and recounted his experiences over the past few days. To sum it up, it could be described in one word - back pain.

Let’s talk about the day they parted. Xu Jixian left Fengxian County and headed straight for Yundou City. He had no idea how to sneak in. He thought that there must be a road when the car reached the front of the mountain. There are always more solutions than hardships, so he hid in the grass first.

After feeding mosquitoes outside Yundou City for a long time, they met an impressive team on the road. It was Ana Heiyan's carriage.

Immediately afterwards, assassins sent by the leader appeared and a fight broke out between the two sides. Xu Jixian was accidentally exposed, so he slipped away decisively.

As they ran, they came to a waterfall and found Ana Heiyan there. The latter had been poisoned by the secret poison made by the leader. The wound was on the thigh and she was detoxifying and healing under the waterfall.

Xu Jixian was caught on the spot and forced to help suck out the poisonous blood, and then in the grove next door...

That's it!

()д;)
Xiang Yuan didn't understand, he only heard "small woods", the strong never complain about the environment. Xiao He didn't understand either, he cursed at Xu Jixian.

"Who told you to do that with her?"

"She insisted!"

"Even if she insists, it won't work. This is a veteran witch in the Paradise Road. Does she know how many people obey her orders just because they slept with her?"

"Don't be afraid. Now she obeys me."

Xu Ji first transmitted the current situation: "Ana Heiyan has reached the Spiritual Transformation Stage. My disguise skills could not be hidden from her at all. My true identity was revealed as soon as we met. She saw that I was handsome and outstanding, and she secretly fell in love with me..."

"Wait a minute, Ana Heiyan is not blind, and you are not stupid!"

"Okay, I suspect there's something wrong with the leader's poison. Once Ana Heiyan has intercourse with a man, she will fall in love with him from the bottom of her heart. I was the closest to him at the time, so I got the advantage."

"..." x2
Is this the leader of the Five Poison Sect or the Green Poison Sect? Are you sure you are not crazy? x2
Xiang Yuan thought about it carefully and found too many illogical places. He strongly suspected that Xu Jixian had been controlled by the charm technique and became Ana Heiyan's puppet.

Xiao He held the same view. No matter how Xu Jixian boasted, his anti-ancient and anti-facts face was hardly convincing.

"How ridiculous! I have special talents. I've already told you that even though I'm not good-looking, I'm not good-looking!"

Xu Jixian was furious and said in a voice transmission: "Some things seem to be true, so they are false, and vice versa, some things seem to be false, so they are true. Whether you two believe it or not, the facts are here."

"I don't believe it!" x2
"..."

Xu Jixian was silent at first, and then argued: "Is there a possibility that she doesn't simply like me, but is attracted by my beauty? Bah, she simply likes me as a person, not my beauty."

"Brother Xu, wake up. You are not beautiful, you are just lustful."

Xiang Yuan complained repeatedly: "Also, you said the same thing the last time you met a female ghost."

"Last time was last time, this time is really different."

Xu Jixian sighed: "Brother Xiaoyuan, I know I'm ugly, but you can't deny that I'm very gentle!"

"But you're ugly."

"..."

Damn it, can we still have a good conversation?
"Anyway, this is what happened. I saved her that day, and after I returned to the city, she invited me to a banquet to thank me. When I thought about my two brothers not coming, I plucked up the courage to go to the banquet alone. As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will? I want to see to what extent she can seduce me."

Xu Jixian snorted, "My two brothers know me well. I have always sought wealth and honor in dangerous situations. I am not a coward who is afraid of death. The Blissful Way? The Bone-Scraping Taoist? Humph, I will make sure she never comes back!"

"What a righteous man you are! You also have a spirit of sacrifice. Then what?" Xiang Yuan was speechless.

"Those who achieve great things do not care about trivial matters. This little humiliation is nothing. Just consider it as a test on your path of cultivation." Xu Jixian said righteously.

"Stop talking nonsense and get to the point. Then what?"

“Both the guests and the host were delighted.”

"..." x2
After a long silence, Xiang Yuan spoke faintly: "Brother Xu, excuse me, don't you like widows?"

"First of all, I sacrificed myself for the mission. It has nothing to do with whether she is a widow or not."

Xu Jixian first tried to defend his own character, and then said: "Secondly, the leader is dead, and she is a widow."

"..."

Damn, that makes so much sense!
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