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Chapter 13: Don't panic when things happen. Take a photo [ask for monthly tickets and investment]

Soon, Xia Youren took out a small flashlight and began to look around. It was obvious that there were still some antiques here that had not been dealt with in time. They were all collected by the antique dealer, the fake professor.

The most obvious ones are two long wooden boxes that look like coffins.

Jiang Ming frowned slightly. He didn't know if the zombie's strange eyes would be stimulated once the talisman on its forehead was removed.

The reason why he came here was because he had this idea in mind. He wanted to give it a try and experience it more in advance.

"Think it over carefully, Xia Youren. The thing in that box might be a zombie. Don't take the talisman off the zombie's head. If it comes back to life and bites people like in the movies, I won't care about you and will run away immediately."

Jiang Ming pulled away, walked to the door, looked at Xia Youren and said.

"Haha, what nonsense are you talking about? There are no real zombies."

Xia Youren looked at Jiang Ming with disdain. He certainly didn't want to believe it. If he believed in zombies, the original plot wouldn't have dared to take off the photos on the zombies' heads and take photos with them.

Soon, he opened a box on his own, and then saw a human figure wrapped in protective plastic inside.

Jiang Ming witnessed with his own eyes how bold this boy was. He looked at Jiang Ming provocatively and tore off the plastic paper covering the zombie's head, immediately revealing the female zombie inside. The most eye-catching thing was the old yellow talisman stuck on its head.

Jiang Ming was also amazed. It was such a thin piece of talisman paper that ordinary people could easily tear into pieces, but it could suppress zombies. It was really amazing.

"Is this the talisman paper? I'll tear it off and show it to you. Wait while I take some photos first."

Xia Youren looked at Jiang Ming with disdain, took out a camera from his bag and started taking pictures. After taking the picture of the face, he probably felt that the talisman paper was in the way, so he tore it off, threw it aside and continued taking pictures.

In the field of view of Xia Youren's camera, the female corpse wearing ancient clothes suddenly opened her eyes.

"what--"

Xia Youren screamed in fright and subconsciously pressed the shutter button. "Snap", the female zombie was illuminated by the camera flash and also let out a painful howl. The two of them really had a tacit understanding.

However, the next moment, the female zombie stood up upright in a posture that violated the rules of gravity and kicked Newton's coffin away.

Jiang Ming, on the other hand, secretly breathed a sigh of relief. As expected, the zombies could not stimulate the evil eyes. This time, he was completely relieved. In the future, when he encountered zombies, he would not have to worry about the evil spirit in his body reviving.

Jiang Ming immediately retreated to the door and began to watch the show.

Xia Youren, you better have some fun playing with the zombies!
It was obvious at first glance that this kid was a restless person. Jiang Ming recalled the original plot and knew that he was agile and must have practiced traditional martial arts when he was a child.

This made this kid fearless and even lost his fear of ghosts and gods.

Haven't you heard the saying, "It is better to believe it than not to believe it. You can choose not to believe it, but you can't take the initiative to provoke or provoke it."

"Wow"

Jiang Ming saw the female zombie jump lightly onto the half-meter-high wooden box. She jumped out straight and with great ease.

It suddenly came behind Xia Youren who was about to turn around and run away. Then, it stretched out its arms, and its hands with long black nails pinched Xia Youren's shoulders.

"I understand. It turns out that zombies' favorite way to attack people is to pinch their shoulders, then pull them over and bite their necks."

Jiang Ming talked to himself and suddenly realized something. He witnessed Xia Youren's performance in person, which further improved his understanding of zombies. He thanked Xia Youren for his personal demonstration.

Xia Youren was extremely slippery. When the female zombie tried to grab him, he actually did a front flip, dodged the grab, and distanced himself from her.

"Hey, you're really watching the show over there, why don't you come over and help us, the two of us will catch it and stick the talisman paper back."

Xia Youren is not a fool either, and now he finally feels afraid.

"It's okay, young man. You're full of energy and you know martial arts. Now you've finally encountered a female zombie. This is your chance to show off your skills. Put your camera down. Do you want me to take a few photos of you? I'll make you famous and put you on the headlines of newspapers. You'll become famous all over the world."

Jiang Ming found the opportunity and was determined to return the ridicule directed at him by Xia Youren. He was not a magnanimous person.

The female zombie jumped lightly and was five meters away. Jiang Ming was really shocked and quickly stopped breathing to avoid attracting zombies.

Then, he saw the female zombie chasing Xia Youren in a straight jumping manner, grabbing his shoulders and pulling him back, trying to bite his neck.

Jiang Ming once again came to a conclusion that zombies could jump very far and ordinary people could not outrun them. Even a boy like Xia Youren who had practiced martial arts since childhood could not outrun them.

Xia Youren stretched out a hand and held the female zombie's forehead to prevent it from biting him. The two of them were in a stalemate. With his free hand, he reached behind him and found a hammer, which he smashed on the side of the female zombie's head. As a result, the hammer bent directly, causing pain in his hand, and it fell off his hand and hit his foot.

At this moment, Ah Ren's face turned blue and white with pain, his expression was very ferocious, and he gritted his teeth.

"Why don't you come and help me? Do you really want me to be bitten to death by zombies?"

Xia Youren fought hard and tried his best, but he found that his strength was no match for the female zombie. He was terrified and shouted for help again.

Also, due to Xia Youren's personal experience, Jiang Ming confirmed this fact. Research has shown that the strength of adults is far inferior to that of zombies.

At this time, Jiang Ming had already found the talisman paper. After picking it up, he felt nothing. He also felt nothing when he put it on the palm with the strange eye.

