Three Kingdoms: Madam, I am a decent person

Chapter 95 Zhao Yun: My sister is too fierce
Seeing that Zhang Sui was about to fall asleep again, Zhao Yun poked him with his elbow again.

Zhang Sui looked at Zhao Yun speechlessly and said, "Zilong, your elder brother is like a father."

"But, haven't you heard a saying?"

"Children and grandchildren will have their own blessings."

"My sister is clever and skillful, who can cheat her?"

Zhao Yun paused for a moment and said, "Master, you just thought my sister was cute and had martial arts skills, right?"

Zhang Sui hummed and said as a matter of course: "Yes, is there a problem?"

"You might be the brother, so you think she can't get married."

"I heard it from my sister."

"But that's your illusion."

“It’s hard for relatives to have that kind of appreciation from the opposite sex.”

Zhao Yun said: "I know, but do you know that my sister is very fierce?"

Zhang Sui said suspiciously: "No, I think she is very good."

"I chatted with her today and I found her to be very gentle and lovely."

Zhao Yun: "."

Facing Zhang Sui's sincere face, Zhao Yun said: "Illusion, I know my sister best."

“She’s a great actress.”

"When you first meet her, she will act cute and sweet."

"But, when she's really familiar with me, she can be very fierce."

"She once said that in the future she wanted to marry a man who was proficient in martial arts like me."

"He hates people like you who are not strong in martial arts the most."

"She also said that on her wedding night, before doing that, she would use the infertility-inducing kick."

"If that man has my martial arts skills and can hide, then she will accept him, spend the wedding night with him, and have children in the future."

"If he is not as good as me and cannot win, she will make that man have no offspring and then divorce him."

"After that, I have to help her make the decision."

"If the man refuses to divorce, break his limbs."

"When the time comes, she will find another man."

Zhang Sui: "Why do I feel that it is unlikely? How could a petite and lovely woman like my sister do such a heartless thing?"

"Also, I just heard her say today that she likes men who can read."

Zhao Yun laughed out loud.

After laughing for a while, Zhao Yun asked, "Do you think that I, your second brother, who spends every day with her, don't understand her as well as you do?"

"Believe it or not."

"I'm just reminding you because you're my friend."

"If something bad happens to you and you have no descendants, don't blame me for not warning you."

"sleep!"

"We have to travel tomorrow!"

After saying that, he also pulled up the thin quilt to cover his abdomen.

Zhang Sui looked at Zhao Yun sleeping quietly, speechless.

What does "Don't blame me for not reminding you" mean?
I don't plan to spend the wedding night with your sister!

No matter if she is pretending to be gentle and cute or it is real.

What does it have to do with me?

However, seeing that Zhao Yun had fallen asleep, Zhang Sui was too lazy to argue.

I always feel that if we continue to fight, Zhao Yun will get angry.

I can't beat him.

And asked him for help!
If I really get angry with him, then all my trip here would be in vain.

He also closed his eyes and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, when Zhang Sui woke up, Zhao Yun was gone.

There was only the sound of chopping wood coming from outside.

Zhang Sui yawned, put on his clothes and rushed out.

Then I saw Zhao Yun chopping wood in the courtyard.

Seeing Zhang Sui wake up, Zhao Yun said, "I will go with you this time, so we will have more time. I will chop more firewood, so my mother and sister won't have to worry about firewood at home."

"My sister is obviously a girl, but she practices martial arts every day, and her hands are as rough as a man's."

"If this continues, how can she get married?" Zhang Sui didn't want to talk about the issue of Zhao Yun's sister.

He felt that Zhao Yun was possessed by a demon.

He has no idea how great his sister is.

It was as if before traveling through time, Mou Dong didn’t recognize his wife’s beauty.

Zhang Sui changed the subject and asked, "Where's your son?"

Zhao Yun had said before that his son was almost as old as Zhang Sui.

Speaking of his son, Zhao Yun couldn't help but smile and said, "I sent him to my brother's house to practice martial arts."

