The revival of the Han Dynasty must start with Dong Zhuo

Chapter 6 Wang Yun Requests for an Audience
Soldiers are the most organized group in any era.

Especially the elite troops, their organization is far beyond that of ordinary people.

The Xiliang Iron Cavalry under Dong Zhuo's command is precisely the most elite army in the world today!

"Literacy?"

Dong Zhuo was a little confused.

"Your Majesty, there are no blind men in my army."

"What blind person? Illiterate people are also blind!"

Liu Xie was somewhat dissatisfied with Dong Zhuo's understanding.

"If you can't read, what's the difference between that and being blind?"

"My meaning is that from now on, the Grand Master will teach the soldiers to read in the barracks."

"It doesn't have to be many, just learn three big characters every day."

"And all it costs is a few pieces of sand and a few sticks."

"If you study three characters a day, you can learn a hundred characters in just one month."

"With time, they will naturally be able to recognize documents, understand the court documents, and govern the country according to the law!"

Liu Xie's purpose was simple.

It is to cultivate grassroots clerks.

In the current political ecology of the Han Dynasty court, Dong Zhuo occupies the absolute top of the pyramid with his military power, followed by famous scholars and Confucian scholars occupying the middle level, and the remaining aristocratic families occupying the bottom level.

It would be extremely easy for the middle-level celebrities and scholars to get rid of them.

But the lower-class families are not so easy to deal with.

The only way to completely dig out the rotten flesh of this big man is to transplant it.

Replace the grassroots clerks of the Han Dynasty with soldiers under Dong Zhuo's command.

In fact, being a grassroots clerk...is not difficult at all.

Be able to read and understand the court's laws and official documents, and then just do as they are told.

Talent?

Bullshit talent! You are a grassroots clerk, what talent do you want to display? Is that what you should do?
If you can read, understand the law, and have a slightly higher moral character, you can be a good grassroots clerk.

It just so happens that those who have come out of the big melting pot of the army, and have felt the love of comrades and the hatred for their country, have a moral standard that is really above the general passing line.

If we can train this group of people to become grassroots clerks and cut off the source of the problem, then it will truly be my great Han dynasty and I will be the master!

Dong Zhuo once again showed a look of enlightenment.

Teach soldiers to read.

Although it was unprecedented, based on Dong Zhuo's many years of experience in commanding the army, this did not seem to be a difficult task.

It’s just that in the past, everyone had a special filter for scholars and never associated them with vulgar soldiers, so no one had ever tried it.

"My lord, take the order!"

Dong Zhuo's emotions were completely aroused at this moment!

The contemporary Duke of Zhou!

This is his goal for the rest of his life!

And this goal is not groundless.

He is the emperor of today and the most noble person in the world today has expectations of him!

The most frightening thing in life is loneliness.

Dong Zhuo was once in a very lonely position at the top of his power.

But now, someone has pointed out the goal for him and is willing to accompany him to move forward.

Even though Dong Zhuo did not think he could become the Duke of Zhou of the Han Dynasty.

But Liu Xie believed him!
If Dong Zhuo doesn't try hard now, he will regret it for the rest of his life!

If there was one thing Dong Zhuo was worried about, it was his age.

However, Liu Xie cured Dong Zhuo's anxiety with just one sentence:

"Is the Grand Master older than Jiang Shang?"

Jiang Ziya was over seventy years old before he caught King Wen of Zhou. What are you afraid of now that you are over fifty years old?
"But the Grand Master is indeed a little fatter now."

After a preliminary look, Liu Xie determined that Dong Zhuo definitely weighed over 300 kilograms.

“Age is illusory, but physical pain is real.” Liu Xie did not want Dong Zhuo to die of obesity on his way to becoming “Duke of Zhou”.

"If the Grand Master could lose some weight, it would be good for his health."

And Liu Xie has another powerful weapon!
He leaned close to Dong Zhuo's ear and whispered, "It is said that after losing weight, the crotch will be looser, which can greatly increase the probability of having children!"

Dong Zhuo's eyes widened: "Your Majesty, are you serious?"

If Dong Zhuo had any regrets after becoming the Grand Tutor, it must be his son who died young.

Afterwards, although Dong Zhuo tried hard, due to limited conditions, most of his other sons died young.

In recent years, Dong Zhuo has become richer and has more and more wives and concubines, but there is no movement in his belly.

Dong Zhuo had given up hope, but Liu Xie's words just now gave him confidence again!

"really!"

Liu Xie was extremely confident!

When you gain weight, the fat between your crotch will increase, which in turn increases the temperature there.

The suitable temperature for tadpoles is obviously lower than normal body temperature. If they are too fat, they will naturally suffocate all their tadpoles.

This is science!

Dong Zhuo was delighted: "If that is true, I will definitely recover as soon as possible!"

Compared with my son, wine, delicious food, and beautiful women seem unimportant.

Moreover, Dong Zhuo was also a chivalrous man when he was young. He served as a Yulin Lang during the reign of Emperor Huan because of his bravery and once possessed an enviable strong physique.

Now that he is fat, although Dong Zhuo doesn't say it, he still feels disgusted in his heart.

"In that case, how about you move to the palace and live with me?"

As Liu Xie spoke, he patted Dong Zhuo's fat belly as a farewell.

"Moving into the palace?"

Dong Zhuo hesitated: "Isn't this a bit too much?"

"What's wrong with that?"

Liu Xie said angrily: "The Grand Master wants to be a figure like the Duke of Zhou. Even if he moves into the palace, who dares to say anything?"

"Moreover, moving into the palace can also help the Grand Tutor control government affairs and prevent scoundrels like Wang Yun from causing trouble!"

Dong Zhuo was so busy enjoying the big cake that Liu Xie had painted for him that he forgot about Wang Yun.

"Your Majesty, how should we deal with Wang Yun?"

"What do you think, Grand Master?"

"Of course, you'll be cut into pieces!"

The deeper the love, the more ruthless the hatred.

Therefore, Liu Xie had reason to believe that the "thousands of cuts" mentioned by Dong Zhuo was not just a modified term.

"Master, you can't do that."

Liu Xie was worried.

Soldiers are good in every way except that they always want to fight and kill.

"As I just said, teaching soldiers to read is a long process after all, and during this period, we must have people like Wang Yun to support them."

"At the very least, we have to think of someone who can replace Wang Yun, and then make plans."

Dong Zhuo was unhappy.

This is actually what annoys him the most.

He actually doesn’t want to understand the twists and turns of politics at all. It’s a headache!

He only knows how to distinguish who is his friend and who is his enemy.

Treat friends with good wine and delicious food.

Towards the enemy... humph, in this regard, Grand Tutor Dong has his own unique performance art!
"Your Majesty, who do you think can replace Wang Yun and continue to govern the country?"

Liu Xie smiled slightly.

As for this person, he actually has a candidate!
Just as Liu Xie was about to say the name that would make Cao Cao tremble, a eunuch hurried in from outside the palace.

"Your Majesty, Situ Wang Yun requests to see you!"

(End of this chapter)