The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.
Chapter 397 Adults also have their own homework.
Chapter 397 Adults also have their own homework.
Lin Li believes that no one would feel comfortable entrusting their child to their care once they fully understand what kind of being they are.
Children are naturally the most easily influenced.
Lin Li has killed hundreds of millions of children on multiple occasions.
Therefore, Lin Li could foresee one scenario for the future: if Lin Shouying and Lin Ziwei were born one day, he would probably be deprived of custody of the two children on the spot.
At that time, even a simple visit or a distant glimpse may require multiple layers of review and approval from Chen Yuying and Wu Min.
This is Lin Li's confidence in himself.
Therefore, Lin Li felt that those who would entrust their children to her with peace of mind were either careless parents who did not understand her, or stepmothers who did not get along with the children and had hatred towards them.
However, Wu Huizhen's current situation is neither of those two, and another answer has emerged: evil helps evil, it is the nature of evil.
But after thinking about it, Lin Li decided not to rush to conclusions; perhaps it was just an illusion.
So Lin Li stepped forward and mustered his courage to push the door open again.
"I am a milk dragon! I am a milk dragon! I am a milk dragon!" The little milk dragon bouncing around on the bed still only knew this one line.
Sasuke under the bed was still covering his eyes, but his lines were much richer. Looking at Lin Li who had returned, he raised an eyebrow and smiled slightly:
"Oh, Moses Roy~ Someone actually caught my Amaterasu and is still unharmed? Well, things are getting interesting—"
"哐——!!!"
Before Sasuke could finish speaking, the door was slammed shut by Lin Li, who was expressionless—this time with much more force than before.
I dared not open my eyes, hoping it was just my imagination.
Grooved.
Not an illusion.
"Lin Li, what's wrong? Why are you still standing at the door and not going in?" Wu Huizhen's voice came from behind.
Lin Li turned around and saw Wu Huizhen holding an empty plate in her left hand and a fruit knife in her right.
She was in the kitchen, but the lights weren't on yet. The living room light only illuminated Wu Huizhen's body, leaving her neck and above in darkness, making it difficult to see her expression.
No need to look at it clearly anymore.
Lin Li had already imagined Yagami Light's smile on Wu Huizhen's face.
Could it be... that all of this is a trap... that I and Wu Min... have been tricked...?
Wu Min: Why not avoid it?
Wu Huizhen: Ha, I should avoid his sharp edge? My child won't suffer any losses either!
So only your child is an evil spirit? Does that mean my child isn't? Who's corrupting whom? I don't think anyone can say for sure.
That's how we Xiling are.
Forget it, Lin Li will stop speculating about Wu Huizhen with such malice. She's a pitiful person too.
Although both were sinister, Lin Li genuinely felt that his sinister nature and that of the two children were not in the same direction.
Aunt Zhenzhen's family is truly blessed to have two outstanding children at the same time.
Compared to Wu Huizhen, Wu Min should be better... probably.
"It's okay, Auntie, I was just looking at my phone."
So, coming to his senses, Lin Li smiled at Wu Huizhen's concern, then took another deep breath and pushed the door open for the third time.
The situation has not improved at all, and the sound of the milk dragon continues unabated.
But this time, having prepared himself mentally, Lin Li did not back down. He clapped his hands forcefully, drawing their attention to him and quieting them down.
"Milk Dragon, Sasuke, you two stop playing around for now."
Let me introduce myself first. My name is Lin Li. Auntie should have told you about me. I'm here to help you—mainly because I'm your tutor, Sasuke. But I only have one student, so I'm definitely not a proper teacher.
There's no need to call me teacher or anything like that, so if you don't mind, you can call me Brother Lin Li or just Lin Li.
Now let's get straight to the point and begin today's lesson.
You probably haven't done your homework this week, right? If you finish it tonight, you can have fun tomorrow and the day after, which is great.
Upon hearing this, Li Nailong nodded obediently, climbed off the bed, and began rummaging through his schoolbag.
Lin Li nodded, feeling a little relieved.
During the time I was away, Nailong really took good care of him.
But Sasuke is not so easy to deal with.
Li Zuozhu crossed his arms, snorted coldly, raised his chin slightly, and looked at Lin Li with an arrogant tone:
"Not everyone is qualified to be my brother! This is a world where the strong prey on the weak, and only the strong survive! Besides, the consequences of my identity are too great for ordinary people to bear. If you want me to listen to you, first show me your strength!"
