This is not how immortals cultivate

Chapter 168: Erlang the Holy Lord: Are you worthy of the surname Er?

At the top of Lieyang Peak, Master Kang cried for his friend, regretting that he had arrived a step too late. There was no other way but to massacre Yinshan with blood.

Halfway through crying, she shook the empty wine jar and winked, "Brother Chu, if you don't want to drink, I'll help you drink. It's not easy for me to bring the wine here from such a long distance."

Seeing Chu Yuanrong acquiesce, he picked up another jar of wine and continued to cry for his friend: "Brother Chu, where can I find another good brother like you who understands the big picture? How can you abandon me!"

“Ton ton ton—”

"Hiccup~~"

(_)x3
The scene was so shocking that Xiang Yuan and the other two were stunned. This guy with thick eyebrows and big eyes, who looked so decent, could actually say such shameless words.

Yes, all villains have this face.

But then again, is this thing a villain?

Xiang Yuan shook his head. Master Kang Kuang's style was completely different from what he had imagined. He originally thought that he was a fake hero who deceived the world and stole his reputation. He was loyal and righteous in front of others, but stabbed his brother twice in the back. After stabbing his brother, he stabbed his second sister-in-law, and then told others that his brother's child had my surname.

But the result...

How should I put it, I feel like a funny guy!
Xiang Yuan was a little unsure. Of the five known great masters in the world, Lingguang the Bad Seed, Duguhou the Bad Seed, Zhang Xinyuan and Youshanxianyi were all bad seeds. There was no reason why they would not be bad seeds when they came to Master Kang Kuang.

He turned to look at Xiao Lingyue and Chaner, wanting to hear their opinions.

"You can only know a person's face but not his heart. The more upright he is in front of others, the more evil he will do behind their backs!"

"Although I don't know whether it's true or not, he doesn't look bad. Maybe he is really a good person. It's just that his temper and personality... are somewhat similar to yours, Junior Brother."

Two completely different voice transmissions, very much in line with the two women's preferences in dealing with people.

Zen'er is a witch who thinks no one is a good person. Xiao Lingyue is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. She believes that where there is evil, there is good. We cannot kill everyone with one stick just because the world of the living is gray.

Xiang Yuan decided to listen to Chaner.

As for Xiao Lingyue and the like, just listen to him.

After a while, Master Kang Kuang drank two jars of liquor, smacked his lips, and began to search around. Thinking of the fine wine he had filled Chu Yuanrong's coffin with, he became extremely worried.

"Brother Chu, if you don't mind, can we chat in person for a while?"

Chu Yuanrong still didn't say anything. Master Kang Kuang was so anxious that he scratched his head. After all, he was not as good as the two brothers who opened the coffin. He turned to look at Xiang Yuan and the other two, and his eyes lit up.

He stepped forward quickly, clasped his hands and said, "I am Master Kang Kuang, and I am somewhat famous in the East Territory. I wonder if you three have brought any wine. My brother Chu loved wine when he was alive, and I cannot let him die with regrets. If you three are willing to give me some wine, I will remember it in my heart and will definitely repay you."

After saying this, his eyes were burning.

He politely avoided Xiao Lingyue and Chaner, and fixed his bright eyes on Xiang Yuan.

Xiang Yuan felt embarrassed by his gaze. He raised his hand and touched behind his butt, and took out a small jar of wine, the size of his fist.

The space in the jade disk is very spacious, and Xiang Yuan stored a lot of daily necessities in it, including but not limited to gauze, bandages, women's underwear, linings, outerwear, shoes and socks.

I don’t mean anything else, that’s what I mean.

There are also wine jars the size of water tanks, which are enough to drown Master Kang Kuang, but there is no need. The storage capacity of space equipment in the Inanimate World is limited. If he takes out the wine jars the size of water tanks, this guy with a scorching gaze will definitely stare at his butt with a scorching gaze.

"Thank you, young man. When you go to the East Territory, tell me my name in any restaurant and all your drinks will be charged to my account." Master Kang Kuang took the drinks and patted his chest.

"Then you must owe a lot of money." Xiang Yuan complained.

Master Kang Kuang fell silent after hearing this.

Xiang Yuan then complained: "This Master Kang, just now..."

"Master Kang Kuang."

"Okay, Master Kang."

"Master Kang Kuang!"

"Got it, Master Kang."

"..."

Master Kang Kuang was speechless. Considering that Xiang Yuan gave him a pot of wine, he just let it be.

"Master Kang, I think what you said just now was inappropriate."

"Please advise, which sentence?"

"What's wrong with being the best in the world? After the death of National Master Lingguang, Master Kang might be the best at fighting alone, but times have changed. Now you can't even be ranked second." Xiang Yuan said meaningfully.

