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Chapter 75: Big Fat Falls in Love, Second Fat Goes Crazy
Chapter 75 Big Fatty Falls in Love, Second Fatty Goes Crazy
Upon hearing Yu Lan's words, Shen Baisu refused without hesitation, "I won't see you."
Without asking, Shen Baisu could guess why the other party wanted to see her. They must have learned about her saving the old man and wanted to ask her some questions.
If they met, the other party would inevitably ask a lot of questions, which would be quite troublesome, so Shen Baisu directly refused.
Yu Lan was not surprised that Shen Baisu would refuse. He simply said, "Okay, I'll tell my brother later."
Shen Baisu responded, and then asked, "Is there anything else? If not, I'll hang up."
"That's all, you... Oh, no, there's one more thing." Yu Lan suddenly raised her voice halfway through her sentence, as if afraid that Shen Baisu would hang up the phone.
After confirming that Shen Baisu hadn't hung up, Yu Lan immediately said, "Didn't my grandfather get discharged from the hospital? He'd like to invite you over for a meal to express his gratitude. When are you free?"
Shen Baisu refused outright, "No need."
Upon hearing this, Yu Lan immediately said in a flustered manner, "Don't be in such a hurry to refuse. Aren't you staying at the old house recently? It's just a few steps away. Why don't you take some time to come over for a meal?"
Shen Baisu: "As a cultivator, I have long since stopped eating grains. What's the point of eating? I won't eat."
Yu Lan: ?
No, weren't you the one who ate three big bowls of food at once when we ate together before?
"Please, Sister Su, if you don't come, my grandfather will definitely scold me again."
"Even if you don't eat, you can still come to my house."
"Well, I happen to have something to ask of you, so could you come over?"
Upon hearing Yu Lan's last words, Shen Baisu finally understood why this bastard insisted she go to the Yu family.
It's not that the old man insisted she go; it's clearly that this bastard wants something from her again.
"Tell me what it is, and I'll think about it." Shen Baisu wanted to find out the details first.
Yu Lan: "It's like this, my second aunt..."
"Bai Su! Something terrible has happened!"
Before Shen Baisu and Yu Lan could finish listening to each other, a hurried voice came from their ears.
Shen Baisu subconsciously turned her head to look and saw Han Jingxue looking anxious.
Ignoring Yu Lan, who was on the phone with her, Shen Baisu turned her attention to Han Jingxue and asked, "What's wrong?"
Han Jingxue: "It's your pig! Something's happened to your pig!"
Shen Baisu: ?
problem occurs?
Those two pigs probably gnawed on other people's things again, didn't they?
Han Jingxue: "Your fat dog was sexually assaulted by the neighbor's boar!"
Shen Baisu: ? ? ?
**
An hour later, Shen Baisu and Han Jingxue arrived at the experimental base of Yao Nong University from Yao Nong University.
Upon seeing the two, a boy turned pale and slowly walked towards them. When he was about two meters away from them, he suddenly bowed solemnly to Shen Baisu.
"I'm sorry, Shen!"
When Shen Baisu saw him apologize to her, she guessed that it was his pig that had ruined her fat pig.
Shen Baisu merely glanced at the boy with a lingering gaze, said nothing, and walked directly to the pigpen where Da Pang and Er Pang were kept.
Inside the pigpen, Big Fat and Little Fat were both lying there, their states quite different: one was lazy and content, while the other seemed utterly hopeless.
Noticing someone approaching from outside the pigpen, both Big Fatty and Second Fatty instinctively looked up. Upon seeing that it was Shen Baisu, they both stood up. Second Fatty was the first to rush to the fence, grunting incessantly at Shen Baisu.
[Little Susu, the black dog next door is a monster! It stole my wife!]
[You be the judge! I'll be the judge! Why did that little black dog next door steal my boyfriend's virginity?! His first time!]
[Let me out! I'm going to bite it to death! Bite it to death!]
Erpang grunted and kept pricking at the fence with its snout; it was clearly very angry.
Seeing that it looked like it was about to tear down the fence and go to fight the neighbor's little black dog, Shen Baisu immediately comforted it, "Erpang, calm down first, let's hear what Dapang has to say."
Shen Baisu remembered that Han Jingxue had mentioned the pig who was sexually assaulted was Da Pang, but Da Pang seemed to be in pretty good shape, while Er Pang...
However, it's understandable, since Big Fatty seems to be its mate.
Not knowing that Shen Baisu could understand the pig-like speech of Da Pang and Er Pang, Han Jingxue and the boy standing next to her were both stunned when they heard Shen Baisu's words.
Is this a conversation with a pig?
Could he have gotten so angry that he lost his mind?
This conjecture immediately changed the boy's expression. If Shen Baisu really got angry, wouldn't his little black dog be doomed?
“Shen Tong…”
"Big Fatty, you tell us."
The boy had barely uttered two words when Shen Baisu spoke up. The boy paused, then forced himself to speak again, "Shen, my little black dog..."
"Shh!" Shen Baisu interrupted the boy before he could finish speaking. She looked at him and said, "Quiet down. It's time for the victim to file a complaint."
Han Jingxue, male: ?
The victim? Are you referring to that pig?
No, does that pig even know what an appeal is? Can it even open its mouth?
Oh no, could Bai Su (Shen) have really gone mad with anger?
Unaware of the thoughts running through the boy's and Han Jingxue's minds, Shen Baisu continued to listen attentively to the fat man's humming.
[Little Susu, don't believe Big Fatty's words, I'm not his wife! I don't like him at all, I like...]
At this point, Fatty suddenly blushed, his voice softening, "[I like Little Black.]"
[Also, SuSu, please don't blame XiaoHei, I did it voluntarily!]
[I want to have piglets for Little Blackie, lots and lots of them!]
After saying that, Big Fatty suddenly started spinning around in circles, and Shen Baisu felt as if pink bubbles were surrounding it.
[Ah! Ahhh!] Erpang suddenly became frantic, frantically arching against the fence and letting out long, mournful roars.
This sound can only be heard when a pig is being slaughtered; it's what people call the scream of a pig being slaughtered. Shen Baisu heard it with her own ears today, and she really heard it.
"What, what's going on?" Han Jingxue asked in confusion upon hearing Erpang's shout.
The boy standing to the side looked nervous, afraid that Shen Baisu would blame Xiao Hei for Erpang's madness. He hurriedly explained, "Shen... Shen classmate, this pig that suddenly went crazy has nothing to do with my Xiao Hei. The pig that mates with my Xiao Hei is that other pig."
At the end, the boy pointed at the fat guy.
Shen Baisu listened to his words and said with a playful tone, "Don't you know? My two fat pigs are raised like a pair of love pigs."
Boy: "Huh?"
So, his little black pig stole the mates of other pigs?
What a tragedy! No wonder he went crazy.
Thinking about it, the boy silently looked at Erpang. By the fence, Erpang was still yelling and frantically pushing against the fence.
[Let me out! I'm going to bite it to death!]
[Little Black, I'm going to have a showdown with it!]
Seeing Erpang's crazed state, the boy felt utterly hopeless. He had a gut feeling that either he or his little black dog was doomed today, and this young lady would definitely not let them off the hook.
"Alright, quiet down. Big Fatty hasn't said anything, what are you doing running around like this?" Fearing that Second Fatty might actually damage the fence, Shen Baisu threatened, "If you really break this fence, believe me, I'll roast you tomorrow."
Upon hearing this, both the boy and Han Jingxue looked at Shen Baisu with unusually complicated expressions.
So you're just going to talk to a pig like this?
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