This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 230 If I had known it would be so difficult to ascend to heaven, I would not have ascended

"Shut up. If you're really greedy, just stew your black unicorn!"

"Xiaosheng, what you said is wrong. With so many colleagues watching, I spoke well of you, but you blame me instead."

In the field, Erlang Shen and Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun had a dispute over the issue of Roaring Sky Dog urinating and defecating everywhere, and the quarrel was fierce.

If you guys want to talk about this, then I won’t be sleepy anymore!

Xiang Yuan walked forward cheerfully, grabbed a handful of melon seeds from the fairy's glass plate, asked for some hot water, and squeezed to the front of the crowd to eat the melon and watch the fun.

With a click, he opened a bottle of happy water for himself.

Both of them were great gods with status, but Erlang Shen was thin-skinned. Seeing that all his colleagues were watching, he thought it was bad luck and took the initiative to end the dispute.

Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun won a great victory and was very proud of himself. He chased Erlang Shen and sat beside him, saying that there was one black, two yellows, three flowers and four whites, and that Roaring Sky Dog was beautiful and delicious, and he was willing to sponsor onions, ginger, oil and salt.

As he said this, he really took out the onions, ginger, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar.

My goodness, this was planned for a long time!
Xiang Yuan's eyes widened. He was neither exaggerating nor slandering. If he were Erlang Shen and someone slandered his dog, he would not let it go no matter what he said today. He would beat the dog's brains out.

If it doesn’t work, let’s destroy the entire Investiture of the Gods and burn this old thing to death!
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"Hey hey hey!" x2
Xiang Yuan was laughing so hard that his teeth burst out. When he heard the emphasis, he looked around.

Whoever is so brave should just laugh secretly, but he really dares to laugh out loud.

There was no one around. I looked down and saw a 1.2-meter-tall head with bright eyes and white teeth, tied in two buns, smiling foolishly.

So it’s you. That’s okay. Just continue having fun!

Although Xiang Yuan didn't know much about the heavenly palace, he had heard a lot of general mythological stories and immediately guessed who the 1.2-meter-tall man next to him was.

The great god of the Three Altars and Sea Assembly, the rebellious Third Prince, it is not clear whether his nickname is Li Goudan, but he certainly has the capital to make people laugh.

By the way, there is a question that has been bothering Xiang Yuan for a long time. After graduating from the world of gods, one is guaranteed a job in a factory. Once one has become a god, does the relationship between gods still exist?
If he was still there, he would have hugged and embraced Venerable Hui'an before he came. In terms of their relationship, it would not be impossible for him to pat his 1.2-meter-tall head and call him "good brother".

If I wasn't there, I wouldn't be able to hear the news of the Third Prince hunting down the Pagoda-Bearing Heavenly King, which would have been a real shame.

Perhaps because he had been looking at Xiang Yuan for too long and had some ill intentions, Nezha turned around and raised his eyebrows: "Newcomer, who are you? How dare you laugh so loudly?"

"Emperor Zhenwu."

"Disrespect, disrespect!"

"Be polite!"

Xiang Yuan was just about to ask whether the relationship between the gods still existed when the sound of a golden bell rang in his ears. He saw a group of gods, almost all of whom were dressed as military officers, filing out one after another, and he quickly followed.

……

Huangji Palace.

A group of military officers bowed and saluted, paying homage to the golden Emperor of Heaven.

"Your subjects pay homage to the Great Emperor of Heaven!"
Xiang Yuan mingled in the crowd and took a sneak peek. He saw that the Emperor of Heaven was dressed in gold with a golden mask on his face. He was quite confused for a moment.

The status of the Emperor of Heaven is so noble. He is the number one spokesperson for the laws of the heavenly world. Even King Frieza has to give him some courtesy. It's not like he is too ashamed to see people, so why does he have to wear a mask?

There were too many things that were unclear, so Xiang Yuan stopped thinking about them. He just did whatever the military officers did, just like a new officer walking on thin ice.

The Emperor of Heaven sat upright on a golden chair, his golden eyes swept across the military officers, without any emotion: "Today I have summoned you all to quell a rebellion in a world called Heavenly Demon..."

The Emperor of Heaven spoke some nonsense mechanically as if he was reading a line from a script. Then he selected several military officers who were good at subduing demons and ordered them to enter the Demon Realm to quell the rebellion.

Among them is the Great Emperor Zhenwu.

After receiving the imperial order, the generals returned to the temple to deploy their troops and wait for the Heavenly Gate to open so that the army could march forward.

When Xiang Yuan first met the Emperor of Heaven, he felt that he was an emotionless robot. He strongly suspected that the Emperor of Heaven himself did not exist, but was a physical embodiment of the laws of heaven and earth in the world of gods.

