Three Kingdoms: Madam, I am a decent person

Chapter 184: Teaching Sima Yi to “learn by analogy”

Zhang Sui looked at Sima Yi suspiciously and asked, "Really?"

Sima Yi smiled and said, "Brother, I never lie."

Zhang Sui sneered secretly.

Sima Yi, if you don't lie, then there will be no one in this world who doesn't lie.

Throughout history, don't tell too many lies.

When Cao Cao first summoned you, you pretended to have hemiplegia.

He made the "Luoshui Oath" with Cao Shuang, but ended up turning around and exterminating the other party's three clans!

Even so, Zhang Sui still smiled and said, "Okay, I believe you."

Sima Yi licked his face and smiled: "Brother, can you teach me how to write one today?"

Zhang Sui rolled his eyes, pointed at the monk Sha that Sima Yi was grooming, and said with a smile: "Then think of the warhorse you are grooming as an example. Imagine that it can turn into a beautiful woman."

Sima Yi stopped the brush in his hand, looked at the warhorse in front of him suspiciously for a long time, and shook his head.

Zhang Sui saw this and organized his words: "The story is set in the second year of our Xingping. One day, you, Sima Yi, were brushing the horse's hair."

"You were unusually gentle when you brushed your warhorse."

"You just treat it as a beloved treasure."

"Take care like a woman."

"The warhorse has a spirit, but you didn't notice it."

"After brushing the warhorse, you fed it some concentrated feed and then went to sleep."

"What you don't know is that at night, when everything is quiet and everyone has gone to sleep, there are only soldiers patrolling around."

"You were sleeping soundly, too."

"The warhorse you brushed was covered in golden light at night."

"After the golden light, it turned into a naked girl."

"She followed your scent to your barracks and crawled into your bed."

Sima Yi's eyes widened.

This is something that comes easily to me!
My brother is really awesome!

The brain is too powerful.

As Zhang Sui spoke, the warhorse transformed into a woman crawled into the bed, and the two of them hugged each other. Sima Yi looked at the warhorse in front of him and actually felt that the warhorse had a bit of a woman's shyness!

Compared with his fiancée, this warhorse is more tender!
Even until Zhang Sui spoke a lot of words eloquently and his saliva dried up, Sima Yi was still a little dazed.

This feeling is inexplicably intimate, strange, and gives me an immersive feeling!

It felt as if this war horse would really turn into a beauty at night and sneak into his own military camp.

Zhang Sui saw Sima Yi standing in a daze, staring at his warhorse in a trance, and a smile appeared on his face.

Sure enough, since ancient times, men have always loved to fantasize.

Moreover, it is still related to fantasy and women.

In this regard, men have been like-minded friends for five thousand years.

Zhang Sui took the brush from Sima Yi and continued brushing the horse while saying to Sima Yi, "Go back and think carefully about what you just said."

"Why is it that I can say it as soon as I open my mouth, but you are attracted to it."

"Why can't you tell me?"

"These are just your lack of exercise."

"There are no dirty things in this matter, only dirty people."

"What you think of others is what you think of yourself."

Sima Yi came back to his senses and suddenly realized: "Brother, what you said really makes sense. I will write down what I just said and learn from you in the future."

Zhang Sui watched Sima Yi leave quickly and laughed out loud.

I was fooled!
I feel so bad!

Looking at the warhorse beside him, Zhang Sui seemed to see his wife, Cai Wenji and Hongyu.

It would be great if they changed.

Sima Yi returned to the tent.

Although he lived with Zhang Sui and others.

However, he did have a desk and bamboo slips.

These were all prepared by Yan Liang. After all, he was the second son of the Sima family. He was not really here for training in the military camp, but just to avoid disaster.

Sima Yi started writing while recalling what Zhang Sui had just said in his mind.

However, he soon became stuck.

He forgot many details that Zhang Sui had mentioned.

Zhang Chunhua was originally strolling outside.

Only after seeing him return to the tent did he follow him in.

Seeing Sima Yi holding a pen and staring blankly at the bamboo slips, Zhang Chunhua asked curiously, "Brother Zhongda, what are you writing?"

Sima Yi looked at Zhang Chunhua and said, "Just now, I acknowledged Zhang Dutong as my brother."

Zhang Chunhua's beautiful eyes sparkled slightly as she asked, "What did he say?"

Sima Yi said: "He agreed. Moreover, he told me a story about a war horse that turned into a beautiful woman and had an affair with me."

"Without a pause."

“I thought it was simple.”

"But now I realize that even if I recall, I can't do it as fluently as he did."

Zhang Chunhua squatted beside him and tilted his head and said, "He is really quite amazing. Tell me, how come he is so amazing?"

Sima Yi put down his pen, sighed and said, "I should learn more from him in the future."

Zhang Chunhua's earlobes turned red as she asked, "Brother Zhongda, can I also learn from him?"

Zhang Chunhua looked at Sima Yi cautiously.

I’m afraid he’ll think I have dirty thoughts.

What she didn't expect was that Sima Yi nodded and said, "Of course you can."

"He just said that he wrote this to exercise his brain."

“When you look at something, you can’t just see it as an object, you have to see what it is connected to.”

"Writing this thing is not obscene in itself. The reason why we think it is obscene is because we ourselves are obscene, so we regard it as ourselves."

"As long as you study it seriously and don't treat it as obscene, it won't be obscene."

Zhang Chunhua nodded quickly.

As she said that, she stood up, clapped her hands and said, "Then Brother Zhongda, you continue, I will go ask him."

Sima Yi seemed to remember something and continued to write.

After Zhang Sui finished brushing the war horses and feeding them fine feed, he saw Zhang Chunhua coming over.

Standing in front of Zhang Sui, Zhang Chunhua blushed and said, "I, I want to learn from you."

Zhang Sui looked blankly at Zhang Chunhua, the girl with her face painted dark, and asked, "What are you learning?"

Zhang Chunhua stammered for a while.

Although Brother Zhongda just said that you cannot look at things as things, if you don’t treat them as vulgar, then they will not be vulgar.

However, she still lost face a little.

Seeing that Zhang Chunhua seemed hesitant to speak, Zhang Sui did not urge her and continued to work on his task.

After a long while, just when Zhang Sui was about to finish feeding the concentrated feed, he heard Zhang Chunhua lower her head and said in a trembling voice: "Yes, I am studying what you wrote."

"Why, why can you write it so easily?"

Zhang Sui paused as he was feeding the fine feed in his hand to the warhorse and groaned.

What is Zhang Chunhua thinking?

I actually want to learn this thing!

Zhang Sui's face turned red when he thought of the time when his female classmate wrote ten articles about Liu Bei for him.

Cao.

I was so stupid at that time.

After feeding the concentrated feed, Zhang Sui left and said, "Don't even think about it. I don't teach women."

Zhang Chunhua was a little embarrassed at first.

Seeing Zhang Sui say this, he immediately became anxious and hurriedly followed suit, saying, "Why? You are teaching Brother Zhongda too! There is no distinction between the two! Or do you look down on me? Do you think I am a woman and have no ability?"

Zhang Sui waved his hand and said, "Don't say that anymore. I won't teach you."

(End of this chapter)