Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation.

Chapter 343 What's Under a Girl's Skirt? (Subscribe!)
Who am I? Where am I? What's for dinner tonight?
It’s so dark in here!

I can't breathe!

Sir, I can't breathe...

With the slippery but powerful rune snake tail wrapped around his neck, Herbert's breathing became difficult.

In order to survive, he had to stretch out his hands and flap around to signal to Bishop Ash that he had surrendered.

Surrender, surrender meow!

After a while, Bishop Ashes finally realized that Herbert was not trying to take advantage of him but was really out of breath, so he quickly let go of the snake tail from his neck.

"what--"

After regaining air, Herbert didn't care whether his current situation would be exposed or not, and he coughed painfully: "Cough cough cough!"

He opened his eyes wide, the corners of his mouth twitched, and finally he couldn't help but rolled his eyes.

What the hell!
Do you really want to strangle me to death?
It’s true that I won’t drown underwater, but I still need to breathe. It’s not that I don’t need to breathe!
Bishop Ashes sensed Herbert's expression, and she couldn't help but snorted subconsciously.

"Humph."

Her sudden snort startled the Knight Commander, who was about to continue his report.

"...Sir? Did I do something wrong?" The Knight Commander's expression changed slightly and he observed carefully.

What happened to you today, sir?
Why are there so many special reactions?

He was a little hesitant, not knowing whether he should continue.

I don’t know if she’s not feeling well or is in a bad mood. I…how about we come back at another time?
Otherwise, just run away?

The Knight Commander wanted to run away.

This is different from the situation of Bishop Thorn, who appears to be afraid but is not actually afraid in his heart and only respects his elders on the surface.

In the Knight Commander's heart, he actually fears more than respects this awe-inspiring Bishop of Ashes.

It is no exaggeration to say that he is actually afraid of this unfathomable guardian.

Even when facing the Archbishop, the Knight Commander could understand the Saint's terrifying power.

The opponent is so powerful that he is unmatched. Even if I try my best, I can't defeat him.

When faced with this terrifying gap between heaven and earth, he was able to accept it calmly.

On the contrary, when facing the Bishop of Ashes who has always existed in the Secret Guardian House and never took any action... he would feel a deep sense of powerlessness and realize his own powerlessness and weakness.

Standing in front of her was like looking directly into a deep darkness that was too huge to see through, filled with endless and complex information.

Terrible?

Yes, it's scary.

The Knight Commander knew the reason for this feeling.

This was an old problem caused by his excessive clairvoyance, and he caught a glimpse of details that he shouldn't have seen.

The Eye of Clairvoyance is the first innate ability awakened by the Knight Commander, which can see "things" that ordinary people cannot see.

This is his unique talent that allows him to stand out from many monks.

Relying on the psychic eye, many of the enemy's hidden tricks cannot escape his sight, which can be regarded as a special attack against spiritual enemies.

At the same time, this is also a curse that accompanies him throughout his life.

The reason why he gave up the comfortable life of the nobility and resolutely became a paladin was actually because he was ostracized by his family members when he was a child because of his clairvoyance ability.

In order to "cure" his eyes, his parents spent almost all their wealth, and were eventually bewitched by the evil god's followers and wanted to sacrifice his eyes to the purposeless evil god.

Although those were things of the past, whenever he stood before Bishop Ashes again, he couldn't help but recall those painful times.

Facing the Knight Commander's "concern", Bishop Ashes came to his senses and snorted coldly:

"No, it's nothing. Don't worry about it. I just suddenly thought of something...unpleasant."

"Go on, keep talking...hiss!"

But just as she finished giving the order, before she finished her words, she suddenly lowered her head, looked at her skirt and snorted in anger and confusion.

"you!!?"

Knight Commander: ???

I?
You, are you talking to me?

What's wrong with me?
The Knight Commander, who was always mysterious and cold in front of outsiders, was now silent as a cicada, not daring to breathe.

hiss……

What did I do?

But I didn't do anything.

But if it weren’t for me, there would be no second person in this space!
Not to mention people, there are not even any undead souls.

