After the perfect opening, I joined the chat group

Chapter 326, Section 335: Xu Que, the Strongest System for Showing Off and Slapping Faces

Xu Que was dumbfounded when he saw a bunch of cultivation techniques in the chat group.

Li Qiye was also dumbfounded when he saw Di Ba.

[Li Qiye: "I roughly understand what you're saying, but this—why is the content of Emperor's Domination incomplete, only including the part I experienced? I still don't know if I've found myself..."]
[Shi Jian: "Ahem, although this 'Emperor's Domination' is famous, it's too long. Li Changshou and I only read the beginning...we don't know what happens next..."]
[Shi Jian: "To be honest, when I transmigrated, this book wasn't even finished yet!"]
[Li Qiye: "I see. I thought I would know where my sheep are..."]
[Li Changshou: "You've been searching for a sheep for tens of millions of years, aren't you being a little too persistent...?"]
[Li Qiye: "That sheep carries my karma. I entered the Immortal Demon Cave because that sheep was lost... You could say that it was because of that sheep that I embarked on this path. In the darkness, I seem to be able to sense that that sheep is very important to me!"]
[Li Changshou: "I see..."]
Shi Jian suddenly understood after seeing Li Qiye's answer.

original.

Is this the truth behind Li Qiye's search for the sheep?
Does that sheep have its own karma?

So it turns out it wasn't because they were bored.

cough cough.

In fact, he was quite curious.

Did Li Qiye find his sheep?
After all, this is one of the unsolved mysteries of the online literature world.

This book was being written when Li Changshou transmigrated.

When Shi Jian traveled through time, this book was still being written.

I wonder if it's finished yet?
I wonder if Li Qiye has found his sheep yet?
While the others were chatting, Xu Que remained silent, focusing solely on downloading the cultivation techniques from the chat group.

Execution by burning?

Buddha's Wrathful Lotus?
Skillful.

He has learned both of these skills.

He also purchased different types of fire within the system.

Let me see what the differences are between the system version and the real version.

Xu Que downloaded the cultivation technique and then carefully studied it.

He couldn't help but curse out loud again.

"Damn system, this technique of yours is a complete rip-off! The power is so much weaker... Give me my money back!"

"Give me my money back right now!"

"Even if I, Xu Que, were to jump off this cliff, I would never buy anything from your system shop again!"

Xu Que never expected this.

The system's cultivation techniques are, to hell, pirated.

It is more powerful than the original.

It's much worse.

Even the most powerful bragging and face-slapping system got angry after hearing what he said:

"Then let me ask you, the original version was powered by battle qi, while yours is powered by spiritual qi. Isn't there any loss in the process?"

"Then let me ask you, what more do you want with a few hundred points of bragging rights?"

"Then let me ask you, didn't I also give you a hidden reward, a black robe just like Xiao Yan's? Weren't you quite happy about that back then?"

Xu Que's breath caught in his throat upon hearing this, but he then became even more self-righteous:

"So what? Those few hundred points for showing off are my hard-earned money. I earned it through my own abilities. Why are you selling me counterfeit goods?"

The ultimate system for showing off and slapping faces knows its host's shamelessness perfectly well, so it chooses to repay him in kind:
"So what? I sold counterfeit goods honestly, why should I refund your money?"

"Fine, fine, fine!" Xu Que was furious upon hearing this: "Since you're being unreasonable, then don't blame me for being ruthless. Anyway, I already have my little sweetheart, the chat group, so you're no longer an option... I, Xu Que, would rather jump off this cliff than buy anything from you again..."

The ultimate bragging and face-slapping system glanced at the chat group in Xu Que's mind, which was much larger than his own, and its tone softened slightly:

"Oh, host, it's no big deal. It's just compensation. We've been through thick and thin together all these years. Do you think I'd care about something as small as this?"

"Ding! A compensation gift pack has been sent to the host!"

Xu Que looked at the discount card that had appeared in his backpack and a smile appeared on his lips: "I knew you were the best, system. This chat group is just a bunch of weird and wicked things. I was just playing around with it. You are my true love. What I said just now was just in anger!"

"I said those things because I love you so much..."

The Ultimate System for Showing Off and Slapping Faces: ...

Can you change your face without picking at pimples?
[Xu Que uploaded the Burning Technique: Three Thousand Thunderbolts, Nine Transformations of the Dragon, Flame Dividing the Wave-Devouring Ruler, and the Buddha's Wrath Lotus!]

