Accidentally provoking the spring tide
Chapter 11 011 He's busy being horny
Chapter 11.011. He's busy being horny (revised version)
"Yes, really?" Jiang Jixu paused for a moment, then looked at him seriously. "If you like it, then eat a few more pieces."
Lu Lishen's Adam's apple bobbed slightly: "Okay."
Then, with a calm expression, he used serving chopsticks to put a piece of pork rib on the girl's plate.
"Sister Ji, you should try some too."
"Okay, thank you."
Jiang Wang, who was opposite him, was so shocked by his crazy move that he strained his back. He sneered, took out his phone and took a picture of someone, of course including Jiang Jixu, and then posted it to the dormitory group chat, typing away non-stop.
Forgot his own name: [Brothers, look carefully! From now on, don't give this guy any special treatment. We can eat whatever we want!]
As expected, the group chat exploded shortly after the photos were posted.
Monkey Stealing Wine: [?? Is this Lao Lu? Jiang Wang, did you use AI to swap faces?]
Eighteen-year-old innocent boy: [Add one.]
My sister chose me, I'm so sweet: [Putting aside whether the photos are real or fake, Jiang Wang, you went out to eat alone with Lao Lu without inviting us?! Is there no justice in this world?! Is there no law?!]
An innocent 18-year-old college student: [Tsk tsk, secretly dating behind our backs, could the rumors at school be true?]
Monkey Stealing Wine: [Damn, even if Lu Shen were to go on a date, he'd choose me! What's so interesting about that blond kid Jiang Wang?]
Forgot my own name: [Squinting.jpg, Monkey, what did you just say?]
The monkey that stole the wine retracted a message.
My sister chose me, I'm so sweet: [Okay, no more joking around. Where are you guys? Old Fu didn't see you guys at the meeting this afternoon and even asked about you.]
Jiang Wang raised an eyebrow, glanced at Lu Lishen, and continued typing.
Forgot her own name: [Someone was too busy being provocative to pay attention to Lao Fu.]
The message was sent, followed by three rows of question marks in the next second.
The phone in his pocket kept vibrating. Lu Lishen glanced at Jiang Wang, who was typing away with his head down, and guessed that the other party was probably complaining about him in the group. He didn't pay any attention to it, but just reached out to pick up the teapot on the table and poured water for Jiang Jixu, who had just picked up a cup.
“…Thank you.” Jiang Jixu was a little surprised, but when she saw the empty glass in front of Lu Lishen, her suspicions were suppressed.
She took a sip of tea, the delicate aroma lingering on her lips and teeth.
It's a coincidence.
How could someone like Lu Lishen possibly keep track of her every move?
She shook her head slightly; she must be overthinking it.
Meanwhile, in a student dormitory building at University A.
Hou Taojiu was drinking water when he saw Jiang Wang's message and sprayed a mouthful of water onto his phone screen, causing Ji Ziqian, who was holding a book next to him, to silently move his chair to the side.
Hou Tao stammered, "No... am I seeing things?"
Shao Ming raised his hand to push up his glasses and said expressionlessly, "No, you don't."
Hou Tao nodded and muttered to himself, "Oh, then I misunderstood. Jiang Wang must have mistyped. Lu Shen must be sick with a fever..."
Of the five people in their dorm, only Shao Ming had ever been in a relationship; the others were all single since birth. Oh, and Shao Ming had recently broken up with his girlfriend. They had abstained from meat and sex, truly becoming what others called a monastery.
Logically speaking, Lu Lishen should be the most popular among them, and that is indeed the case. However, he always has a cold face, and it's difficult for him to even say a word to a girl, let alone date. If Hou Taojiu didn't spend all his time with them, he would also suspect that Lu Lishen and Jiang Wang were having an affair.
Now Jiang Wang is saying Lu Lishen is being promiscuous?
Hou Tao shook his head.
It would be better to tell him that Jiang Wang had a deep talk with Lu Li.
Hey everyone, add this to your bookshelf and vote!
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Jiang Wang: Be my partner? Lu Lishen, that bastard, doesn't even deserve it?
Lu Lishen: (Looking down, he tugs at Jiang Jixu's sleeve) Sister Jixu...
Jiang Jixu: ...
(End of this chapter)
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