I have psychic vision, I have checked carefully, there is no trace of another person.

No, what happened?

Please give me some advice, old man!
Please stop being a riddle teller, it's really unsettling!

At this moment, the Knight Commander was at a loss, confused, bewildered, and scared...

Especially the confusion, which even surpasses the fear.

What happened? ! ?

However, this innocent Paladin Captain might never guess the truth.

Just as he was reporting to his leader respectfully, in this serious occasion, under the leader's skirt, there was one of his subordinates hiding...well, also a subordinate that the leader specifically wanted to see.

All I can say is that the young man that the Knight Commander has high hopes for is really eager to improve!
It hasn't been long since she's become the boss's most loyal servant...

At this moment, Herbert was panting greedily in the darkness.

"Inhale—exhale!"

Because he had been holding his breath for too long, he was breathing in revenge by taking big gulps of air, letting the sweet air flow into his lungs.

"Inhale—exhale!"

Savoring the intoxicating strange aroma emanating from the rune snake's tail, he breathed in freely.

What does this smell like?
Smell it.

Mm, smells good!

Take a puff.

What does it smell like over here?
Smell it.

Mm, smells good too!
Take another breath!
"Inhale—exhale!"

Although the robe's special ability isolates the sound inside and prevents everything inside from being exposed to the outside world... Bishop Ash himself can hear it!
???

What is this guy doing in there?
Although it was clear that Herbert was breathing, his intoxicated look made it seem as if he was not just breathing, but savoring the tail of the snake...

No, you?

What are you savoring?

What the hell are you smelling!?

This unprecedented shameful experience made Bishop Ashes extremely uncomfortable. Not only his tail, but his entire body began to itch.

I couldn't help wanting to pull this guy out with his tail - but I couldn't! If I pulled Herbert out at the beginning, it would be better, and I could explain it in any way.

But it's too late now. I have done so many strange things. If I kick him out now...what will this look like in the eyes of the Knight Commander?

Would that kid think too much about what happened between him and Herbert?
He definitely will!!!
Now, not only for the sake of my own reputation, I must not expose it.

After Bishop Ashes figured out the logic behind this, he clenched his teeth until his silver teeth were almost broken.

"Herbert, you...you wait for me!"

After "breathing" to his heart's content for a while, Herbert's expression froze. He shook his head vigorously, forcibly getting rid of the abnormal state of intoxication.

"Ahem! Huh? What was I doing? I...hiss!"

Herbert came back to his senses, blinked, bit his lip, and suddenly realized that he seemed to have done something extraordinary.

"Ahem, what have I done?"

"So, does this count as achieving 'News of the Day'?"

Herbert didn't think he was obsessed with smells, but he wouldn't sniff at others like a pervert - cute little animals were not one of them.

In most cases, it is others who inhale it and say, "You smell so good!".

But since it had happened, Herbert was not so panicked.

Anyway, the outrageous thing has been done, and it’s not possible to just say “Hey, can we reconcile?” and pretend nothing happened. There’s no point in being anxious.

We have already done so much, so a little more won’t hurt.

And compared to what he had done, the secret he had just discovered was the real point.

A truly earth-shattering secret.

"Bishop Ash, she is actually also a monster girl...hiss, who the hell could have thought of this?" Herbert couldn't help but suck his teeth just thinking about this.

Of the only three cardinals in the Misty Abbey, the oldest, most mysterious and most powerful one is Bishop Ashes.

It's actually a monster! ?

Could anything be crazier than this?
The heretic monster that was hunted down by the monastery not only infiltrated the monastery, but also held a high position, with power and status second only to the archbishop.

Isn't this script a bit too crazy?

"However, given the Archbishop's power, it is impossible that he is unaware of the true situation of Bishop Ashes. Why would he condone and tolerate her existence?"

"Is there any hidden secret in this?"

Herbert frowned deeply, trying to think of the reason.

The archbishop is actually a sanctimonious hypocrite. He seems to support the monks' ideas, but secretly condones the existence of monsters - no, it seems that he has guessed this a long time ago?

