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Chapter 133: Clearly Fuck Gao Xiang's Mother

Chapter 133: Clearly Fuck Gao Xiang's Mother
The messenger didn't know that Emperor Hongbao had already killed the Minister of Works on the ship. He had no idea that a seventh-rank official would dare to speak to him in such an attitude.

He has done this kind of thing more than once or twice. Some local officials wanted to give him something in order to get in touch with the bigwigs in Beijing, but now he has met such a fool who actually asked those bigwigs to "respect themselves."

Listen, everyone, listen. What kind of attitude is this? It is said that the prime minister's servant is a seventh-rank official. He is not just a servant. Although he has no official status, he is more useful than many officials when he goes out.

"Master Xia, isn't this somewhat inappropriate?"

He had a smile on his face but it was a little stiff, and Xia Lin didn't even bother to pay attention to him at the moment, as he had a lot of things to do. The emperor was gone, the advertisements were put out, and the money spent had to be earned back immediately.

Now that these idiots have come here to disgust people, Xia Lin will not give them a good face.

"Well, go back and tell those adults who want the person, and tell them that Fuliang County Magistrate Xia Lin said that you can take the person, but whoever takes it must settle it. You are a good man and you have raped a commoner. Don't blame me for complaining to the emperor. I am a nobody and it doesn't matter if I don't have any shame, but the reputation of the adults is probably more valuable than mine, right? I am barefoot and I am not afraid of those who wear shoes. You can do whatever you want. If you have the ability, you can execute me immediately."

What the officialdom fears most is this kind of coward who is not afraid of boiling water and is ruthless. Once this person has nothing to ask for, he will be extremely rigid in his actions and words.

Now that Xia Lin threw the question back, the person in charge was in a dilemma. He thought Xia Lin would agree readily, but who knew he would have such an attitude.

But if he went back like this, wouldn't he be scolded? So he simply activated his skills and quietly took a step forward: "Master Xia, you have to think clearly. If you can connect with those people, plus Master Xia's talent, your future is limitless."

"You're just trying to get involved. You're just trying to get involved." Xia Lin frowned and seemed a little impatient. "Did you not hear or understand what I said? This matter has nothing to do with me. You can handle it by yourselves. If you can't, the man will come to me to complain, so I will naturally handle it. I'm not saying that you greedy and lustful people should have the ability to be greedy and lustful. Why are you so arrogant to me? Just tell me who wanted it, and let him come to me and tell me in person."

Xia Lin's attitude was extremely arrogant. He tilted his head and looked at the lobbyist for a while, smacked his lips and asked, "What's your rank?"

"I am a person of no character, I am just someone who helps the superiors do things."

"No quality?"

Xia Linteng stood up suddenly, stretched out his hand and slammed the table heavily: "Wupin, what right do you have to stand and talk to me? Kneel down!"

The lobbyist was stunned for a moment: "Master Xia, please don't be ungrateful. You did such a shameless thing. Do you know the consequences?"

"Someone come!" Xia Lin shouted loudly, "Someone come quickly!"

After a while, four or five yamen runners rushed in. Xia Lin pointed at the man and said, "This man is speaking nonsense and committing crimes. He is using the words of an official appointed by the court to deceive people. Take him away and give him fifty lashes! We will investigate him to see what he is doing!"

The lobbyist was obviously stunned. He watched himself being dragged away. It was not until the stick landed on him that he reacted and could only cry out for mercy.

Xia Lin, who was annoyed by his noisy voice, walked out of the door and looked at the lobbyist who was beaten to the ground. "Do you want to confess or not? Who ordered you to slander the court officials? If you don't, don't blame me, the fire and water sticks under my command, for being merciless!"

Those who can be lobbyists have good brains, but good brains cannot withstand the hardness of a stick. After twenty beatings, he may even tell everyone about his wife's affair with the head of the Honglu Temple.

After receiving the confession, Xia Lin was too lazy to talk nonsense and directly submitted the petition, compiled it into a book and divided it into three copies. He asked someone to send it to Jiujiang by express horse, one for His Majesty, one for Lao Guo, and one for Gao Shilian, saying that as soon as His Majesty left, someone relied on the names of the adults on the list to defraud people in Fuliang County.

As soon as the fast horse came out, Ma Zhou stepped forward with a nervous heart and asked, "Sir, this...wouldn't it offend the Prime Minister Gao to death?"

"What do you think your majesty is raising me for?" Xia Lin said with a smile, "It's to find every possible way to oppose Gao Shilian, and to help the new emperor overthrow Gao Shilian's group in the future. The more I think about the consequences, the faster I will die. Do you know who is the most miserable person?"

"I don't know."

"The worst thing is to be the one who can't please both sides." Xia Lin leaned against the gate of the government office and watched the fast horse gallop away: "My position dictates that I must do this. Zhou."

"exist."

