Eternal Night

Chapter 618 Funny Titles
Wu Pifu was very interested in this title of God's Dice.

This is a causal type of title, which can push purely probabilistic events to their limits in the direction desired by the user.

Just from the description, you can tell that the effect of this title is simply heaven-defying. Although it only has seven charges and the title will disappear after it is used up, it is still a super cheat that can achieve miraculous results in certain critical moments where the outcome is determined by probability.

This title has already been used four times, leaving only three chances to use it. Judging from the caution of Chu Yuyan, Wang Yihui, and Gao Changgong, this should also be one of their trump cards.

"...While I understand why you're being so cautious, but..."

Looking at the area at least ten kilometers away from him, and having cleared away everything around him, leaving him alone on this ten-kilometer-long empty space with metal ground, Wu Pifu couldn't help but complain, "So what's wrong with you guys?"

Wang Yihui's voice came from the video feed suspended in front of him: "Sorry, Brother Wu, this is to avoid further repercussions. Anyway, you can use God's dice now."

Wu Pifu looked at the medal with a serious expression. This was the material manifestation of the title "God's Dice". He asked with a puzzled look, "The negative effects of this title, could it be as I imagined?"

No sound came from him. Wu Pifu could only hold the medal and silently make a thought in his mind. At the same time, the voice of the main computer sounded.

"Judgment in progress... Judgment complete. The title 'God's Dice' is in use. It has been determined to improve the effect of the next title draw, with the improvement direction being... the title most beneficial to citizen Wu Pifu."

As the mainframe completed its assessment, something suddenly came whistling from the top of the sky. Wu Pifu subconsciously looked up and saw a "meteorite" about a kilometer long spinning and hurtling toward his head.

Moreover, the speed of this "meteorite" was very strange. Wu Pifu looked up the moment he sensed it. With his reaction speed, he could react to a meteorite not only at the top of the sky, but even one that was right next to him, and even catch it with his bare hands. However, this "meteorite" coming from above was very strange. When he didn't see it, the "meteorite" was indistinct and its speed was not fast. But when he looked up, the "meteorite" immediately turned into a solid object, and its speed was unbelievable. In the blink of an eye, it had already landed on his head.

"No! It really is a die!?"

Wu Pifu's voice echoed across the open space, and at the same time, the giant die, which had fallen from the sky and was a thousand meters long, slammed hard into his head.

In the distance, no one was surprised by this, nor were they worried that Wu Pifu would be killed by the die. After all, of the four people who had used this title before, only two had been killed, and the other two were only seriously injured and dying. As for Wu Pifu, the negative effects of this thing should have no effect on him… should…

"A die with a diameter of a kilometer? It seems Mr. Wu's wish isn't too outrageous." Chu Yuyan analyzed seriously.

The others nodded.

God's Dice has been used four times. The first time was when the original owner obtained it and used it for the first time. He summoned a die that was nearly fifty meters in size, and he was smashed to the ground. Fortunately, he was also a powerful superhuman, so he did not die, but became a paraplegic. Moreover, this paraplegia was a supernatural power. Even if he used high technology to completely repair himself, he would still be paraplegic. That's why he had this materialized title entity.

Afterwards, this thing passed through the hands of dozens of Night's Watch members, including some extremely powerful ones. They all recognized the value of this title, but given the tragic fate of the first user, they did not use it directly. Instead, they used various methods of hiding, resisting, and concealing it. In the next three consecutive uses, two died and one was injured. The two who died were naturally never found, while the injured one was extremely lucky and only became paralyzed. After that, the thing was acquired by the government and has been kept and sealed away ever since.

"Yeah, it's only a kilometer in diameter, which is much better than the ten-thousand-meter diameter die that appeared last time," Gao Changgong said irritably.

The previous user, for reasons unknown, actually used this title in the bustling downtown area of ​​the Land of Redemption. Then, a die with a diameter of ten thousand meters fell from the sky, not only smashing the user into a pulp but also annihilating the entire city. So afterwards, no one knew what the user wished for, but it must have been an extremely outrageous wish.

At this moment, the die had completely smashed onto Wu Pifu's head, and then the entire die began to shatter inch by inch. The kilometer-sized die crumbled into dust, revealing Wu Pifu behind it, completely unharmed.

The people in the distance all breathed a sigh of relief. Although they were certain that Wu Pifu could handle God's dice, they were still a little nervous. Only now did they finally relax completely.

Wu Pifu, bewildered, scratched his head, looking up repeatedly and muttering, "Wait, it really was a dice thrown? Who threw it? Wait, are you kidding me with this title?!"

After muttering to himself for a while, Wu Pifu gave up on finding out where the dice came from. He took several deep breaths before saying to the main computer, "Main computer, draw a title."

