This is not how immortals cultivate
Chapter 218 How could I understand these? Xiao He taught me all this.
Chapter 218 How could I understand these? Xiao He taught me all this.
Yanhuo County.
The backyard garden of the City Lord's Mansion.
Xiang Yuan sat in the pavilion, looked around, stretched out his hands carefully, and hugged left and right.
Minute Maid!
"My king, the Bull Demon King has left. You have the final say in the palace now. You don't even know why you didn't invite the fox spirit to dance. Your eyes almost popped out of your head when you saw it." Chaner said softly.
"Don't laugh, beauty. You're just a vixen. Even if six of them were tied together, they wouldn't be as pretty as one of your toes." Xiang Yuan laughed.
"The king is so annoying!"
"You hate telling the truth?"
“It’s just annoying!”
"Hehe, as long as the beauty likes it."
Xiao Lingyue: (_)
You two really acted it out!
Xiao Lingyue pulled Xiang Yuan and saw the two of them flirting with each other as if she was a transparent person. She became annoyed and raised her hand to pinch Xiang Yuan's waist.
Then, she glared at Chan'er and said, "Why doesn't she learn good things, but insists on learning from the evil woman? Sooner or later she will become a bad girl."
Zener stuck out his tongue, turned his head and rolled his eyes twice.
The bitch is acting pretentiously again, bah, so disgusting.
Seeing Chan'er correct his mistakes, Xiao Lingyue breathed a sigh of relief and angrily sent a voice message to Xiang Yuan: "My lord, you can know a person's face but not his heart. Even if his muscles are stretched and his waist is weak, he can rotate. You think you understand it!"
Xiao Lingyue didn't quite understand what it meant when the muscles were stretched and the waist was softened and could rotate, but when Bull Demon King nodded in approval, it was definitely not something good, so she just followed his lead and understood.
Xiang Yuan was well prepared, and decisively passed the buck after hearing this: "Don't get me wrong, Senior Sister. I don't know any of this. Xiao He taught me all this. He often invites me to the brothel, saying that he wants to take me to see the world."
"You went just because he asked you out? If he asked you to die, would you die too?" Xiao Lingyue was furious. Her mother was right, all men were bad.
"He is not a date."
"You went there without an appointment?"
"It's not that he went without an appointment, it's Xiao He who is cunning."
Xiang Yuan explained aggrievedly: "The first time, he said Fengxian Food Street, God have mercy on me, I really thought it was food. Senior sister, you know me, besides cultivation, I just like to eat something, so I believed his nonsense and went there."
"What about the second and third time?"
"He caught me and insisted that I had been to a brothel. He threatened me that if I didn't obey, he would say bad things about me in front of you. That's what happened next..."
While describing Xiao He's ugly face, Xiang Yuan said, "But I am a chaste woman. I have never been with any women. I only eat and don't talk."
"Humph!"
Xiao Lingyue snorted: "That guy is just eating and waiting to die, he has no knowledge or skills. Stay away from him in the future, or he will lead you astray."
"Oh."
Things are changing so fast! That’s not what you said last time!
Xiang Yuan vaguely remembered that when Xiao Lingyue first evaluated Xiao He, she praised him as rare in heaven and hard to find on earth, and called him a first-class good brother in the world.
How long has it been since then, and the good brother has become a useless person who just wants to eat and wait for death? Shouldn't he be worthy of being banished?
Maybe this is love!
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"Sister, although Brother Xiao has this and that kind of shortcomings, we can ignore them. He also has many advantages, such as being born beautiful."
Xiang Yuan sent a voice message to express his helplessness, and at the same time gave a shot of prevention: "After all, he is my sworn brother, and he is also your brother from the same father and mother. If I distance myself from him, he will definitely say bad things about me in front of you and mother. No one will believe it once or twice, but if it happens too many times, you will inevitably believe one or two, and then I won't be able to explain myself."
"I won't believe his distortion of the truth. The same goes for mother. I will tell mother that the bastard takes you to brothels all day long!" Xiao Lingyue said firmly.
"Remember to make up for it. I only eat vegetables in the brothel. Don't let mother misunderstand."
Xiang Yuan secretly thought that it was a done deal. Not only did his brother-in-law retire successfully, but he also cut off his retreat before leaving.
Once Xiao He was eliminated, all the previous lies came to an end, and the false became true, which could never be explained in this lifetime.
My brother-in-law is a good man!
"You're so smooth-talking every day. I thought you were only like that in front of me, but I didn't expect that you could chat with monsters too. Was that bastard teaching you this?" Xiao Lingyue asked in a cold voice, completely unaware that her tone was wrong.
I have already started to manage people.
"Well, Brother Xiao taught me a lot of things, told me that this is called an actor's self-cultivation, and even composed an easy-to-understand song for me to sing."
Xiang Yuan made up something out of nothing and sang directly through voice transmission: "Fake cigarettes, fake alcohol, fake friends, fake friends, fake feelings, fake kindness, fake tenderness..."
