The system is very abstract, fortunately I am also.

Chapter 394 The classroom is for eating and sleeping, not for studying.

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Keep pressing 2 on the calculator.

"Damn, old man, you've finally handed over the Burning Technique," as everyone snapped out of their daze, no one could hold back: "Lin Li, you still have too much life experience."

It's hard to imagine what kind of ace pilot could come up with this method.

The female voice on the calculator probably never imagined it would be useful even after it was rendered unusable.

"So Lin Li, what did you do with Old Jian just now?"

Rubbing his cheeks, which were a little sore from smiling, Wang Ze asked about another thing he was curious about.

"Was your word order rearrangement intentional or accidental?" Lin Li raised his middle finger, then shrugged, calmly uttering his boastful words:
"What else could it be? Just like the last two times, going to the principal's office to receive commendation and praise. Ugh, so annoying. Three strikes and you're out. If they call me like that again, I'll get angry."

A common man's anger can cause blood to spill three steps away; Lin Li's anger is as great as Xue Jianxing's anger!
"I'm not insulting you, am I?" Bai Bufan looked regretful upon hearing this, then frowned slightly and sized up Lin Li: "Wait, why are you going again? Lin Li, did you go raiding prostitution again? Did you find another Song Luping?"

"Stop judging people with your prejudiced eyes," Lin Li said, waving his index finger in front of him. "This time, however..."

After briefly recounting what had happened, Bai Bufan's eyes widened:
"You've done so many fun things! Why didn't you call me!"

Lin Li was about to wave his hand when he heard this, but he suddenly stopped and then scratched his head somewhat embarrassedly: "Bu Fan, actually you were involved in all of this."

Bai Bufan: "Huh? Me? Did I? (；☉_☉)?"

next second.

Bai Bufan: "Hey! You! Your mom (へ╬)!"

"You fucking used my name again, didn't you! Lin Li! Did you! Lin Li, you fucking beast! You're a complete beast!!!"

When Bai Bufan suddenly realized the truth behind Lin Li's words, he instantly flew into a rage, grabbed Lin Li by the collar, and slammed him against the wall, his veins bulging.

Before I even set foot in the martial world, it was already filled with my legend.

Bai Bufan finally understood that in this situation, it wasn't necessarily because "I" was too strong, but also because "I" had made a bad choice of friends.

Bai Bufan is furious because he is truly unwilling to accept this.

He felt this was unfair.

Lin Li used his name to swindle and cheat people and abandon his wife and children. He felt that one day he would end up like Zhang Wei, with a website called "Bai Bufan is a bastard.com".

However, Bai Bufan usually didn't have many opportunities to use Lin Li's name for anything.

At most, when privately messaging the Douyin roast chicken blogger, they would spread rumors about Lin Li having a serious illness.

Another thing is that Bai Bufan once wrote names and numbers on the walls of many public toilet stalls: "Miss Lin 135 nationwide...", but he only used the surname and not the given name, so it barely counts as half.

Moreover, even with just this half of the information, Bai Bufan still didn't know how Lin Li managed to identify him as a suspect so quickly after receiving the harassing text messages.

I couldn't help but laugh when I was being questioned, and I couldn't help but cry when I was being hit. So much so that I had to go to the bathroom while shedding my vaginal discharge to wipe off all the phone numbers and names.

So when you think about it, aren't you at a huge disadvantage?
Lin Li, pinned against the wall, had clear eyes. Faced with the furious questioning, he paused for a moment, then suddenly reached out and placed his right palm on Bai Bufan's chin and half of his cheek: "Your... name?"

Lin Li: "Jun's previous life is a servant!! Jun's Tan is a servant!!"

Bai Bufan: "(；☉_☉)?"

If his world were a novel, Bai Bufan now suspects it was written by AI.

Otherwise, can someone explain why Lin Li suddenly sang "Zen Zen Zense," one of the theme songs from "Your Name," to himself at this moment with such deep emotion?

What expansion is this?

"Are you fucking sick, Lin Li? Hahaha!" Bai Bufan, who should have been angrily questioning, lost all his momentum because he couldn't help but laugh.

Bai Bufan slapped away the hands that were standing in the air, his eyes filled with resentment:
"Using my name is one thing, but not including me in the group."

"I'll ask if there are any spots left in the police dog program next time, and I'll apply for one for you. Is that alright, then I can take you out to bite people in the future?" Lin Li said with a doting look on his face, as if he couldn't do anything about it.

"Get out!" Bai Bufan gritted his teeth.

