LOL: I've already been transferred to the manager, but you just came to the system

Chapter 125: The small workshop is really good at cutting materials!

As a college student addicted to freeloading, it would have been impossible for Sill to spend money to watch an e-sports game.

He has to think for a long time before buying a half-price discounted skin for playing League of Legends, so he can only sit in front of his roommate's computer and watch free live broadcasts together.

If you have that money, you can save it to buy your goddess a cup of milk tea or a piece of clothing. That's also good. At least she can reply to you on WeChat and say thank you.

If nothing unexpected happens, his life will continue to be so beautiful and peaceful, and then after the goddess graduates, they will walk into the marriage hall hand in hand.

But everything changed dramatically on June 9th.

The adopted son stabbed his adopted father with his Fang Tian Hua Ji (6)

Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng: "I knock, my sons, look what your father got - (with picture) two tickets for the LPL regular season!"

Yun was furious: "You deserve to die. You actually got the ticket for free just by posting in the Palm Alliance???"

There is no Diao Chan in the Three Kingdoms: "Hurry up, disappear from the group, @备哥哥 is not called Onii-chan, dormitory leader, can you kick this person out of the group chat?"

Brother Bei is not called Onii-chan: "Please be patient. People sacrificed many years of their lives to get these free tickets. We should not be envious (Wow, I really don't envy them!)"

As the saying goes, the relationship between men is that they are afraid that their brothers will suffer, but also afraid that their brothers will drive a Land Rover.

Wei Wu Yifeng is one of those people in the dormitory whose family situation is relatively difficult. He usually works part-time as an online writer for e-sports articles to earn a living during his spare time. His roommates would take care of him when they encounter overdue royalties or in emergencies, but now you tell them that he got LPL tickets for free?

My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't!
The most important thing is that there are six people in the dormitory, and four of them are busy completing materials for their project assignments, so they can't snatch the ticket from him.

Cao Chengxiang Wei Wu Yifeng: "@Everyone, you guys just envy my luck, @Three Kingdoms' No. 1 Cool Male God (sill) Xiao Yuyu come watch it with me, your photography skills are amazing, come back and make them jealous."

Sill immediately wanted to type a rejection, because today he had to go to the mall to queue up and buy his goddess the limited edition bag she wanted most.

Prime Minister Cao Weiwu Yifeng: "It seems that your goddess is a fan of EDG and also bought a ticket for today's match with TES..."

The most aloof male god in the Three Kingdoms: "Godfather!!!"

……

Two hours later, at Zhengda Square, under a flower bed not far from the ticket gate, Wei Wu Yifeng was looking at his roommate in front of him, who was wearing a mask of pain, with endless left hand and drinking blood with right hand, and was trying to persuade him in great depression.

"No, buddy, look at it calmly. It's hard to find a three-legged frog in this world, and there aren't many two-legged women."

"Look at you. You got the last free gift from TES. I gave you at least half of my luck."

Tian Lian could see that they were just looking for an excuse to trick their brother who had always been a bootlicker in their dormitory out to watch the game, to see if they could cleanse the soul of this love-brained man with the eternal truth that e-sports does not need women.

Who would have thought... who would have thought that something I just said would actually come true.

At the ticket gate, he saw the goddess of the Foreign Languages ​​Department that Sill had always been thinking about, queuing up holding the hands of two men.

That’s right, he saw it right, the “goddess” was holding the hands of two men and watching the game together, and she was wearing the coolest clothes possible in the hot summer.

When you see the pool parties of several female heroes in LOL, you will feel inferior.

"My goodness, two and one, city people just know how to have fun..."

Just after sighing, Sill, who saw the true appearance of the goddess with his own eyes, became what he is now!
It really is true that the road to your goddess is actually smooth and unobstructed, with both broad and narrow paths, and countless people have stepped on it, but you insist on being a warm-hearted man and a bootlicker; there is no other way, a bootlicker is in a state where even human hands cannot touch him, and a warm-hearted man has to rank behind a dog.

The bike you don't even want to touch is kicked by others...

"Hey...hehe..."

"Fuck, brother, don't scare me. Calm down. You can't be a Sigma man. You can just keep saying sweet things. For example, maybe the relationship between the three of them is just pure friendship?"

