The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.
Chapter 412 I'm not calm and collected, I'm truly out of ideas.
Chapter 412 I'm not calm and collected, I'm truly out of ideas.
[During the competition, gain the approval of at least 20 disciples and servants of the sect (21/20)]
Task 3 is complete.
[You have received the following rewards: Physical Improvement: Martial Arts Talent increased by 100%; Random Magic Item; System Currency *100]
Lin Li was stunned for a moment as he watched the system suddenly jump its progress and complete the task in the blink of an eye.
what?
They were all in despair, feeling that the mission was impossible to complete, but then Cao Cao appeared!
System, I just mentally said it wasn't finished, and you popped up a completion notification? Are you kidding me?!
Well done!
Tongbao, Tongbao, did your hand hurt from hitting me?
If you hit someone hard, they'll feel sorry for you.
After mentally expressing his concern and comfort to the system, Lin Li couldn't help but rub his temples and burst out laughing.
Because Lin Li figured out how to complete this task.
—I'm someone who needs to be supervised by the homeroom teacher alone. Doesn't that deserve their respect and recognition? Do they even deserve this kind of treatment?
LeBron James, you'll be guarding Lin Li next season.
James: Me? Really?
"What are you laughing at? You're not allowed to laugh during the exam. Focus on the exam, I'm watching you."
Hearing Lin Li's laughter, Xue Jian felt uneasy, but remained expressionless as he touched Lin Li's school uniform jacket with his finger and said coldly.
He will not give Lin Li any more chances.
Generally speaking, for regular school exams of the scale of monthly exams, one invigilator per exam room is sufficient, and there is no need to waste teacher resources.
But as everyone knows, this class is now Class 20, which is 20 "Class One" classes.
Therefore, Xue Jian felt that having only two teachers proctoring the exam was still too few. If it weren't for the disgrace of literature, Xue Jian would have needed to bring at least eighteen more to surround Lin Li before he would feel it would be appropriate.
Faced with a dense forest, Xue Jian felt that being cautious was always the right thing to do.
Although Lin Li doesn't make mistakes on major issues of right and wrong, the problem is that Lin Li is not a person at all on minor issues of right and wrong.
Even though Lin Li's drawer was empty and contained no contraband, Xue Jian still couldn't be completely at ease—after all, Lin Li himself was the biggest contraband.
Based on Xue Jian's understanding of Lin Li, he did not believe that a mere public reprimand could deter him.
Feeling the sharp, sword-like gaze from his left rear, Lin Li, who had been called out, immediately stopped smiling and put on a sullen face.
That's going too far. Are we not even allowed to laugh during the exam?
And I was just giving a wry smile.
As a math teacher, hasn't Lao Jiantou ever experienced calculating outrageous answers during exams and then giving a wry smile?
For example, the classroom area is calculated to be 120 million square kilometers, the airplane's flight speed is -900 kilometers per hour, 8g of coarse salt yields 10g of refined salt, and the impurity content is -25%...
What kind of person can see themselves come up with such an answer and not laugh?
No one should deprive test takers of their right to laugh during exams!
Old Jiantou, you've overstepped your bounds!
Lin Li was very angry, and the consequences should have been severe.
However, considering that Xue Jian was a key contributor to completing his mission three, he decided to forgive him this time.
Suppressing these thoughts, Lin Li began writing the exam paper while simultaneously glancing at the magical artifact reward for this mission.
You have obtained the "Two Elements Dust Barrier".
【Two Elements Dust Barrier: After refining, it can unfold a maze-like area when used. The user's figure and aura are greatly weakened and concealed within it, and it can disrupt the enemy's divine sense detection and attack lock-on. The user is not affected in any way.
The types, areas, and maintenance costs of the illusion will increase, expand, or decrease as the level of refinement deepens.
Lin Li raised an eyebrow. Judging from the description, this "Two Elements Dust Barrier" seemed to be a concealment-type magic weapon.
However, since it's exam time and Xue Jian is watching closely, I can only consider the specific research when I get home tonight.
The exam was completed in just over half an hour.
The feeling of being pricked on the back was still strong, so Lin Li dared not turn around and could only look ahead.
In fact, quite a few people in the classroom would occasionally glance over here, admiring the touching scene of Xue Jian and Lin Li's filial piety towards their teacher.
Du Hansi was also looking at Lin Li at this moment, but he wasn't doing it to make fun of him; his face was full of anxiety.