This proves that this talisman is really effective against zombies.

He didn't continue reading, for fear that Xia Youren would actually get bitten, or that he would break the chemical such as the retardant next to him.

He quickly walked up to the female zombie, stretched out his hand, and stuck the talisman directly on her back. Unexpectedly, the zombie really stopped moving.

No, it should be that the zombie's movements were not very strong and it was still shaking, but its body was clearly affected by the corpse-suppressing talisman.

The talisman for suppressing corpses is also very mysterious. Once it touches the body of a zombie, it seems to stick to it.

It seems that the best place to stick the talisman to suppress corpses is on the forehead.

Jiang Ming took the opportunity to touch the zombie with his palm, but he didn't feel any stimulation to the strange eye.

Xia Youren struggled to get out from under the zombie's shaking hands, and at this moment, the talisman attached to the female zombie's back fell to the ground as the female zombie trembled.

The female zombie broke free from the suppression of the talisman and opened her mouth again, revealing her four sharp fangs. She stretched out her hands and grabbed Xia Youren's neck again, ready to bite him.

Close contact with zombies, that kind of cold and terrifying, ferocious eyes like ferocious beasts, and sharp yellow fangs are all full of deterrence and can scare ordinary people.

Of course, there is also bad breath, just like the smell of a sewer, which is really fatal.

"Jiang Ming, what are you doing? Do you want to kill me?"

Xia Youren held the zombie's head with difficulty in his hands and exclaimed.

"Idiot, the talisman fell off by itself. Looks like it needs to be stuck on the forehead."

Jiang Ming didn't give him a good look either. He picked up the talisman and came to the front. He saw Xia Youren's hand on the forehead of the female zombie.

"Move your hand away, or I can't put it on its forehead."

Jiang Ming said unhappily.

"what--"

When the female zombie saw Jiang Ming, she let out a sound like a wild beast.

Jiang Ming casually punched out, hitting the female zombie on the chest, using some Nine Yang True Qi. He immediately felt the Nine Yang True Qi entering the zombie's body. The two were like water and fire and incompatible, making a "sizzling" sound. The next moment, the female zombie flew backwards, taking Xia Youren with it, because even if it flew out, it was unwilling to let go of Xia Youren.

"Xia Youren, the female zombie likes you too much and won't let go even if she dies. Otherwise, you should give up Azhi and let the female zombie bite you. Then you will become a zombie and you can live with her as a family."

Jiang Ming also quickly followed to avoid any accidents. He stepped on the chest of the female zombie, stuck the talisman on it, and said.

"No, thank you for your kindness."

Xia Youren struggled to get up from the ground. He felt that his coat was torn. He felt a sharp pain in his shoulders, which had now begun to become numb.

"Let me remind you, it's said in the movie that if you're bitten or scratched by a zombie, you can turn into a zombie. Congratulations, you're going to turn into a zombie."

Tonight, Jiang Ming understood some of the rules of zombies through Xia Youren, who brought trouble upon himself. Of course, he still had to scare this guy, lest he look like he didn't recognize the reality, had no gratitude, and instead had a prejudice against him.

This is not right. Azhi's problem is a personal grudge.

Now Jiang Ming has saved his life, which is a life-saving grace.

"Don't worry, my father-in-law will know the treatment at a glance."

Xia Youren said it lightly, but he became tense and started checking his shoulders. He really didn't seem to want to die or turn into a zombie.

After all this trouble, more than ten minutes have passed.

It was obvious that Dr. Lin arrived quickly and understood the seriousness of the situation.

When he, Azhi, and Aqun rushed over, they saw a female zombie lying on the ground, being stepped on by Jiang Ming.

Xia Youren took off his coat, leaving his upper body naked, and was checking the wound on his shoulder.

"Master, you're here. Just now, Ah Ren insisted on tearing off the talisman paper on the female zombie's forehead and taking a photo with her. As a result, he was almost bitten by the zombie. I saved him."

When Jiang Ming saw Dr. Lin, he immediately spoke up and explained the situation clearly to prevent this evil guy Xia Youren from filing a complaint first.

"Aren, are you okay?"

Azhi looked at Xia Youren worriedly.

"I'm fine. I was just scratched by a zombie. That female zombie is as strong as an ox, and her nails are so sharp that they can pierce through clothes."

When Xia Youren saw that Azhi cared about him so much, he immediately glanced at Jiang Ming proudly and said.

He did not argue, knowing that he was in the wrong and that Jiang Ming was right.

"Brother A Ming, are you hurt?"

Ah Qun also ran over and said worriedly.

"How could anything happen to me? I'm not a fool."

Jiang Ming immediately said loudly.

"Ah Ren, didn't I tell you not to go in and wait for me to come before taking action? With your personality, how can I trust Ah Zhi to you?"

Doctor Lin was very angry. He took out the Taoist robe passed down from his ancestors from the package, put it on, and looked at Xia Youren with dissatisfaction.

"Father-in-law, I really know I was wrong this time, and I've learned my lesson."

Xia Youren was dejected and admitted his mistake very straightforwardly.

Jiang Ming shrugged. This Xia Youren was okay, just a little too arrogant. This time he had learned his lesson.

As for him, he just wanted to try and see if he could become a disciple and learn the Taoist magic.

If it really doesn't work, he can only think of other ways.

It can be seen that Dr. Lin is tough on the outside but soft on the inside, and he still cares a lot about his son-in-law.

Although he didn't admit it verbally, he had actually accepted Xia Youren in his heart. As long as he was willing to inherit his mantle, everything would be possible.

(End of this chapter)