This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 206: In the Ninth Heaven, Playing Hula Hoop with Monkeys
If there is no one in the relationship, how can there be people on the shore!
Ms. Bai Yue muttered it several times. Regardless of the previous fallacies and heresies, this sentence really touched her heart.

If she didn't have the intention in her heart, why would she seek peace so hard?

However, if I have feelings for someone, how can I get away from him/her? I can't really kill the person I love, right?
Bai Yue Jushi sighed and said angrily, "Junior brother is like a demon in my heart. He has caused me great harm. I want to let him go, but I can't let him go because I am attached to him."

"If you think so, Senior Sister, I won't refute you. You regard me as your inner demon and challenge your own weaknesses. Maybe one day you will be able to defeat that demon. Hey, your Buddhist teachings will make great progress, and you will truly become Avalokitesvara." Xiang Yuan said happily.

He could see that Mr. Bai Yue knew he couldn't escape, so he gave up struggling. No, he successfully made it to the shore.

Seeing Xiang Yuan's smug look, Bai Yue was helpless. He secretly cursed Xiang Yuan and rolled his eyes at him.

Xiang Yuan did not see any rolling eyes, but only saw the charming demeanor. He looked around, grabbed the hand of Bai Yue, and went to sit in the pavilion in front.

Passing by pavilions and waterside terraces, he saw the lotus pond below and the goldfish popping out of its shell, and his eyes twitched.

There are onlookers, which is inappropriate.

"Senior Sister, take me to your room. I have a treasure to show you." Xiang Yuan whispered while biting his ear.

Bai Yue Lay Buddhist spat and shook his head, saying, "Brother, please don't embarrass me. You have seen my current identity..."

"Again?"

"Junior brother, can't you really let me go?"

"Senior sister, it's you who won't let me go. I'm helping you practice." Xiang Yuan stood up and reasoned. He knew that Master Bai Yue had already given in, but was unwilling to take the initiative because of the legendary skin on his body.

I just like the way you accept things submissively!
Xiang Yuan nodded silently, and after entering the room, he went straight to the point: "Senior Sister, put your hair up!"

I know you have already rolled it up, but is it for me? Untie it and roll it up again!
After one stick of incense, Xiang Yuan felt refreshed. However, having taken a strong medicine, Bai Yue was unable to tame the powerful effects of it, so he put on a single piece of clothing, sat cross-legged and began to practice qigong.

Xiang Yuan raised his hand and placed it on his back to help him absorb the medicinal power. While helping him, he said, "Junior brother, you have got a good opportunity. The medicinal power in your body has greatly increased. I will have a good time in the future."

Just when they were making love, he took advantage of Bai Yue's carelessness and tried to take away his innocence.

Not yet completed.

After all, Ms. Bai Yue couldn't let go. She couldn't have sexual pleasure with him, otherwise she would be unworthy of the white clothes on her body and she could never redeem herself by death. She didn't want to disappoint her junior brother and begged him not to make things difficult for her.

Naturally, the idea of ​​switching to a legendary skin and adopting a more focused style of play was also rejected.

Seeing that the little pearls were streaming down, Xiang Yuan hurriedly offered her sweet words, saying that she was just bewitched for the time being and would not embarrass her sister in the future, and only then did he coax her into laughing.

Although it was not accomplished, Xiang Yuan felt it was successful.

The lower limit is broken through little by little. As long as the inner demon is strong, you may have a bun like Bai Yue today, but it is not certain whether you will have a legendary skin tomorrow!

……

Lotus pond and pavilion.

Ms. Bai Yue had her long hair loose, just like a Bodhisattva without her makeup done. Xiang Yuan took a handful of millet and fed it to the goldfish in the pond. Occasionally, he hugged Ms. Bai Yue so that the goldfish in the pond could see her clearly.

You all have mouths now, remember to spread the gossip later.

Mr. Bai Yue wanted to be dignified, but he could not resist Xiang Yuan's shamelessness and blushing secondhand love words, so he pushed him twice and let him do what he wanted.

With a beauty in his arms, a huge beauty with a set of legendary skin, Xiang Yuan felt very heroic, secretly thinking that this bowl of soft rice was really delicious. He bit the grapes handed to him by the other party, licking the original flavor, which caused anger.

He suddenly thought of something, took out French fries and ketchup, and invited Master Bai Yue to taste them together.

There was no plate for the ketchup, so Bai Yue offered a porcelain cup, but Xiang Yuan refused it. He then borrowed his delicate collarbone and bought a whole bag of French fries.

I don’t know if it’s an illusion, but I feel that the medium portion is the same as the small portion.

"You are in trouble. The Bodhisattva has found out about your evil ways. You will suffer the consequences in the future."

"..."

Ms. Bai Yue rolled her eyes at Xiang Yuan, thinking that he was the biggest evildoer. However, although it was annoying, she was also happy that her junior brother was so obsessed with her.

Xiang Yuan finished his fries and licked the ketchup before wiping his mouth: "Senior Sister, have you and I really not seen each other for five hundred years? What is your relationship with Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

"Junior brother, you're overthinking. We separated only yesterday..."