"If I don't have the strength, I will never listen to you! Otherwise... it will only harm you."
"Strength? Yes, of course I have it." Lin Li sighed and nodded.
Sasuke frowned slightly: "Show me!"
Lin Li reached into his pocket, took his hand out in a clenched fist, and then slowly unfolded it under Sasuke's wary yet curious gaze.
A small pebble.
"What's this."
Lin Li: "My pebbles."
Lee Sasuke: "(へ╬)!"
"How dare you mock this Dark Lord! What use are these pebbles!?"
Lin Li replied quickly and calmly: "At the very beginning of the morning exercise, I put it in someone's shoe and made him uncomfortable for a long time."
This tactic is quite annoying, since almost no one would choose to stop and leave the group during morning exercises, and then take off their shoes and dump pebbles in front of other classes following behind.
Lee Sasuke: "..."
A brief silence fell over the room.
A few seconds later, Li Zuozhu's gaze towards Lin Li changed, from contempt to solemnity, even carrying a hint of... respect for a senior.
He lowered his voice and leaned closer to ask, "Brother, can I ask you how it's possible to put it in without anyone noticing?"
Even a king has people he wants to harm.
Lin Li smiled slightly and imparted all his knowledge:
"It's simple. If it's your deskmate, just deliberately drop your pen near his feet before running exercises. When you bend down to pick it up, casually put a pebble into his shoe."
If you're doing morning exercises, prepare plenty of pebbles and flick them as you run. Persistence pays off; you'll eventually hit the target, and your accuracy will only increase with practice.
Li Zuozhu's eyes lit up as he listened, and he nodded repeatedly, his gaze towards Lin Li now filled with awe and reverence.
But actually, this was not what Lin Li had in mind.
It was Bai Bufan from the Sword Tomb in the ditch who revealed his secret technique to Lin Li after Lin Li discovered his actions.
The two later signed a non-aggression pact and formed an alliance to invade others.
However, now that Lin Li has become a cultivator, he no longer bothers with such methods—his fighting style has evolved.
Now, all Lin Li needs to do is use the "Invisible Sword" to possess a small pebble, and then control the pebble to fly into someone else's shoe while running. He can then quietly wait for the other person's expression to change, their running posture to start to deform, and them to start trying to kick the pebble to the front.
The true meaning of cultivating immortality is fully revealed at this moment.
Therefore, after being victimized multiple times, Bai Bufan seriously suspected that Lin Li had broken the treaty, but he found no evidence and is still suspicious to this day.
But this trick doesn't work on everyone.
Zhou Baowei suffered several setbacks, perhaps because his skin was too thick, and he didn't even realize that a pebble had entered his path.
Of course, it's also possible that the stone was crushed into powder and thus perished.
Lin Li sometimes wondered if he could put a pencil lead in Bao Wei's shoe and take it out a few days later, it would turn into a diamond, making him rich. Unfortunately, Bao Wei refused to cooperate.
After memorizing Lin Li's entire move, Li Zuozhu nodded, his eyebrows twitching slightly. He took a step back, as if the previously close relationship had become distant again: "This is not the strength I want."
But he wasn't as resolute as before. Sasuke sat down at his desk, picked up a test paper, and turned to ask Lin Li:
"You still need to pass the test of your learning ability."
Lin Li shrugged indifferently and walked behind him.
This week, he inquired about Wu Huizhen and Li Pingxing's learning progress in advance and took some time to prepare lessons.
This amount of knowledge in the first year of junior high school is no challenge for him at all.
What is the solution to 2x + 1 = 5?
"2."
Lin Li, who was still learning linear equations in one variable in the first year of junior high, felt as if he were in a different world when he heard about this kind of problem.
What is 3(x - 2) = 12 without the parentheses?
"3x - 6".
The solution to the equation ax + 5 = 3x + b is x = 2. What is the relationship between a and b?
However, Lin Li did not answer the question; he frowned.
It wasn't because the difficulty had increased, but because he noticed that every time he gave an answer, the kid would write something on the test paper.
Could it be...
Lin Li stepped forward.
The entire exam paper was almost blank, with only two multiple-choice questions written on it—the very same one that Li Zuozhu had just asked.
Lin Li's lips twitched slightly: "Sasuke, you're trying to trick me into giving you the answers to your homework, aren't you?"
