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Chapter 378 Old buddy, this underworld is too awesome!

To be honest, Zhao Nan believes that superheroes can be down-to-earth, but they shouldn't be from the local government.

Damn you.

Using ashes as weapons is far too excessive and unethical.
The scene before me was truly bizarre and absurd.

It's like watching your mother being wheeled into the delivery room, and then twenty minutes later, a newborn baby runs out and asks his dad with a serious face whether to save the nurse or the doctor.

It's just so weird.

On the open ground, the sounds of clothes being patted and screams echoed continuously.

The screams sounded somewhat pleasant to Lin Li, who smiled and continued to scoop ashes from the urn and scatter them out.

"Shuh-huh--"

When it sprinkles, it even makes a sound effect with its mouth.

At this moment, the offensive and defensive momentum is different.

Upon seeing Lin Li, the group of people merely raised their hands. Even though they were still holding sticks and other weapons, they retreated without hesitation, their faces filled with terror.

"Damn it! Don't come any closer!" someone yelled in despair, covering their face and turning up their collar.

Lin Li was a little confused: "I didn't come over. I was just standing in the same spot. It was my Grandpa Shanqing who went over. Swish—swish—buddy, come on, say hello to my Grandpa Shanqing."

"..."

"This guy, don't you dare come any closer!!!" After a moment of silence, the man broke down and fled in panic.

"As expected, young people just don't want to play with older people. Sigh~" Lin Li sighed. That's what the generation gap is like.

Then Lin Li himself couldn't help but laugh:

"Then you should surrender. You are already surrounded and there is no way to escape."

Qin Jun remained silent upon hearing this.

He looked at the air around him, which was noticeably more murky.

He suddenly realized that Lin Li's earlier claim of surrounding them was not an exaggeration; in a sense, they were indeed surrounded at this moment.

One person cannot surround a group of people.

But one box is enough for one person.

Seeing his men retreating relentlessly, completely devoid of fighting spirit, Qin Jun stepped forward, blocking their escape route, and said with exasperation:
"What are you afraid of? It's just ashes. We've all seen dead people before. You're scared now that you've seen ashes? Anyone who chickens out tonight will be laughed at for the rest of their life!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Li scattered a handful of ashes at Qin Jun.

He was even smiling while he was sprinkling it.

Qin Jun's pupils contracted slightly, but after a moment's hesitation, he remained motionless, letting the ashes scatter on his hair, face, and clothes.

Lin Li gave a thumbs up, indicating his approval!

"What are you afraid of?" Qin Jun then looked at his underling. "In the end, it's just some ashes. There are no ghosts in this world. Did you waste your school years? Did you forget everything your vocational high school teachers taught you?"

Seemingly feeling that he wasn't convincing enough, Qin Jun picked up a pale white piece from his neck, threw it into his mouth, and chewed it fiercely!
Then his voice rose eight octaves, urging loudly:
"All of you, get him! Take care of this pretentious brat! He likes playing with ashes, so let him turn into ashes!"

Seeing Qin Jun like this, the underlings indeed found their backbone, and their fear and taboos lessened considerably.

“Jun is right! Whoever backs down will be a coward for life!” Wu Dong was the first to agree, stopping his retreat and walking forward.

The other underlings: "?"

Wait.

Damn you.

Wu Dong, when did you put on that motorcycle helmet?
Wasn't it not there just now?
— Motorcycle helmets provide excellent protection during fights, so even though they came on electric scooters tonight, they still brought a few of these.

However, since they had already won, even the person who was wearing it had just taken it off.

Wu Dong is really quick; he's already changed back into his old clothes.

But once the windshield is pulled down, the intimidating power of the ashes does seem to be greatly reduced, since they really can't cause any harm anymore.

Everyone's eyes lit up, and they exchanged glances.

"This helmet is mine!"

"I saw it first!"

Soon, the few helmets left on the ground were all taken.

"All of you, get him! Kill this bastard!" With his protective gear on, Wu Dong shouted and charged forward.

Behind him, Zhao Nan, who was lying down, suddenly raised an eyebrow.