"If nothing unexpected happens, your transfer order will come next month. After you go to the capital, they will definitely try to win you over, but you just need to quietly submit to Cao Dahua of the Ministry of Rites."

"Why? What happened to Lord Cao?" "Because he is the tiger of the Ministry of Rites, no one can teach him how to do things." Xia Lin sighed: "He is cunning and smart, and most importantly, he is the Queen's brother. It will be safer to rely on him."

"Thank you, Lord Xia, for your kindness. Ma Zhou will never forget it."

"Don't do these imaginary things. Do you have any reliable classmates or something? Write a letter and ask him to come and take your shift. I really can't do it alone."

"Yes, I have a good friend, Cen Wenben, whose given name is Jingren. He is very talented and capable, but he has a rather eccentric personality. Although he is five or six years older than me, he is sometimes as eccentric as a child."

"Okay, it's him. Write a letter and ask him to come." Xia Lin waved his hand and said, "We can have as many people as you want in your circle. Call those who are idle at home to come here, so that we don't have to bother to drag them all over when the time comes."

Ma Zhouyi's eyes lit up when he heard this. You have to know that the imperial examination cheating case in previous years involved a wide range of people, and many of his classmates and friends were implicated for no reason. Now some of the Mengyin families are doing irrelevant things, some are just staying at home, and some are struggling to make a living by writing letters and petitions for others on the streets due to their difficult lives.

When Lord Xia called out to him, seven or eight names appeared in Ma Zhou's mind.

"My Lord, do you want both?"

"All of them." Xia Lin rolled up his sleeves and said, "I'll find a way to send you all to the center."

“Ah?” Ma Zhou was stunned: “Really?”

"You're still acting cute..." Xia Lin sneered, "Don't worry, I'll give away anybody who's as capable as you. You'll know in a few days that a cruel and bloody struggle is about to begin, and the court won't be at peace."

Ma Zhou began to write letters to his classmates and friends with a nervous but excited mood. However, before the letters were mailed, the fast horses sent by Xia Lin had already delivered Xia Lin's letter of accusation to the Donglin Temple at the foot of Mount Lu.

Of the three copies, only His Majesty opened it first. He just glanced at it and snorted coldly, threw the letter on the ground, and stepped into the gate of Donglin Temple: "Lord Gao, you can deal with it yourself."

At this moment, Gao Shilian's heart really skipped a beat, and he thought, "I have to deal with it on my own again?"

He bent down and picked up the letter. Just after glancing at it, Gao Shilian's face turned red. His breathing became rapid. He read the name on the letter over and over again four or five times. Then he pinched the letter and gritted his teeth, standing at the temple door waiting for His Majesty to come out.

"Master Gao, don't throw it away. I still have a copy." Old Guo was leaning against a tree and smiled at Gao Shilian, raising the letter in his hand. "Don't you think so? These thieves are really too bold. How can they blatantly rob women in the name of imperial officials? Oh... When His Majesty comes out later, I'm afraid it will bother Master Gao again."

Gao Shilian forced a smile and nodded to Lao Guo: "Master Guo, you are really amazing."

"It's just so-so. It's a great honor for an old man like me to be praised by you, Mr. Gao."

"Well, I see what they mean by 'a good father will have a good son'. No wonder Lord Guo has such a fond eye for Xia Lin. They are truly of the same bloodline."

"That's impossible. My brother is much more promising than me. He is a scholar and doesn't use foul language like a vulgar person like me." Old Guo was not afraid of Gao Shilian at all: "By the way, Lord Gao, how are you going to deal with this matter later? His Majesty seems a little angry. It's not a big deal for the old man to fall into the water accidentally."

Gao Shilian certainly knew what it meant to be a scholar who couldn't explain himself to a soldier. He sneered and rolled up his sleeves without saying anything. But Lao Guo was so happy at the moment. He took out the letter and read it carefully. He had to say that his godson was really disgusting. Anyone else would probably be disgusted to the point of being unable to sleep at night.

What about "There are thieves who pretend to be officials and do illegal things, please ask the Prime Minister to check"? If they really wanted to ask the Prime Minister to check, they wouldn't have given three copies to three people. This is clearly saying "Gao Shilian, I'll fuck your mother again"...

The key point is that this guy didn't say a single swear word, but Lao Guo felt that he was swearing very dirty. A seventh-rank official could make the prime minister of a country suffer to such an extent without fighting back. This kid is indeed a born bad guy.

In fact, some things can be big or small, for example, the matter of Guan Xialin asking for a few maids, it really is not a big deal, it's just a few chickens. But now, with the keywords such as good man, fraud, impersonation, and bribery added, wow... the matter has directly risen to the level of corruption in the court.

Old Guo chewed over the contents of the letter in his hand again and again, and couldn't help but sigh that the language was so exquisite that it was hard for these educated bastards to handle. No wonder the little rabbit was able to make the head of the Dali Temple vomit blood. In this ordinary letter, every word and sentence was filled with murderous intent...

(End of this chapter)

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