This kid is a talent.
Upon hearing this, Li Zuozhu lowered his voice, clenching his fist with some resentment: "You actually figured out my intention within three questions? You've already reached the threshold of 'Dust Secret,' perhaps you're qualified to fight alongside me..."
"As long as you're qualified," Lin Li said, ignoring the kid's adolescent delusions and incomprehensible concepts. He patted Li Zuozhu on the back and raised his chin.
"Alright, start doing this assignment now. If you really don't know how, just skip it."
Then bring your backpack over and let me see your other recent assignments and tests.
Seeing that both Nailong and Sasuke had finally sat down obediently, Lin Li got down to business. The reason for needing the schoolbag and test papers was naturally to find out which areas Li Sasuke was weak in and had poor grasp of, so that he could provide targeted instruction.
After all, it's a system task. Although it doesn't emphasize words like 'do your best', if you're not willing to take it seriously, then it certainly doesn't count as 'sincere'.
Lin Li took the schoolbag and began to look at the test paper.
"..."
"..."
Before long, Lin Li's eyes suddenly widened: "[○`Д○]!"
Then his lips twitched slightly.
At this moment, he was looking at Li Zuozhu's Chinese exam paper, specifically the essay question—
Read the following material and write an essay as required:
"I have crossed mountains and seas, and I have walked through crowds of people." — The Ordinary Road
"Moss flowers, as small as grains of rice, also aspire to bloom like peonies." — "Moss"
"Life is more than just the present hardships; it also includes poetry and distant fields." — From "Life is More Than Just the Present Hardships"
What associations and thoughts does the above material trigger in you?Please write an article.
Li Zuozhu's essay reads:
"maternal love"
I remember it was a rainy night. After reading three articles at home—"The Ordinary Road," "Moss," and "Life Is More Than Just the Present"—I suddenly developed a fever. So my mother braved the heavy rain to take me to the hospital that very night…
It's really hard to keep that smile going.
Lin Li flipped through Li Zuozhu's other Chinese language test papers, which included essays.
Very good, all of them.
This isn't just randomly applying formulas; it's rigidly applying them.
Moreover, why are middle school students still using this material?
Has everyone's database still not been updated?
The door opened, and Wu Huizhen walked in carrying two plates of sliced and washed fruit. After placing the fruit on the table for the two children, she softly asked Lin Li, who was looking at his test papers:
"Lin Li, are you looking into Xingxing's situation?"
"Yes." Lin Li nodded.
"What aspects of Xingxing do you think need improvement?" Wu Huizhen asked.
"In contrast to what Zuo... Pingxing needs to master, I would say that Pingxing has already mastered quite well." Lin Li shook his head, put down the test paper, and spoke sincerely.
Wu Huizhen's eyes lit up: "Lin Li, are you planning to use encouragement-based education, mainly relying on praise?"
"Is this kind of education appropriate? I used to be beaten before..."
Lin Li interrupted, "No, it's just that there's too much to learn. It would take me a long time to explain, and it's quite tiring."
Li Zuozhu and Wu Huizhen: "..."
The air was quiet for a second.
“That makes sense…” Wu Huizhen chuckled.
"Anyway... Lin Li, you should try to see if you can teach this child how to learn and how to make progress like you."
I won't force you, just give it a try. I won't bother you any longer. If you need anything, I'm in the living room, just come out and tell me..."
"Okay, thank you, auntie."
After Wu Huizhen left, Lin Li saw that Li Zuozhu had not finished his homework, so he got up and went to Nailong's side to see how he was doing.
Little Dragon is also writing Chinese now, but at this moment he is frowning and deep in thought.
Lin Li looked at it and found a fill-in-the-blank idiom question that he found tricky: ( ) ( ) a breath.
The answer is very simple.
After thinking for a moment, Lin Li decided to give a slight hint or guidance: "Milk Dragon."
"I'm Nailong! What's wrong, Brother Lin Li?" Li Nailong looked up at Lin Li.
"When Milk Dragon and Boom Boom were fighting, Boom Boom was no match for Milk Dragon. Milk Dragon hadn't controlled its strength well this time and knocked Boom Boom to the ground. Boom Boom kept groaning. Isn't this the time to use this idiom?"
Lin Li described the passage in the gentle tone of a kindergarten teacher while running her finger across the fill-in-the-blank section of the test paper.
