This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 211 Walker, your pectoral muscles are so exaggerated

Luojia Mountain, Purple Bamboo Forest.

In the world of gods, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva is one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions in the Heavenly Palace, and her temple is located in Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea.

Looking down from a high vantage point, Luojiashan Island does not look impressive, with only a purple bamboo forest worth mentioning. Only after entering will you discover that there is a different world inside.

The name of the cave is "Chaoyin Cave". There are green willows shrouded in mist, a pavilion from which one can view the rippling water, an elegant corridor, and palaces in a fairyland.

The rockery is overlapping and the fairyland is interesting. Within a short distance, the scenery changes with every step, recreating a picturesque world. It is definitely a wealthy family.

In short, although Guanyin Bodhisattva is dressed in white and has clean hands, it does not prevent others from making a fortune.

When Xiang Yuan entered the Purple Bamboo Forest, it was just like returning to his own home. At the Bright Pool, he saw Buddhist Bai Yue, who had a compassionate face and a peaceful, immortal glow. He was so frightened that he rubbed his hands together.

It’s a pity that I can’t rub it because Ji Mucheng is there.

Ms. Bai Yue and Xiang Yuan made three agreements: chant sutras during the day and kiss at night, not disappointing the Tathagata and not disappointing her lover. When she is Avalokitesvara, Xiang Yuan must not be rude or say anything offensive.

You can’t even think about it!

Xiang Yuan readily agreed, thinking to himself that she was worthy of being called such a woman, being holy in front of others, which was really good.

Ji Mucheng stood behind Bai Yue Jushi, wearing a green shirt, with long hair tied up, a long sword on his back, and a slender belt around his waist, looking like a woman dressed as a man.

Xiang Yuan didn't quite understand, but with the divine power of Emperor Zhenwu, he looked carefully and recognized the divine position of Hui'an Xingzhe.

Hui An Xing Zhe, also known as Hui An Zun Zhe, is a disciple of Guanyin Bodhisattva of the South Sea. It is natural for Ji Muqing to obtain this position of deity, that is...

Walker, your pectoral muscles are so exaggerated!
Xiang Yuan complained in his heart, but seeing Ji Mucheng staring at him without blinking, eyes full of deep affection, he was confused for a moment and sent a message to Master Bai Yue to ask.

"Senior Sister, what's going on with Mu Qing? Why didn't you explain it to her clearly?"

"Junior brother, please handle it at your discretion."

"..."

What do you mean? You, the compassionate Guanyin, don’t want to be a bad guy, so you push me to the front to play the role of a heartless and ungrateful person?

Xiang Yuan rolled his eyes and thought to himself that Bai Yue Jushi was unreliable. It was common to see disciples cheating their masters, and masters cheating their disciples. It was really strange...

Oh, this is a routine operation, it’s not the first time, so it’s okay.

Xiang Yuan felt a headache. Ji Mucheng's eyes were overflowing with love. If he tried to suppress it, it would overflow. Whoever wanted to sing for this pretty boy could sing. He couldn't say it out loud.

Xiang Yuan sent a message to express his helplessness, to which Master Bai Yue said that he was kind-hearted, and then there was no further response.

Xiang Yuan was extremely speechless and had no idea what to do for the moment. He just blinked at Ji Mucheng, asking him to calm down and talk about it later.

Ji Mucheng nodded slightly and stood behind Master Bai Yue with joy.

"Great Master, I have come here to ask you about a few matters of cultivation. I hope you can give me some guidance." Xiang Yuan bowed slightly.

"How dare I disobey the Heavenly Master's invitation? Please move."

"Please go first, Master."

Ji Mucheng stood where he was, and saw his master and uncle leave side by side. Their words were quite polite, and the heart that had been in his throat finally settled down.

The master is pure and innocent, and has truly let it go, but the uncle-master is still a little reluctant.

It's not a big problem. With Master's current status, she has to be pure and chaste even if she doesn't want to. The responsibility of taking care of Master Uncle can only fall on her.

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On the other side, Xiang Yuan hugged Bai Yue as soon as he entered the room, shocking the latter so much that he quickly dispersed the divine light on his body. However, he was no match for Xiang Yuan's shamelessness, and after pushing him twice, he was embraced in his arms.

"Sister, I will help you practice."

Is that spiritual practice? That sounds so nice!

Bai Yue gave Xiang Yuan a cold look, suppressed the temptation in her heart, frowned slightly and reminded him: "Junior brother, you have been obsessed with beauty and reckless recently. If I indulge you blindly, it will only cause you to fall deeper and deeper."

"First, senior sister is too charming, and secondly..." Xiang Yuan bit his ear and blew a breath, then took out a set of local specialties from the Blue Star Realm and put them on her.

It's helpless to say, even though he entered the Tao through martial arts, thinking that being calm is as simple as eating and drinking water, and there are many ways to be calm and desireless, but in reality it is not really the case.

After graduating from the third level, he got the innate elixir, and it was a bit hard to get angry.

His masculine aura not only stuns the women around him, making him a walking succubus, but he is also not very friendly to himself. Especially when he has a beautiful woman in his arms, his hands and feet will always become uncontrollable.