"Title drawing, judging... Judging complete, title 'Deception Orb (Humorous Special Edition)' has been drawn. Currently, four slots can be equipped. Would you like to replace the existing title?"

When Wu Pifu heard the words "Fraudulent Pearl (Comedy Special Edition)," his heart trembled, and several curses stuck in his throat. After a long while, he finally said in a hoarse voice, "Mastermind, determine the title."

"The Orb of Deception (Humorous Special Edition)." "You can switch your faction every thirty days (the duration of this switch is unlimited), including but not limited to crossing causal lines, fate lines, logic lines, and time-space lines to become a member of the switched faction. Upon switching factions, you will inevitably receive a mission issued to you by a key figure, leader, or supreme leader of that faction. When this mission is issued, no one in that faction will notice anything amiss. Upon completing the mission, you will inevitably receive the highest-value reward, and no one in that faction will notice anything amiss (this is a limit-breaking attribute, supremely humorous, root-level)."

"Pollution side effects: If you fail to complete this task, you will never be able to return to your own faction (this is a limit-breaking attribute, the highest level of humor, the root level)."

Wu Pifu's face was full of question marks. He carefully examined the title, looking it over and over again, and then subconsciously checked all his other titles as well. After confirming it again and again, he burst out cursing, "No way, mainframe, what the hell is wrong with you?! What the hell is this? What are you impersonating? No, really no, it's fine if you just give a rating, but what the hell is this 'Supreme Comedy Level'?!"

At this moment, the people around gathered around again. They looked at Wu Pifu's appearance and felt very strange. Chu Yuyan asked first, "Mr. Wu, did you fail? That shouldn't be the case. The God's Dice title is very powerful. There is almost no possibility of failure. At most, the user will die."

Wu Pifu covered his face and looked at everyone speechlessly.

Listen to this! What kind of human language is this?!

What does it mean that there is no possibility of failure, and at most the user dies?
You have the nerve to borrow dice? What the hell? Like a giant die falling down and killing you?
Wu Pifu didn't say much, but simply showed everyone the title he had just received.

Everyone stared at the title for a long time, and then they all fell silent.

This title is really... inexplicable. The content is bizarre enough, but the evaluation is also bizarrely exaggerated, because the words "supreme level of comedy" are unprecedented. This is an unprecedented change.

All titles have their own rank determination, and the limit-breaking attribute is basically present. Then there are the most important secondary to advanced and supreme rank determinations. If a root-level evaluation is added, then the title will definitely be a top-tier title. Even if it does not match your own extraordinary system, it can still play a huge role.

But... what the heck is "Supreme Comedy Level"?!
Everyone was deep in thought. After a moment, Wang Yihui suddenly said, "Brother Wu, this title is indeed very suitable for you right now!"

Wu Pifu said irritably, "It's not true, it's not true. No need to comfort me. I never imagined that the great emperor of Europe would ascend the throne in Rwanda..."

Everyone was puzzled, but Wang Yihui continued, "No, Brother Wu, this title might really suit you right now... You're currently in a time reversal, right?"

Wu Pifu nodded naturally, and Wang Yihui continued, "Time travel is a function of the Level 7 Shelter, but no one has ever succeeded. We don't even know how many people have tried time travel, because all those who failed have disappeared, along with all their past information. So we don't know. The only thing we know is the record left by President Chu Minghao."

Wu Pifu waved his hand and said, "I already know that, there's no need to say it again."

Chu Yuyan suddenly interjected, "Then, Mr. Wu, do you know what the so-called 'Time Wheel' is?"

Wu Pifu frowned immediately and looked at Chu Yuyan.

Chu Yuyan spread her hands and said, "We don't know either, but Chu Minghao's record of his time travel experience clearly mentions these words, and his original words are 'If there are no key items, then never perform time travel. In addition to falling into the Time-Space Island, the Wheel of Time will also descend. If that happens, then everything will be over.'"

Wu Pifu felt a chill run down his spine. Since he began time travel, he had indeed heard about this thing many times. Moreover, even the source of the siege of the Land of Redemption avoided it. He even suspected that the Eternal Mother had retreated because she was afraid of this thing called Wheel.

Wu Pifu asked doubtfully, "So this title can fight against the Time Wheel?"

Chu Yuyan and Wang Yihui nodded at the same time, and Wang Yihui went even further, saying, "There's a saying that Brother Wu must have heard... If you can't beat them, join them!"

A thought flashed through Wu Pifu's mind, and he immediately asked, "So what you mean is..."

The two nodded simultaneously again, and said at the same time, "If you encounter the Time Wheel next, then..."

"Why not switch sides and join them?"

(End of this chapter)