"What idiom is that...?"
Upon hearing this, Nailong's eyes widened. After thinking for a few seconds, he nodded emphatically as if suddenly understanding, and began to write: "I understand! Brother Lin Li!"
Lin Li nodded with satisfaction. This child has a natural talent for learning; he understands things very quickly.
Li Nailong: "At this moment, we Nailong should say to Baobaolong: Baobaolong, (bad) one breath, I didn't mean to hit so hard!"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
When Lin Li saw Li Nailong write "bad", he felt that he was also feeling bad.
Oh, no.
Why does it even have an accent?!
Besides, I don't think there's an accent in the Nansang area!
"Milk Dragon, this term isn't for you and Blast Dragon, it's used to describe Blast Dragon. He's dying—" Lin Li reminded him again, "What is this 'one breath'?"
Li Nailong: "Eat for a breath?"
Before Lin Li could speak, Li Nailong's eyes lit up, and he confirmed with even greater certainty: "Eat One Breath! The Bad Explosive Dragon is dead! We can use One Breath to eat one breath now!"
Lin Li's face was expressionless.
So, when Boom Boom Dragon died, it was like starting a feast?
That's a very short time, and it's also very short.
Milk Dragon, your family is still too cold-blooded and ruthless.
"On the verge of death."
Lin Li decided that he would no longer offer any pointless hints to the Milk Dragon.
A straight shot is the right way.
"Oh! I remember now, thank you, Brother Lin Li!"
Li Nailong happily picked up the eraser and erased the bad part, carefully changing it to "endless".
Very good, the words are not misspelled.
Having solved the idiom fill-in-the-blank question, Li Nailong moved on to the next question: oral communication.
1. What phrase would make your dad come right away, rain or shine?
Upon seeing the question, Lin Li felt that the question setter's thinking was too one-sided. What would people without fathers think when they saw this question? And how would they answer it?
Lin Li was referring to Batman.
Without hesitation, Li Nailong picked up his pen and wrote: "Want to come for a drink? It's all women."
Lin Li: "?"
Wait?
Li Nailong wrote with great confidence, and after finishing, he didn't even need to check his work before moving on to the next question.
2. What phrase would make your mother come right away, rain or shine?
Upon seeing the question, Lin Li felt that the question setter's thinking was too one-sided. How would people without mothers think or answer such a question?
Lin Li was really talking about Batman this time.
Li Nailong wrote down the answer again: "Dad is drinking, and it's all women!"
Lin Li wasn't too surprised by this answer, given the previous question as a foundation.
He simply squatted down, patted Li Nailong's head, and asked curiously, "Nailong, tell your brother quietly, what kind of person is your father? Who is more powerful, him or your mother?"
At this moment, Lin Li was filled with anticipation for the father of Zhuge Liang and Pang Tong, whom he had not yet met today.
“Mom is amazing,” Li Nailong answered without hesitation, wrinkling his nose in disgust. “Dad isn’t amazing at all. Dad always gets scolded by Mom for not doing his homework well.”
"Last time, Nailong and his dad were punished by Mom and made to kneel on the balcony for a very, very long time..."
Is he another henpecked husband?
Why say "again" when you don't even have a father?
Oh, maybe he was thinking of Chen Zhongdeng.
However, Lin Li was curious about something else: "Why did your dad get scolded for his homework? Does he do any of your homework?"
If that's true, then Lin Li will have to see what this father of the Crouching Dragon and the Young Phoenix can write.
“No, Dad has his own homework.” Nailong shook his head.
"Your own homework? Work-related? Or academic?" Lin Li thought of adult education or vocational training, so he asked.
"I don't know what Dad's homework was, but Dad did get scolded by Mom."
Nailong continued to shake his head, his face also showing confusion, as he tried his best to explain the details of that incident to Lin Li:
“That time, my dad and I knelt on the balcony together, and my mom was very angry.”
"I was told that I should finish the homework in five minutes, but it took me a full thirty minutes."
"The homework that Dad was supposed to finish in 30 minutes was finished in 5 minutes."
"Brother Lin Li, but I've never seen Dad do his homework. Do you know what this homework is all about?"
"And why does Dad get scolded by Mom even though he writes so fast and is so good at it?"
Lin Li: "(;☉_☉)?"
Oh, no.
Please wait a moment.
(End of this chapter)
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