To onlookers, the scene looked exactly like Du Hansi and Lin Li had agreed to cheat, but because Xue Jian was keeping an eye on Lin Li, Du Hansi became anxious because he couldn't get the answer.
But Lin Li knew very well why Du Hans had become King Gigi.
"What should we do?" Du Hansi mouthed the question when he saw Lin Li finally looking over.
"I don't know." Lin Li shook his head and mouthed the response.
He wasn't in a hurry at all, since the mission was already complete, and whether he ate or not was irrelevant.
It's a pity for his gang members.
Lin Li's gaze immediately fell on Fang Tianyou—all the strategic materials were with him.
Fang Tianyou was also scratching his head in anxiety, his left hand tapping the table with his fingers, making a soft sound.
Lin Li's pupils suddenly contracted. Wait, could this be... Morse code!
At that moment, Lin Li got goosebumps. Was he actually sending him a message in this way? Hajiyu!!
I will not let you down. [Ear Divine Power], activate!
Come on, let's start translating—
"shw suitable xh I jk loose oq blitz Poland sheb..."
Ok.
Lin Li felt that launching a surprise attack on Poland just because they didn't get to eat liangpi (cold skin noodles) was a bit too hasty.
Even art students wouldn't dare to be so reckless.
Okay, Fang Tianyou knows a bit of Morse code, he's just randomly typing.
Fang Tianyou seemed to sense the gaze and turned to look at Lin Li. Their eyes met, and he immediately conveyed his message through body language—"What's going on?"
Lin Li: "He's probably only targeting me. You guys can try some."
Fang Tianyou: "His position is that of an empress dowager, but—"
Fang Tianyou's message abruptly ended there. He, who had been mouthing the message, suddenly changed his expression, turned around abruptly, and pretended to start writing the exam paper.
They were all students who had gone to school, so they could immediately understand what this meant.
First, calming his facial expression, Lin Li turned his head as if nothing had happened.
Your mother.
She almost had sex with Xue Jian.
Lin Li, who had almost lost her virginity on a starless night, subtly moved her chair away, creating some distance, and said in a low voice, "Teacher, please have some self-respect."
We're both married men, there's no possibility between us, so stop trying to seduce me.
Xue Jian: "..."
Xue Jian took a deep breath, trying to lower his blood pressure. He hadn't expected that even though he was sitting next to Lin Li, Lin Li was still exchanging glances with the other people in the exam room, seemingly plotting something.
So Xue Jian, who was originally sitting to the left and behind Lin Li, picked up the chair again, carefully moved it to the side and behind Lin Yifeng.
Then, he slightly turned the chair so that it faced Lin Li directly.
After doing all this, he sat down calmly, his eyes sharp and fixed on his target.
Now, Lin Li only needs to look up to meet Xue Jian's eyes.
Lin Li: "..."
No, it's 666, so many that it's not even salty anymore.
If I had been sitting on the left rear, it could be somewhat explained as sitting in the last row of the classroom, which would have made it easier for me to work with Guo Zhun on the podium to monitor the entire room.
But Xue Jian's current position and orientation leave no room for explanation; it's purely to keep an eye on him.
There's a saying that goes something like, "If you meet someone who only has eyes for you, marry them." Has the person who said that ever considered the current situation?
Huh?! Answer me!
Lin Li shook his head, picked up his pen again, and began to look at the exam paper.
Of course, this wasn't because Lin Li was calm and composed in the face of trouble; it was because Lin Li was truly at his wit's end.
Every move they make is seen so clearly, they're even afraid their farts will be analyzed and their components will be detected.
Teammates, participate by clicking the green lucky bag in the upper right corner.
……
"There is still half an hour left before the exam ends."
As if hearing celestial music, his ears were instantly cleared, and Lin Li jumped up and rushed to the podium to hand in his paper.
Being number one in the grade means being number one in the grade; one should always strive to be the best.
I didn't take the exam paper or stationery; I rushed straight out of the exam room, since I had another exam coming up.
"I'm so stupid——"
When Du Hansi also handed in his paper, the two looked at each other and said in unison, "Only I wrote this."
"Lin Li, is that your homeroom teacher? How long will he be proctoring your exam?" Du Hansi asked impatiently.
"Until the monthly exam is over," Lin Li calmly announced this despairing fact.
"Isn't that the end of it? Is this 'afternoon tea' completely ruined?"
