Konoha: I, Ninja War Sakura, rely entirely on skills!

Chapter 222: Lord Tobirama, Naruto is still just a child!

Blood slowly flowed down his waist and abdomen into the water beneath his feet. Xiaonan covered his wound and struggled to prevent himself from falling.

But at this moment, anyone could see that she was just a spent force.

powerful……

too strong.

Even if I were to come before him in my true form, I wouldn't be able to gain any benefit.

Konan looked at Senju Tobirama in front of him and couldn't help but smile helplessly.

"It's like this again..."

The blue-haired woman hummed.

The last time, he was captured and it led to Yahiko's death.

I can't do anything except cry.

Now, facing the enemy, I still cannot protect my companions, even if I try my best.

Konan looked back in Deidara's direction.

With one arm broken, Deidara will take longer to use the explosive clay.

It would be difficult to escape from those four men without someone to cover for him.

Yahiko, I...

Her thoughts came to an abrupt halt at this moment, and her consciousness suddenly fell into darkness.

Xiaonan knew that she was 'dead'.

At this moment, in the Hidden Rain Village thousands of miles away, a blue-haired woman sighed softly.

……

After dealing with Konan, Tobirama Senju was about to use the Flying Thunder God Technique to catch up with Kakashi and the others, but when he inadvertently glanced, he saw the little turtle sitting in the corner pretending to be an ostrich.

This is... Three-Tailed?
Senju Tobirama walked forward and took a closer look at the Three-Tails, which was curled up in a ball and muttering "Can't see me, can't see me, can't see me".

Due to the massive loss of chakra, the three-tailed beast, which used to be as big as a hill, has now turned into a turtle the size of a basketball.

"Oh, I didn't expect there would be an unexpected gain."

Senju Tobirama smiled, then picked up his three tails and held them in his hands. Accompanied by the three tails' miserable wail that made anyone who heard it feel sad or saw it cry, Senju Tobirama disappeared on the spot.

……

When Tobirama Senju arrived at Kakashi and the other three, the battle here had already ended.

Deidara was tied up with steel wire. He looked quite miserable at the moment. Not only did he lose one arm, but his black robe with red clouds was also missing. At the same time, his whole body was charred, and it was obvious that he was severely hit by Sasuke and Kakashi's lightning bolt.

He rolled his eyes, his tongue lolled out of the big mouth on his chest, and wisps of white smoke were still coming out of his body.

However, because of the lightning escape, his wounds were also burned by the electricity, and the bleeding stopped flowing.

"Uncle Yingyan!"

Naruto saw Senju Tobirama greeting him.

"You should call me Hokage-sama or Captain."

Senju Tobirama was really speechless about the way this 'Uncle Shadow Rock' was called.

"Okay Uncle Yingyan, no problem Uncle Yingyan."

When Senju Tobirama heard this, a black line appeared on his forehead.

"It's all thanks to Naruto that we were able to catch this guy."

Might Guy was trying to smooth things over for Naruto.

"how?"

Senju Tobirama's expression changed slightly when he heard this.

"When this guy was making a clay bird fly into the sky, the crucial moment was when Naruto used his shadow clones to build a long ladder, allowing Sasuke and I to step on Naruto's shoulders and rush up together."

Kakashi looked at Senju Tobirama and chuckled as he spoke.

"Although I am reluctant to admit it, this is the fact."

Even Sasuke was speaking up for Naruto.

This guy……

Senju Tobirama glanced at Naruto, who had some dust on his shoulders, and sighed in his heart.

It seems quite reliable.

"Forget it, let's pack up and go back to Konoha."

Senju Tobirama waved to the few people.

"Eh?"

"Uncle Yingyan, what's in your hand?"

"Bastard?"

"Are you preparing to make soup?"

"If you want to make soup, you can leave it to me. I'm a great cook!"

Naruto looked at the strange 'turtle' in Tobirama Senju's hand and couldn't help but wonder.

"I'm not a cuckold!"

"I'm a turtle!"

"And I can't eat it!"

The Three-Tails, who was pretending to be dead in the hands of Senju Tobirama, immediately spoke in fear when he heard this.