[Xiao Yan: "???"]
[Xu Que uploaded the Great Wilderness Imprisoning Heaven Finger and the Azure Heaven Dragon Transformation Technique...]
[Lin Dong: "???"]
[Xu Que uploaded the Underworld King's Prison Suppression Technique]
[Yang Qi: "???"]
[Xu Que uploaded the Great Five Elements Technique]

[Fang Han: "???"]
[Shih Kien: "When we put a question mark in our eyes, it's best if it's not because we have a problem..."]
[Li Changshou: "Good heavens, all bootleg clothes, huh?"]
[Xu Que: "I'm new here and don't know any better. I hope you seniors will take good care of me in the future..."]
[Xu Que: "A small gift, nothing more..."]
[Xu Que sent a group red envelope]
……

Shi Jian stared at the cigarette in front of him, lost in thought.

He took a deep breath through his cigarette.

Uh-huh.

Ninety-nine percent.

Rare item.

He felt refreshed and clear-headed in an instant.

He snapped his fingers slightly.

A strange flame ignited in his hand, eventually setting the smoke ablaze.

Smoke made from the Enlightenment Tree.

can only say.

As expected of a protagonist in a system-based story.

They can get you anything.

Xu Que is a good man.

of course.

Don't be fooled by his appearance.

……

Other people in the group also received gifts from Xu Que.

At least a few of them had been to Earth.

I'm quite familiar with this thing.

I got the hang of it very quickly.

Li Qiye stared blankly at the cigarette that had appeared in his hand.

It seems to be something made from some kind of treasure that can increase comprehension?
But the design looks a bit strange?

Eat it directly?

Or should we just smell it?
Li Qiye was about to put it to his lips and take a bite.

Suddenly, I saw someone post a video in the chat group.

Xiao Yan took a deep breath, then twitched.

"99.9% perfect, a rare find, really cool... I received the gift, the new member put a lot of thought into it!"

Li Qiye, who was halfway through taking a bite, awkwardly stopped.

A tiny flame appeared and ignited the half that wasn't in my mouth.

He took a deep breath.

Top-tier lung capacity.

"So that's how it's used..."

[Li Qiye uploaded the Nine Yang Locking Heaven Technique, Kunpeng Six Transformations, Daytime Heavenly Immortal Secret, Heavenly Fate Crystal, Thousand Hands Reversing the Nine Realms, Myriad Paths Fist, Dragon Dismantling Hand...]
After some conversation...

The group quickly became acquainted.

Xu Que goes without saying.

He's just an Earthling, and he has a very eccentric personality.

They quickly and completely embraced the chat group.

And he started figuring out how to use chat groups to show off...

He is excited.

There are chat groups, and there are countless worlds.

Wouldn't that generate a constant stream of "coolness points"?

Furthermore, you can occasionally use the chat group to manipulate and show off your skills.

Don't be too cool.

……

Li Qiye has lived for tens of millions of years.

She's an old baby.

Well-informed and experienced.

He quickly and completely accepted the existence of the chat group.

Moreover, he gets along quite well with the people in the group.

Although he was invincible for a very long time.

but.

Immortality brought him endless loneliness.

The carp he raised transformed into a golden dragon.

The planted bamboo became a deity.

Throughout the endless years.

He met many different kinds of people.

But we've also experienced countless separations.

He knows many people.

None of them were qualified to walk with him forever. But...

This chat group is different now.

Li Qiye had a premonition.

them……

Perhaps we'll spend some time together.

It was a very long time.

……

After seeing that the two had initially integrated into the chat group, Shi Jian spoke again in the group:

[Shi Jian: "We've started a war between the Nine Heavens and Ten Earths and the alien realm. It's going to be pretty turbulent for a while now, with fights every day... Are you interested in coming and playing for a few days?"]
Shi Jian thought to himself that no matter what, the Imperial Pass was a huge dungeon.

No matter what, you should let the people in the group know before going into a dungeon.

[Li Changshou: "You've already cleared the Imperial Pass instance so quickly? Doesn't that mean An Lan will be making her appearance soon? That'll be a memorable scene! Yu Tuo, save me... An Lan, call me when you knock on the gate, I want to go join the fun..."]
rare.

The first to respond was surprisingly Li Changshou.

Looking at this message from him.

Shi Jian even began to suspect that he had been possessed.

Just to watch the excitement.

How dare they confront the Celestial King directly?
Oh shit.

Anlan still has the prestige.

They actually managed to lure Li Changshou out?
[Xu Que: "Perfect World? Imperial Pass? I have to come here... Good brother, open a portal for me!"]
Xu Que had just joined the group.

But he's very outgoing and friendly.

Upon hearing about something so exciting, I immediately wanted to participate.

What he loves most is—stirring up trouble.

Wherever there's excitement, that's where you'll go.