Hearing the helplessness in Xiang Yuan's words, Bai Yue said no more. He raised his hand to untie her hair and put it up in front of him.

I combed the long hair for my junior fellow apprentice.

Mr. Bai Yue took medicine to practice. Xiang Yuan told him about the illusion of the laws of the heaven and earth in the world of gods. He mentioned what Master Jingyun said, asking Mr. Bai Yue not to be obsessed with the identity of Guanyin Bodhisattva, and that one has to look at himself as a human being.

Ms. Bai Yue seemed to understand, but Xiang Yuan and Jing Yun were the two people closest to her and were willing to listen to her advice.

After a while, Ms. Bai Yue got the medicine. She came back from behind and was not in danger like Ji Muqing did when he took the medicine. When she saw Xiang Yuan took out a few jars of blood medicine, she rolled her eyes and handed it to him again.

Junior brother is always so annoying. He can use blood as medicine, but he insists on making her face wet.

Xiang Yuan explained with a serious face the difference between the two medicinal strengths. The one in the medicine jar was a regular version, while the one that Bai Yue took away in person was a strengthened version, which were incomparable.

Whether Bai Yue believes it or not, this is the fact.

"Junior brother, there are no demons in the world of gods. You have already ascended to the upper realm, so you can come and visit often. Why do you give me these jars of blood medicine?" Mr. Bai Yue put away the medicine jars and frowned.

Xiang Yuan did not explain, but said: "There are many miscellaneous matters to be dealt with for the throne of the Great Zhenwu. I also have to go to the Blue Star Realm to recruit people. I also have to pay my respects to Master Jingyun from time to time and ask about the way of cultivation. Don't think that I am idle, I am very busy."

Mr. Bai Yue then had no more questions and said, "Please get busy."

"Senior sister, please practice well. You entered the innate stage earlier than me, so you should maintain your advantage. Next time you come to see me, if your cultivation level falls behind, I, your junior brother, will not care whether you are my senior sister or not." Xiang Yuan straightened his clothes and whispered some flirtatious words into Bai Yue's ear.

He left the dormitory and came to Guangming Pool. After taking two steps, he bumped into Ji Mucheng who was eagerly waiting for him.

No, there's an ambush!

"Uncle Master."

Ji Muqing walked forward quickly, looked behind Xiang Yuan, and asked curiously: "What are you talking about with Master? She is now Guanyin Bodhisattva, you can't mess around."

The ambition of the wolf is obvious!
Xiang Yuan complained of a headache. Master Bai Yue asked him to deal with Ji Mucheng, but how did he deal with him? He had no problem settling it in the literal sense.

"Uncle Master?"

"I was just discussing the Dao with my senior sister, and was still thinking about cultivation. Mu Qing, listen carefully, the Godhood is just..."

Xiang Yuan talked a lot, and it was unknown whether Ji Muqing listened or not. Finally, he said: "What belongs to you is yours. The position of God is just an illusion after all. Don't let your eyes be blinded by temporary strength."

"Mu Qing has learned his lesson."

Ji Muqing nodded and showed the dagger engraved with the map: "Uncle Master, Muqing is stupid and needs your guidance to succeed in cultivation."

In a nutshell, follow me back to the house. Xiang Yuan scratched his head and clearly felt that there was a pair of eyes watching him from behind.

It's pretty good. Guanyin is Guanyin. Mr. Baiyue uses the magical power of Guanyin Bodhisattva to eavesdrop and takes the first step towards evil.

"That's right. Uncle Master gave you a certificate before he ascended to heaven. You should keep your word."

Xiang Yuan looked around and saw that there was no one around, so he asked Ji Mucheng to close his eyes and gently touched his forehead.

Ji Muqing was delighted and hugged Xiang Yuan's arm. Xiang Yuan was horrified that the sight behind him was real and suspected that the Five Finger Mountain would fall. He hurriedly said, "Muqing, this is the dojo of Guanyin Bodhisattva. Don't disturb the peace."

"It's okay. Master told me personally that she has let it go and is willing to help us." Ji Mucheng said in a low voice with his head down.

At first glance, the young girl, who was just beginning to fall in love, was extremely happy to have her mother's approval.

But obviously, the little girl didn't know what her mother had just done in the house. When the passion reached its peak, her husband even shouted it out.

As soon as Ji Mucheng said this, the gaze behind Xiang Yuan immediately softened, and he hurriedly withdrew, no longer paying attention.

Xiang Yuan didn't know where to start complaining, so he stopped and took out a few bottles of blood medicine and handed them to Ji Muqing. Seeing the admiration in her eyes, he couldn't help but feel pity for her. He touched her head and said, "Muqing, in fact, my uncle's real name is not Li Xianyuan."

"I know, my uncle's surname is Xiang, and his given name is Yuan."

"how do you know?"

"Master told me this before he ascended."

Ji Mucheng was very confident. She took care of her uncle not just out of wishful thinking, nor was she doing it randomly. She really had the master's instructions to do so.

After all this trouble, it turns out that it was you who caused the trouble!