Mr. Bai Yue knew Xiang Yuan's doubts. He shook his body slightly, and a golden wheel of merit appeared behind him. He had an aura of purity and indifference, which made Xiang Yuan unable to think of offending him.

He refused to accept and took out a packet of ketchup.

Bai Yue Lay Buddhist would never let him do what he wants, and blamed him for being so audacious. He changed back to his original appearance and explained, "This is the realm of the gods, which is divided into the three realms of heaven, earth and the underworld. When I ascended to heaven, I received guidance from Master Jingyun. She is the hermit..."

Mr. Bai Yue explained a lot of common sense about the world of gods to Xiang Yuan.

The world of gods is just like the three realms in Xiang Yuan's cognition, with four continents, humans and monsters, gods and ghosts, heaven above and hell below, controlling many channels of ascension. The lower world is not just the dragon-subduing world.

Unlike the Heaven that Xiang Yuan was familiar with, the Heaven in the God Realm was in its early stages of establishment. Although it was thriving, it was short of people and not all clergy were in place.

Clergy indeed.

For example, Ms. Bai Yue, her skin of Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara was obtained after she was deified. She is listed in the Heavenly Court as the Southern Antarctic Avalokitesvara, one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions.

The Heavenly Court controls many channels for ascension. The upper limit of the Dragon-Subduing Realm is the Innate Stage, but this is not the case for the other lower realms. There is no shortage of people who ascend to the Spirit Transformation Stage.

Logically speaking, it would never be the turn of Bai Yue Jushi to hold such an important position as the Southern Antarctic Guanyin.

But cultivating immortals requires worldly wisdom and human relationships. It's useless if you know how to fight. If you want to make it in life, you need power and a background.

Otherwise, he's just a bastard!
You just get an ordinary priesthood, work from nine to five, punch in and out, and do whatever your superiors tell you to do.

If you are lucky, you can get a minor official position, such as Bi Ma Wen or something.

You are unlucky. You are the only one among a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers. You are playing hula hoop with monkeys in the ninth heaven.

Yes, you are the hula hoop!

Ms. Bai Yue has someone above her, and she has both power and background. King Frieza, also known as Master Jingyun, personally stood up for her and asked the Emperor of Heaven for the position of Avalokitesvara for her.

After putting on this skin, Bai Yue Jushi is no longer a mortal. The lust of the world...

No, after putting on this layer of skin, Mr. Bai Yue will be the Bodhisattva Avalokitesvara of the heavenly world, with great magical powers and boundless magic. A little pervert like Xiang Yuan can be crushed to death with just one finger.

"Thank you, senior sister, for not killing me." Xiang Yuan had an embarrassed face, jealousy made his brows ferocious. But I still wanted to ask, why is senior sister so powerful? Will she be able to be a hero and save the damsel in distress in the future?
Seeing Xiang Yuan's malicious intent, Bai Yue Jushi smiled faintly and took a grape and put it into his mouth.

Although she did not have the aura of a pure and innocent woman, Xiang Yuan was more attracted by her qualities as a good wife and mother. He soon forgave her and rode away, secretly running ahead.

"Junior brother, I am one of the Five Elders of the Five Directions, and I hold another divine seat. Are you willing to worship at Luojia Mountain in the South China Sea?"

Mr. Bai Yue asked, and listed several names that Xiang Yuan was familiar with, such as the Venerable Hui'an, the Good Boy Shancai, the Mountain Guardian God and so on.

All of a sudden, the soft rice in your hand no longer tastes good.

Xiang Yuan curled his lips, touched his conscience and said: "Senior sister bullies me because I am of low status and have little influence, and deliberately teases me. Tell me, do you have any clever ideas to help me out of this maze?"

Master Bai Yue pushed away Xiang Yuan's mischievous hand and warned him to be quiet.

The effect was average, or even counterproductive. Xiang Yuan was used to her amiable appearance, and she looked unimpressive when she got angry. No matter how he looked at her, she looked like a caring older sister with a charming demeanor.

Bai Yue said, "I am new here, I have no merits, and I have no connections. Even if I go to the Emperor of Heaven, I don't think I can get a good position. I don't need to bother two masters for one thing. Junior brother can go to Master Jingyun."

"As expected of a girl, her elbow has turned outward so quickly."

Xiang Yuan teased at first, then slapped his head and said, "Yes, Master promised me that if I could help Senior Sister ascend to heaven, she would accept me as her disciple, and she also said that she would give me a favor."

I didn’t understand what the benefits were before, but now I roughly understand.

The question is, which deity is it, the Emperor of Ziwei of the North Pole, or the Emperor of Shanggong of Gouchen?

It’s so annoying! This multiple-choice question is too difficult!

Seeing Xiang Yuan smiling, clearly thinking about Taozi, Bai Yue was both angry and amused. He was reluctant to slap him in the face, fearing that he would feel bad, so he stuffed a grape into his mouth and said, "Brother, don't let your imagination run wild. If you set the tone too high, you'll inevitably feel disappointed."

