Eternal Night
Chapter 532 Please Teach Me Martial Arts
Chapter 532 Please Teach Me Martial Arts
Wu Pifu sat silently on the broken wall, watching the palace servants nervously serve various exquisite foods. Then, some eunuchs and stewards quickly cleaned, tidied, arranged the surrounding decorations, put up curtains, prepared screen-like coverings, placed fresh flowers, and sprayed perfume...
A wave of Victorian aristocratic scent wafted over, causing Wu Pifu to frown again.
Almost instantly, all the servants, stewards, and attendants began to tremble, their faces turning pale, wishing they could kneel down before Wu Pifu on the spot.
Just then, a clear, bell-like voice came from a distance: "I told you, stop scaring them, okay? You're always trying to frighten people. What do these servants know? You even killed the king, so be more lenient with them."
Wu Pifu didn't turn his head, but just shook his head slightly at the servants and said, "I won't kill you, hurry up and finish all this."
The servants immediately felt as if they had been granted a pardon, and they all lowered their heads and quickened their pace.
Just then, a fragrant breeze wafted from behind Wu Pifu, and at the same time, the clear, silvery voice said in surprise, "So easy to talk to? This doesn't seem like you."
Wu Pifu turned his head and looked over, and was immediately amazed, but that was all. Then he turned his head back to look at the long table.
He saw a woman in white standing to his side, about fifteen or sixteen years old. Her skin was as white as snow, and she was incredibly beautiful. Her long, black hair was tied with a gold thread, and she wore no other adornments. The white dress she wore was a long gown worn by noblewomen in this country, but on her, it looked like a fairy's robe, without any of the "aristocratic air" that disgusted Wu Pifu.
"Why did you suddenly change back into your clothes?" Wu Pifu asked without changing his expression.
Although the woman was also looking at the long table, she had been carefully observing Wu Pifu's performance. When she saw that amazed look, there was a slight smile in her eyes, and her subsequent calmness satisfied her, but she was still a little disappointed. At this moment, she played with a strand of hair with her fingers and said, "How could my disguise possibly hide from a martial arts grandmaster like you? You probably already knew I was a woman, right?"
Wu Pifu nodded in agreement.
He knew she was a woman the moment he saw the little beggar, but he didn't realize she was so beautiful; he's a bit face-blind...
By this time, the food on the long table was all ready, and several well-dressed waiters stood respectfully beside the table, each with a towel draped over their arm and a wine bottle in their hand, which, judging from its appearance, was probably an extremely valuable and top-grade vintage wine.
Wu Pifu walked towards the long table first, saying as he went, "You've been taking too long to take a bath."
The woman pursed her lips and said, "What does it matter? Isn't everything under your control? If it were any other situation, I wouldn't be taking my time to wash up in this kind of environment."
As Wu Pifu walked to the long table, the woman followed him step by step. She saw Wu Pifu pick up a wine glass from the table, and the servant next to him immediately poured him a large glass of wine. Wu Pifu drank it all in one gulp and turned to the woman to signal that it was time to eat.
Unexpectedly, the woman solemnly curtsied to Wu Pifu, her face beaming with a smile before she even spoke. Her smile seemed to illuminate the surroundings, revealing a beauty that was truly breathtaking. Her voice, clear and melodious like a silver bell, said, "This humble woman, Huang Rong, thanks you for your protection along the way, sir. Otherwise…"
"Puch!"
Wu Pifu sprayed a mouthful of wine directly onto Huang Rong's face, completely ruining the ethereal and beautiful scene. Because it happened so suddenly, Huang Rong didn't have time to dodge. She stared at Wu Pifu in astonishment, unable to understand the shock on his face.
Wu Pifu didn't even have time to apologize; instead, he immediately asked urgently, "Huang Rong? Your father is Huang Yaoshi? Huang Yaoshi, the Eastern Heretic, one of the Five Greats of the martial arts world??"
Huang Rong's face showed a slight hint of pride, but when she thought of the godlike and demonic strength of the young man in front of her, that pride turned into bitterness. She asked in confusion, "Does the master also know my father?"
Wu Pifu shook his head, his mind a complete mess. He said, "Just call me Wu Pifu, or Pifu is fine too, no need for 'sir'... Speaking of which, your beggar attire matches your age... By the way, how did you get here?"
Huang Rong also looked puzzled. She described in detail how she ran away from home, wandered around, and then went to Zhangjiakou outside the Great Wall. Just as she was about to get a steamed bun, she saw a huge comet streak across the sky. After the comet passed, she inexplicably found herself here.
Wu Pifu's mind was in complete turmoil. He tried hard to recall the contents of the book "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" that he had read, especially the information about Huang Rong. As he recalled, he asked, "Guo Jing?"
Huang Rong asked in surprise, "Who?"
Wu Pifu frowned and asked again, "Mei Chaofeng? Oh, Mei Ruohua?"
Huang Rong's expression became even stranger. She said, "A wicked disciple who was kicked out by my father?"
Wu Pifu asked several more questions, such as the Four Ghosts of the Yellow River and Yang Kang, and finally he confirmed the time point in the book from which Huang Rong came. It was around the time when she had just arrived outside the pass, before she met Guo Jing, and before she was overwhelmed by Guo Jing, this super rich second-generation.