Most of his chakra was forcibly extracted, and now there is only this much left. If he dies like this, it is unknown whether he can be resurrected.

the most important is!

If the cause of death was being eaten, then that would be too unfair!

It's such a disgrace to the tailed beasts!

She will definitely be laughed at for the rest of her life by the nine-tailed fox in the belly of that golden-haired boy who wants to eat her!

"He can talk!"

Naruto looked at the little turtle in Senju Tobirama's hand with surprise.

"This is the Three-Tails. Most of its chakra was drained away by the Akatsuki organization, and it became like this."

Senju Tobirama shook the Three-Tails in his hand.

"Look carefully, it's quite cute..."

Naruto came closer to the Three-Tails, looking thoughtful.

Sanwei looked at the golden-haired boy who was standing in front of him with frustration.

Scholars can be killed but not humiliated!
"Look at your balls!"

The Three-Tails flapped its four claws and tried to grab Naruto, but because its claws were too short, it couldn't scratch Naruto at all.

"Hey, he's still anxious?"

Naruto looked back at Sasuke, smiled and poked the Three-Tails' head.

However, the Three-Tail suddenly raised its head and bit Naruto's finger!

"Wow!!!"

"It hurts!!!"

Naruto's screams suddenly resounded through the sky...

……

"You guy..."

About a hundred miles away from the team led by Senju Tobirama, Scorpion of the Red Sand, who looked like a young boy, looked at the guy in front of him viciously.

His black hair was like a waterfall, his face was cold and evil, and his golden vertical pupils were like a dormant poisonous snake.

Three years have passed, and Orochimaru's appearance has not changed at all, just like before.

"Oh, can you blame me for this?"

"Who told you to push that kid at the critical moment?"

Orochimaru looked at the Scorpion in front of him with a hint of sarcasm on his face.

"Otherwise, I can rescue both of you in one fell swoop."

Hearing Orochimaru's mocking words, Scorpion of the Red Sand pursed his lips.

"If you join the battle, you may not be able to defeat that Senju Tobirama."

However, facing the words of the Red Sand Scorpion, Orochimaru waved his hand nonchalantly and said:
"It's just a deal, why should I risk my life for you?"

"And the requirement agreed upon in advance was to save people, not to kill Senju Tobirama."

"If you want to kill Tobirama Senju, this is another price."

Orochimaru's words made Scorpion's eyes narrow slightly.

What he meant by this was that he could kill the Second-generation Hokage?

"I'm leaving now. Remember to tell Payne that I'll send someone to take away my things in two days."

Orochimaru had no intention of engaging in an argument with Scorpion of the Red Sand, so he planned to turn around and leave.

However, just as he was about to disappear into the dense forest, Orochimaru suddenly turned his head and looked at Scorpion of the Red Sand, with a hint of interest in his eyes.

"I thought you, who was cruel enough to transform yourself into a puppet, were a person without any emotions or love."

"I didn't expect that even though you were so cruel to yourself, you still couldn't overcome the emotional ties that are unique to humans."

Scorpion froze slightly at Orochimaru's words. He was about to retort, but then Orochimaru disappeared.

The Scorpion of the Red Sand stood there for a long time without moving.

The brows of what should have been a puppet body were slightly frowned.

I have feelings?
ridiculous.

Although Deidara is completely different from me in terms of art, he is ultimately on the same path of art as me.

I just want to see how far his art could go if he didn't die!

"Hmph, that's inexplicable."

Looking at the direction where Orochimaru disappeared, Scorpion of the Red Sand snorted coldly and then left.

-

Konoha
After spending two and a half days returning to Konoha, Tobirama Senju immediately brought Deidara to the Hokage Building.

Although Sakura had stated in advance that no prisoners should be taken and only beheaded on the spot.

But this guy Deidara is different from other members of Akatsuki.

He was the direct disciple of the Third Tsuchikage Ōnoki. Even though this guy scratched a scar on his Iwagakure forehead protector to indicate that he was a traitor, Ōnoki still did not issue a wanted order for Deidara.

Obviously, Ōnoki still has quite deep feelings for this disciple.

If done correctly, Deidara and Ōnoki can be used to make a deal.