Because he saw that when his underlings all rushed forward again, he saw Qin Jun quickly turn his head away, spit out the piece of food he had just put in his mouth, and then put his hands together and bowed three times in a devout manner.

"No offense intended...no offense intended..."

Upon closer inspection, Zhao Nan noticed that the fragments showed no signs of being chewed at all.

Zhao Nan: "..."

Your mother.

So you're guilty of taboos too, huh?

However, Zhao Nan didn't mean to mock her. The only one who didn't hold back was the "Black Silk Warrior"—in this sentence, "Black Silk Warrior" is used as an adjective.

Seeing the crowd rushing forward again, Lin Li did not hesitate to continue scattering the ashes of Daoist Shanqing.

But this time the effect was obviously not as good as before. Except for a few guys without armor who would subconsciously avoid them, the guys wearing helmets didn't stop moving at all.

Lin Li's expression turned cold.

This damn helmet has completely ruined my life, and what a fun person can't accept is that their fun is gone.

Very well, you've successfully ignited your anger. You like wearing helmets, huh?

Lin Li gave a forced smile, facing the crowd who had stepped forward, and raised the hand that wasn't holding the urn: "Wait a minute, I have something to say!"

Oh shit.

The idea that villains die from talking too much is a myth.

—This group of people is so rude, not one of them stopped, and instead they called themselves idiots.

Guilty plus one.

However, we had no choice but to take action directly.

As Lin Li dodged the attack, he closed the urn and conjured a "duck blood bottle" in his left hand. He then sucked in all of Jin Di's nausea and vomiting, who was still kneeling on the ground vomiting after eating the ashes.

Then Lin Li grinned maliciously and said to Wu Dong, "Hey! Wu Dong! Have you heard this conversation before?"

"Sister Yu, why is there another person in here?"

“Kuai, that man’s name is Bear Grylls. He’s here to survive. You don’t need to worry about him. You can continue.”

Everyone: "?"

Is this the language spoken by humans?

The others found it somewhat baffling and laughable, but suddenly—

"Well--"

For some reason, Wu Dong used to just laugh it off when he heard such conversations, but now, hearing them coming from Lin Li's mouth, he instantly felt a strong sense of nausea and discomfort.

And it's to the point of being unbearable.

Feeling the contents of his stomach rising to his throat with unstoppable force, Wu Dong instinctively bent over and covered his mouth.

He managed to bend over successfully, but he didn't cover his mouth.

Because it's covering the windshield lens.

When Wu Dong realized he could still clearly see the lines on his palm, he was like, "?"

Wait! Wait! Am I still wearing my helmet? Then—

"vomit--"

It was too late. The vomit instantly rushed from his throat to his mouth. Without his hand to cover it, simply closing his mouth wouldn't have been enough to stop it. In an instant, vomit gushed out of Wu Dong's mouth.

The helmet visor was covered in a sticky mess of splattered filth, and Wu Dong could even feel the warm residue trickling down his chin and into his collar.

To make matters worse, the enclosed space instantly filled his nasal cavity with a sour, rotten smell—

"vomit--"

This time, the gagging was entirely instinctive; an even stronger wave of nausea hit my throat, and then I vomited.

Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.

Then I vomited again.

Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.

Then I vomited again.

Then the scene before my eyes became even more disgusting.

then……

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

The sound of vomiting continued. In his anxiety and confusion, Wu Dong even found that he couldn't take off his helmet. He staggered around the woods like a headless fly, and finally tripped and fell to the ground.

"Someone help me... help me take off my helmet... I can't see anything... I can't think... I can't breathe..."

Wu Dong's muffled voice came from under his helmet, weak and listless, as if he were already dead.

He fell right next to Jindi.

Jin Di was initially happy that he no longer wanted to vomit, so Wu Dong's collapse startled him. But after regaining his composure, he became concerned.

"Holy crap? Wu Dong? What's wrong with you?"

Because of the sun visor and the fact that it was nighttime, Jin Di couldn't see what was under Wu Dong's helmet at all.

When a person is vomiting, it is difficult for them to pay attention to anything happening around them.

"Are you OK?"

Unaware of the situation, Jin Di reached out and pressed down on Wu Dong's windshield, pulling it upwards to see what was wrong with him.