In this world, some people prefer sweet rice dumplings, while others prefer savory ones; the debate has raged for thousands of years.

But Bai Bufan announced at this moment that he had resolved the debate over whether zongzi should be sweet or savory.

Because Linli can be both salty and sweet, it's a mixed-origin zongzi.

Let's all enjoy the variety of zongzi (sticky rice dumplings) together!
There were less than five minutes between morning self-study and the first class. The preparatory bell rang and Xue Jian appeared in the classroom at the same time, and everyone scattered to their seats.

"Distribute the homework first, then I'll briefly explain a few things, and you can study on your own for the rest of the time..."

"You drained all of Old Jian's yang energy? How come your spirit and energy have dropped so much since I called you to leave this morning?" Bai Bufan asked knowingly. "Lin Li, as a man, absorbing yang energy is something that the heavens and earth will not tolerate."

Bai Bufan firmly believed that only female ghosts could absorb yang energy.

This is because women will feel yang after being sucked, while men will feel yin. Although the following content is not suitable for children, this is in line with common sense.

Lin Li ignored it, because Xue Jian had already started talking about the second monthly exam of this semester:
"The dates for the second monthly exam have been set for next Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday—the 11th, 12th, and 13th. You can start preparing now..."

Lin Li looked at the system and frowned slightly.

The system is not responding.

Previously, for the first monthly exam and the midterm exam, the system popped up tasks for me during class meetings when Xue Jian was explaining the arrangements.

The system did not respond until Xue Jian finished speaking.

Sigh, I shouldn't have gotten first place in the grade.

We really should have added some water last time.

Lin Li felt a little regretful. He always felt that if he had ranked second or third in the grade last time, leaving room for improvement by one or two students, the system would have given him a task like achieving the top in all subjects.

The rewards for this kind of task are quite good, and it's not difficult for me to complete it now.

"I've made up my mind," Lin Li said softly, stroking his chin.

"What decision?" Bai Bufan looked over.

"I'm going to deliberately do poorly on this monthly exam," Lin Li said confidently, looking at Bai Bufan.

Lin Li meant what he said.

After all, the ranking in the monthly exam is not important, but if it can trigger a mission during the final exam, it's a huge win.

Lin Li thought the logic was reasonable and the system should agree: his academic ability was absorbed by the teacher in the movie, which caused his grades to decline and he was ridiculed by the entire sect. So he angrily said, "Don't underestimate a young man's potential. I will prove myself at the end of the semester."

Such a classic cultivation storyline, shouldn't the system give us a mission to liven things up?

"Why?" Bai Bufan, unaware of these things, naturally asked curiously.

"Because I'm going to play dumb to outsmart the enemy, first showing weakness..." Lin Li smiled wickedly:
"My brother's experience has taught me that the peak attracts false supporters, while the twilight reveals true believers. I can also take this opportunity to see who are my fake friends who are only close to me because of my achievements."

"This way I can crush my opponents and also select my teammates, so why not?"

Bai Bufan: "..."

As far as Class 4 is concerned, no one will get closer to or distance themselves from anyone because of their grades; however, Chengji is still somewhat attractive.

However, Bai Bufan suddenly laughed.

"What are you laughing at?" Lin Li asked.

"I remembered my experience of pretending to be a tiger to eat people." Bai Bufan lowered his head, gently tapping his forehead with the back of his hand, and recounted with a smile:

"Once, after an exam, I deliberately underestimated my score. When people asked me, I would sadly say that I did poorly. I wanted to be a 'study-bitch' and amaze everyone when the results came out."

As it turns out, the actual score was even lower.

“You’re not pretending to be weak to catch a tiger, buddy,” Lin Li shook his head and said disdainfully, “You’re just pretending to be a pig to eat feed.”

Bai Bufan raised his middle finger: "Damn!"

Zhou Baowei pricked up his ears: "Feed? Where is the feed?"

……

noon.

The afternoon sun streamed through the window, casting a bright, golden glow.

The blackboard bulletin and murals came to an end, and the noisy midday quieted down, leaving only the three-person midday group.

Wang Yuezhi, with a long face, still tried to eavesdrop on the whispers of the young couple behind him on the left.

"What are you writing?" Chen Yuying, carrying books and workbooks, gracefully walked to Bai Bufan's empty seat and sat down.

She turned to the side, her curious gaze falling on Lin Li's hand as he wrote furiously on a blank sheet of paper.

"The speech draft. I might have to give a speech next Monday," Lin Li replied, looking up.

