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Chapter 216 Banana Spirit [Third Update]

"I won't hit your ribs. Where can I hit you? When teaching boxing, of course I have to teach sincerely. Hitting the vital points is the price others have paid. Besides, if you learn the magic fighting, you will have to take more beatings. You are born with immortal bones. At such a young age, your cultivation level has surpassed mine."

"Moreover, most importantly, your immortal bones are the best physique for practicing divine attack. Every time you ask the gods to possess you, you will hit the target every time. However, your learning attitude is not good. You have only learned half of the knowledge. Every time you are possessed by the gods, you lose your self-awareness and rely entirely on the gods to exert themselves."

Chen Fusheng shook his head with some regret and said.

"Fortunately, I didn't teach you about injuries, otherwise, the patient would be in trouble!"

Chen Fusheng continued to preach.

"Uncle, do you know why I don't recognize my relatives when I am struck by a divine attack? Uncle, I actually think that whether it is learning something or teaching something, it all depends on talent."

Ah Che felt that he had to say a few words, and said in a serious tone.

"You mean I can't do either?"

Chen Fusheng raised his head expressionlessly, stopped applying medicated wine to A Che, and looked at him with an unfriendly tone.

“That’s a little bit of the point.”

A Che turned his face away guiltily and said with his last bit of stubbornness.

The next moment, Chen Fusheng took the gauze with ointment and pressed it on A Che's bruised waist. A Che let out a sound like a pig being slaughtered.

Being stubborn has its price.

Jiang Ming withdrew his mental power and shook his head slightly. It was really interesting. The relationship between this uncle and nephew was quite good.

at the same time!

Brother Xiong, the loan shark, was tricked and beaten up by A Che in the dance hall at around seven o'clock tonight. He was in a bad mood and kicked the brazier burning on the roadside at night.

Moreover, this man was very drunk and led a few of his younger brothers to kick the fire pot for fun.

"Brother Xiong, let's not do this. Tonight is the Ghost Festival. Legend has it that the gates of hell are wide open."

One of Brother Xiong's younger brothers who was not very drunk reminded him.

"What are you afraid of? I'm in a bad mood tonight, so what if I kick a few fire pots? Is there really going to be a ghost looking for me?"

Brother Xiong was drunk and staggering on the street. He was not afraid of these things at all. "Don't let me catch that Ah Che. If he dares not to pay back the money, I will definitely break his legs."

"boom--"

Just when Brother Xiong was about to kick another brazier, a whirlwind suddenly blew over, and all the fire in the braziers was rolled up, turning into a fire tornado, and rushed directly to Brother Xiong.

"what--"

Brother Xiong howled in pain. His body was directly on fire. In addition, he reeked of alcohol, which was evaporating. In this way, he was completely on fire.

Brother Xiong was in great pain and threw himself on a younger brother next to him, and the younger brother was also ignited.

His other three younger brothers were about to run, but they seemed to see nothing all of a sudden, as if a grey shadow covered their eyes.

The next day, five people were burned to death on the street. When they were found, they had turned into charred rotten bones.

This guy died on the Ghost Festival, and, like the original plot, he was burned to death. I guess he will become a red-robed fire ghost. In ancient times, it was also called a red-robed fire ghost.

That night, Jiang Ming looked around and thought of Azhen. He went straight to Azhen's house and sneaked into Azhen's room.

A few days later, he was no longer a teacher, as she fired him from his job.

After going to Azhen's house, I found that Xiaohui was there too.

Because Jiang Ming resigned, the two girls gathered together for warmth, secretly drinking and crying.

But it just so happens that Jiang Ming is not a gentleman, so we can just be together.

Of course, Jiang Ming also helped the two women use the Nine Yang Magic Art to sort out their meridians and acupoints. One night of practice is equivalent to one strengthening point.

He also gave them his cell phone number and told them to call him if they had any problems. He also told them to study hard and that it would be best if they could go to college.

Of course, it is difficult for Azhen, who aspires to be a housewife, to be a poor student.

Xiaohui is a good student with excellent character and academic performance, and she has the opportunity to go to a good university.

The next day, Jiang Ming had something to do. He had to find the banana forest. According to the original plot, there was a banana spirit there. Jiang Ming now had a lot of talented people under him, but there was no banana spirit.

So, Jiang Ming decided to catch a banana spirit and bring it back tonight.

Coincidentally, he still had a transformation pill on him.

When they found Ah Zhi and Ah Che, they were going to help out at the funeral home. After all, the owner of the funeral home would also pay Ah Che a salary.

As for Azhi, he was originally an employee of the funeral home.

Sure enough, they soon talked about the story of the banana spirit.

"Thinking back to the New Year, I was in Malaysia, and my buddy and I went to look for the banana spirit. We were too playful and even lost our lives."

The undertaker spoke up.

"Boss, you are talking nonsense again. I have seen many ghosts, but there is no such thing as a banana spirit. You are just talking nonsense."

At this time, Ah Zhi finished his work and walked over and said.

"I can brag, but you youngsters have never seen the world. My buddy had sex with a banana spirit, and his energy was sucked dry. He died immediately."

The owner of the funeral home immediately said in a serious tone.

"Haha, Boss, then tell me, what does the Banana Fairy look like?"