The last exam room maintained the fine tradition of everyone handing in their papers early. At this moment, Fang Tianyou also came out with his full backpack.
Lin Li and Du Hansi's conversation paused for a moment. Once everyone had arrived, they tacitly headed to the corner of the stairs to discuss matters.
"How about this, my homeroom teacher is now sitting facing me with her back to you, and Guo Zhun is still looking at her phone the whole time. So, during the next exam, I'll help you distract my teacher, and you can eat and drink as you please."
Lin Li himself didn't care anymore, but because he didn't want to spoil Du Hansi and the others' fun, he still tried to offer a solution.
If they accept, Lin Li is willing to sacrifice himself for the benefit of everyone.
Success doesn't have to be mine; tears well up in my eyes.
“It’s difficult,” Du Hansi said, unsure why Lin Li’s gaze had suddenly become unfocused, as if he were lost in some fantasy. But that wasn’t important now. After considering Lin Li’s plan for a moment, he shook his head.
"Let's not even talk about whether he will sit like that again. Even if he does, that spot is so easy to see with just a turn of the head. If we're going to share, it's impossible to do it without making a sound."
Lin Li knew that this was not very feasible, so he nodded in agreement and looked at everyone with hopeful eyes.
When three people are together, there must be one who has the most ideas.
But perhaps because there weren't enough humans among the many beings present, everyone just looked at each other, at a loss. "Plans can't keep up with changes, we have to accept our fate."
"Now everyone take some, and then do with it as you see fit. You can eat it during breaks or after the exam," Lin Li concluded.
"It can only be this way."
With their morale completely shattered, the group opened their lunchboxes, distributed disposable bowls and chopsticks, and began preparing their own cold noodles or cakes.
There are naturally too many people here to divide it all up, so—
"Take a look! Cold noodles, cold rice noodles, and cakes are all free to eat. No need to follow a public account or download any software. It's truly free."
—Lin Li led everyone back to the entrance of Class 20 and gave them away for free.
"Would you like one, student? Help yourself to the amount and mix the ingredients. The bowl and chopsticks are here."
Perhaps because the self-heating hot pot they had eaten that morning had raised their standards, the students in Class 20 were simply curious, not shocked, and even eagerly went up to ask for some.
—Except for Xue Jian.
"Hans, cut the cake and let it rise a bit, I'll make the cold noodles."
"it is good."
"Everyone line up, one by one."
The group suddenly broke apart.
At that moment, Xue Jian slowly walked to Lin Li's side, who was doing charity work, and bent over slightly, staring straight at Lin Li.
"Teacher, would you like one? If so, you can cut in line." Lin Li wasn't flustered at all; he simply responded with a bright smile and asked.
Xue Jian didn't answer, but stared at the cold noodles and cake on the podium...
Xue Jian: "(へ╬)!!"
Grass.
Just know.
Although I don't know where he hid it, he definitely brought it!
But Xue Jian also felt a strange sense of relief afterward.
Because all my caution is meaningful. If I hadn't supervised this afternoon, I'm afraid I would have seen Lin Li's name in the work group again soon.
He did indeed stop Lin Li.
If it was during break time, Xue Jian wouldn't bother with it. He just shook his head and said, "Sooner or later the school will ban day students from bringing food into the school. I'll be back for the next session, so don't try anything funny."
After saying that, he turned around and went back to his office to rest.
I need to come back and sit for an hour later; I still need to rest.
Lin Li smiled contemptuously as he watched Xue Jian leave.
Lin Li is not afraid that the school will add a new rule prohibiting day students from bringing food into the campus because of him.
because,
This rule is already in the student handbook.
It's just that nobody really cares about this.
The security guards only make 3500 a month, why would they risk their lives? Sometimes they even ask Lin Li to bring them breakfast to change things up.
……
After the students in Class 20 who were interested took some of the items, there were still more than half of the items left.
After all, people don't actually like eating cold noodles or jelly; what they're really looking for is the thrill in a specific setting.
The setting is really important; it can bring a completely different experience.
For example, smoking in ordinary places can feel great.
But if you smoke at a gas station, you'll feel incredibly good.
At this moment, it's just a normal break between classes. There's no excitement or taboo about eating during exams, and everyone has already eaten lunch, so naturally, they're not in the mood to eat much.
It seems the rest can only be thrown in the trash.
Lin Li walked out of the classroom, preparing to head to the location of the trash cans.
Based on his memory, Lin Li went downstairs and arrived outside the examination room for Class 9.
