Wasteland Farming, Manual for Raising Human Cubs

Chapter 163: Being Disliked by Monkey
"Have you asked for leave?" Yang Mei asked.

Zhao Gang put away the satellite phone and nodded expressionlessly.

"I'm sorry to trouble you." Yang Mei said politely.

Zhao Gang: “It’s indeed troublesome.”

".Haha." Yang Mei could only smile awkwardly, and the atmosphere gradually froze.

But fortunately, she was not a person who was afraid of embarrassment. Since Zhao Gang didn't speak, she didn't say anything either. She focused on the green wall in front of her and observed it carefully.

"Sister Monkey, come here!" Zhao Xiaoxiu's voice came from the pond.

An evolved macaque with brown and yellow hair and nearly the height of an adult immediately jumped down from the second-floor balcony, stood steadily on the green wall, jumped again, landed on all fours, and quickly ran to the edge of the pond.

Yang Mei's breathing tightened and she subconsciously took a few steps forward nervously. Only when she saw that the Monkey Sister Zhao Xiaoxiu mentioned had no intention of hurting her son did she slowly exhale.

She knew that most evolved animals had no intention of attacking humans, but this macaque was a large animal after all. Even if it had no intention of attacking, in the monkey world, it had the habit of treating weak human babies or small animals as toys.

However, the evolved macaque in Zhao Gang's home seems to have higher intelligence than ordinary evolved animals.

The most important thing is that the macaques should not dare to act rashly in front of Him.

The facts seemed to be similar to what Yang Mei had guessed. Not only was Sister Monkey good at taking care of children, she was also very docile. She didn't always obey Zhao Xiaoxiu's words, but she would do whatever she was told.

This was the first time Youyou saw the monkey sister mentioned by Zhao Xiaoxiu. The little boy stood upright in front of it and felt like he was facing a bear, with a strong sense of oppression.

He leaned close to Zhao Xiaoxiu with a bit of fear, and whispered in her ear: "It's really Monkey Sister, not Monkey Brother? It looks so fierce, and its teeth are so sharp."

Zhao Xiaoxiu smiled and looked at her friend, explaining, "Monkey Sister can be fierce, and her teeth can be sharp. She's very powerful, and can slap a White Walker's head with one slap."

Youyou was a little surprised, and couldn't help but look at the evolved macaque in front of him with curiosity. His eyes fell on its thick and long limbs and tail, and then he looked down at his own and Zhao Xiaoxiu's thin arms and legs, and said weakly: "Zhao Xiaoxiu, I'm still a little scared."

"Don't be afraid!" Zhao Xiaoxiu pulled him out from behind her and walked towards Sister Monkey: "Don't worry, I will protect you."

"Then you must protect me." Youyou said worriedly.

Zhao Xiaoxiu raised her eyebrows and signaled him not to worry.

When Sister Monkey saw the cub bringing another strange cub over, she circled around the two of them curiously. Seeing that the new cub was trembling and not as brave as Liu Miaomiao, she opened its mouth with her hands and gave it a mocking expression.

Youyou's hair stood on end, and he grabbed Zhao Xiaoxiu even tighter, asking worriedly, "Does it want to eat me?"

Sister Monkey immediately made a few "Pu Pu Pu" sounds to express her disgust for him.

Is it that the tomato is not tasty or that the food cooked by the cub's father is not tasty? How desperate must it be to eat this little thing?

"Xiaoxiu, does it, does it dislike me?" Youyou asked in disbelief.

Zhao Xiaoxiu laughed and nodded heavily: "I told you that Sister Monkey doesn't eat children. You can rest assured now, right?"

Thinking that he was actually disliked by a monkey, Youyou didn't know what expression to use for a moment and could only smile awkwardly.

"Come on." Zhao Xiaoxiu patted the hoverboard, motioning Youyou to get on it with her, and then handed the leash to Sister Monkey, asking it to take her and her friends to the poplar forest. The child was carefree, and once the hoverboard started moving, Youyou only cared about the fun and the fun, and no longer thought about how scary Sister Monkey was.