He lifted the lid, and a face covered in filth, even releasing more filth, appeared before him.

Jindi: "?"

He doesn't look human.

As he felt the windshield finally open and fresh air flow in, Wu Dong almost cried out, "Jin Di! Thank you—"

"Shh-"

The windshield was instantly detached and fastened securely.

Wu Dong: "(；゜○゜)?"

I could have endured the darkness if I had never seen the light.

Wu Dong, now covered in filth again: "Ugh—"

The culprit, Jindi, was no better off. He closed his eyes, trembling, trying to forget everything he had just witnessed.

Then he fully realized that some things are hard to forget.

"vomit--!!"

The nausea that had just disappeared returned, and Jin Di couldn't stand it any longer. She not only vomited, but also vomited on Wu Dong.

Lin Li smiled slightly; this was the result he wanted.

Those who dared to wear helmets, this is a lesson learned.

Although Lin Li was laughing, he didn't look in the direction of the two—unusually, Lin Li didn't want to appreciate this victory. "Wait, Wu Dong, what are you doing? How can your mental fortitude be so weak? Don't you often use the 'Sister Yu' joke?"

Everyone was stunned by this sudden turn of events, and one person asked in surprise.

"Clap clap clap, forget about Wu Dong, everyone listen to me, I haven't finished speaking yet."

Lin Li's applause drew everyone's attention. He looked at the guy who had just questioned Wu Dong about wearing a helmet and smiled as he continued to provide the prelude:

"Sister Yu, you clearly said yesterday that you would warm my bed for me, but you just farted twice and ran away. It was really warm, but I still miss the nights with you."

The man laughed upon hearing this: "Tch, I don't think there's anything wrong with that—"

"vomit--"

The smile vanished in an instant, and the other person immediately entered a vicious cycle of vomiting, the scene before them becoming even more disgusting, vomiting again, and the scene before them becoming even more disgusting.

He then collapsed to the ground.

Seeing that no one was willing to take off their helmets, Lin Li seamlessly looked at the next victim, his expression full of affection:

"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the bar's best day."

"The day Sister Yu gets married will be the hospital's busiest day."

"On the day Sister Yu gets married, I hope the dormitory supervisor can turn off the lights in the boys' dormitory early so that the boys who once loved each other can cry their hearts out in the dark."

"vomit--"

"The bitterest candy in the world is Sister Yu's wedding candy."

"So many people on the internet are spreading rumors about Sister Yu these days. Sigh, the whole world is bullying my girl, and I'm powerless to do anything about it. I'm so heartbroken..."

"vomit--"

"vomit--"

The vomiting sounds continued incessantly, while Zhao Nan lay on the ground, vomiting and laughing loudly.

To be honest, he found the scene before him a bit eerie.

These words sounded quite funny to him, but for some reason, they made these people feel nauseous and want to vomit.

What's even stranger is that Zhao Nan discovered that everyone who felt nauseous was wearing a helmet, while those who weren't wearing helmets were all fine.

"My grass!"

As another comrade fell, Kong Jingyun noticed Lin Li looking at him, about to speak. He instantly took his helmet off his head, smashed it on the ground, and then covered his mouth.

But the terrible scene she had imagined did not happen. Kong Jingyun noticed that Lin Li had given her a thumbs up and nodded in approval after seeing her actions, before turning to the next person.

Kong Jingyun wasn't particularly happy. He swallowed hard, looking at the large group of people who had fallen before the fight even started. He took a few steps back in a panic, his voice trembling as he spoke to Qin Jun:
"Brother Jun, are there really no ghosts in this world? I have a feeling tonight is a bit eerie..."

"Could this guy's grandfather, Shan Qing, be here, helping him set us up? It seems like we've been tricked..."

Kong Jingyun was surprised to find that Qin Jun did not answer. She turned around and looked at Qin Jun, only to find that he was devoutly bowing and praying with his hands clasped together in front of the ground.

Kong Jingyun: "?"

What's on the ground? What are they worshipping?
A white fragment?
"Ahem," Qin Jun, who had already apologized to the old man named Shan Qing a hundred times in his heart, quickly raised his head and put on a serious face, "What's there to be afraid of!"

