I have a debt of 3 trillion, and my creditors are begging me not to die.

Chapter 200: Not satisfied with harvesting the stock market, they're now harvesting the nationa

Chapter 200: Not satisfied with harvesting the stock market, they're now harvesting the national social security fund?
This is so novel! Mobile phones are exported and then resold domestically, and the price is actually cheaper. Isn't that hilarious?
It's worth noting that many domestic brands deliberately send their products to bonded zones abroad for a short period in order to increase their market value, and then mark them up several times over.

After Sihai Mobile phones were exported and then returned, the price was reduced by half, even lower than the factory price. Isn't that interesting?

Yang Chen joked, "I never thought zero-yuan purchases could be done like this. We can't let our black friends have no source of income. We must increase productivity and do our best to ensure the demand in the Bald Eagle market. Contact Pegatron and have them manufacture some of our orders for us."

Before the bald eagles could react, they plundered their public funds and insurance companies. Now, building a new industrial park is obviously too late, so they can only find contract manufacturers that can start production immediately to share some of the orders.

Chen Lan quickly replied, "Okay, I'll contact them right away."

If the number of Eagle Points purchased by Blackie from Bald Eagle's store does not exceed 950 Eagle Points per day, it is legal. However, merchants cannot bear this loss for nothing.

Capitalist countries will do anything for votes. The authorities enact laws to use the country's public funds to compensate businesses for their losses. In addition, businesses are required to purchase insurance. For those losses of zero-dollar purchases that cannot be traced back to their owners, the insurance company will compensate them. At the same time, the businesses themselves must also bear a portion of the losses. This is how the "legal" zero-dollar purchase demand of black people is met.

Currently, there is a huge demand for SH01 mobile phones among Chinese consumers. They are no longer willing to spend more than 5000 yuan to buy other brands of mobile phones with the same configuration. Instead, they rely on reliable online resellers to buy from the "White Eagle" brand.

No matter the country, as long as there is profit to be made, people will rush in regardless of the consequences.

Thus, a complete industrial chain emerged.

Domestic merchants find customers online and offline. Once the customer decides on the color and version of the phone, they only need to pay a deposit of 100 yuan. The merchant then contacts their colleagues in the United States, who then find a black man to purchase the SH01 phone for free at places like Walmart that sell it, according to the customer's requirements. After obtaining the phone, the black man ships it back to his colleagues in China, who then contact the customer to complete the transaction between cash and delivery.

At a Walmart meeting.

President Walton is receiving a briefing from Ferris, the head of marketing.

"The SH01 phones we purchased are selling exceptionally well, but this has also attracted the attention of those who opt for free purchases. Tens of thousands of phones are being snapped up every day across our stores nationwide. Mr. President, shouldn't we do something about this?" Ferris said.

Walton immediately said, "What can we do? The law allows them to buy for free, what can we do? If we stop them and they get hurt, we'll be legally liable. Anyway, there are public funds and insurance to cover it, so it's okay if we bear part of the loss ourselves, as long as we ultimately make money."

Ferris nodded and said, "Okay, I understand. Also, I ordered 2000 million mobile phones from Four Seas Electronics through Moscow Company. They have already shipped 1000 million, and the remaining 1000 million will be shipped in 5 days."

Walton said with satisfaction, "Yes, well done. Let them take it all, we just need to make sure we don't lose money on this part. We'll make a profit on the parts sold to customers."

Once the CEO sets the tone, his subordinates know how to proceed.

A month has passed, and insurance companies are beginning to summarize and analyze their performance over the past month.

Allianz Insurance Group.

Marketing Manager Jackson is giving a briefing.

"Walmart's payouts surged last month, reaching an astonishing 3.6 million Eagle Dollars, the vast majority of which came from payouts for its mobile phone business."

President Phillips was taken aback and immediately asked, "Why are their phone compensation offers so high?"

Jackson replied, "One of their phones is so popular that tens of thousands of phones are sold for free every day across the country."

Phillips said speechlessly, "Wang Defa? Have you investigated this? Is there anything fishy going on here?"

Jackson immediately replied, "We investigated, and it's true that they were all stolen by black people, some of whom are repeat offenders. After stealing the phones, they sell them to Chinese students and tourists for 100-150 Eagle Dollars, which is more than half the original price of 399 Eagle Dollars. This phone is not sold in China, so many Chinese people are willing to buy it from the zero-dollar purchase group."

Phillips angrily said, "Wang Defa? Doesn't this mean we're subsidizing the Chinese? How can that be allowed?"