"Hmm?" Chen Yuying leaned forward slightly, peering at the contents of the manuscript.

"..."

"I heard someone say: Mr. Lin Li, I need a job, a piece of bread! Yes, you're right, life is indeed very important! But I want to tell you, there is something in this world that is more important than life! That is tuition!"

"My fellow countrymen in Nanchang! Do you know how much a loaf of bread costs in schools right now? Five hundred thousand marks! A whole five hundred thousand marks!"

"And our principal, he sees Forbes and thinks it's a poverty alleviation list, reads the 'Ode to the Epang Palace' and thinks it's an 'Inscription on a Humble Abode,' goes to Wall Street and thinks it's a slum, hackers steal $10 billion from him and he thinks it's just his automatic deduction that he didn't turn off, he thinks Mbappe's value is no different from 200 years ago, he has a hole in his pocket and Empress Dowager Cixi picked it up and paid off the foreign debt, and as he walks, a heart of Africa falls out of his pocket..."

"He squanders our tuition fees on a life of debauchery! Yet he forces us to study!"

"When a loaf of bread sells for 50 marks, we have to pull the bolts of our rifles faster than anyone else!" "..."

Chen Yuying: "?"

Wait!
The lecture was held on the school's small playground, not in a Munich pub!
"Principal, he... doesn't seem to be as guilty as he's so badly guilty..."

Chen Yuying spoke up timidly, trying to say a good word for the Mediterranean-looking principal who was still quite amiable and had a good relationship with the students.

“I know, but research shows that a highly persuasive speech usually requires a clear enemy. I’m sorry to trouble the principal.”

Lin Li nodded, then closed his eyes with some confidence, imagining the scene:
"I have a feeling that I will be greeted with thunderous applause, and the echoes will linger for days after I step down from the stage."

Chen Yuying blinked: "You'll probably be asked to leave the stage by Teacher Xue or the principal himself after you finish reading the first sentence of this speech."

"It won't affect anything. Even if I don't say a word, I'll still get thunderous applause." Lin Li opened his eyes, his smile still confident.

"Why are you showing the speech to everyone in advance?" Chen Yuying asked curiously.

"No, because I've already ordered 100,000 cold-resistant mosquitoes. I'll release them all onto the playground on the day of the speech, letting them swarm out," Lin Li replied.

Chen Yuying: "...Huh?"

if it is like this……

It seems like the reaction will be really enthusiastic, with lots of applause...

Unable to hold back, Chen Yuying burst out laughing. Her shoulders swayed slightly, like flower branches being caressed by a spring breeze. How beautiful!
After laughing, she asked curiously, "So what happened this morning? Why did they dare to entrust you with something like a speech?"

This is too courageous.

How could you make such a basic mistake?
"Actually, it was before..." Lin Li began to narrate again.

"..."

"So you went and helped the police catch thieves later on." After hearing this, Chen Yuying was both surprised and enlightened.

Lin Li crumpled the speech manuscript into a ball and carefully tossed it deep into Bai Bufan's drawer.

It was just something I wrote for fun; it would never pass Lao Jiantou's political vetting, so it's unusable.

His free hand then naturally caressed Chen Yuying's cheek, feeling its delicate warmth.

Although the lunch break hadn't officially started yet, the back door had already been locked by Badao Linli, so people could brazenly grope and touch things anywhere.

"Didn't I tell you that the very next day? What are you surprised about?"

Lin Li had indeed mentioned to Chen Yuying during their lunch break that he had pretended to be a ghost to catch thieves and that he had teamed up with Shan Qing to fight hooligans.

As he spoke, the hand that had been pinching her cheek slid down, its warm palm resting against her jawline and half of her face.

Tsk tsk, the feel of it is worlds apart from Bai Bufan's dog face.

"Who would believe what you're saying?"

Chen Yuying glanced subconsciously at the locked back door, but shook her head and gently pulled Lin Li's hand down.

But instead of letting go, she used her two hands to gently wrap around Lin Li's hands, placing them securely on her legs together.

She then looked up, and said with a hint of annoyance, "I thought you were just telling me made-up stories..."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow: "Huh? You thought it was made up, but you listened so attentively those times and asked me so many questions about the details. So you didn't believe it after all?"

Chen Yuying puffed out her cheeks slightly and tilted her head to look at Lin Li: "You're talking so seriously, so of course I have to listen attentively too. Besides, just because I think it's made up doesn't mean I don't find it interesting. I'm really enjoying listening to it."

