Group chat of all heavens: My superpowers are too despicable

Chapter 22: Emperor Suit? I want them all

[Li Nana]: I think you are quite despicable. You could have blown someone's brains out, but you chose to blow their assholes instead. What a bad taste! You are indeed a despicable outsider.

[Ye Jinxuan]: Hahahaha.

[Liu Daniu]: That makes sense, they are indeed despicable outsiders.

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Zhao Gongming]: That’s too much.

[Zhao Gongming]: I just didn’t think of it at that moment.

[Liu Daniu]: I didn’t expect that? You’ve never had hotpot before. Isn’t brain flower a must-order dish in hotpot?
[Zhao Gongming]: I don't eat brains when I have hotpot. Besides, who said brains are a must? Don't you take my pea tips seriously?
[Liu Daniu]: Hot pot without brains? You heretic, can pea tips be as delicious as my zheergen? I will kill you, you heretic.

[Zhao Gongming]: You are the heretic. I will burn you to death for the pea tip.

【Li Nana】：……

[Ye Jinxuan]: …

[Miao Xiaomiao]: Stop talking about it.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: Cow dung hotpot is the best in the world. Are you satisfied?

[Ye Jinxuan]: …

[Ye Jinxuan]: Cow dung? You must be talking about cow dung.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: No, no, no, I'm talking about cow dung. Cow guts are green, but cow dung is not.

[Ye Jinxuan]: …

[Ye Jinxuan]: Ugh...

[Liu Daniu]: Damn it, I just had a meal, please stop doing this. No decent person would use cow dung to cook hot pot, and you eat this stuff?
[Ye Jinxuan]: It’s so disgusting.

[Zhao Gongming]: I feel disgusted. Thank you.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: I didn’t eat it. I just watched the blogger eat it. He ate it with gusto, so I thought it must be delicious. As for whether it is edible, it requires people like you to try it out.

[Zhao Gongming]: You haven't eaten it, so what are you talking about? Your plan has hit us in the face.

[Zhao Gongming]: You tricked us into eating cow dung, you beast.

[Ye Jinxuan]: Beast.

[Liu Daniu]: You are worse than animals. Ugh.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: Damn it.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: You guys are not easy to fool.

This group of idiots, each of them seemed to be a bit stupid. I thought they were easy to fool, but unexpectedly, they were found out.

hateful.

I hate smart people.

[Liu Daniu]: This group, alas, cannot invite others, how can they help each other? They really have to rely on red envelopes.

[Zhao Gongming]: Isn’t the red envelope function quite useful? The red envelope sent by Senior Xiao Ming is quite useful.

[Liu Daniu]: Hmm?
[Liu Daniu]: What is in your red envelope? Aren’t the things in the red envelope some symbols of the dynasty? Besides collection, what else can they be used for?

When Li Xiaoming sent out the red envelopes, he said that those were symbols of royal power and their new country did not need them, so he sent those things to the group.

For example, he got a tiger talisman, no, it should be half a tiger talisman, only half.

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Zhao Gongming]: What’s yours?
[Liu Daniu]: Half a tiger talisman.

[Zhao Gongming]: What about the others?

[Li Nana]: I am the dragon robe.

[Ye Jinxuan]: The emperor’s twelve-crown crown.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: The Seven-Star Dragon Abyss Sword, the emperor’s sword passed down from ancestors of that dynasty.

[Zhao Gongming]: I am the imperial seal.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: Hmm? The Imperial Seal? Not bad, "May you live long and prosper forever" is eight words that you men can't resist.

[Ye Jinxuan]: Hahahaha.

[Ye Jinxuan]: An irresistible temptation. [Li Nana]: Actually, we women can’t resist it either.

It's not just men who want to be emperor.

Women want it too.

Otherwise, where would there be so many empresses and queens?

Who can resist the temptation of being above everyone else?

[Liu Daniu]: Your Majesty, it’s cold, please put on more clothes.

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Zhao Gongming]: You have caused me so much suffering. You have really caused me so much suffering.

[Liu Daniu]: That’s what it feels like, Chen Youliang is the one who forgives, hahahaha.

[Zhao Gongming]: Damn it, you are Chen Youliang, and I am Zhu Yuanzhang after all.

【Liu Daniu】: Lao Zhu? The one with the shoe horn? 【Funny】

[Zhao Gongming]: You kid, don’t let me catch you. If I catch you, you will be in big trouble.

[Liu Daniu]: It’s okay, it’s okay. I really like drinking juice. Just don’t do that to me.

[Zhao Gongming]: A gay man in a gay way.

[Zhao Gongming]: Are you sure that your objects are just ordinary objects? They don't have any special abilities?

[Zhao Gongming]: You must understand that this is an object from the fantasy world, a symbol of royal power. Isn’t there anything special about it?
[Zhao Gongming]: Think about it carefully.

【Liu Daniu】：……

[Liu Daniu]: What do you mean?
[Liu Daniu]: How could I not know whether it is an ordinary object or not?

[Liu Daniu]: I asked someone to appraise it yesterday. It's just an ordinary item. That stupid appraiser wanted to buy it for several thousand yuan. He is so stupid. He took me for a fool. I just make several thousand yuan for a casual takeout order. How could I be interested in him?
[Ye Jinxuan]: I have also appraised it. It is just an ordinary object. It does not have the special features you think.

【Li Nana】：……

【Li Nana】：+1, me too.

[Li Nana]: Don’t think too much, it’s really just an ordinary object.

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Zhao Gongming]: @[Miao Xiao Miao], what about you? Is there anything special about that sword?
【Miao Xiao Miao】：……

[Miao Xiaomiao]: I’m not sure.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: I buried the sword.

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Zhao Gongming]: Why did you bury it for no reason?
[Miao Xiaomiao]: Are you just waiting to die if you don’t bury it?
[Miao Xiao Miao]: Hey, I'm not one of you big guys, I'm just an ordinary person living in the countryside, what is that? The Seven-Star Dragon Abyss Sword, is this something that a commoner like me can own?
[Miao Xiaomiao]: If I don’t bury it, I will probably disappear from this group in no time.

[Miao Xiaomiao]: The crime of punishing nine generations of your clan, ka.

If this kind of thing is not buried, can it be taken out and used?
You are probably looking for death.

A man is innocent until he is found guilty of possessing a treasure. Isn't this lesson from the past enough?

【Zhao Gongming】：……

[Li Nana]: Damn, why didn’t you remind me, I forgot.

[Li Nana]: No, I’ll go down first and bury it too.

Li Nana in front of the screen was instantly startled.

You fucking bastard.

Why don't you remind me?

You are an ordinary person, and so am I.

At least you can fly, but I can't even fly. If I'm discovered, I'll be dead.

Fortunately, Li Nana did not take out the dragon robe, but kept it hidden under the box.