Group chat of all heavens: My superpowers are too despicable

Chapter 239 The dream is broken, the goddess is actually a man

Chapter 239 The dream is broken, the goddess is actually a man
[Liu Suifeng]: A sissy? No, that's absolutely impossible. I can't tell whether he is a sissy or not.

[Liu Suifeng]: I am a straight man. Even if a good-looking girl stands in front of me, I can recognize her at a glance. It is impossible. This is absolutely impossible.

Liu Suifeng stared with his eyes wide open and shouted loudly. He absolutely did not believe that the person he liked was a lesbian.

This is absolutely impossible.

Is it a man or a woman? Can’t he recognize it?

Can a man have such slender fingers?

The slender waist of a wasp that can be held in one hand.

A butt so tall that it could lift a bottle of soda.

The watery eyes look at you as if they can speak.

Just looking at your eyes makes my bones go weak.

Who can stand it?

The only drawback is that her breasts are relatively small.

But, this doesn't matter to Liu Suifeng.

He is not a superficial man.

He loved her as a person, not her figure.

What's more, he doesn't like the big ones, instead he likes the small ones.

Hey.

When Liu Suifeng thought of that girl, he couldn't help but smile like a pig.

[Liu Daniu]: Can you tell the difference? Sometimes I can't even tell the difference, and you tell me you can tell the difference? I'm dying of laughter.

[Liu Daniu]: Who are you? I am Liu Xiaobu, the lover.

[Liu Daniu]: I have played with more girls than you have ever seen.

[Liu Daniu]: A prodigal like me sometimes can't even tell the difference between a man and a woman. Tell me, can you tell the difference?

[Liu Daniu]: Buddy, have you ever seen a top-notch male lady?
When it comes to effeminate men, who can understand it as well as an expert?

He is Liu Xiaobu, the super invincible ultimate version of Lu Xiaobu.

It never takes him a whole day to pick up a girl.

He had also dated male girls before, but because it was so difficult to tell the difference, he didn't realize it until he entered the bathroom. He was so scared that every time he dated a girl, he would check her ID card to confirm her gender.

He had fallen into the hands of lesbians before, and no one knew better than him how difficult it was to tell a lesbian from a lesbian.

What is often the most terrifying is the makeup technique.

Those who put on makeup and are already indistinguishable between male and female will be even more difficult to tell apart.

[Liu Suifeng]: It’s not that mysterious.

[Liu Suifeng]: How can I not tell the difference between a man and a woman? I don’t work out, so I don’t have a pointy head.

【Liu Daniu】:……

[Liu Daniu]: Damn it, I am a natural bodybuilder, how can you slander my innocence out of thin air?

[Liu Daniu]: I didn’t use Dragon, I didn’t use Dragon, I didn’t even take protein powder.

[Liu Suifeng]: What are you talking about? Did I say anything?
[Liu Suifeng]: Why are you in such a hurry?
[Liu Suifeng]: You won’t really use technology.

[Liu Suifeng]: Take a photo so I can see if your head is pointy.

[Liu Daniu]: Then let me ask you, are you a man or a woman...

[Miao Xiaomiao]: Oh no, Arnold is possessed.

[Ning Yifeng]: Fitness is fitness, don’t use technology, it will work.

[Liu Daniu]: I don't use any technology. My wife is pregnant, and I just do some exercise to relieve my anger. How can I use any technology? Look at my muscles, they are just ordinary. It looks like I use any technology. We are just joking.

Jokes aside, Danniu is not stupid.

Technological fitness is not advisable. He does not want to become bad news in the bodybuilding circle, nor does he want to ascend to the so-called steroid planet.

[Ning Yifeng]: It’s time to give birth.

【Liu Daniu】:Yeah.

[Liu Daniu]: Let me tell you a secret. Don’t go to the gym for fitness. Really? Just go to the shower room a few times and you’ll know.

[Liu Daniu]: I discovered some things that shouldn’t have appeared before, and I never went to the iron gym again. I went to Shangjian to see girls instead. I would rather take a few more glances at yoga pants than be stabbed in the back.

[Li Nana]: What is it?
[Liu Daniu]: What do you guess?
[Li Nana]: Dude, don’t scare me.

[Li Nana]: It's not that exaggerated. You can't slander the iron gym out of thin air. There are girls in the iron gym too.

【Liu Daniu】: Haha.

[Liu Daniu]: You have no idea how many women there are in iron gyms, right? Maybe there are women in the iron gyms you know, but the iron gym I went to before was all men, including registered members, bosses, and employees, there was not a single woman, do you understand?

[Liu Daniu]: You don’t know anything at all. You only care about what you see and don’t believe what your buddies have experienced.

When Daniu thought back to his experience, tears welled up in his eyes.

It's terrible. I thought it was a brother, but it turned out to be a "brother".

Perhaps, only those who have experienced it know how great the psychological trauma is.

A feeling of being stabbed in the back arose spontaneously.

Scared.

The smiles of the friends who were exercising together in the iron gym suddenly changed.

Nausea.

【Li Nana】:……

[Li Nana]: How about you guys switch.

【Liu Daniu】: Climb.

[Liu Suifeng]: Don’t talk nonsense. I don’t believe she is a sissy.

[Liu Suifeng]: I won’t say any more. I’m leaving now. I have an appointment with her for coffee. Bye.

Liu Suifeng did not believe the persuasion of the people in the group.

This group of people are totally scaring people.

There are not so many good-looking male ladies.

Can't tell male from female?

What a bullshit.

It’s not like he’s some brain-dead supporting character in a novel who can’t tell a man from a woman in disguise.

Please, I’m Liu Suifeng.

A real man.

A man among men, a straight man among straight men.

Earth traveler, the straightest man.

……

Liu Suifeng tidied himself up carefully and looked at himself in the mirror. The corners of Liu Suifeng's mouth rose unconsciously.

"Liu Suifeng, Liu Suifeng, you are so handsome."

"Whether to eat porridge or rice, it's up to you."

Liu Suifeng went out and bought a rose at the flower shop on the street, then came to the agreed street light, leaning against the street light, looking very charming.

Suddenly, several exclamations were heard from the other side of the street.

Liu Suifeng looked up and saw a beautiful "woman" in a white dress, the hem of which swayed in the wind. She looked like an ethereal being, so beautiful.

It's just that the weather is so hot.

Why is she still wearing a scarf?
very strange.

But, it doesn’t matter.

Whatever fairies do is reasonable.

The doubts in Liu Suifeng's mind disappeared with the wind.

She was so beautiful that he didn't want to think about anything else but to woo her.

"Here, here, you are so beautiful."

"Thank you, Brother Suifeng."

The woman's neutral voice made Liu Suifeng feel numb in his bones.

Suddenly, a child appeared and mischievously grabbed the woman's scarf, just like that.

With a whoosh, the scarf was torn off.

The protruding Adam's apple on the woman's neck made Liu Suifeng fall into deep thought.

Pupils dilated, terrified.

Adam's apple?

An Adam's apple bigger than his.

what?
Ah? ? ?
No.

This is not what I want.

Liu Suifeng immediately knelt on the ground and cried out in grief.

At this moment, he was even more desperate than Yuan Hua.

It turns out she is really a sissy.

Ahhhhhh.

……

(End of this chapter)

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