Group chat of all heavens: My superpowers are too despicable

Chapter 53 The God of Wealth who can’t catch any fish, the Big Sister with Legs
"Wake up."

Zhao Gongming patted Tang Siyao's face and found that Tang Siyao's face became particularly hot, turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and a few traces of heat could be vaguely seen on her head.

Good job, Steamgirl.

Is this the value of the female world?

It's a bit exaggerated.

Zhao Gongming expressed his surprise and immediately put on a mask, which made Tang Siyao sober up a little.

"what?"

"Brother Zhao, you are so handsome."

"It must be very troublesome for a boy to be so good-looking."

"Those sisters will use various excuses to get close to you."

Suddenly, Tang Siyao's tone became a little strange.

It seems to have a tea flavor.

Zhao Gongming felt uncomfortable all over.

"Call Grandpa."

"I am your grandfather's close friend, but you call me brother, which is really wrong."

Zhao Gongming tapped Tang Siyao on the forehead and warned her to speak more respectfully.

What giegie? I'm your grandpa.

"What? Brother Zhao is so young. It's so presumptuous to call you grandpa. You're making me feel old."

Call your grandpa.

then what do I do?
Of course Tang Siyao didn't want to call him grandpa.

In the past, people called him grandpa out of both gratitude and respect.

Now, after seeing Zhao Gongming's true face, Tang Siyao became more determined in her decision.

Marriage, marriage is a must.

I, Tang Siyao, a third-generation direct disciple of the Tang Clan, am willing to sacrifice myself and marry Zhao Gongming for the benefit of my family.

Calling him grandpa is impossible, never in this lifetime.

The only people she could call were brother or husband.

……

Zhao Gongming: ...

Zhao Gongming was a little speechless.

What a great tea.

Although I don't hate it, it always feels weird.

"If your grandfather knew you said such treasonous words, he would beat you to death."

Zhao Gongming said helplessly.

"Go out, I'm a little sleepy."

Tang Siyao's eyes were too naked. Zhao Gongming felt a little uncomfortable being stared at, so he made up an excuse and sent Tang Siyao back.

……

"Miss, you are back."

"What's wrong with you? Your face is so red and hot."

Xiaohua reached out and touched Tang Siyao's forehead, and was immediately shocked by Tang Siyao's body temperature.

It’s so hot.

Miss, you don’t have a fever, do you?

"whee."

Tang Siyao did not respond to Xiaohua directly. Instead, she gave a silly smile and looked at Xiaohua blankly.

That look, that expression.

He looks so much like Uncle Zhou’s silly son down the mountain. This is the kind of look Uncle Zhou’s son has when he does something silly.

Oops.

The young lady had a fever that damaged her brain.

Nothing is normal.

"Sister Dongmei, help me, my young lady's brain is burned out."

"Come and rescue us."

Xiaohua immediately asked Dongmei for help.

"Your lady's brain is not burned out. She is just a simple nymphomaniac. She will be fine after a while."

Dongmei rolled her eyes and said unhappily.

He did not stop the movement of his hands and continued to grind the medicinal materials.

For her, she has seen Tang Siyao's situation many times.

In the past, when the master went out, some shy girls would always become infatuated with him like Tang Siyao when they saw his face or smiled.

No medication is needed and you will recover after a while.

Sure enough, half an hour later, Tang Siyao finally returned to normal.

"Miss Tang, my master looks good, doesn't he?"

"Look at you, Zhe~"

Dongmei smiled.

"Xiaomei, you can't talk about Miss Tang like that. It's rude."

Chunlan warned her fourth sister not to be so unreasonable.

Don't think that you can treat others in such a disrespectful tone just because you saved someone's life. You should be aware of your status.

We represent the Zhao family.

Can't bring shame to the master.

"I know, big sister."...

"It's okay, it's okay. Well, do you know what your master likes?"

If Tang Siyao wants to capture a man, she must know his preferences.

If you don’t know what a man likes, how can you win his heart?

Why?
Can you rely on your horse fork worm?

Who doesn't know how to deal with horse fork worms?

……

"What does the master like?"

"let me see."

Dongmei looked thoughtful.

After a moment, Dongmei had an idea and she thought of it.

"Master likes money."

“I like money very much.”

"Especially the feeling of making money, the master likes it very much."

"Our eldest sister once asked the master this question, and the master's answer was that he enjoyed the moment of making money, because his brain would secrete a large amount of dopamine and he would be in a very happy mood."

"But it is true. Every time the master receives payment, he always has a smile on his face."

Dongmei tried hard to describe it to Tang Siyao.

But there was no smile on Tang Siyao's face.

Because, I can’t do it.

The feeling of making money.

How would I know what it feels like to make money?

I haven't made any money.

Even if I have made money, I can't make you, the God of Wealth, happy.

In this world, besides you, who else can make so much money?
If I had this ability, would the Tang Clan still be in deficit?
I can't do this hobby at all, sister.

"Um, does your master have any other hobbies?"

"It's something slightly more normal, something that ordinary people can do."

Tang Siyao said with a bitter face.

"A more normal hobby, let me think about it."

"It seems there is one."

“But it feels so hard.”

Zhao Gongming actually has a hobby that ordinary people can do.

"what is that?"

"fishing."

"fishing?"

"Yes, yes, it's fishing, but the way you fish is different from normal people."

"The master doesn't use bait when fishing. No, to be more precise, the master uses some inedible driftwood and metal pieces as bait to fish."

"There is no fish in the world that will eat iron and wood. The master is quite stupid. I don't know who fooled him."

"Anyway, I've never seen the master catch a fish."

"There's not even any white stripes."

Dongmei started laughing as she spoke.

However, she was soon hit hard by her elder sister.

You laugh at the master and deserve a beating.

……

"Iron pieces and wood? Can you fish with them?"

"I don't know, but the master fishes this way. He also said it's called a lure."

"By the way, there must be that fishing rod in the luggage in the master's carriage."

"..."

Fishing?
Can I fish?
How about I get him a fishing rod?

But, how to make a lure fishing rod?
Tang Siyao had no clue.

……

"Ms. Tang, you know everything so well, are you trying to woo our master?"

"emmm."

"Miss Tang, your conditions are a bit difficult."

Dongmei saw through Tang Siyao's intention.

He took a quick look at Tang Siyao and then shook his head.

Tang Siyao is very beautiful and has a good figure.

But, she has no special features and seems a little bit mediocre among the beauties pursuing the master.

The bear was not as big as the princess of Nanzhao, and its legs were not as long as those of their big sister.

The advantage is not obvious, it is very mediocre.

"You can't even compare to our big sister."

"Big sister? Who is your big sister? Is it Chunlan?"

"No."

……

(End of this chapter)