"Little Demon Queen..."

Master Kang Kuang frowned and said, "Kang has heard rumors in the capital. She is indeed a remarkable woman with a graceful demeanor. It would be inappropriate for me to claim to be the best in the world without a face-to-face competition."

Zener raised the corner of his mouth slightly and said, "I like what you hear. Have some more."

Taking back my previous remarks, this fellow with thick eyebrows and big eyes is not just an ordinary villain, but a very discerning villain.

As Master Kang Kuang was talking, he noticed that Xiang Yuan's smile was particularly strange. He suddenly remembered that this was Yinshan Mountain, not the mountain behind his home. For no reason, how could a handsome young man lead two stunning women to the top of the mountain for an outing?

The Yinshan Ghost King who had just been killed was still warm. The news had not spread out. Yinshan was a forbidden area and ordinary people were not allowed to come here.

Besides, it’s not green!
Thinking of this, he looked at the three people in the distance again. The change in their aura was quite extraordinary.

Master Kang Kuang looked at Xiang Yuan and nodded, then looked at Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er on Xiang Yuan's left and right, shook his head and stepped back, then ran back to Chu Yuanrong's tombstone and burst into tears.

"Brother Chu, the bitter wine makes my heart ache. What's the point of being the third in the world?"

"Tons, tons."

No burp.

This little bit of wine is not enough to moisten his throat.

Just when Xiang Yuan was extremely speechless, Master Kang Kuang came and went in a hurry, and stood in front of Xiang Yuan with a big jump. His eyes were scorching, revealing sharpness and determination, as if he was guarding justice.

"That's all I have. That jar of wine just now is all my belongings. I give it all to you." Xiang Yuan waved his hands repeatedly, saying that it was not much at all.

"It's not the wine. The young man and I should be acquainted with each other." Master Kang Kuang frowned.

Xiang Yuan was stunned when he heard this, and immediately became interested, and asked curiously: "Master Kang, why do you say that? You and I are clearly meeting for the first time, how can we know each other?"

“Just because this world has seen it for the first time doesn’t mean it has not been seen in other worlds.”

Master Kang looked at Xiang Yuan and the other two with a smile, and pointed it out to them directly, not caring at all about leaking important information. Chan'er frowned, Xiao Lingyue exclaimed, and the two looked at each other and shook their heads. They had traveled around the world and had never seen a face like Master Kang.

There is more than one self in the world of the universe; Xiang Yuan and the other two are more or less aware of this.

But there are differences between oneself and oneself, such as name and appearance. Even if you are originally the same, you will change due to race, environment, martial arts, etc.

Just like Empress Dugu, whose identity was discovered by Zener at the first sight, it was not because her appearance was exactly the same as her own in Qianyuan Realm, but because Zener hated her so much that he could recognize her even if she turned into ashes.

The cases of having the same name are mostly due to the differences in realm and cultivation. In Qianyuan Realm there is the old demon Lingguang, and in Wusheng Realm there is the national teacher Lingguang. It is the latter that has been influenced by the former, and it cannot be explained in a few words.

For someone like Master Kang Kuang, there was neither a similar appearance nor a corresponding name. Xiao Lingyue and Chaner both said it was like looking for a needle in a haystack and they couldn't recognize who the other person was.

"Master Kang, if I'm not mistaken, you and I have never met in the other world."

Xiang Yuan shook his head slightly, very sure that he had never seen a face like Master Kang Kuang, otherwise he should have been impressed by such an unconventional idiot.

"Maybe I remembered it wrongly. Your Excellency, wait a moment, I'll ask..."

Master Kang Kuang looked around, lay down in front of Chu Yuanrong's grave, fell asleep, and started snoring on the spot.

(_)x3
"Kill him when he's not prepared!"

"What did Senior Sister say? This guy is a little out of tune just like you, Junior Brother."

Two voices with completely different attitudes rang in his ears. Chaner's words made Xiang Yuan speechless, and Xiao Ling's words made him even more speechless. It didn't sound good at all.

Having said that, Xiang Yuan had to admit that he met his match today.

Where did this idiot come from? How dare he compete with Xiang Yuanbenyuan for the throne of the funny man king in the universe? To borrow a word from Lord Erlang, do you deserve to be named Er?

After an incense stick of time, Master Kang Kuang suddenly stood up, walked quickly to Xiang Yuan, and said with a burning gaze: "I asked."

"What do you say over there?"

Xiang Yuan held his breath, Xiao Lingyue and Chaner also listened carefully.

"He didn't sleep and couldn't be contacted."