Phillips immediately called Walton, the president of Walmart, and questioned him: "Mr. Walton, what were you doing last month? How could you expect us to pay 3.6 million Angkor dollars? Those damn black guys buying phones for free, you should at least try to stop them! The money I make from other businesses isn't even enough to cover your expenses! The key point is that I heard that after those people grabbed the phones, they sold them to Chinese students and tourists. Isn't that like me working for the Chinese? Do you think that's appropriate?"

Walton replied, "What can I do? The law allows them to buy for free, as long as it doesn't exceed 950 Eagle Dollars. You can't talk to me about this; go talk to Congress. If it weren't for your compensation, why would I spend so much money on insurance?"

Phillips: "..."

Damn, that makes so much sense, I'm speechless.

Meanwhile, the Bald Eagle National Public Fund is also summarizing and analyzing its income and expenditure for the previous month.

CFO Roberts reported, "The biggest claim last month came from Walmart, totaling 1.8 million Eagle Dollars. One of their phones became a prime target for those buying phones for free, with an average of 4.5 phones being stolen every day."

Federer, head of the public fund, exclaimed in shock: "Fuck! Were they really robbed, or is this just a accounting trick? So many phones stolen in one day! Is the data accurate? Did you investigate?"

Roberts immediately said, "Of course we investigated, and they were indeed snatched by people buying phones for free. Many of them are repeat offenders with criminal records longer than my credit report. Here's the problem: after they steal the phones, most of them are sold to Chinese students and tourists. This is equivalent to us using government funds to subsidize Chinese people, which is really inappropriate."

Federer immediately lost his temper and cursed, "Fuck! These sons of bitches will do anything to make money. If we can't stop them from selling for free, we can only cut them off at the source."

Federer immediately called Walton, angrily saying, "Mr. Walton, can you guys check yourselves a little? Last month we subsidized you 1.8 million Eagle Dollars, that's outrageous! At this rate, our public funds will be emptied before the year is over."

Walton, being one of the capitalists who could decide the presidential candidate, would certainly not tolerate Federer's accusatory tone.

“Fuck! This is your responsibility. You have laws that allow them to purchase no more than 950 Eagle Dollars per day for free, and you don’t even allow merchants to stop them. Now you want to shift all the blame onto me? If I hire bodyguards to deal with them, are you not going to punish me?” Walton cursed.

Federer calmed down and quickly softened his tone, saying, "Mr. Walton, don't be angry. I'm not blaming you. I just want you to manage it a little better and reduce the monthly compensation amount to around 1000 million Eagle Dollars, is that alright?"

Walton immediately replied, "I don't have that ability! If you want to manage it, send someone to manage it. I don't want the mobile phone business to drag down other businesses. That's it, I'm hanging up!"

The insurance company and public foundation were helpless against Walton, and they could only report the matter to the relevant authorities as soon as possible.

Sure enough, at the latest congressional meeting, someone raised the issue of Walmart and several other mobile phone retailers having tens of thousands of mobile phones stolen every day.

The loss of these phones was shared by insurance companies, public funds, and merchants. The black people who stole the phones sold them to Chinese people for 100-150 Eagle Dollars. The Chinese people then sold them to customers in China via express delivery.

A rough estimate suggests that last month alone, public funds and insurance companies spent a total of approximately 7.5 million Eagle Dollars on those phones, while the zero-dollar purchase group earned approximately 2.5 million Eagle Dollars.

This means that the Bald Eagle Public Fund and insurance companies subsidized users in China who purchased SH01 mobile phones with a total of 5 million Eagle Dollars last month alone.

Therefore, members of Congress have demanded that relevant departments take immediate measures to stop this situation from continuing.

The problem needs to be addressed at its source; relevant departments should immediately ban Walmart and other companies from selling the SH01 mobile phone.

At a routine meeting of the Bald Eagle Ministry of Commerce, Reventon, in front of reporters worldwide, angrily denounced: "Four Seas Electronics, disregarding our ban on all Four Seas Group products, is selling mobile phones to our country via Moscow. Because of their low prices, these phones have become a prime target for those buying them for free. After snapping up the phones, most of these buyers sell them to Chinese students and tourists for 100-150 Eagle Dollars, who then resell them back to Chinese citizens. The losses of these businesses are borne by the national public fund and insurance companies. Last month alone, insurance companies and the public fund spent a total of 7.5 million Eagle Dollars to compensate for SH01 phones, while the expected income from these free purchases was 2.5 million Eagle Dollars, meaning we subsidized Chinese citizens with 5 million Eagle Dollars. This is unacceptable, and we strongly condemn Four Seas Group's actions. We have ordered a ban on all companies continuing to sell SH01 phones and reserve the right to pursue legal action against Four Seas Group and Yang Chen personally."

