Rebirth: At the beginning, the cool school beauty was caught stealing in the supermarket

Chapter 767 Wipe it yourself below

Lu Yuanqiu followed her gaze.

Bai Qingxia took the urinal and handed it to Lu Yuanqiu with both hands: "Use this. With all these instruments connected to your body, how are you going to get out of bed?"

"It's okay, this hospital is making a fuss. Let's just remove it first. It's not like we don't know where to put the patch. You can put it back on for me after I go to the toilet."

Lu Yuanqiu was very reluctant to urinate in bed.

Bai Qingxia: "Why are you making such a fuss? Your wound is so deep, there's a risk of infection, and you're still in the observation period."

"Please, Xiaxia, I've been holding it in all day, it'll be over soon." Lu Yuanqiu clasped his hands together.

"no!"

Lu Yuanqiu frowned, his eyes filled with surprise, and Bai Qingxia also frowned, glaring at him.

Since studying medicine, Lu Yuanqiu has silently vowed in his heart that he would never get a serious illness or be hospitalized, because there is one thing he strongly resists: having a catheter inserted.

Inserting such a thick rubber tube into that tiny opening, and I heard that it was all done by nurses... In this scene, the pain was actually secondary.

Another thing is that if he can't get out of bed, he has to poop and pee in bed, and when he peees, he has to have someone help him hold Xiaozhui down. He would rather die than do that.

Of course, there's no need for help right now; Lu Yuanqiu simply doesn't like urinating in bed.

"It's not that I don't want to... the urinal opening is too small," Lu Yuanqiu said, shrugging half-jokingly.

Bai Qingxia paused, looked down at the white urinal in her hand, and asked somewhat uncertainly, "Shouldn't it be... to put urine in it?"

"What I mean is, it just won't fit. Do I have to spell it out like that?" Lu Yuanqiu said expressionlessly.

"..."

"..."

The person in bed and the person beside the bed stared at each other, the silence between them deafening.

"Pfft!" It was interrupted by the laughter of a young man in his thirties lying next door.

Bai Qingxia, her face flushed, pulled the curtain next door shut a little closer, shoved the urinal into Lu Yuanqiu's hand, and threatened, "If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call Auntie and have her come over. Tell her this reason and see if she believes it."

My mom definitely won't believe me, and she'll probably slap me across the face... Lu Yuanqiu's lips twitched.

"Pfft, hahaha—" The person in the next bed laughed even louder.

Lu Yuanqiu turned his head impatiently: "Dude, one or two laughs is enough, it's not over yet."

"Sorry, sorry, please continue." A sound of someone turning over in bed came from the side.

Lu Yuanqiu looked at Bai Qingxia and compromised, "Okay."

He obediently lay down and, holding the urinal, pretended to take off his pants.

Bai Qingxia then pulled up the other curtain with a resentful look in her eyes. The two curtains surrounded Lu Yuanqiu's bed, and she pinched the gaps at the joints with her hands, like a dutiful toilet attendant.

The young man in the next bed turned around and looked at the scene. He first glanced at Bai Qingxia, who was angry, and then smiled at Lu Yuanqiu in the curtain and said, "Handsome, hospitals have to count the urine output of inpatients every day. Even if you go to the toilet, you have to pee in the urinal. Look how angry you have made your girlfriend. If my wife were this beautiful, I would do anything for her."

"..." Bai Qingxia turned her head to the other side speechlessly.

"Done yet?"

"Alright," Lu Yuanqiu replied dryly.

The curtain was loosened, and Bai Qingxia discovered that Lu Yuanqiu had placed the urinal on the floor beside the bed.

She didn't look, but pulled the curtain to the side, giving Lu Yuanqiu a sidelong glance in the process.

He smelled terrible, but in this situation he obviously couldn't take a shower. Lu Yuanqiu sighed and lay down on his back.

"Why are you sighing?" Bai Qingxia sat back down on the stool next to her, propping her elbows on the edge of the bed.

Lu Yuanqiu turned his head: "What are you going to do tonight?"

Bai Qingxia tilted her head and rested it on her arm, replying without hesitation, "I'll stay by your side."

"Tsk." The young man next door was openly eating candy.

Lu Yuanqiu ignored the guy next to him and continued to say to Bai Qingxia, "You can go back tonight and come back tomorrow morning."

Bai Qingxia shook her head: "No." Lu Yuanqiu: "There's nowhere to sleep here, and this isn't a private room, there's hardly any space at all."

The young man next to him said, "Dude, you've even stayed in a private hospital room before?"

"Ah," Lu Yuanqiu replied casually.

Bai Qingxia: "Can I squeeze in with you?"

In the past, Lu Yuanqiu would have been genuinely happy to hear such a response, but now… he gave a wry smile: “Can’t you smell me?”

"So what?" Bai Qingxia asked matter-of-factly. "I think we can remove those things from you tomorrow, and I'll wipe them off for you then."

Upon hearing this, Lu Yuanqiu tentatively asked in a low voice, "You're not feeling guilty, are you...?"

Bai Qingxia didn't respond. After a moment, she lowered her eyes and spoke while fiddling with her fingers by the bedside: "Whether you were injured because of me or not, as long as you are injured and hospitalized, I will definitely take care of you without leaving your side. Isn't that what I should do?"

Lu Yuanqiu was touched, but he still felt sorry for her. After all, people came and went at the hospital, but Bai Qingxia had stayed by his side the whole time.

"Will you help me wipe my lower body?"

He suddenly asked a question that ruined the atmosphere.

Bai Qingxia: "..."

Seeing her blank expression, Lu Yuanqiu explained, "I'm asking seriously. To be honest, I want to take a full shower. I feel so uncomfortable."

"Wipe it yourself." Bai Qingxia, standing by the bed, lowered her eyebrows and responded decisively.

Lu Yuanqiu nodded: "Okay, either way is fine."

"Anything is fine? What they mean is you have to wipe it yourself." The young man next door complained.

Lu Yuanqiu turned around again: "Brother, where's your own wife?"

The young man chuckled, "I'm so bored at work. Let's chat for a bit. I'm a little curious about your identities. Even celebrities come to visit..."

"Shoot-"

Lu Yuanqiu raised his hand and pulled the curtain closed.

This is why he didn't want to share a hospital room with other patients.

That evening, Bai Qingxia was no joke. After finishing her last IV drip, she took off her shoes, got into bed, and squeezed into bed with Lu Yuanqiu. When Lu Yuanqiu tried to get away from her, she reached out and hugged him instead.

"It's alright, I'll have my third sister bring me a change of clothes tomorrow. There's a shower in this toilet, I've seen it," Bai Qingxia reassured him.

"You really don't think I smell bad?"

"do not think so."

"Then give me a kiss."

"Boom."

"...Uh, there's still a little bit of a stench. Did you drink dirty water?" Bai Qingxia responded softly, then suddenly added, "Did you not brush your teeth?"

"I didn't use it last night, how am I supposed to use it now?"

"Actually, I didn't use it last night either... so my third sister is bringing a lot of stuff tomorrow."

"You didn't brush it? I can't tell. Let me try again."

"Ugh... I'm not kissing anymore, it stinks."

"You just said you didn't mind me! Now your lie has been exposed!"

"whee."

"Still giggling?!"

"Can you stop chatting when you're going to sleep?" A soft voice suddenly came from behind the curtain.

Lu Yuanqiu and Bai Qingxia kept quiet in the darkness.

(End of this chapter)