In Senju Tobirama's opinion, Sakura now has no lack of speed, strength, or chakra.

The only downside is that it can't fly.

If Deidara can make a deal with the Tsuchikage, he can get the Light and Heavy Rock Technique and the Heavy Rock Technique in return.

Then it would be like adding wings to a tiger for Sakura.

As for Dust Escape?

Senju Tobirama never considered it at all.

Dust Release was created by the Second Tsuchikage and is a unique bloody elimination technique in the ninja world. It is definitely the village's signature technique.

Ohnoki was so stupid that he threw out the Dust Release just for one person.

In fact, even the Heavy Rock and Light Heavy Rock Techniques were an extremely painful choice for Ohnoki to use in exchange for Deidara.

And Dust Release doesn't suit Sakura.

Although Dust Release has extremely high attack power, it has too long a lead time and is not suitable for a physical ninja like Sakura.

If Sakura learns Dust Release, it would be as ridiculous as a monster with extremely high combat power learning calculus in the classroom.

To Sakura, Dust Release is just a piece of chicken ribs, useless to eat and a pity to throw away.

In that case, it would be better to settle for the second best and choose the Light and Heavy Rock Technique which can truly make up for Sakura's last shortcoming.

Thinking of this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

He, Tobirama Senju, is really worried about his granddaughter.

Thinking of this, Senju Tobirama knocked on the door of the Hokage's office.

"Enter."

Accompanied by a familiar voice from inside, Tobirama Senju pushed the door open and walked in, and behind him, Kakashi and others also walked into the Hokage's office, holding down Deidara, who had his chakra sealed and looked dejected.

Seeing the pink-haired girl in front of him, Senju Tobirama's eyes couldn't help but twitch.

The aroma of food wafted through the air. The desk that was originally used to store documents was now filled with piles of food ingredients, and in front of a pink-haired girl was a bubbling hot pot...

"I'm working so hard outside, and you're eating Sukiyaki in a place like this?!"

Senju Tobirama spoke while suppressing the anger in his heart.

"Eh? It looks delicious!"

Naruto came closer to Sakura and looked at the pot covered with red oil, drooling a little.

"Hot pot to be exact."

Sakura corrected Senju Tobirama's mistake with a serious look on her face.

The taste of Sukiyaki is too bland, hotpot is better.

"Am I talking to you about what you are eating?!"

The veins on Senju Tobirama's forehead seemed to be bulging.

"Oh, haha, you... it's no use telling me, I'm just a shadow clone~~~"

Sakura looked at Tobirama Senju who was about to explode and couldn't help but speak awkwardly.

However, he immediately glared at Naruto who was about to pick up his chopsticks, and directly protected the large and small ingredients on the table, and spoke with a look of protecting food:
"Don't steal my things. I just came out here with great difficulty!"

As for where this hot pot came from?

This is the shadow clone using a little bit of the Hokage's privileges~~~
As a Hokage, you can't just not eat anything you want~~~
Looking at the unreliable shadow clone Sakura in front of him, Senju Tobirama tried hard to suppress the anger in his heart and said as steadily as possible:

"What about the real body?!"

"Where did you go?" "The Wet Bone Forest."

The shadow clone sold Sakura out without a care in the world.

Wet bone forest?
Hearing this unexpected place name, Senju Tobirama fell into deep thought.

He was also familiar with the Wet Bone Forest.

It was originally a gift specially chosen by his elder brother, Hashirama Senju, for Tsunade, who was just one hundred days old at the time.

Because of this matter, Hashirama Senju even fought with Slug Sage.

After all, no matter how good-tempered Slug Sage is, it is impossible for him to sign a contract with Tsunade, who is only a hundred days old.

Finally, the Slug Immortal was convinced.

He was beaten into submission.

This is one of the few pieces of negative information about Hashirama Senju.

Now, Sakura went to the Wet Bone Forest, and besides chatting with the Slug Sage, there seemed to be only one purpose that could attract her.

Immortal mode!

Do not……

Maybe it's possible to go and chat with the Slug Immortal...

Thinking of this, Senju Tobirama couldn't help but feel a toothache.