After all, Master Jingyun said that during the birth of the Heavenly God Realm, most of the time was spent on nurturing the Emperor of Heaven.

Of course, it is not ruled out that some unlucky guy has the fate of a Heavenly Emperor, and after ascending to heaven, he will be taken over by the laws of heaven and earth and become a puppet without thoughts and emotions.

……

Southern Continent, Xuanwu Tongchu Palace.

Xiang Yuan called the chief steward Bai Ze and asked him how many men and guns he had. He learned that there were less than ten of the thirty-six generals, and there was no news about the two generals, the Turtle and the Snake. He nodded and thought to himself that it was okay.

Almost got it!
As long as I can ride it, why do I need an electric bike?

The Heavenly Emperor is making a fuss about what level the Heavenly Demon Realm is at. He, the Great Emperor Zhenwu, can sweep through it all by himself, without having to mobilize troops and make such a big fuss.

When the superiors do things, they naturally have their own ideas. Xiang Yuan is a military general who is not good at speaking, and he is not a censor who has to make life and death decisions. He just needs to do as he is told.

"Ask Marshal Ma to come see me!"

At Xiang Yuan's command, True Man Zixu, who had inherited the title of Marshal Ma, came rushing over, bowed three times and kowtowed nine times, performing the etiquette of a disciple, and quickly integrated into the new working environment.

With divine power added to his body, True Man Zixu was wearing red armor decorated with flaming dragon patterns. His face was resolute and surrounded by golden light, and his aura was quite extraordinary.

The most obvious change is the third eye on its forehead, which can distinguish between good and evil and dispel evil spirits.

"Yes, quite majestic. You will be with me in this battle."

Xiang Yuan told him about the situation in the demon world. Upon hearing that the human race was destroyed by the demon race, Zixu Zhenren from the Dragon Subduing Realm immediately became furious.

"There is one more thing. I warned you half a month ago not to make up rumors or spread rumors about me and Bodhisattva Guanyin. Did you listen to me and not talk nonsense outside?" Xiang Yuan asked, knocking on the table.

Upon hearing this, Master Zixu lost his temper and said dryly, "I have followed the Emperor's words and have not leaked a single word."

"It's better this way. If I hear any rumors outside, humph, don't blame me for being ruthless!" Xiang Yuan slapped the table, causing Master Zixu to shiver.

He understood what the leader meant, and he not only had to say it, but also had to say it loudly so that everyone knew it.

but……

After all, it's the Bodhisattva Guanyin, who can kill people.

He stayed in the Thirty-Six Golden Palaces for half a month. Every time he mustered up his courage, he would pull back his foot at the last moment before stepping out the door. He felt uneasy and had none of the joy he felt when he first ascended to the upper realm.

If I had known it was so difficult to ascend to heaven, I would not have ascended!
"By the way, this time you will follow me to the Heavenly Demon Realm, and you will encounter many Heavenly Generals and Immortals. Remember to watch your mouth. If you dare to spread a rumor that shouldn't be spread, you will be punished by military law!"

"..."

too difficult!
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The demon world.

Xiang Yuan held two blood-colored tokens in his hands, projected the Demon Palace, and left the Xiantian Cliff. He randomly chose a place in the deep mountains and old forests to sit cross-legged, and held Master Jingyun's belt to contact the Heavenly God Realm.

This was not the first time he led the way, and he was very familiar with this job. While he calmed down and sensed the changes in the laws of heaven and earth, he wondered why the Emperor of Heaven took half a month to issue the decree.

If he was thinking about the pros and cons, the Emperor of Heaven was just a robot, the program ran very fast, and he shouldn't have been entangled for so long.

"Perhaps he is not a puppet, but the real master of heaven and earth. What I saw was just a clone..."

Xiang Yuan thought a lot and the biggest possibility was that the Emperor of Heaven decided on the spot to open the ascension channel and wanted to bring the Heavenly Demon Realm under his rule. He spent half a month but still couldn't figure out the coordinates of the Heavenly Demon Realm.

Yes, the Heavenly God Realm has the ability to capture the lower realm and forcibly open the ascension passage. It has been delayed for so long, so they must not have found where the door is.

"King Frieza is indeed powerful. No wonder the Emperor of Heaven gives him so much face. She said whoever is destined to be together will be destined to be together." Xiang Yuan was secretly delighted and hugged the right thigh. His hands were empty and the belt given by Master Jingyun disappeared. He sighed with regret and looked up at the sky. He saw the white light dissipating rapidly, and the laws of heaven and earth unique to the world of gods enveloped him, and a heated discussion began with the world of demons.

This time, the discussion took a bit longer.