Xiang Yuan sent a message to Bai Yue Jushi, saying that he could not be the evil junior brother, as there must be consequences for every cause, and he should deal with the consequences himself since he had done the evil himself.

"Mu Qing, since you already know everything, I won't hide it from you. Although your master has let it go, I haven't. This matter is not over yet. Between you and me..."

Xiang Yuan looked ashamed: "I am not a heartless person. I will make you another promise. As long as you are successful in your practice, I will do whatever you say in the future."

What does it mean to have successful spiritual practice? How can one be considered to have successful spiritual practice? We reserve the right of final interpretation for now.

Ji Mucheng had never fallen into this trap before. He nodded repeatedly to indicate that he would practice well. After that, he closed his eyes again.

I need a reward from my uncle to calm down and practice.

"Mu Qing, this is the last time!"

Xiang Yuan raised his hand and touched Ji Muqing's lips, sent his dizzy nephew away, turned around to take a look, and sent a vicious message.

Look at what you have done!

Although there was something wrong, Bai Yue Jushi was speechless and was scolded so much that he dared not reply.

……

Kunlun Mountains.

The top of the mountain is shrouded in clouds and mist, at the foot of the mountain there is a gurgling spring, and the trees are shady and evergreen all year round. Occasionally, a crane flies by, attracting hundreds of birds to sing. The fairyland is peaceful and harmonious.

Fairy Qingluan walked through the fields, carrying a bucket of water, humming a little tune, and from time to time she used a ladle to scoop up a pool of clear spring water and carefully take care of her master's spiritual herbs.

I'm not lying, she is really a bird that doesn't bother with the world.

After being taken in as a mount by Jingyun, he was not ridden very often. Apart from serving him, he also had the job of looking after the spiritual fields. Occasionally, he would ask the cranes next door to go fishing at the foot of the mountain. He lived a fulfilling life, content with the status quo, and felt extremely happy.

Bang!
The sound of a heavy object falling to the ground was heard behind Fairy Qingluan. She shuddered as she was bending over to irrigate the water. Her body was stiff and she dared not move. She was shrouded in a shadow from behind.

"Hey, isn't this Xiaoqing? Tell me what happy things happened to you!"

Xiang Yuan sneered, took two steps forward, and said in a fierce voice: "I didn't expect that your butt is still so tight after your transformation. Name your price, I want your chicken butt."

Fairy Qingluan dropped the gourd ladle in her hand, screamed and ran away, but she was tripped by the bucket and fell down covered in dirt.

He stopped running and buried his face in the ground and began to cry.

Those who hear it will be sad, and those who listen will cry. Those who don’t know will wonder why some evil guy is bullying the little girl here!
What, Zhenwu Demon-Slaying Emperor, a positive character?
That's okay. It must be a demon witch pretending to be an innocent and cute girl, trying to do evil and bring disaster to the world, but was caught on the spot by the Great Emperor Zhenwu.

"Why are you crying like a little girl?"

Xiang Yuan took a step forward, kicked away the bucket blocking his way, reached out and grabbed Fairy Qingluan by the back of her collar, lifted her up in the air, and said viciously, "Tell me, why did you run away after seeing your former master?"

Fairy Qingluan didn't say anything and just kept crying.

"If you cry again, I'll beat you back to your original form and cut off your chicken butt to eat with your wine."

"Hey!"

Fairy Qingluan stopped crying immediately, covered her mouth with her hands, and her big watery eyes were filled with requests for mercy.

"Young Master, I was looking after the spiritual fields here, and suddenly I thought of something important. I didn't mean to avoid you."

Fairy Qingluan is Jingyun's mount, and Xiang Yuan is Jingyun's apprentice, so there is nothing wrong with calling him little master.

In other families, the status of mounts varies, and the names of their owners are also different. Some call them "Master", while others call them "Master".

"Oh, you take care of the spiritual fields?"

"Ah."

"That's daring!"

Xiang Yuan looked around, threw away Fairy Qingluan, plucked up a few spiritual herbs that were growing well, washed them with clean water, and put them in his mouth to chew.

After a moment, Xiang Yuan strode away, with the bumpy spiritual fields and the howling Qingluan Fairy in the background.

This is not how immortals cultivate, but this is how the Great Emperor Zhenwu does it!
Xiang Yuan climbed up the stairs and reached the top of the mountain. He saw the white-haired figure and bowed to him: "Master, I am here to..."

"It's up to you to go or stay. You can leave the secular life of Emperor Zhenwu to my servants. Bai Ze is smart and can be used." King Frieza said without turning his head.

"My disciple, please don't worry, but..."

"Those who know know, and those who don't know, it doesn't matter. As long as I'm here, no one will sue you for deserting your post."

"..."

Xiang Yuan bared his teeth. Master Jingyun had already finished speaking the words. What else could he say? The master just had to give a compliment and that was it.

He bowed and said goodbye to King Frieza. He had no intention of staying in the God Realm for long and was ready to return to the Qianyuan Realm to practice immediately.

Having seen the mountains, I long for the strength to climb them.

But first, we have to go to the Taoist temple of Zhenwu Emperor in the north.

(End of this chapter)