Douluo: My clone simulates the star god
Chapter 53: Shit Visitor
Chapter 53: Shit Visitor
"Ah!"
"Since when did those scoundrels who dare not even show their faces dare to come to our Shrek Academy to cause trouble? Is it because we are usually too friendly?"
Facing the guy in front of him who called himself "Master Hanabi", Long Yeyue was not polite at all and did not give the other party any chance to speak.
"A little thief like you can only fool those guys in the Federation. Do you want us at Shrek Academy to play some boring tricks with you? Dream on!"
Long Yeyue just cursed and was about to crush the doll in her hand. However, the next words from the doll made her stop and even made all the elders present angry.
"If you destroy this doll, Hanabi-sama will have no choice but to detonate the bomb, right?"
"What did you say?"
As soon as these words came out, a red light flashed in Long Yeyue's eyes. Shrek was her home, and now someone was rushing to her home to plant a bomb?
"Eh? Don't you understand? Then Hanabi-sama, repeat again, it's a bomb!"
"And it's not just an ordinary bomb. It's a level 10 fixed-type soul-guided cannonball that Master Hua Huo has spent a lot of effort to make! If it were to explode inside Shrek Academy, it would definitely be a grand fireworks display!"
"How is it? Are you surprised? Are you surprised?"
Hearing these words, all the elders in the Poseidon Pavilion looked extremely solemn. They couldn't be unaware of the power of a tenth-level fixed-type soul guide shell. If such a thing really exploded, it would definitely cause unimaginable casualties!
"You dare!" Long Yeyue's eyes widened, "If you really let me go, I will tear you into pieces!"
However, the only response to Long Yeyue was the ridicule coming from the doll.
"Hahaha! You still want to attack Hanabi-sama? Of course you can!"
"But do you know Hanabi-sama's true identity? It's okay if you don't know, because Hanabi-sama will tell you!"
Everyone at the scene was silent. After all, this was a major event concerning Shrek, and they did not dare to act rashly. If the tenth-level fixed-type soul guide shell really exploded, Shrek would definitely suffer an unimaginable blow.
"In fact, Master Hua Huo's true identity is the Sea God Tang San! As long as you are willing to revive my lover, I can immediately descend to help Shrek overcome the difficulties!"
"..."
“You don’t believe it, right? Then I have another version… Lord Hua Huo is actually the God of Emotions Huo Yuhao. As long as you are willing to help me find the lost Dong’er, you can gain the power of emotions and use the supreme skills of Hao Dong San Jue!”
You're lying again!
However, Hua Huo's words also made some people's eyes flicker. God of Emotions? There is no such record in history. How did she know?
Although he had many thoughts in his mind, it was obviously not the right time to ask such questions. Instead, he had to find a way to solve the problem of the attack on Shrek Academy.
"Hey! Master Hanabi has already said so much, why don't you believe it? There is nothing I can do, Master Hanabi can only tell the truth..."
"Actually, I'm here for revenge, Long Yeyue!"
revenge?
As soon as these words were spoken, all the elders looked at Long Yeyue. This old man had not appeared on the mainland for nearly several decades or even hundreds of years. If he was her enemy, his identity should be confirmed quickly, right?
"You got pregnant with my child and married the Lord of the Sea God Pavilion. You are so shameless! Even the innocent child died young!"
"Now I, Chen Xinjie, am here to avenge my child!"
"You bastard!" As soon as Chen Xinjie's name came out, Long Yeyue became furious. The soul power in his hand became stronger and stronger, and he was about to destroy the doll in his hand.
"Sister Yue, don't do that!" Yun Ming took action at this moment, and quickly reached out and grabbed the doll, "We are not sure if there is a bomb in Shrek Academy, we can't act rashly!"
"Are we just going to let this little bastard manipulate us at will?" Long Yeyue was obviously also angry, but at this time, the voice sounded again.
"Hahaha! Seeing you so angry, Hanabi-sama is just so happy!"
"By the way, the bomb is actually a lie. Lady Hanabi came here purely to give you a great gift. After all, the elders of the Sea God Pavilion are all top-notch masters. Although Lady Hanabi is the most beautiful girl in the universe, she still has to work hard and strive to catch up with her!"
"That's right, work hard!"
"Ms. Hanabi's purpose is very simple. He just wants Shrek to become a real shit visitor."
"Now that the gifts have been delivered, Hanabi-sama will take his leave! Enjoy yourselves!"
The moment the words fell, the doll between Yun Ming and Long Yeyue immediately burst into white light and was about to explode.
"Oh no, everyone, hurry up and defend..."
Seeing this change, Yun Ming immediately reminded the elders around him to take defensive measures. He also mobilized his soul power to block it. However, the bomb exploded faster than he had imagined, without even a slight fluctuation, and completely avoided his perception!
boom--!
In the blink of an eye, with the doll as the center, a strong impact swept through everyone in the Sea God Pavilion, not only directly dissolving their defensive soul power and making it difficult for them to move, but also emitting a pungent smell that made people feel nauseous.
Soon, the special objects contained in the dolls filled the Poseidon Pavilion, but the elders would not sit still and wait for death, and rushed out of the Poseidon Pavilion directly. But even so, they still could not avoid the worst outcome.
Among them, Yun Ming and Long Yeyue, who were closest to the doll, were the most seriously ill, with the infection almost all over their faces. The rest of the elders were in similar condition, with extremely ugly expressions on their faces, and some even vomited.
If it were Lao Ba, he would definitely happily prepare for dinner, but it was different for the elders in Poseidon Pavilion.
“Ahhhhhh——! You little bastard! I won’t let you go!!!”
Long Yeyue howled to the sky, her anger was beyond words. When had she ever been treated like this? If she didn't take revenge, could she still be considered the world-famous Light and Dark Douluo?
"Yun Ming! Go tell the Federation that we, Shrek, helped with this matter!"
"We must catch this little beast and tear her into pieces!"
"I know... Ugh!" Yun Ming's face looked extremely ugly, but he couldn't help but vomited in the end.
This attack was the same as the previous ones, with almost no casualties, but in terms of insult, it was definitely the most insulting!
It’s literally the full version!
At the same time, in a room in the inner courtyard.
"Waiting..."
Heita, who had originally closed her eyes to rest, suddenly opened her eyes, but the next second she laughed, with a hint of gloating on her face.
"As expected of Hanabi-sama... or should I say, haha? You can even do such a thing? This is really a shitty visitor."
"But you dare to catch my attention? You better taste the pain first!"
(End of this chapter)
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