Chapter 1: Failed Tribulation, Became a Simp

"Shen Baisu, what do you take me for?"

"Do you think you can insult me ​​by giving me a few stinking coins?"

"Take your dirty money and get out of here."

When Shen Baisu regained control of her body, three sentences suddenly popped into her mind.

Shen Baisu couldn't quite remember what the person who said those three sentences looked like. She only remembered that the other person's expression when looking at her was always filled with disgust and disdain. Oh, it should be said that it was the way the other person looked at Shen Qi.

The soul that occupied her body for three years was named Shen Qi. She was a transmigrator whose mission was to seduce various handsome men.

Wan Jun was one of her targets.

Yes, just one of them.

Because besides Wan Jun, Shen Qi has four other targets to pursue.

Shen Qi's strategy was simple: flattery, flattery without any limits.

So, starting three years ago, Shen Qi began her journey of being a simp.

After three years of relentless effort, she successfully reduced the affection levels of five men she was trying to win over to... a negative number.

Now that she's back, all the negative feelings towards her have turned into positive feelings.

Thinking of this, Shen Baisu felt a slight headache. She silently raised her hand to her forehead and sighed deeply.

Sigh... I'm so upset.

She was already upset enough because she failed to transcend her tribulation in another world, but now that she knows her current situation, she is even more upset.

After a hundred years of cultivating immortality, she was about to ascend to immortality when, during her tribulation, she was struck back by a bolt of lightning.

A century of cultivation has vanished.

I wonder if cultivation is even possible in this world?

Thinking of this, Shen Baisu disregarded her current location and began to sense the spiritual energy around her.

It has a magical quality!
It's just... too little.

With such meager spiritual energy, how many years and months would it take to cultivate before one could ascend again?
Luckily, she has resources in her spatial storage. With those resources, she should be able to… um? Wait a minute!
What about resources?
With such a large space of resources, how come there's only one mountain left?
And... why does this mountain look so familiar?

Isn't this her sect, the Boundless Sect?!

"Wait, how did it get into my space?"

At this moment, the sect was completely empty, not a single person was there. Of course, that wasn't the point. The point was...

She brought her sect into this world through her spatial storage, so wouldn't her senior brothers and sisters be left homeless?

"Shen Baisu, are you inside?"

Shen Baisu was worried about her fellow disciples who might have been displaced when a male voice suddenly came from outside the door. Hearing her own name, Shen Baisu snapped back to reality.

Then, she looked at herself in the mirror.

Right now, she is standing in the bathroom, in front of the sink, and above the sink is a large mirror. In the mirror, she sees her current clothes and appearance.

She wore light makeup, straight hair, a green headband, and a white jacquard fitted dress. Her eyes were a little red and swollen from crying, making her look like a pitiful little white flower.

This is one of Shen Qi's favorite outfits.

Wan Jun is a celebrity. In a public interview, he once said that he likes girls with straight, flowing hair, wearing green headbands and white dresses.

From then on, this became the favorite outfit of Wan Jun's female fans. As Wan Jun's devoted admirer, Shen Qi dressed like this most of the time whenever she appeared in front of Wan Jun.

"Shen Baisu, come out. I know you're inside."

The sounds outside started again. Shen Baisu raised her hand, took off the green thing on her head, and casually threw it into the trash can next to her before slowly walking out of the bathroom.

In the corridor outside the restroom, a boy stood against the wall. He was tall and slender, wearing a baseball cap. He lowered his eyes slightly, letting the brim of the cap cover his eyes, while the lower half of his face was covered by a mask.

He leaned against the corridor, hands in his pockets, exuding a hint of impatience.

Sensing someone approaching, the boy instinctively turned his head. Seeing it was Shen Baisu, he straightened up and reached out his hand directly to her. "Give me the card." Shen Baisu: ?

What card?

Seeing that Shen Baisu didn't move, Wan Jun frowned and said impatiently, "Didn't you say you were going to give me the card? Stop dawdling and give it to me."

Shen Baisu: "...?"

Yes, Shen Qi was indeed going to give Wan Jun a card just now.

Wan Jun wanted to terminate his contract with the company, but the penalty for breach of contract was very high. Wan Jun had the money, but he didn't want to pay it, so he said some suggestive things to Shen Qi on WeChat.

But didn't he just firmly refuse?

Oh, I remember now. Although Wan Jun dislikes Shen Qi and often speaks ill of her in public, he secretly treats Shen Qi, his sycophant, like an ATM.

Since Wan Jun already needs her, how far away is the day when Wan Jun's favorability towards her will be positive? This is Shen Qi's thought.

So tonight, Shen Qi came, and she came with money.

They came with her money!
Wan Jun told Shen Qi to get out in front of everyone in the private room, and then Shen Qi left the room crying.

Wan Jun likes to act one way in public and another way in private. And look, that bastard is chasing after him.

Thinking about all the money Shen Qi had spent on Wan Jun in the past two years, Shen Baisu's heart ached.

All the money Shen Qi spent was hers!
"Shen Baisu! What are you dawdling about?"

"I'm warning you, don't get any unrealistic ideas. I have absolutely no interest in you, I just want the card."

Asking her for money, and yet daring to use such a condescending tone, as if taking her money was the greatest favor bestowed upon her.

Even Shen Baisu, who had seen countless awful people, couldn't help but sigh, "What a hypocritical bastard."

With so much money, if she were to hire male models, wouldn't they all treat her like royalty?

Having grown accustomed to Shen Baisu's sycophantic remarks, the man was stunned when Shen Baisu suddenly cursed at him. He stared at Shen Baisu in astonishment, "You, what did you say?"

He wanted to hear it again, and Shen Baisu naturally granted his request. "I said, you dog of a man, you're hypocritical. You act like a male prostitute, but you still want to erect a monument to your chastity."

"With your attitude, you still want my money?"

"Kneel down and kowtow to me three times, and I'll still have to consider whether or not to give it to you."

Wan Jun was utterly shocked. "You, you actually dare to make me kowtow? Shen Baisu, are you insane?!"

Shen Baisu gave a sarcastic smile, "You're ordering me to give you money right off the bat? Who's crazy, you or I?"

As she spoke, Shen Baisu's smile faded. "It's just that the conditions don't allow it; otherwise, I would have struck you dead with a bolt of lightning right now."

Wan Jun: "...!"

He felt like he was about to have a heart attack from anger. In his rage, Wan Jun no longer cared about Shen Baisu's self-reference; he was so angry he was practically fuming.

"Fine, fine, very fine. Do you think I care about your few stinking coins?"

Upon hearing this, Shen Baisu's eyes lit up instantly. "Really?"

"Then you'd better give me back all the money I gave you before, or you're a dog!"

Wan Jun: "..."

"You...you're just angry and throwing a tantrum because I yelled at you in the private room earlier, aren't you?"

Will Wan Jun repay the money? Definitely not.

① A group transmigration story, no main couple, but there is a secondary couple.
② Modern non-traditional cultivation novels

③This is a fictional story; everything in the book is fictional.

④ Do not imitate the plot of the book.

⑤ This is a mindless, lighthearted story; please reserve your brain for it.

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(End of this chapter)

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