"He tells you to listen to him, so you just listen to him? Or you just smash his mouth in!"

"And what are you all doing wearing helmets! Helmets restrict airflow and can easily cause nausea! I've already said there's nothing to be afraid of with ashes! What's the point of wearing helmets other than restricting yourselves?!"

Upon hearing Qin Jun's words, and noticing that everyone lying on the ground except for the people from the opposite school and Jin Di was wearing helmets, as well as the few people still standing, they immediately took off their helmets and threw them aside in a bad mood.

"Old Kuai always drinks AD calcium because he has enough B and C."

Just as he finished speaking and was about to choose the next unlucky person, Lin Li noticed that there was no one standing in front of him wearing a helmet anymore.

Lin Li nodded with satisfaction.

They've finally grown up.

That's right, it would have been so much better if you had done this sooner, instead of forcing yourself to use the "duck blood bottle".

Seeing Qin Jun scolding his underlings, Lin Li was displeased.

What I dislike most are these guys who keep talking big and giving unsolicited advice from the sidelines, completely oblivious to the realities of the situation.

Lin Li raised the "duck blood bottle" again.

Then, pointing ahead in shock, he exclaimed, "Dude? I was just joking about liking Sister Yu, and you're acting like this? Seriously? Dude, I was just kidding when I said I liked Sister Yu, but you actually mean it?"

Upon hearing this, everyone was taken aback at first, and then looked in the direction Lin Li was pointing.

—Then we saw Qin Jun awaken as a lion.

Everyone: "?"

Qin Jun: "?"

Huh? Why am I like this?

I fucking dislike Sister Yu!

Sensing the gazes around him, Qin Jun pulled up his pants, then forced a smile and said, "Are you talking about your mother? This is my normal state. Don't envy others just because you're young! Who's interested in Sister Yu!"

Although Lin Li was scolded, he laughed and even gave Qin Jun a thumbs up.

Lin Li acknowledged his quick thinking and resourcefulness; no wonder he was the leader, he's got real skills.

"Okay, okay, I made a mistake then. Everyone, stop looking at him and look at me!"

No longer tormenting Qin Jun, Lin Li put the "duck blood bottle" back into the warehouse, reopened the urn, and smiled at everyone:
"But it seems no one feels like throwing up anymore. Looks like I can't disgust the rest of you. Let's continue with the physical battle."

"Shuh-huh--"

He struck a pose reminiscent of Shen Teng's "Come here!" gesture, except the hooking finger action was replaced with flicking ash. Lin Li flicked ash while hopping forward without changing his posture, clearly enjoying himself.

Everyone quickly retreated.

"Bro! Should we run away? We're too scared to fight anymore. We weren't even here to fight him, and we've already won the fight we agreed to..."

Kong Jingyun tried to rally his spirits, but no longer a staunch materialist, he simply couldn't muster the courage. He took a few steps forward and then retreated, speaking in a trembling voice to Qin Jun, who was still adjusting his crotch.

"Damn it, a bunch of useless trash!"

Qin Jun did have a slight thought of backing out, but he couldn't swallow his pride.

Even if he could swallow it, Xiao Qinjun couldn't.

To be frank, his own group was also somewhat useless. So many people were attacking an unarmed person, and not only did they fail to hit him, they also ended up in this miserable state.

From Qin Jun's perspective, Lin Li hadn't done anything at all, except for throwing away some ashes and saying a few things about Sister Yu and Huang Yao.

And just like that, their own side was completely routed.

"Fine, I can tell you bunch of useless trash can't get over this, but you're just going to let them throw things at you? Let me ask you, don't you have hands? Don't you have anything to throw at people?"

Qin Jun spoke to his underlings and demonstrated by throwing the stick in his hand hard at Lin Li.

"Damn it, a sneak attack! That's unsportsmanlike conduct!"

Lin Li, engrossed in his art, almost missed it and let out a soft sigh.

When the passive skill "Catch a Blade with Bare Hands" is triggered, Lin Li becomes extremely sensitive to any flying object approaching him. He can detect it even with his eyes closed and accurately catch it after predicting its trajectory.