Xiang Yuan clearly felt that the Heavenly Demon Realm did not want to accept the principles of the Heavenly God Realm. Because they could not defeat them, they retreated step by step and held their heads in the corner.

Xiang Yuan retired after completing his mission and returned to the Heavenly God Realm. Outside the Thirty-Six Golden Palaces, he saw soldiers arranged in neat square formations.

The five thousand golden-armored soldiers are all false illusions for show. They have a certain killing power and are enough to deal with the little demons from the lower world.

The ten generals were headed by Marshal Ma, each of them had divine power, wore bright armor, and looked very majestic.

Xiang Yuan stepped onto the Jiuying and sensed the increasingly obvious ascension passage in the air. He held the Demon-Slaying Sword and slashed towards the sky. The clouds rolled and the sky broke, revealing a passage that led directly to the Heavenly Demon Realm.

The Zhenwu black carved flag covered the sky and the sun, engulfing all the golden-armored generals in the field and rushing towards the Heavenly Demon Realm together.

Bai Ze did not follow. As the housekeeper of Xuanwu Tongchu Mansion, she had to have the necessary dignity. Xiang Yuan gave her due respect and had never ridden this mount, either openly or secretly.

Otherwise, a means of transportation, even if it is first-rate in domestic affairs, has the ability to avoid danger and seek good fortune, and is highly appreciated by the top leaders, will find it difficult to intimidate the thirty-six generals below.

It is even worse to use women to gain power. Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara is watching and Emperor Zhenwu does not engage in office relationships between men and women.

Back to the point, divine light was surging in the sky above the Heavenly Demon Realm, brocade flags were fluttering, auspicious clouds were descending from the sky, portals to the heavenly palaces were opening one after another, and shining stars were dotted in the sky above the Heavenly Demon Realm.

Originally, the demon world was shrouded in a layer of five-colored black clouds. When the laws of heaven and earth collided, they were no match for the great principles of the god world, and they all dissipated at this moment.

Amidst the auspicious clouds, several large camps were scattered in an orderly manner. Each gate to the heavenly palace represented a celestial general leading an army.

Xiang Yuan is the Great Emperor Zhenwu, his flag is black, and there is also the Zhenwu black carved flag that covers the sky and rolls with thick, inky black clouds. His camp is the darkest and most dazzling in the entire place.

He looked around and saw that the nearest one was Erlang Shen's grass-head divine army, waving the Zhenwu black-carved flag and pressing forward with great momentum.

When the two armies joined together, the momentum became even more grand.

Like Xiang Yuan's golden-armored army, the 1,200 grass-headed gods under Erlang Shen's command are also false illusions. Their abilities are not high, but their advantage is that they are inexhaustible and can be refreshed at any time.

However, the six Meishan brothers beside him and the grinning greyhound at his feet are all real.

Don't underestimate this dog. Roaring Sky Dog also has a divine status. Zhang Mazi once said to Chenxiang, "If you were not my nephew, you would respectfully call my dog ​​'Sun-Swallowing God' when you see him."

"The six brothers of Meishan have met the Great Emperor Zhenwu."

Seeing Xiang Yuan approaching with the clouds, Erlang Shen was puzzled and sent six generals to inquire.

"I have heard of the name of Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun for a long time, and I have been yearning for him and want to make friends with him, but I have never met him in Huangji Palace. If Zhenjun does not mind, I would like to hunt with him in this world."

Xiang Yuan was greeting the six brothers from Meishan when he saw Erlang Shen coming on a cloud with his dog. He jumped off Jiuying and rushed forward with a sword in hand.

"The emperor has invited me, how dare I refuse?"

The colorful sedan was carried by everyone. Although Erlang Shen didn't understand what Zhenwu Emperor was up to, he felt that the other party's flattery had given him enough face, so he had to return the courtesy.

"How dare I? I am in front of you, there is no such thing as a great emperor. Just call me Zhenwu."

"Brother Zhenwu is polite."

"No, I'm new here, so I should call Xiaosheng brother."

Both of them expressed their feelings modestly, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

Erlang Shen looked down and saw that the monsters were so ignorant of their own lives that they even dared to organize a team to resist. He raised his hand and waved it, ordering the six brothers of Meishan to go down and wipe them out and not to disturb the peace of Zhenwu Emperor.

He didn't wave it, but looked at Xiang Yuan to ask what he thought.

"Don't disturb me, little saint brother. You and I are touring this world together. There is no distinction between superiors and subordinates. Just make your own arrangements." Xiang Yuan laughed.

"Brother Zhenwu, please go first."

"You're welcome."

"good!"

The two sides formed their own battle array, and the golden-armored army and the grass-headed god pressed down the clouds together.

Xiang Yuan saw that Jiuying was restless and knew that he had been feeling depressed recently, so he pulled the reins and allowed him to go down and act arrogantly, telling him to be careful not to hurt friendly forces.