"What a mess! Don't associate with him anymore!"
Xiao Lingyue was so angry that she cursed Xiao He. After she lost her temper, she realized that she was meddling too much. She said, "The Bull Demon King wants to use you. He won't let it go. Be careful. Chan'er and I can't take action. If you are facing a demon king of the Seven Great Saints level, you will be doomed if you are not careful."
"Don't worry, senior sister. The Bull Demon King's abacus beads have all hit my face, how could I not know that?" Xiang Yuan showed disdain and took the opportunity to tighten his hands around her slender waist.
Tighten both sides at the same time!
When I was in school, my teacher taught us that what is worrying is not the lack of wealth but the inequality of wealth, and we should do things equally.
Apply what you have learned, integrate knowledge and practice, and live up to the teachings of your teachers.
He then transmitted his voice: "The Bull Demon King's plan should not stop here. My Tai Sui brother is not very smart, but he must still be useful after entering the Blood Moon Demon Palace. He will not die at the hands of the Yaksha King. If I am right, I don't even need to go all out to deal with the Yaksha King. The Bull Demon King will find a way to severely injure the Yaksha King and let me replace him in front of everyone."
Xiao Lingyue fell silent upon hearing that, and Chan'er also heard Xiang Yuan's voice. They were all proud and arrogant women, and they came into this world with only a vase script and became spectators, which made them feel really bad.
"Don't worry, the two of you. Once you enter the Blood Moon Demon Palace, I will open the Yama Gate and you can go in naturally. You will have room to perform well then."
Xiang Yuan knew the temperaments of the two men, so he comforted them through voice transmission, and added at the end: "Chan'er, remember to bring Senior Jiang with me. The seven great saints are united in appearance but not in spirit. We have more people and the advantage is in our hands!"
But first, you still have to understand the laws of heaven and earth. If you can't win, no matter how much you say, it will be useless.
Xiang Yuan did what he said, and while comprehending the laws of heaven and earth, he demonstrated it to the two girls. There were still a hundred days before the Blood Moon Demon Palace opened. With their comprehension and learning efficiency, they could learn the book thoroughly by hard study.
There is no need to seek further progress, just restore your own cultivation.
————Seven days later, outside Yanhuo County.
Grove.
Run quickly.
Xiang Yuan walked along the mountain path, his face covered in dust. He bared his teeth at the two beauties, his eyes wide open as he cursed, "How ridiculous! I respected him as my elder brother and gave way to him in every way, but he actually went even further and kicked me out. He even said that he was doing it for my own good, but it's clear that he can't tolerate me and is afraid that I will take away his position as the leader!"
"My lord, the Bull Demon King's territory can't accommodate you. What should we do?" Xiao Lingyue sighed worriedly.
In just a few days, her acting skills improved.
Unlike before, when he was counting one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, cutting out pictures and staring, he was not on the same layer as others.
"If you don't want me here, I'll find another place that will want me. I have the skills to make a living anywhere!" Xiang Yuan put his hands on his hips and said, "Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west. It would be better if Niu didn't give him the chance."
"King Tai Sui, you have misunderstood King Bull Demon." Fu Yunzi, wearing a Taoist robe, walked out slowly from behind the big tree.
"Why is it you? What are you doing here?"
Xiang Yuan was shocked. He stepped forward, protecting the two concubines behind him, and said with a frown, "I know. The Niu guy wants to kill everyone, so he sent you to ambush here."
"No, no, I am here to help King Tai Sui with a promising future. This is also what King Bull Demon meant."
Fu Yunzi knew that Tai Sui's IQ was worrying and that he was a typical brainless thug, so he simply told him the truth and explained the cause and effect in plain and easy-to-understand language.
"A few days ago, the Bull Demon King lost his appetite after returning. He values loyalty the most and knows that it is not easy for you to practice. He was afraid that you would not be able to enter the Blood Moon Demon Palace and waste decades in vain, so he planned a way out for you..."
"The Yaksha King has already made arrangements. Right now, the country is in chaos and there are rebels everywhere. If King Tai Sui goes to challenge him, he will surely win and inherit the title of the Yaksha King."
"Is this true? It's not that I don't believe you, brother, but the Yaksha King is one of the Seven Great Sages after all." Xiang Yuan looked suspicious, as if he was smart enough to tell me that it wouldn't be that easy.
Fu Yunzi smiled and said, "Don't worry, Taisui King. Everything has been arranged. You will know the truth when you go there. Speaking of which, Bull Demon King suffered a lot from the other great saints in order to help you get to the top. He is so loyal and righteous, regardless of gains and losses. Even we have some complaints. He treats you too well."
"Brother!!"
Xiang Yuan looked back at Yanhuo County, and said with righteousness in mind: "I have such a good brother, what kind of future do I need? I don't want to be a great sage. I will go back to apologize to my brother and get drunk."