I've used this skill to show off on several occasions before.

However, this is on the premise that the passive skill is in a triggered state.

This requires that you cannot hold anything in your hands, and naturally you cannot hold an urn containing ashes.

The ability hadn't worked yet, so he was focused on cleaning the dust and didn't even see Lin Li in front of him. He only 'heard' the stick being thrown right in front of him. He was able to dodge it simply because his physical abilities were too strong.

"Look! Look! Isn't this fucking better? Isn't it effective? There are so many people, but not a single brain can be put together! No wonder you fucking can only go to vocational high school!"

But Qin Jun was completely unaware of Lin Li's situation. Seeing Lin Li's reaction, his eyes lit up, and he felt that his idea was correct, so he shouted loudly to his underlings.

Upon hearing this, the underlings' eyes immediately lit up.

Jun-ge was absolutely right this time. As long as it's done remotely, the ashes won't reach them! Then everything will be much easier!

"Jun's right! We can smash him to death! Brothers! Just smash him! If we manage to knock his urn down, we can take care of him too!"

The henchmen echoed and shouted, throwing their weapons at Lin Li, then picking up other things from the ground.

Lin Li perfectly dodged the dense barrage of bullets that would be almost impossible for an ordinary person to avoid unscathed, but he retreated as he dodged.

Seeing this, everyone assumed Lin Li was out of options and became even more excited: "Keep throwing! Keep throwing! This black-stockinged hero is out of tricks!"

Lin Li had already hidden behind a tree, and now he poked his head out and looked at everyone with a smile: "Not so, brother."

If he wanted to, he could find a thousand ways to deal with this group.

Lin Li smiled gently: "I've just finished the first phase of the work, and now I'm moving on to the second phase."

Qin Jun and the others were taken aback upon hearing this.

Lin Li placed the urn on the ground and then sincerely asked, "Hey guys, has anyone seen 'Guilty Crown'? Anyone? I'm waiting online, it's urgent."

Qin Jun and the others: "(；☉_☉)?"

Unlike them, who were completely bewildered:

Zhao Nan: "!"

A voice from heaven! A voice from heaven!
Upon hearing those words, Zhao Nan felt the pain from the wounds on his body fly away!
Flash Niu Zi finally arrived, albeit late!

"I've seen it! I've seen it! I remember the famous scenes very clearly!"

So while Qin Jun and the others were stunned, Zhao Nan responded loudly.

He hadn't seen it before, but after being slapped by Flashy Bull, Zhao Nan immediately watched the series to find out why Black Silk Man had brought it up.

Then I became even more terrified of the Black Silk Man.

Anyone who could replace the sword in this scene with a Shining Bull is a genius.

But now, the Black Silk Hero isn't dealing with himself!

Some people are only feared when they become opponents, but only fortunate when they become teammates.

So Zhao Nan cheered for Lin Li with all her might: "Bro! I've not only seen it! I can sing that song! I can even provide background music for it!"

"Oh?" Lin Li, who was about to start singing, stopped when he heard this. "In that case, you can sing."

Zhao Nan took a deep breath:

“Regentropfen sind meine Trnen! (Raindrops are my tears!)”

"Wind ist mein Atem und mein Erzhlung!" (The wind is my breath and my words!)

It sounds bad, but it's not.

It's not as good as the original at all.

But it was, after all, a token of goodwill.

So, in order to pamper his fan, Lin Li still cooperated with a solemn expression, closed his eyes, and reached his hand towards his collar.

While Qin Jun and the others were completely bewildered and had no idea what was happening, Lin Li's voice was already trembling with tears: "Grandpa Shan Qing, please lend me another hand..."

"Lend me your power!!!"

"call out--"

A whooshing sound rang out, and a white afterimage emerged from Lin Li's collar, tracing an arc before appearing before everyone.

A long, white bone.

It appears to be... a human forearm bone.

"Shuriken Excalibur!!!" Lin Li shouted again.

Qin Jun and Zhao Nan: "(；☉_☉)?"

So this is the kind of help you provide?!

(End of this chapter)