Impossible. The first time Master opened her mouth, she asked for the Southern Antarctic Guanyin, one of the Five Elders. But when she opened her mouth a second time, the Emperor of Heaven only gave her a small deity position like a jinx. Isn't that a slap in her face?

Besides, he is not only someone's apprentice, but also his son-in-law. A son-in-law is half a son. How could the master treat him unfairly?

I'm not trying to scare the Emperor of Heaven. When King Frieza is angry, he can transform into three stages. Even if Broly comes, he can control him for an hour!

Hey, could the Emperor of Heaven be Broly?
Xiang Yuan's mind was full of strange ideas. He bit Bai Yue's finger and refused to speak. He stammered, "I've been talking for a long time, but I haven't mentioned my mother yet. What kind of deity is my master in heaven?"

"Yuqing Saint Ancestor Ziyuan Jun."

"Uh, who is this immortal?"

"Also known as the Mother of Mount Li."

"???"

"The dojo is in Kunlun Mountain."

"???"

Xiang Yuan was full of questions. He knew about the Mother of Mount Lishan. There was a chapter in Journey to the West called "The Four Saints Test the Zen Heart". Guanyin, Manjusri and Samantabhadra, three of the top Bodhisattvas in Buddhism, were willing to be their servants and call her mother. It can be seen that this great goddess has an extremely high status.

But, does the Mother of Mount Lishan have such a great reputation that she can just open her mouth and ask for the throne of Guanyin of the South Pole?

Also, since she is the Mother of Mount Duli, why is her Taoist temple in Mount Kunlun?
What about the huge Mount Li? It was renamed Mount Li and occupied by Qin Shi Huang?

This involves Xiang Yuan's blind spot in knowledge. To be honest, although he has been bombarded by the information age, he doesn't know much about mythological beliefs.

"When you go to see the headmaster, remember to be respectful and don't talk nonsense."

Mr. Bai Yue pulled Xiang Yuan up, but was afraid that someone would notice something, so he didn't dare to walk with Xiang Yuan. But he was still afraid that someone would notice something, so he manifested a golden wheel of merit behind him and waved his hand to remove the smell from Xiang Yuan.

Her smell.

After finishing all these, Master Bai Yue raised his hand and saw auspicious clouds rising up, lifting Xiang Yuan up and slowly rising into the air. He left the cave in Luojia Mountain and headed straight towards Kunlun Mountain.

Watching Xiang go away, Bai Yue Jushi was overwhelmed with worry: "What should I say to Mu Qing? I clearly..."

After thinking for a moment, I felt too embarrassed to call myself a heartless and unfaithful teacher.

Thinking that Xiang Yuan was not moved by women, even if Ji Muqing fell in love with him, it would not cause any waves. In this case, let Xiang Yuan be the heartless and ungrateful villain.

The master has already let it go, but it is your uncle who refuses to obey you!

That's it.

……

On Xiangyuan's side, with auspicious clouds building a bridge, overlooking the vast sky and earth, he felt that this world was so vast and the mountains and rivers thousands of miles away were like a dream, so unreal.

The reason he has this illusion is simply because his own strength is too low. Once his strength improves, he will definitely be more arrogant than anyone else.

The auspicious clouds headed straight for the northwest Qianwei, and a vast mountain range gradually came into view. That was the legendary Kunlun Mountain.

The ancestor of all mountains is majestic and magnificent, like a huge dragon vein running across the northwest, steep and majestic, shrouded in clouds and mist, with deep canyons and gurgling streams.

The clouds and mist float among the mountains, sometimes thick, sometimes thin, making the peaks appear looming, mysterious and quiet.

From time to time, sunlight shines through the clouds, forming golden beams of light. These beams of light shuttle through the mountains, making the already dreamy picture even more fairy-like.

Kunlun Mountain is very large and it is definitely impossible for it to be just the Taoist temple of Lishan Laomu. Xiang Yuan was wondering where to find the third master when a golden light rose from the ground and led down from the clouds like a silk thread.

As the auspicious clouds descended, one could see in the distance a series of magnificent halls with flying eaves and brackets, melodious bells, and countless exotic flowers and fruits competing for splendor.

Before I had time to take a closer look, auspicious clouds landed on a mountain top.

In front, a white-haired woman was sitting cross-legged on a cushion, flipping through a book at a desk with her back to Xiang Yuan. On the desk were a phoenix feather fan and a Boshan stove with animal patterns, with smoke rising slowly from it.

King Frieza is wearing a scarlet white crane gauze robe, his white hair is tied up, a golden phoenix hairpin is placed across his body, and he is holding a scroll in his hand, overlooking the sea of ​​clouds from the top of the mountain.

Xiang Yuan didn't understand the atmosphere, but he could tell that the king had transformed. Compared to the pure and otherworldly woman in the Dragon Subduing Realm, her temperament in the God Realm was noble and extraordinary. Just her back was enough to give off a majestic and domineering aura.

Pfft!
"Master, I failed to serve you, and I deserve death!"

Xiang Yuan cried out and knelt down. He took two steps forward on his knees, saying, "Master, I have gone through so much hardship to find you. I almost couldn't see you anymore."

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