"No, not to mention that the Bull Demon King has already made all the arrangements, even the other great saints will never spit out the benefits they have taken."
Fu Yunzi stopped him and said, "If King Tai Sui wants to repay you, he can become one of the Seven Great Saints in the future and help King Bull Demon succeed in the Blood Moon Demon Palace."
“That’s true.”
Master Xiang Yuan listened to the advice, then frowned and said, "Brother has always said that there is an opportunity in the Blood Moon Demon Palace, but he didn't say what it is, and I didn't ask. How can I help him get what he wants?"
As he spoke, he spread his hands and said, "The Yaksha King is old and no longer at his peak, but the other great saints are not like that. With my abilities, even if I want to kill the enemy, I'm afraid I'll just be a burden."
"It would be a great help if King Taisui could squeeze out King Yaksha and take up a spot for King Bull Demon. I have also heard about the Blood Moon Demon Palace before."
Fu Yunzi told Xiang Yuan not to worry and said slowly: "The Blood Moon Demon Palace opens once every hundred years. The last time it was won by the Yaksha King, who brought out many treasures. Although he did not say it clearly, the Bull Demon King speculated that those who enter the Blood Moon Demon Palace can get a chance to trace back to the origin..."
Fu Yunzi told a lot of information about the Blood Moon Demon Palace. It was hard to tell whether it was true or false. He mentioned the Yaksha King and told an interesting story.
Some time ago, the territory of the Yaksha King was attacked. It was said that some human beings showed up and took away a treasure that the Yaksha King brought out from the Blood Moon Demon Palace, and then there was no news from them.
The news was too outrageous. Where could they find humans in the Heavenly Demon Realm? They hadn't seen humans for thousands of years. The other great saints naturally didn't believe it. They all thought that the Yaksha King was deliberately making a mystery in order to plan and lay out the Blood Moon Demon Palace.
The old guy was not honest, and the Bull Demon King used this as an excuse to incite several other great saints to kick the Yaksha King out.
Right now, the Yaksha King's territory is in chaos, and the demon kings subordinate to the Seven Great Sages are making trouble everywhere. Who can inherit the title of the Yaksha King's Great Sage depends entirely on his own ability.
The Bull Demon King is very optimistic about 'Tai Sui' and is sure that this is a sure thing!
As for the old and immortal Yaksha King...
Coincidentally, a few masked men appeared from nowhere, claiming to be humans, and rushed into the palace hall of the Yaksha King and beat him up. It seemed that the Yaksha King was almost dying.
"Ah, there really are humans?"
Xiang Yuan showed a look of horror: "Fuyunzi, the human race disappeared for a thousand years, and suddenly so many of them appeared. This is worse than the Blood Moon Demon Palace... Oh, I understand. Look at my brain, why can't I figure it out!"
Xiang Yuan slapped his forehead, feeling very annoyed.
Fu Yunzi smiled unchanged, stroked his beard and said, "It's good that King Tai Sui understands. This matter should not be made public. Remember to act quickly when you go to King Yaksha's mansion, lest the throne be taken away by other demon kings."
"Let's go now."
Xiang Yuan embraced his two beautiful concubines and was about to ride the wind to the territory of the Yaksha King.
"Don't worry, King Tai Sui. I will help you with some tricks."
Fu Yunzi closed his eyes and sensed the laws of heaven and earth. After a moment, he waved his sleeves, moved space, and took Xiang Yuan and the other two with him, and they were a thousand miles away in one step.
"Fuyunzi, do you still have this ability?"
Xiang Yuan was greatly surprised. The Spirit Transformation Stage can move space, but not all Spirit Transformation Stage people can do it, at least Xiao Lingyue now can't do it. It can be seen that the Dog-Headed Military Advisor has extraordinary skills and his cultivation is only second to the Seven Great Sages.
"The king has bestowed upon me this ability. Without him, I would be nothing more than a beast in the mountains."
Fu Yunzi replied modestly. After more than ten steps, he stopped his ability to move space and pointed to the majestic city in front of him and said, "This is the capital of the Yaksha Kingdom, Shattered Star City. King Tai Sui can go there by himself. The six great saints have another agreement. I am not on the list and cannot enter this city."
Fu Yunzi did not say what agreement the six great saints signed, but Xiang Yuan could roughly guess it. It was probably a non-aggression treaty, and the Yaksha King was like that person, so there was no ripple on the map.
There should be a clause in the treaty that a demon king as powerful as Fu Yunzi cannot be crowned a great sage!
"In that case, I have nothing to fear. What's the harm in having this Great Sage sit with me?"
Looking far into the distance at the majestic city, I saw plumes of smoke rising into the sky and the sounds of killing filling the entire city. I walked towards it without recognizing my relatives.
"You two should stay here, I will be back soon and take you to share the glory and wealth!"
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Ask for a monthly pass at the third watch!
(End of this chapter)
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