But... a comet skimmed the ground? And then it arrived here?
"...1.5 million in piglet fees, so I was selling piglets??" Wu Pifu covered his face in anguish.
He already had a general idea of what was going on.
Before Per could send him to this world, he would need to pass through a series of passages resembling spatial turbulence. The extraordinary path that Per designed for him, combining human and immortal martial arts, required extraordinary techniques marked by internal energy. These techniques had a very high probability of appearing in this passage, and during the process, he had a very high probability of bringing them out...
Wu Pifu originally thought he had brought out some kind of martial arts manual, but who knew he would bring out a person instead!?
1.5 million points...
Wu Pifu was in a difficult position, the most difficult thing being the promise he had made to this little beggar... no, to Huang Rong.
Take her home...
This was a real problem; he genuinely didn't know how to get her home.
According to Per, the Immortal Martial Realm had long been lost, and completely lost. Countless sources had been searched but not a trace could be found. The reason Per was able to lead him through this lost world was because Per himself had fallen to the level of the Demon Realm, which was why he was able to do so.
Wu Pifu even doubted that the mainframe could not take him through to this level of lost world, so wouldn't his promise to Huang Rong to take him home be in vain?
Wu Pifu said to Huang Rong with difficulty, "This...this might not be the world you live in anymore, so..."
Huang Rong took the towel from the servant and wiped the wine off her face and body. Her beauty was already stunning, and her skin was as white as snow. With the red wine on her skin, she had a fatal allure. As she wiped herself, she said with a mixture of shame and annoyance, "So dirty... I know, this is no longer my original world. The vast world, the outer heavens? Anyway, I can't go back, right?"
Huang Rong's attitude made Wu Pifu feel even more guilty, but he was a man of action and responsibility, so he immediately said, "Don't worry, I will definitely find a way to get you home!"
Huang Rong glanced at Wu Pifu with her large, slanted eyes, then chuckled softly, "So, I came to this world because of you, didn't I? You were that meteor that swept across the earth, weren't you? You brought me to this world? Piggy, so you're the one who sells piglets?"
Wu Pifu's old face... no, now his young face, turned red, and he stammered, unable to utter a word.
Huang Rong chuckled, not pressing for more information. Instead, she picked up a fork and poked at a piece of fruit on the table. After tasting it, her face changed, and she was about to spit it out. But seeing Wu Pifu beside her, she simply chewed it slowly and swallowed it. Then she opened her mouth and exhaled twice, saying, "What is this? They actually cooked the fruit!?"
Wu Pifu thought for a moment and said, "It seems that's how it is here. Fruit has to be cooked before eating, which can be really uncomfortable for people who aren't used to it. How about you try pork chops? Fish chops, pork chops, or something else? They should be pretty good, right?"
Upon hearing this, Huang Rong tentatively picked up a small piece of meat and fish with her fork, only taking a small bite of each. She frowned and said, "This tastes so strange, and there are too many spices. The meat isn't cooked properly either... It's awful, it's all so awful!"
Wu Pifu picked up a piece of meat with a puzzled look, took a bite, and then picked up the fish fillet, foie gras, sausage... After finishing everything, Wu Pifu said doubtfully, "The taste is not bad. Although it is not exactly delicious, it is not as bad as you said."
Huang Rong sniffed, then got up and circled the long table. She finally filled a plate with only pastries, cakes, and cookies, saying discontentedly, "This is truly barbaric. The color, aroma, and taste... I bet only the aroma is acceptable, and even that's only because they used a lot of spices... Um, hey..."
“Call me Wu Pifu, Pifu, or…”
As Wu Pifu was speaking, he suddenly had a mischievous thought and said, "Call me Brother Wu, or Brother Pifu is fine too."
Upon hearing this, Huang Rong blushed slightly, lowered her head, and spat lightly, saying, "...Brother? You're several years younger than me... Ant, I'll cook you a delicious meal later, so you can truly taste what real deliciousness is."
Wu Pifu naturally responded with a chorus of "Mmm." He knew that Huang Rong was truly a skilled cook, and that her dishes were incredibly delicious. She was perhaps the most delicious cook in the entire Jin Yong world, and he was genuinely looking forward to tasting what deliciousness was all about.
However, he was extremely hungry at this point, so he started to eat and drink voraciously. He swallowed a large piece of meat the size of an adult's arm in just a few bites, and a whole roasted suckling pig was gone in no more than three or five bites. He even chewed up the bones and swallowed them all.
Watching Wu Pifu devour the food, Huang Rong sat quietly beside him, slowly savoring the pastries. Her eyes were filled with amusement as she observed his actions. Only after Wu Pifu had almost finished all the food on the table, and the servants began serving more, did Huang Rong ask, "Pifu, did you bring me here for something?"
Upon hearing this, Wu Pifu stood up solemnly, clasped his hands in a fist and said to Huang Rong, "Please teach me martial arts!"
"What!?"
Huang Rong looked completely bewildered. This was the umpteenth time she had shown this same expression since arriving in this world, despite her usual intelligence.
She discovered... Wu Pifu was truly her nemesis!
(End of this chapter)
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