"Go, call Pink Hair back."

Senju Tobirama waved his hands helplessly.

"what?"

The shadow clone looked reluctant.

These days were the happiest days of her life.

Apart from stamping a few documents every day, the rest of the time is spent eating~~~
This Hokage's office is heaven!
She doesn't want to leave!
"Go quickly!"

Senju Tobirama glared at the shadow clone.

"Oh……"

The shadow clone pursed his lips in dissatisfaction, and finally looked at the pot that he had not finished eating with regret.

Goodbye, my tripe...

Goodbye, my duck blood...

Goodbye, my yellow throat...

Seeing the shadow clone taking a long time to unleash the technique, Senju Tobirama strode up to the shadow clone, preparing to smash her head with a blow.

Who would have thought that the shadow clone showed a look of dissatisfaction in his eyes, picked up the baby cabbage on the plate and threw it on Senju Tobirama's face, which made Senju Tobirama furious.

He was just about to beat the shadow clone to death, but just as his fist hit the shadow clone's forehead, there was a loud bang, and the shadow clone turned into a puff of white smoke and disappeared on the spot.

This caused Senju Tobirama's raised fist to freeze in mid-air. It would be inappropriate to smash it down, and it would be inappropriate to pull it back...

The Hokage's office suddenly fell into an eerie silence.

Everyone looked away, pretending not to have seen anything.

"Pfft!"

"Hahahaha!"

"Idiot, idiot!"

"I am dying of laughter, hahaha!"

Deidara didn't care about all that. If he found it funny, he would laugh out loud. If he felt sad, he would blow up the person who made him sad.

"why are you laughing!"

Senju Tobirama came in front of Deidara, his face so gloomy that water could drip out of it.

"what are you doing?"

"I thought of something happy, is that not okay?"

Deidara looked at Senju Tobirama with an unconvinced look on his face.

"If you have any idea, can you tell me about it and make me happy?"

Senju Tobirama's teeth were almost broken.

"My wife is pregnant."

???

Is your hair fully grown?

Also, where did you get a wife, kid?

"Pfft~~~"

A sound that sounded irritating to Senju Tobirama came to his ears again.

"Naruto, can you tell me what you are laughing at?"

Senju Tobirama's eyes fell on Naruto, who was trembling all over and trying not to laugh.

"No, no, no, I thought of happy things too."

Naruto ignored Kakashi's crazy look signaling him to shut up.

"What is it?"

Like a ghost from the underworld, the gloomy face of Senju Tobirama appeared in front of Naruto.

"My wife is pregnant too..."

An idea suddenly struck Naruto, and he immediately raised a finger in his mind.

Done!

Kakashi covered his face helplessly, unable to bear to watch the next scene.

boom!
A lightning-fast, accurate and ruthless blow landed on Naruto's head, causing a big bump to appear on his head in an instant!
"It hurts!!!"

"Why do you only hit me and not him?"

Naruto's screams were directed at Deidara, along with his accusations of dissatisfaction with Tobirama Senju.

"I didn't hit him because he's an outsider!"

"How dare you, one of my own people, laugh at me!"

"Not only will I beat you! I will also beat you up!"

Tobirama Senju rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward and give Naruto a hard beating.

However, Might Guy hugged Senju Tobirama and quickly pleaded for Naruto:
"Master Tobirama, Naruto is still a child!"

"Yes, Tobirama-sama, Naruto is only ten...sixteen years old?"

Kakashi also quickly stood in front of Senju Tobirama and wanted to plead for Naruto, but he began to doubt his life halfway through his words.

"Let me go!"

"I have been on the battlefield for decades and have never encountered anything like this!"

"I'm not convinced!"

Tobirama Senju tried to break free from Might Guy and spoke angrily.

"I don't accept it either~~~"

Naruto spoke weakly while hiding behind Kakashi.

"If you dare not obey, I will beat you into submission right now!"

"I'll let you know what it means to be a filial son under the stick!"

"Calm down, Tobirama-sama!"

"Calm down! Impulse is the devil!"

"Youth does not allow anger to be vented on the younger generation, Tobirama-sama!"

"Fuck your youth! My youth is long gone!"