Standing in the corridor, looking through the window, I saw that the trash cans hadn't handed in their papers; they were still taking the exam inside.
Because the proctor was still there, Lin Li jumped around, waved, and coughed in the teacher's blind spot, finally attracting Zhou Baowei's attention.
"What?" Zhou Baowei raised an eyebrow.
"Come out." Lin Li pointed his thumb outward, signaling for him to hand in his paper and come out.
"I still need to study, let's talk about it later." Zhou Baowei shook his head, pointed to the test paper, and said with a determined look in his eyes.
Lin Li held up the cold noodles and cake in his hands.
"I'm coming." Zhou Baowei stood up, handed in his paper, and left the room with a determined look in his eyes.
Zhou Baowei: (﹃)← (But not that cute).
"Where did these come from?" Zhou Bao asked after taking two boxes of food from Lin Li as he walked out of the examination room.
"I bought this especially for you, as a way of showing my appreciation. I know you worked hard during your exams."
"..."
Zhou Baowei: "You've already eaten most of it yourself, haven't you?"
Lin Li: "I didn't eat."
"Who ate it?"
"About ten people, too lazy to give their names."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
There were more leftovers than I expected.
"Anyway, I'm leaving all of this to you. Is that alright?" Lin Li asked.
"I'll give you three seconds to retract this insulting question." Zhou Baowei's expression turned cold; he disliked being questioned.
"Okay, then I'm leaving."
"Lin Li, wait a minute."
"No need to thank me, Baowei. We're brothers." Lin Li turned around, a gentle smile on his face, and said emotionally.
Zhou Baowei's smile was truly disgusting; his face was full of repulsion.
"I'll thank you whoever sent it. I was just asking. Do you still have my self-heating hot pot for tonight? You're not going to give me this and then not bring me a self-heating hot pot for tonight, are you?"
Lin Li laughed and gave a thumbs up, "As expected of Bao Wei, he's just as consistent with himself and Bu Fan in terms of eating habits."
"Yes, yes." Lin Li nodded with a smile. "Baowei, putting aside the facts, you're quite cute. I've decided! I'll bring you two boxes tonight!"
"Thank you, Dad! I love you three thousand times!"
"Alright, go find somewhere to eat or just leave it there. I'm going back now." Lin Li said goodbye.
"OK."
After parting ways with Zhou Baowei, Lin Li prepared to return to the examination hall.
"classmate!"
As Lin Li approached the stairwell and prepared to go upstairs, the first thing he saw was Qin Zeyu, who was also at the stairwell. But before he could greet him, a girl jumped out from around the corner, looking at him with anticipation and excitement.
"What's wrong?" Lin Li stopped and asked, somewhat surprised.
Are you in any clubs? Would you be interested in joining another one?
"I just saw that you can jump really high, so I'd like to invite you to join our club!"
The girl immediately stated her purpose and looked at Lin Li expectantly.
Nansang Middle School does have clubs, but they have no presence whatsoever, so Nansang Middle School doesn't have clubs.
As for the high jump... this girl probably noticed it when she was calling out to Zhou Baowei outside the exam room for Class 9?
But he didn't seem to jump very high—Lin Li usually controlled his performance, especially in places like the corridor where there were surveillance cameras, he would never jump to a height beyond that of an ordinary person.
Perhaps this girl has a discerning eye.
However, although Lin Li has not joined any clubs, he does not plan to join any meaningless clubs in the future.
So, seeing the enthusiastic girl, Lin Li considered how to refuse her, but first politely asked, "What club are you in? High jump? Or long jump?"
Girl: "Checkers."
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Lin Li's brain went blank for a moment.
“Wait, wait a minute!”
"Why invite me to join checkers when I'm good at jumping? These two things seem related, but they're actually not related at all!" Lin Li couldn't help but complain.
"We have connections, we have connections," the girl smiled shyly, then her face lit up with anticipation again.
"Hey kid, if you can jump so well, how could the chess piece not jump well? Believe in yourself, kid. Give me your contact information, and we can try it out this weekend, who knows?"
Wait, something feels off.
Lin Li narrowed his eyes and tentatively said, "I have a girlfriend."
"..."
"Why didn't you say so earlier?"
The girl paused for a moment, then subtly pursed her lips, but quickly replaced it with a smile:
"It's alright, goodbye classmate~"
After saying that, he turned around and left.
There was no pause.
Lin Li: "..."
Your mother.
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