"..." x3
Damn it!
Xiang Yuan was furious. He didn't understand what he was expecting. He just watched a fool doing something stupid and wasted an entire stick of time. He could have done something else with that time.

Aren’t Xiao Lingyue and Chaner nice? Taking a step back, it would be nice to find Master Baiyue to kill time with!

"Senior sister, um, let's go. It's okay to leave Dongwu alone."

Xiang Yuan turned and left. Xiao Lingyue and Chaner unanimously agreed. It was the first time that the three of them reached a consensus.

"Wait, give me one more chance. If I don't recognize you, I won't be able to enjoy drinking anymore in the future." Master Kang Kuang hurriedly caught up.

After a while, he returned and cried in front of Chu Yuanrong's grave: "Brother Chu, I have something to do over there. You drink first. I will come to you to apologize after I am done."

After apologizing for his sin, he quickly went down the mountain and chased after Xiang Yuan and the other two.

……

The carriage moved away from Yinshan Mountain, and the driver wearing a bamboo hat turned into Master Kang Kuang.

He was determined to solve the mystery, and with his tenacious determination, that is, his shamelessness, he applied for the job of a coachman.

Xiang Yuan was very curious about who Master Kang Kuang was in the Qianyuan Realm and why he looked familiar to him despite being in two different worlds. Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er were even more curious and acquiesced to Xiang Yuan's shameless behavior of squeezing into the carriage.

Inside the car, the three of them stared at each other, and the atmosphere instantly became tense.

If one person was missing, the atmosphere wouldn't be so awkward.

Xiao Lingyue knew very well that the many coincidences were not designed by Xiang Yuan, and that their frank meeting was just an accident. She could not blame Xiang Yuan. She also believed that she could rely on her character at the Spirit Transformation Stage to overcome this difficult and ups and downs and re-establish the full dignity of her senior sister.

However, with Zener around, he suddenly felt flustered and found it difficult to calm down.

Chaner knew Xiang Yuan was doing it on purpose. Why did he have to come to the Unborn Realm when there were other places to go? And there were many ways to bleed, just wipe the neck and pour a basin of blood. He kept pointing his finger, deliberately creating embarrassment, and said something like "have something hot, girls can't eat cold food."

The most important thing is that the main target of creating the embarrassment is Xiao Lingyue, she is just a bonus!

The couple are so shameless, one willing to fight and the other willing to be beaten. Even she, a seductress, can't stand it!
The two of them avoided each other's gazes, and were unwilling to make contact. They exchanged glances invisibly, which was so sour, no, it was so disgusting.

As Xiang Yuan was about to express his inner thoughts, the door curtain suddenly opened, revealing Master Kang Kuang's scorching eyes: "He's asleep, he's asleep."

Don't talk nonsense, where did you sleep? x3
"I just fell asleep and contacted them."

Xiang Yuan's eyes widened instantly. It's bad enough that you were driving under the influence, but you were also sleeping while driving. Are you trying to kill yourself?

carriage?

Even the carriage won't work. Do you understand why my loved ones shed tears?
Master Kang Kuang pulled over, grabbed Xiang Yuan's wrist and pointed to the grove of trees nearby.

"What are you doing?" Xiang Yuan became alert instantly.

"It's not convenient to talk here."

"Why is it inconvenient? There is no one else here except you."

Xiang Yuan talked loudly, vowing to stand by Xiao Lingyue and Chaner through thick and thin. He would let go of these two pairs of white legs no matter what he said.

"Compared to me, these two are outsiders even if they are your wives."

Master Kang Kuang glanced at Xiao Lingyue and Chaner, used his body to block the view, and wrote two words on Xiang Yuan's palm.

Original heart!

"Hiss--"

Xiang Yuan grabbed Master Kang Kuang with his backhand: "Yes, they are indeed outsiders, Master Kang, please come this way!"

"As it should be."

"..." x2
Seeing the two of them running away without even turning their heads, Xiao Lingyue and Chan'er were dumbfounded. What kind of secret signal did Master Kang Kuang give? How come she was an insider just now and became an outsider all of a sudden?

Although this is not what he meant, the general idea is the same. Xiang Yuan abandoned his wife and ran away. He really has no conscience at all.

Bah! x2
Zener closed his eyes: "Sister, can you hear what they are saying?"

"No, they didn't talk, they just kept writing on the ground..."

Xiao Lingyue closed her eyes, wanting to listen to what the two were writing, but she discovered that not only was their handwriting sloppy, but they also wrote in a mess, missing or adding words at random.

How ridiculous! They really treat me as an outsider! x2
Okay, okay, I didn't want to know, but you forced me to do it! x2
(End of this chapter)