By the way, he gave a look to Master Zixu.

What are you still standing there for? You have just arrived and you must have connections. You must hurry up and get to know the six brothers of Meishan and make friends with them.

Besides, if you don't come over, how would the Great Emperor Zhenwu know that you are a tight-lipped person and won't spread gossip to everyone you meet.

Zhenren Zixu had a look of grief on his face for the death of Monk Lechen. He held the Fire Wheel Sword high above his head, shouted "For the glory of the Northern God", and rushed to the front.

The military strength of the two worlds is not at the same level, it's a more dimensionality-reduction attack than a dimensionality-reduction attack. The auspicious cloud suppressed the demonic cloud as soon as they met, and then went in and out seven times, rolling and flattening it. Several demon kings in the God Transformation Stage who were not prepared were knocked to the ground.

Erlang Shen felt itchy and wanted to go down and bully the weakling, but because the Great Emperor Zhenwu was beside him, he didn't want to be impolite, so he kicked the small dog and let it do it for him.

"Brother Xiaosheng, this dog is quite handsome, much smarter than my Nine Infants."

"Brother Zhenwu, you are joking. I was able to get this evil beast because of you."

The two men talked about their own things, and the atmosphere became more harmonious. Seeing that the one-sided battle below was going on without any ripples, they went to Erlang Shen's camp to have a chat and left the war to their generals to handle.

In the camp, Erlang Shen did not dare to take the seat. There was no wine in the army, so he drank tea instead of wine with Xiang Yuan.

After some inquiries, Xiang Yuan learned that although Erlang Shen of the Heavenly God Realm was a representative of the local armed forces, he was not qualified to disobey orders and had no relative relationship with the Emperor of Heaven, and was not the latter's nephew.

Not only does the Emperor of Heaven have no sister, he is also a bachelor. Neither does the Queen Mother.

On the other hand, Xiang Yuan, the Great Emperor Zhenwu, is the local warlord who only obeys orders and not announcements because Master Jingyun's thighs are white and long. In terms of rank, as both are local officials, Erlang Shen has to call him his subordinate.

The so-called "obey orders but not announcements" can be roughly understood as the relationship between the Zhou emperor and the princes. When the Zhou emperor invited the princes to his home for dinner, the princes could claim to be sick and not go. However, when the Zhou emperor had major military actions, such as lighting beacon towers to make a beautiful woman smile, the princes had to rush over even if they were dying of illness on the way.

Speaking of fighting power, Erlang Shen is very powerful and is among the best in the world of gods. He has advantages against everyone and can fight better than Xiang Yuan, the True Martial Emperor.

Xiang Yuan holds the throne of the Great Emperor Zhenwu. As he is the founder of the Nine Heavens Demon-Exterminating Master, he is designed to defeat evil spirits from heaven. Even if he is fighting against a demon, his performance will be stronger than that of Erlang Shen.

Then there is the Jiu Tian Ying Yuan Lei Sheng Pu Hua Tian Zun, whose martial power is equal to that of Zhen Wu Emperor, but because of his status as the leader of the Thunder Department, he is a central official directly under the Heavenly Court, and his rank is half a level higher than that of the local official Zhen Wu Emperor.

Moreover, because both of them have three eyes, Erlang Shen and Jiutian Yingyuan Leisheng Puhua Tianzun have a good relationship and often bicker to pass the time.

In short, martial power and official position do not match, and the gods in the heavenly world do not have any relationship because of their positions.

Xiang Yuan wanted to get close to Nezha, but there was no hope if he followed Ji Mucheng's path.

He asked indirectly and found out that Erlang Shen had no idea that in some world, he was the nephew of the Emperor of Heaven and there was a legend about him splitting the mountain to save his mother.

This made Xiang Yuan even more certain that the configuration of immortals and gods in Heaven was copied. There was a mature template before the birth of the Heavenly God Realm. Moreover, the Heavenly God Realm was indeed just starting out, and even the Queen Mother was lacking, so it was far from the level of being listed.

"If the Heavenly God Realm continues to develop, will these immortal gods develop in the direction I know about in the future?"

Xiang was far away from Erlang Shen's camp, frowning as he pondered the infinite possibilities that Master Jingyun had mentioned. Suddenly, he thought of something and slapped his head, "I forgot to tell Erlang Shen that if he has a sister in the future, he must keep a close eye on her. Some shameless people just like other people's sisters."

After thinking about it, I decided not to mention it. After all, it is difficult to say something like "your sister has been slept with by someone else."

"Forget it. If he really has a younger sister someday, I, as the older brother, will have to take more responsibility and help keep a close eye on her."

(End of this chapter)