……

For a moment, the entire Hokage office was as noisy as a vegetable market. Sasuke looked at everything in front of him with an expressionless face and hid silently in the corner.

"Eh?"

"What are you talking about?"

"It feels so lively?"

The office door was opened and a familiar pink-haired figure appeared in front of everyone, which made the atmosphere pause.

"Okay, okay, you're here just in time!"

"tell me!"

"As the Hokage, why don't you stay at your post and run around everywhere?"

Senju Tobirama wanted to tear Might Guy's arms away from his waist, but...

It can't be pulled.

"Tobirama-sama."

Might Guy showed his signature super white teeth to Tobirama Senju.

This couldn't help but make Senju Tobirama feel a little chilly.

"Let go."

The Second Hokage looked at the Konoha jonin expressionlessly.

"Oh."

As Might Guy loosened his hand, Senju Tobirama walked in front of the pink-haired girl with an expressionless face.

This made Fanmao feel a little uneasy...

The memory of the shadow clone just dissolving made Sakura's scalp tingle. She quickly jumped out of the Fairy Pond in the Wet Bone Forest, hurriedly put on her clothes, and ran back in a hurry.

Didn’t you see that her hair was still wet?
but……

Shouldn't Senju Tobirama be angry at himself?
Why does Naruto look like he's been wronged?
And what’s going on with Deidara who’s watching the fun over there?

Where did this golden retriever come from?

Is it possible...

Sakura suddenly understood something.

Although Senju Tobirama has been resurrected, there is only an older single woman in the Senju family.

Senju Tobirama felt that he had no successor, and when he saw that Deidara had such strength at the age of only nineteen, he wanted to adopt him as his adopted son.

But Naruto was indignant. They were all golden-haired, so why should he adopt Deidara as his adopted son?

Can’t you see a big golden retriever like yourself?

So Naruto argued with reason, and the old-fashioned Senju Tobirama was furious.

Even though he knew he was wrong, he refused to admit it and instead wanted to teach Naruto a lesson.

So Kakashi and Might Guy tried their best to stop them!

Of course, the above is pure nonsense.

"Yes, what's the matter?"

Sakura couldn't help but speak awkwardly as she looked at the imposing Senju Tobirama in front of her.

The Second Hokage is so powerful that even I have to retreat away from him.

Pink-haired praised in her heart.

"Tell me, why don't you just stay in the Hokage's office."

"Also, why didn't you ask why the shadow clone was eating in the office?"

Senju Tobirama looked at Sakura in front of him with an expressionless face.

This made Sakura curl her lips inwardly.

When I went to the dragon vein before, you were the one who covered for me...

Also, what’s the big deal about eating in the office?
Believe it or not, I can bring the bed here right away?

Of course, these could not be said in front of Tobirama Senju who was obviously angry.

Otherwise it would be like lighting a lantern in a pit toilet.

"Sorry, I was wrong."

"I will never dare to do it again."

Weird.

I dare you next time.

Sakura decisively bowed her head and admitted her mistake, leaving no room for Senju Tobirama to lose his temper.

Senju Tobirama looked at Sakura in front of him and couldn't help but twitch his lips.

Damn...

This pink-haired man, the fifth Hokage, has already admitted his fault. If I continue to pester him, won't it make me look petty? !
What a great move to turn retreat into advance!

hateful!

"Sakura!"

Seeing Sakura coming, Naruto came to Sakura as if he had suffered a great injustice.

"Uncle Yingyan hit me!"

good boy!
You want to sue me, right?
Senju Tobirama looked at Naruto with his eyes narrowed slightly.

If you don't commit suicide, you won't die, Naruto...

I can't save you either.

Kakashi facepalmed in despair.

How can one save someone who is madly seeking death?

"Shut up, Lord Tobirama is the Second Hokage, so whatever he does has his reasons."

"If Tobirama-sama hits you, it must be because you did something wrong, Naruto."

Pink-haired girl righteously supported the evil Thousand-Handed Old Ghost.

Naruto was dumbfounded when he saw the pink-haired girl surrendering to the enemy without any hesitation.

Then didn’t he get beaten in vain?
(End of this chapter)