Or maybe, this Misty Monastery is just a holy place of righteousness on the surface, but actually a devil's den in secret - this is a bit too far-fetched.

Or……

Suddenly, Herbert recalled the rune patterns on the snake scales, and turned his head to look at the snake's tail that was far away from him, revealing a sense of "disdain".

His gaze fell on those intricate and gorgeous colorful runes and he narrowed his eyes slightly... Could these patterns really be born naturally?
"Perhaps, she is not a real monster? But a transformed one?"

There are actually many ways for humans to transform into monsters, and it is not a rare thing.

Such as the transformation ritual of the dragon vein sorcerer, the transformation of the blood descendants by drinking the blood of vampires, the infection after being bitten by the beastman, and the transformation of the necromancer into a lich...

As long as you have a goal, there are many ways to achieve it.

Perhaps, Bishop Ash is one of them.

She used to be a human nun in the Mist Monastery, but later for some reason she was passively transformed into this kind of snake monster girl who carries secrets in herself?
Of course, this was just a guess that Herbert came up with at the moment.

As for the truth, that is another secret.

Herbert came to a possible conclusion in his mind, and felt a little relieved. He looked around, blinked, and suddenly froze.

"Ok?"

It's so... spacious here.

No, why is it so spacious?
He clearly remembered that there was only a little space under the skirt and it was difficult for him to stuff his head in.

But now, this is a place where he can stand up and have fun.

"...What's under a girl's skirt?" Herbert stood up slowly and stretched hard.

He looked at the snake's tail that was obviously avoiding him, smiled and waved at it.

"Hi hi hi hi!"

After his previous coughing did not attract any attention from the outside world, he was sure that the situation here should be isolated from the outside world, so he behaved quite relaxed.

Herbert was relieved, but Bishop Ashes could not relax.

Whizzing--

The tip of the snake's tail was raised and waving left and right like a snake's head, silently intimidating Herbert not to come closer.

Don't come over here!

Herbert felt the power of the snake's tail, and after confirming that it could break him into pieces, he silently put away his thoughts and snorted coldly.

"Humph, if you don't want to go, then don't go. Who cares?"

Then he looked up again and higher up - well, as expected, he couldn't see anything.

Oh, I wasn’t expecting it!
The highest point of the space was bounded by a corset, blocking all sights, and inside there were only him and the Rune Snake Tail.

"Well...never mind."

Herbert looked back and forth, and finally gave up the idea of ​​continuing to commit suicide. He moved to the side of the snake's tail and sat down obediently.

"I'll just take a look and won't do anything. Really, believe me." He muttered the words that sounded like a scumbag's words, and his burning eyes fell on the scales that looked like treasures.

you say……

If I could eat a bite of this thing, what abilities would I gain?

It feels like it’s been a while since I gained new monster girl abilities!

So, how can I get her to give me one?

……

After Herbert quietly thought about the "free scales" plan, Bishop Ashes finally breathed a sigh of relief.

This kid has finally calmed down.

She raised her head, nodded slightly to the Knight Commander, and hummed softly: "Well, you continue."

"..." The Knight Commander actually had a lot of questions to ask, but in the end, he decided to pretend that he saw nothing.

He cleared his throat and continued the topic that had been interrupted several times with a stern face: "Well, I'll continue."

"Mr. Watcher, you asked me to keep an eye on the movements of the Sun Church after the Scorching Sun Incident. Now there is finally news from there."

Bishop Ash nodded slightly, guessing that the Knight Commander had to come to see her to report this matter, and encouraged her, "Very good, you all worked hard."

But the Knight Commander shook his head: "No, sir, this was not discovered by us, but they took the initiative to contact us."

After talking about business, the knight finally regained his previous calmness, his expression cold and serious, frowning and saying, "It will take some time. The Church of the Sun sent a message, hoping that we can send a team to support their holy war."

"Holy war?" Hearing this dangerous term, Bishop Huijin frowned deeply and asked in a deep voice: "Which church are they fighting with?"

The Knight Commander's mouth twitched slightly, and he whispered in confusion, "The Church of the Sun has declared war on... the Church of the God of Lust."

(End of this chapter)