This statement quickly spread to platforms such as Weibo and Douyin in China, and Chinese netizens went wild with joy.

"Haha... No wonder the SH01 phone isn't sold domestically. It turns out Boss Yang was worried that we paid too much for it, so he sent the phone to the United States first, and then we could buy a cheaper one."

"I'm dying of laughter! You can do this kind of thing with exports being resold domestically?"

"We receive a subsidy of 5 million Eagle Dollars per month. Thanks to the subsidies from the bald eagle, we can use cheap and easy-to-use domestic mobile phones."

"So that's Mr. Yang's intention in not selling this phone domestically! Mr. Yang is truly farsighted, brilliant!" ...

Meanwhile, Reventon's speech video also spread on foreign platforms such as YouTube, causing some foreigners to be bothered and others to watch the spectacle.

South Korean netizen Kim Jae-seok: Huh? How dare Yang Chen do this? Isn't he afraid the US will take him down? Is there really no one who can restrain him? He can hit whoever he wants and make money off whoever he wants. He's so arrogant.

A netizen from Japan, Sakata Nikawa, commented: "How can someone be so audacious? Not content with profiting from the US stock market, now they're starting to target the US public funds? Those are national security funds! How dare they even set their sights on them!"
American internet user Jimmy: Fuck! This Yang Chen is truly lawless, using such insidious methods to steal our money to subsidize Chinese people. But then again, ultimately it's our own fault. Why did we legislate to allow zero-dollar purchases? Politicians messed things up for votes, and now Yang Chen has exploited this loophole—serves them right! It's just a pity about our taxpayers' money; subsidizing Chinese mobile phone users with 5 million American dollars a month is absolutely outrageous.

A netizen from the Sand Kingdom, Muhammad: Haha... I'm dying of laughter! This joke could provide me with laughs for a year. Exporting and then reselling domestically, at an even lower price—only Yang Chen could pull this off. Bald Eagle: I hereby solemnly announce that I will subsidize mobile phone users in the Dragon Kingdom. Last month, I subsidized 5 million Eagle Coins; this month, I'll strive to subsidize 10 billion Eagle Coins.

Russian netizen Kirilenko: Oh, my Chinese friend, you did a great job! Please continue to do this and make them spit out all the foreign exchange they've swallowed. We would rather use this money to subsidize our Chinese friends than have it embezzled by them.

……

With the situation escalating to such an extent, companies like Walmart dared not continue purchasing SH01 phones and quickly sent notices to Sihai Electronics to terminate their cooperation.

Sihai Group.

Chen Lan rushed into Yang Chen's office and said, "Chairman Yang, something terrible has happened. Walmart and other companies from the US have sent notices that they will no longer purchase SH01 phones, and they don't want any that haven't been delivered yet. They even want to return the goods they already have because a law has been passed there prohibiting the sale of SH01 phones. What should we do?"

Yang Chen laughed and said, "Isn't that simple? The ban on selling SH01 phones doesn't mean they can't have us manufacture them. Tell them we can change the brand to theirs and put their logo on it. Everything else will remain the same. Also, I'll have Guo Hu inform our brothers in the US to organize a protest, a vandalism, arson, and looting, to oppose the ban on SH01 phone sales. With their stable daily income of several hundred eagle dollars gone, the black guys will definitely cooperate. The US is good at causing trouble in other countries, so we'll give them a taste of their own medicine. The money from the US insurance company and public funds must subsidize SH01 phone users in China. Even Jesus couldn't stop it, I said it!"

Chen Lan said with an adoring look, "Chairman Yang, you're so handsome! I really want to have a son for you. Hehe..."

Yang Chen said with a smile, "That day will come. When I have no more room for advancement, we'll retire together, have children, and enjoy life."

Chen Lan nodded happily and quickly went to reply to Walmart and other companies.

Yang Chen sent a message to Guo Hu, explaining in detail what he should do.

"Ah Hu, notify the brothers over there in the White Eagles to organize a Black people's march and demonstration, looting, arson, and vandalism to protest their ban on the sale of SH01 mobile phones..."

Yang Chen wrote over a thousand words, explaining in great detail how to do each step.

Guo Hu only needs to strictly follow the steps Yang Chen instructed him to take, and he will definitely achieve the desired results.