The territory is spacious, enough for the monkey and two kids to have fun. Sister Monkey is also a playful monkey. When Zhao Xiaoxiu said she wanted to go to the poplar forest, Sister Monkey insisted on taking the two kids for a walk in the back mountain first.

Sister Monkey dug many holes in the mountain. Some of the holes were left by mutated animals in the past and were enlarged by Sister Monkey.

Some of the holes were dug by Sister Monkey herself. There is no meaning to them, but she just thought it was fun and got addicted to digging holes.

She didn't have time to show off before, but this time the chance came. Monkey Sister took Zhao Xiaoxiu and Youyou to show all the holes she had dug. Unexpectedly, she got an unexpected gain and caught a nest of mutant weasels that regarded the holes as their home.

The mutation level was C. When Sister Monkey saw it, she slapped two of them to death. There was still a baby mouse the size of a hamster left. She excitedly threw it onto the hoverboard and let Zhao Xiaoxiu play with it.

The little weasel was covered with light gray hair and its tail was fluffy like a flower. It ran away in panic between Zhao Xiaoxiu and Youyou, scaring Youyou so much that he screamed.

"Forget it, let it go." Zhao Xiaoxiu quickly grabbed the flying little weasel and released it.

It's so small that the meat is not enough to fill the gaps between your teeth.

Youyou, who had no idea of ​​his friend's inner thoughts, looked at Zhao Xiaoxiu gratefully, and then looked at the back of the fleeing weasel with some reluctance, "Actually, it looks very cute."

"Being cute can't be eaten." Zhao Xiaoxiu shrugged regretfully. If the boy was fatter, she would definitely not be willing to let him go.

The two little guys were talking at cross purposes, which made Sister Monkey laugh. After showing off her masterpiece, she finally decided to take the two little ones to the poplar forest.

Zhao Xiaoxiu sometimes suspected that Youyou was a dog that was released from a closed cage. He would bark at everything he saw outside.

In order to pass through the suspended bridge, he insisted on getting down and walking on it himself and almost fell into the river. Fortunately, Sister Monkey reacted quickly, stretched out her long arms, grabbed him by the collar and threw him onto the suspended board, warning him with a fierce bared tooth.

"Hehe~" Youyou smiled at it in a guilt-ridden way.

As the weather warms up, many mutant birds fly into the forest.

They build nests and reproduce in poplar forests, and then they are discovered by humans, and the entire nest is taken away and made into delicious tomato and bird egg soup.

Thinking of this delicacy, Zhao Xiaoxiu couldn't help but lick the corner of her mouth with the tip of her tongue, and her saliva was about to flow down due to greed.

Youyou can’t climb trees, so he can only stand on the hoverboard and look up, waiting for Zhao Xiaoxiu to climb up the tree to get the bird eggs for him.

Meng Er had already spotted these dens, and Zhao Xiaoxiu and Sister Hou were able to find them all.

Sister Monkey was responsible for driving away those mutated birds, and Zhao Xiaoxiu took the opportunity to reach out her evil hands into the nest and grab the bird eggs.

For the sake of sustainable development, they won’t catch them all at once. Zhao Xiaoxiu will catch as many as he can with one hand, and once he succeeds, he will immediately get down to the ground, grabbing the hoverboard and running away.

The monkey sister was not interested in fighting, and after threatening with death, she quickly caught up with the cub.

The whole process was thrilling and exciting. Youyou was afraid but couldn't help being excited. When they reached the safe area on the other side of the river, he immediately leaned over to Zhao Xiaoxiu's ear and said:
"Next time I'll secretly bring out my mom's laser gun to protect you from getting more bird eggs."

The corner of Zhao Xiaoxiu's mouth twitched, and he thought to himself, you kid wants to eat Director Yang's fried pork with bamboo shoots.