[Xiao Yan: "Sigh, I'll wait a couple of days... I'm going to break through to Dou Di in two days... After I ascend, I'll come and stay in your world for a while!"]
[Lin Dong: "Me too, I'm about to break through to the Ancestral Realm... I'll go after I break through..."]
[Xiao Yan: "When are you going to break through and ascend? Then we can go together..."]
[Lin Dong: "Let's set a time within a month to break through and ascend together, then we can meet up!"]
[Shi Jian: "Two emperors ascending to the throne simultaneously, is that right?"]
[Luo Feng: "I'm not going (crying face). I'm too weak right now, I wouldn't be of any help even if I went!"]
Luo Feng appeared genuinely helpless when he spoke.

He's been at the bottom of the chat group for ages.

Before new members were added to the chat group.

He is the weakest.

A new member has been added to the chat group.

He is still the weakest.

There's still a significant skill gap between him and the other group members.

The moment Xu Que and Li Qiye joined the group, Luo Feng secretly checked their statues in the borrowed space.

Statues of the two.

They're all bigger than his.

He's harder than him.

This shows that both of them are stronger than him.

Ok.

He now has two more "accounts"...

The others also expressed interest in visiting the Imperial Pass.

However, if they come to Imperial Pass.

That will be a protracted war that takes a long time.

and so.

Everyone else planned to finish what they were doing first.

Then come back.

Only Xu Que.

They immediately opened a teleportation array and prepared to come over.

……

"Deploy the explosives, leaving not a blade of grass standing!"

Xu Que struck a very cool pose and then walked out of the portal.

Regarding his attitude.

Shi Jian was not surprised.

Never miss an opportunity to show off... that's the way to show off.

This is the real Xu Que.

Shi Hao, standing to the side, looked at Xu Que with a somewhat bewildered expression.

What an awesome guy.

This was the first time Shi Hao had met him.

"Shi Hao, Shi Jian?"

After posing, Xu Que crossed his arms and extended his hands toward the two of them.

"No wonder he's a member of the same chat group as me, so handsome and dashing..."

Shi Jian: ...

Shi Hao: ...

Although Xu Que's style was a bit flamboyant, he was too cool, and the three of them became familiar with each other in no time.

Soon, the three of them appeared on the city wall of the original imperial city, eating spicy snacks while looking into the distance.

"These Imperial Pass and the Primitive Imperial City are huge... There must be countless people in these two cities... and each one is incredibly powerful. Just imagine how much they must have to show off!"

"When will this alien invasion happen? I, Xu Que, am a kind-hearted person and can't stand people who disrupt world peace..."

"I must severely punish them and then safeguard world peace!"

Xu Que addressed the two of them.

This guy saw such a big scene.

They couldn't wait to show off.

Shi Hao's lips twitched after hearing his words.

Although he had only known Xu Que for a short time, he knew that Xu Que was the kind of person who thrived on chaos.

Is this what you call world peace?
With you in the world.

Can there be peace?

"It'll be soon... Last time, a million-strong alien army invaded our borders, but I drove them back. They've been launching small-scale attacks recently, so they must be planning something big... If you really can't wait any longer, you can go directly to the alien realm and infiltrate deep behind enemy lines!"

Shi Jian thought for a moment before speaking.

Xu Que actually came to help.

But he was placed in the original imperial city.

Shi Jian was a little worried.

This guy is perfect for infiltrating behind enemy lines and causing sabotage.

"The foreign lands are vast, and their population is probably thousands or even tens of thousands of times greater than those in your regions, and each one of them is incredibly powerful!"

"This is the perfect opportunity for you to shine..."

As Shi Jian spoke, he took out a willow leaf.

"There is a power of a Celestial King here. If you are exposed and encounter danger, this power of a Celestial King can also protect you... Just take advantage of the gap in protection and run back to your world!"

Upon hearing this, Xu Que immediately took the willow leaf, rubbing his hands together and looking eager to try it out.

He came into Shi Jian's world.

It's all for showing off.

He agreed with Shi Jian's suggestion.

Having made up his mind to cause trouble, Xu Que made contact with a small-scale invading force from another region outside the Imperial Pass the very next day.

Then, using the ultimate face-slapping system, I simulated the atmosphere of another world.

With the help of the system.

They successfully infiltrated the foreign land.

He transformed himself, changing his clothes and equipment.

"From another land, Ye Liangchen from the fucking Explosive Gang has arrived..."

……

Shi Jian's expression turned somewhat strange when he saw Xu Que's message in the chat group saying that he had arrived in another realm.

He glanced at Xu Que, who had penetrated deep into enemy territory.

He then glanced at Shi Hao beside him.

Became thoughtful.

If he remembered correctly.

The original story involves infiltrating deep behind enemy lines.

Is it Shi Hao?

(End of this chapter)