The second half of the sentence was spoken in an extremely gentle, honest voice.

"Ahhh, baby, you're a sweet, soft little cake that brings emotional value~"

Lin Li started with a battle cry – although the word "start" was used here, he didn't actually use it.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying paused slightly.

"Fuck-"

The next second, a slightly abrupt sound of a chair being dragged rang out.

Chen Yuying moved closer without warning.

The distance between the two instantly shortened, and the girl's faint, elegant fragrance, like that of a newly blooming gardenia, suddenly became stronger as she approached, lingering around the noses of the two men.

She tilted her head slightly, her gaze meeting Lin Li's eyes directly, his momentary stunned expression clearly reflected in her clear eyes.

Her pale pink lips parted slightly, and the sound that escaped her lips trembled with a subtle, almost imperceptible tremor, yet it struck the hearts of the crowd with unmistakable clarity:

"Then...would you like to eat a small cake?"

Lin Li, who was still imitating Ding Sihan, was instantly stunned.

It felt as if a god was beating a drum within my chest, boom boom! thump boom!

The suddenly magnified, fragrant face filled his entire field of vision, causing Lin Li's mind to go blank for a moment, his ability to think instantly vanishing. Fortunately, his body's instincts were a step ahead of his thoughts:
"think."

Of course I want to, I really want to.

Upon hearing this, Chen Yuying smiled radiantly, unconsciously tightening her grip on Lin Li's hands. She lowered her eyes slightly, her voice soft with shyness:
"Then...you can have it."

Lin Li's eyes widened, filled with unbelievable surprise and anticipation, as he watched Chen Yuying slowly stand up.

Could it be... Masaka...?

Reverse wall slam...

Chen Yuying took a deep breath, and her fair cheeks flushed with a beautiful blush.

Then, in an instant, she turned around and walked briskly back to her seat. She quickly pulled a cake out of the drawer, walked briskly back, and handed the cake to Lin Li.

"Here, let's eat."

Lin Li: "Huh?"

Lin Liren was dumbfounded.

Ok?
Eh?
Ah!
When he came to his senses, he looked up and felt the overflowing smile in the other person's eyes. Lin Li leaned back and slumped heavily against the wall.

He slapped his left hand over his eyes and forehead, then chuckled softly.

But just as ripples spread rapidly when a pebble is thrown into a calm lake, Lin Li's laughter also gradually intensified.

Of course, the laughter was tinged with helplessness.

Finally, having laughed enough, Lin Li opened his eyes, slapped the cake away from Chen Yuying's hand, and nodded through gritted teeth: "Thank you!"

"You're welcome~" Chen Yuying said with a smile, her hands behind her back and her head tilted to the side.

The afternoon sun generously poured down on her, dancing on the corners of her slightly upturned lips, outlining the soft lines of her profile, and even her hair seemed to glow.

That smile was clean and pure, carrying the unique cunning and satisfaction of a young girl.

Lin Li felt that anyone who took a single glance at him would have their resentment at being tricked vanish and would willingly immerse themselves in it.

"That's really bad." He couldn't hide the amusement in his voice.

"I learned it from you." Chen Yuying smiled gently, her eyes crinkling.

This is slander, it must be slander.

Lin Li thought for a moment, then sat up straight and asked in a serious tone, "Class monitor, do you think I'm a sweet and soft little cake?"

"No," Chen Yuying denied without hesitation, "You're a smelly, hard cake."

Noticing Lin Li's deliberately resentful gaze, Chen Yuying pretended not to notice and started doing her homework as if she was busy.

"..."

Out of the corner of her eye, Chen Yuying noticed a hand reaching out to her, and she seemed slightly nervous. The hand gently landed on the top of her head, ruffling her soft hair, and the voice was gentle:

"cute."

An indescribable sweetness suddenly spread through my heart, rippling outwards.

Chen Yuying put down her pen, couldn't help but turn her head, and her gaze lingered on the profile of the boy beside her for a long time.

"Here, have some."

"Fragrant, soft little cakes and smelly, hard big cakes, the best in the world."

Seemingly sensing her focused gaze, Lin Li also looked up.

Their eyes met, and a silent warmth flowed quietly through the air.

A gentle smile spread across Chen Yuying's lips.

Then Lin Li smiled, her eyebrows and eyes relaxing, like stars ignited by her smile.

……

Hello everyone, I am Wang Yuezhi.

I think you shouldn't eat in the classroom TAT.

(End of this chapter)