The black guys were used to earning 200-300 eagle coins a day by stealing two phones, so they naturally couldn't accept having that life suddenly cut off.

So, with a little encouragement and instigation, the security personnel from all over the world, who had been lurking in the Bald Eagle camp, organized a large group of hundreds of black people to march and demonstrate in Times Square.

Anyone who has seen videos of foreign protests and demonstrations knows that they are prone to clashes with government officials, with fights breaking out, vandalism, arson, and looting of shops along the streets—it's all commonplace for those foreigners.

With this commotion, the Bald Eagles had no choice but to hold a meeting to discuss countermeasures.

The election is coming up soon. If we lose all the votes from Black voters, the impact will be huge, and it could even mean defeat.

They enacted the law that made zero-dollar purchases legal up to 950 Eagle Dollars precisely to gain the votes of this group. Now that their votes are about to be used, they can't afford to cause any trouble at this crucial moment.

So, after some discussion, they decided to allow the SH01 phone to continue to be sold in the Bald Eagle market.

In order to protect their image, they demanded that companies like Walmart use their own brands and not allow the Sihai brand logo to be printed on mobile phones.

They also required all stores across the country to display no more than 1 samples per day, in order to reduce the amount of compensation paid out by limiting the number of samples.

Chen Lan excitedly ran to Yang Chen's office to report, "Chairman Yang, you're amazing! The bald eagles are doing exactly what you planned. Walmart and other companies are continuing to buy our phones, but they're changing the logo to theirs. This way, our phones can continue to be exported and then sold domestically, allowing the bald eagles to use their taxpayers' money to subsidize our country's mobile phone users. Haha... this move is absolutely brilliant!"

Yang Chen laughed and said, "Basic stuff, don't be surprised. It's not that I look down on foreigners, but when it comes to strategy, they're all at a beginner level. How about the tablet?"

Chen Lan immediately replied, "We are currently conducting touchscreen testing. Once it's completed, it can be launched on the market."

"Yes. Same old rule, supply only overseas, not domestically. We want to seize the overseas market, let our competitors have the domestic market. Whether we can make electronics a pillar industry of our country depends on whether our products can successfully capture most of the overseas market," Yang Chen said.

Chen Lan immediately replied, "Understood!"

Walmart and other companies have started selling off their stockpiled SH01 phones again. According to official requirements, their stores nationwide can display a maximum of 1 sample units per day.

However, before it became as popular as it is now, the Chinese market needed about 4 SH01 phones every day.

After this uproar, more Chinese people are choosing to buy this phone from the United States. The daily demand is now as high as 8 units, but the United States can only provide a maximum of 1 units. The difference is too great.

Many Black men have a lot of orders, but they can't get the goods. What should they do?
They've already had one protest and vandalism, let's do it again.

This time, there was no need for the organization of personnel from Sihai Security; the Black people themselves initiated a march and demonstration codenamed "Survival."

Having learned from their previous experience, they knew that the bigger and more serious the commotion, the more support the authorities would give them.

So they started smashing things from First Avenue to Eighth Avenue in Manhattan, New York, and no shop along the way was spared from being affected to varying degrees.

"Restricting the number of mobile phone samples is not allowed!"

"We must survive. This is the legacy left to us by our ancestors, and it is all rightfully ours!"

"Our ancestors already paid the price for us when they were slaves, and you are not allowed to prevent us from taking back what belongs to us!"

……

Once this slogan was shouted, even people who didn't know the history of the bald eagle's slavery would know what was going on.

Originally, the authorities did not intend to remove the shoes, but the latest polls showed that the voting results in several states with large Black populations were very unfavorable to the authorities.

Prioritizing the overall situation, they quickly lifted the restrictions, allowing mobile phone stores to continue displaying new demo units after the zero-yuan purchase program.

However, they privately communicated with various mobile phone retailers to minimize the number of samples displayed while ensuring the demand for free purchases, saving every penny possible.

The White Eagle government conducted another poll, and this time the voting results in states with large Black populations were very favorable to the authorities. This shows that Black people got what they wanted and were willing to vote for the authorities, which is the result that "nothing is illegal for those earning less than 950 Eagle dollars" wanted.

However, at this moment, Sihai Electronics officially announced a new product, which will enhance the performance of Bald Eagle.

"We are pleased to introduce our new product, the SHpad01, the first tablet computer from Sihai Electronics. This product directly competes with the iPad Pro, and is priced at only 2999 yuan. It will only be sold in overseas markets and not in the domestic market. The specific parameters and configurations are as follows. Please click to view them."

(End of this chapter)

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