Diary of the Improper Monster Girl Transformation.

Chapter 18 Do you dare to eat it! ! ?

[“You don’t even dare to eat her pussy, and you still dare to say you love her!”]

"Don't worry about whether I love her or not. It has nothing to do with whether I eat this or not!"

[“If you don’t eat her, it means you don’t love her!”]

"No, are you sick?!"

At night, after a busy day, Master He secretly retreated to his private space and started to confront netizens.

Then, I was told something ridiculous like "The way to absorb magic power is to eat monster materials!"

Is this right?
After arguing with the God of Harmony, Herbert lowered his head and looked at the palm-sized colorful scale with a slightly distorted expression.

Take a look.

It changes colors under the light and has excellent luster.

smell it.

It has a rich aroma, without any fishy or salty smell that is unique to sea water.

Try licking it.

Taste: slightly sweet, no special smell.

I took a determined bite... click.

“Pfft… hehe.”

Herbert chuckled.

It turns out that people can really laugh out loud when they are speechless.

Hey!
Guess what?

Can't bite.

I can't bite it at all!
No, how can I eat this?

Snapped.

Herbert slammed the scales on the table and said in a shocking voice: "You evil spirit, are you deliberately making fun of me!?"

damn it.

I shouldn't have believed in you from the beginning!
[“I’ve never lied to you~”]

Nenasha didn't care about Herbert's anger, and judging from her tone, she even couldn't help laughing.

Oh no.

The evil god never thought about covering it up.

[“Don’t talk nonsense. I never asked you to bite me hard!”]

[“But I didn’t expect… Hahahaha! You’re such a cute guy that you would actually bite it! Hahahaha~”]

She laughed so unbridled and happily, and her charming voice like a silver bell even sounded a little lewd.

"...Tsk."

After laughing for a long time, He finally stopped laughing before Herbert turned completely red.

But he couldn't hide the smile in his voice, and chuckled: "My dear ally, don't be angry! It's just a little joke. It's a bit too much to keep frowning!"

"No, I'm wondering if I can just swallow it."

[“Ah?”] Nenasha was confused, and even a little unable to follow Herbert’s unconventional train of thought.

It's just a joke, just laugh it off.

Herbert was indeed no longer angry at this time. He focused all his attention on how to eat it.

“Everything is edible, it just depends on the cooking time and the balance of the five flavors.” - Youyang Zazu: Wine and Food

The ancients said that there is nothing in this world that is inedible, only things that taste bad and things that taste good.

Seeing Herbert lost in thought, Nenasha asked tentatively with some doubt: [“That…”]

"Let me think about how to make it. Stir-fry? Stir-fry? Deep-fry?"

[“Hello~Are you still there~”]

"Fried? Pan-fried?"

[“…I said?”]

"Simmer? Bake? Grill?"

【"ha!!!"】

A soul-shaking roar rang out in his heart, frightening Herbert so much that he almost fell off the stool.

He paused for a long time, looked up blankly, and asked in confusion: "Why are you yelling so loudly?"

【“Before you say this, do you want to recall what you were doing just now?”】“I just ignored you, is it necessary to scare me?”

Herbert replied confidently, not feeling that there was anything wrong with him.

Anyway, we are all allies cooperating on an equal footing. You can tease me, and I can ignore you.

The main point is that no one should be spoiled by anyone else.

[“Heh, Paladin.”]

"Oh, evil god."

After sneering, Herbert drew out his sword and tried to cut the scales with the blade.

Herbert's sword is no ordinary item. It was given to him by King Frost Crystal himself when he was seventeen years old. It is said that it was made by a legendary royal warrior in the past.

Although it is only of high-end grade, its hardness is not inferior to legendary weapons!
sand--

With a sharp friction sound, the two separated, leaving only a very tiny cut on the colorful scales, and a little bit of crystal-clear powder was scattered.

"..."

Herbert looked at the powder scattered on the table, and suddenly an idea flashed through his mind, so he lowered his head and moved closer.

Pursed his lips and sucked hard.

Suck--

"Too! Too! Too! Too... too choking! Cough cough! Cough cough cough!"

He didn't dare to inhale it through his nose, for fear that he would be irritated and sneeze, but he didn't expect that the powder would be inhaled directly into his throat.

As a result, the colorful powder was unexpectedly spicy, which irritated him so much that he kept coughing and felt like he was going to cough out his throat.

【“…”】

Nenasha watched quietly for a while as if she was looking at an idiot, and finally sighed helplessly: [“Ahaha, this is really…”]

To be honest, Lord Evil God feels a little regretful now.

It was still too hasty.

I shouldn't have judged so easily that this guy was qualified to be my partner.

Take a look.

Isn't this a fool?
[“Forget it. Even though the process is not quite right, it is still feasible.”]

He finally stopped sitting there and doing nothing. He took control of Herbert's left hand and ran his fingertips across the blade, leaving a wound of moderate size.

Then, he squeezed the colorful scales with his index finger, and a drop of crystal blood fell on the scratch.

"Ahem, what's going on? Blood dripping, ahem, recognizing the master? Ahem!"

No, it’s a different era now, are we still so old-fashioned and traditional?

Just as Herbert was coughing and complaining, something strange happened.

laugh--

Just like touching a hot iron, the colorful scales were instantly corroded by the blood, turning into a cloud of blood mist that rushed into his throat.

grunt.

It was like swallowing a cup of boiling water that had just been poured out of a kettle. Herbert's expression instantly twisted and a suppressed growl came out of his throat.

"Hiss—it's not hot! Ahem!"

burning.

He felt his throat burned through, and even his soul shrank in the heat.

But just when Herbert was trying to find a glass of cold water to drink to relieve the pain, the burning sensation receded like the tide.

In less than a breath, all the pain disappeared without a trace, as if everything was just an illusion.

Without giving Herbert time to think, another cool and refreshing feeling, like soaking in a hot spring, spread throughout his body.

He seemed to hear the sound of the tide.

wow-

When he opened his eyes, he found himself in a vast ocean with surging waves, rising and falling with the tide.

But Herbert surprisingly did not feel any fear.

Because he heard melodious singing coming from afar.

He should not be able to understand the ancient language, but he seemed to understand the meaning of the song.