"Mother dotes on him too much."

"If he stays at home, his mother will treat him like her own sweetheart and won't let him suffer at all."

"That child was a smart man, so he begged my mother and went to another family to practice martial arts."

"My brother is also very skilled in martial arts and swordsmanship."

"I'll introduce this brother to you if I have the chance."

"If I'm not at home, you can go to him if you need my help."

At this time, Zhao Yu came out with a wooden basin and said to Zhang Sui with a sweet smile: "Brother Bocheng, wash your face, brush your teeth, and get ready for dinner."

"You'll be on your way soon, so I'll get you some food in advance."

"I also cooked some meat for you. Take it with you on the road."

Placing the wooden basin on the stone in front of Zhang Sui, Zhao Yu handed a branch to Zhang Sui, then hummed a little tune and skipped to the kitchen.

Zhang Sui looked at the branch in his hand, then at the steaming water on the stone in front of him, and pursed his lips towards Zhao Yun and said, "Look, my sister is such a considerate woman! How could no one want her if she is so caring?"

"If you really can't get married in the future, tell me and I'll marry her."

Zhao Yun stopped chopping wood and looked at Zhang Sui with cold eyes.

In the end, he still didn't speak, and said, "If you have the guts."

Zhang Sui brushed his teeth with a twig and washed his face, then found an axe in the house and started chopping wood with Zhao Yun.

The old lady came out soon after, buttoning the left side of her coat.

Seeing Zhang Sui busy, the old lady smiled and said, "Bocheng is a talented and filial child. He is really lovable! How about you be my Yu'er's husband?"

Zhang Sui laughed twice and said, "Old Madam, if I could marry Yu'er, my ancestors would be so happy."

"But, I am not worthy of it."

"Yu'er is like a fairy who has come down to earth. She is sensible and wants to find a better family."

Zhao Yun's gaze softened when he looked at Zhang Sui.

Seeing that his mother was still going to say something, Zhao Yun said with a fake smile: "Mother, my sister will marry a man like me who is highly skilled in martial arts and who is devoted to her."

"Zhao Hao and Fang Xiang are good people, and they have a good relationship with me."

"I've been thinking about my sister for a long time, and I'm not smiling at other women."

"To be honest, I like this kind of person."

"If my sister hadn't already had someone in her heart, I would have brought them together long ago."

He looked at Zhang Sui again and said with a smile: "Master, this is fate, it's a pity. But don't worry, you are so talented, you will definitely have three wives and four concubines in the future, and you will never lack women."

The old lady sighed, "Just look at her. I won't get involved."

Two soldiers also came out and started chopping wood together.

The four of them chopped a large pile of firewood, helped put it in the kitchen, and then started to eat.

After finishing their meal, the four of them didn’t waste any time. They took the meat that Zhao Yu had already cooked and rode away on horseback.

Zhao Yuze followed on horseback for a long distance.

After walking about ten miles, Zhao Yun asked her to go back and take care of her elderly mother.

Zhao Yu then waved his hand reluctantly and said to Zhang Sui: "Well, Brother Bocheng, besides painting, what else can you do?"

Zhang Sui smiled and said, "I know a little bit about everything, but I'm not very good at it. I can also write some poems and essays."

"I can also make some weapons."

Seeing the spear in Zhao Yu's hand but no bow and arrow, Zhang Sui said, "You don't have a bow and arrow. Next time I will make you a different bow and arrow."

Zhao Yu chuckled and said, "Well, it's a deal!"

As he said this, he stretched out his hand and was about to pinky promise with Zhang Sui.

Zhao Yun quickly whipped the buttocks of Zhang Sui's horse with his whip and said, "Hurry up, hurry up!"

Zhang Sui then waved goodbye to Zhao Yu behind him and said, "Go back quickly, sister. I'll ask Zilong to bring it to you next time he comes back."

Zhao Yu smiled and said, "Okay, I'll wait! If you can't do it, I'll go ask you for it!"

(End of this chapter)