Ah Zhi didn't believe it at all. He looked at his boss and asked with a smile on his face.

"Look at you, you still don't believe it. What about this banana spirit? She will look like whatever you want her to look like."

The undertaker continued.

"Now I'm thinking about Shuangye. So, the banana spirit you mentioned, can she look like Amy Yip here and like Veronica Yip there?" At this time, A Che spoke. It seemed that he also had an idol. He gestured at his chest and face in a very obscene manner and said.

"You two boys, since you don't believe it, do you dare to bet with me?"

The coffin shop owner became excited and said.

Jiang Ming was sitting in the car, observing the conversation inside from a distance with his telekinesis. Hearing this, the corners of his mouth slightly curled up.

It became.

He also knew that, after all, he was a fairy. Before he transformed, he naturally had no idea of ​​beauty and ugliness, and his aesthetic sense was different from that of humans.

It seems that this time, Jiang Ming's help is needed.

Jiang Ming's aesthetic taste is very normal and his requirements are not high. He just wants game pictures that he has seen before and a template of Mai Shiranui.

"Let's meet in the banana grove tonight. If you don't come, you're a bastard."

The undertaker said.

"Okay, it's a deal. As the saying goes, the moon is always full on the 16th. Tonight is a good time. I can definitely summon a perfect banana spirit."

A Che also spoke.

During the day, Jiang Ming not only went to find Chun Li, but also comforted the angry Chun Li and explained his current situation.

The purpose of being a policeman is to have a legitimate identity and deal with haunted cases.

And, encourage her to be a good teacher.

When it was dark, Jiang Ming secretly followed these people and finally found the banana grove.

The banana trees here are growing vigorously, and they are more vibrant and green after the rain. When the evening breeze blows, the broad green leaves sway gracefully, like the skirt of a dancing girl, showing her most elegant posture.

When they were about to summon the banana spirit, Jiang Ming used his telekinesis in advance to lock onto the banana spirit, and directly used the ghost realm to take the banana spirit away without anyone noticing.

Let these guys have fun!
The only fairy here has been captured by Jiang Ming.

Jiang Ming pulled the banana spirit into his dream, gave her some instructions, and then gave her the transformation pill, allowing her to transform into the appearance of Mai Shiranui that Jiang Ming created in his dream.

As the emerald green light emitted by the transformation pill enveloped the figure of the banana spirit, a graceful, crystal-clear, and flawless fire-dancing banana spirit appeared in front of Jiang Ming.

This female demon's cultivation level is probably comparable to the ninth level of Qi Refining.

It turned out that her cultivation was only comparable to that of a cultivator at the sixth level of Qi Refining. Fortunately, the medicinal power contained in the Transformation Pill helped her to further transform.

That's good too.

Next, just slowly transform.

Jiang Ming took out a dress that he had prepared long ago and asked her to put it on. Tonight, everything was a complete success.

Jiang Ming thought about it and directly arranged for the banana fairy to go to Kelian's residence. After she was trained well, he would make other arrangements.

Of course, Jiang Ming also wasted ten minutes teaching the banana spirit some common sense in his dream.

After all, this banana spirit had just become a demon and was in the banana forest. It was confused and didn't know much about good and evil.

At times like this, living with Kelian and other girls will slowly teach her a lot of things and help her establish a correct outlook on life and values.

No matter what, she is a real fairy and it is impossible for her to live a normal life like ordinary people.

If it turns evil, it will become a man-eating monster.

Tonight, Jiang Ming plans to go to Miss Yang's place to take a look. After all, he might have to go to the training camp the day after tomorrow.

When he arrived at Miss Yang's big villa, he ostensibly went to see Miss Bai.

Naturally, he was also accompanied by Skye, a foreign girl.

However, in the middle of the night, after Jiang Ming and the two women finished their practice, they went to the toilet and unexpectedly ran into Miss Yang who was eavesdropping.

Naturally, Jiang Ming could only appease this girl's special habit and let her reform and become a normal and healthy woman again.

The only pity is that it has been two nights and there is no new delivery.

After dawn, Jiang Ming left directly.

He had something to do today, so he planned to take Mr. Lin to meet Chen Fusheng.

Let's get to know each other in advance so that we can recruit Chen Fusheng's nephew A Che when the time comes.

When Jiang Ming went to the Lin family pharmacy, it was early in the morning and Old Man Lin was still practicing in the yard.

These days, Azhi and Alian slept with Yunyun at Jiang Ming's house.

"You mean Chen Fusheng. This should be the boy from my second sister's family, right?"

Old Master Lin thought about it for a while and suddenly remembered that he did have such a relative, Chen Fusheng, and theoretically he should call him fourth uncle.

However, we only met once when we were children.

Later, their family moved out of Dongpingzhou, and Mr. Jin had just returned for less than a month.

"Come on, let's go take a look."

Mr. Lin said a little excitedly.

When he was a child, he had seen Chen Fusheng, when he was only six years old. Now, he might have long forgotten his fourth uncle.

"Then Chen Fusheng has a nephew who is a good candidate for cultivation, especially in the area of ​​divine fighting. I saw him once, and he was very good. If he could do it for more than three seconds, he would succeed."

Jiang Ming continued speaking.

(End of this chapter)