"pure?"

"A pure relationship between a man and a woman, right?"

"Running together in the hotel, or hiking together late at night?" Sill stood up and sneered. "Okay, I'm not that fragile."

"That's good, that's good, brother, your expression just now scared me to death."

"Let's go!"

"Let's go, where?"

"Check your tickets to watch the game. Where else can you go? She supports EDG, so we are all die-hard fans of TES today."

Cao Prime Minister Wei Wu Yifeng's eyes lit up. After confirming that his brother's emotions were not fake, he breathed a sigh of relief and echoed, "Yes, yes, yes, a ten-year TES fan came uninvited, okay!"

"Pfft... Brother Yang has only been in the industry for four years, and TES has only been established for one year. You ten-year fans are really hypocritical."

During the queue, a long-haired girl standing in front turned around and joked, seeming to have heard a conversation between the two.

Prime Minister Cao Wei Wuyifeng, who had never lost in theory but never won in practice, blushed and stammered, unable to utter a complete sentence when he heard that it was a beautiful woman who was speaking.

"That...that...I...we!"

“We are really fans of TES.”

Who would have thought that Sill, who was still on NetEase Cloud Music a second ago, responded very naturally: "I am a ten-year old fan, for sure!"

Pointing to the TES support items in his hand, Sill took out the battle logo and pasted it on his face, "I'll count the first year first, and I'll pay off the loan for the next nine years!"

"Hahaha, I'm also a TES fan, so should I say, a professional excavator player, who doesn't count time in the void, and a ten-year old fan?"

"It's not impossible!"

The two of them became more and more excited as they talked, and even after checking their tickets and finding that they had consecutive seats next to each other, they decisively abandoned Prime Minister Cao Wei Wuyifeng who was following behind them.

The legacy of Prime Minister Cao Weiwu: ???

No, man, am I the clown?
(Snowflakes ~ fluttering…)
……

Shanghai University of Finance and Economics, in the male dormitory.

As the deadline for submission is approaching, Prime Minister Cao Wei Wu Yifeng is sitting in front of the computer, writing papers very quickly with his hands!

"It's done!"

The enter key was pressed, and when the last word was typed into the Word document, the young man finally breathed a sigh of relief.

Copy and paste, and as usual send it to the Fang Tian Hua Ji godfather group for roommates to appreciate.

Prime Minister Cao Weiwu Yifeng: "My godfathers, I wonder if you have any opinions after reading this article "TES team is happy to be the matchmaker, and the e-sports competition occasionally serves as the Qixi Magpie Bridge". Please give me some advice!"

Yun was furious: "It's just a small workshop, but the ingredients are really good!"

Brother Bei doesn't call him Onii-chan: "It smells too strong!"

"Are you really not experiencing a creative bottleneck? You've already seen one or two of them at the e-sports event..."

“So humans can’t replace AI!”

"Hey, I've already said that. Sometimes reality is more magical than fiction. It's not like you haven't seen the video of a dozen young couples openly having sex in the stands of a stadium in broad daylight at a certain school."

"TES is wasting talent if they don't invite you to be the head of the marketing department." Sill gritted his teeth and watched the other party's magical realism and Mary Sue's ridiculous "e-sports couple love story" and endured the physical and physiological discomfort. At the last moment when he fell asleep on the bed, he emphasized: "The guest appearance fee, two days of meals, thank you."

"Hey, I really plan to apply for the self-media operation planner position of TES team."

“I just don’t know if they accept part-time jobs!”

Yun was furious: ...

"I think you can watch the video that the club just released. Brother, I admit that the soft article you wrote is very exciting, but when it comes to the whole life..."

“I can only say that I need to practice more!”

TES released a video? What video?
Wei Wu Yifeng quickly took out his mobile phone from the junction of his crotch and the bench, and quickly clicked to find a certain blog APP.

Sure enough, just as my roommate said, a dynamic post called event preview was pinned at the top of the TES homepage.

The text at the beginning is quite normal, "TES team will usher in the second match day of the LPL Summer Season!"

"June 6th! 11:16 in the afternoon!"

"TES vs. WE, see you there."

However, just below the dynamic text, a video was posted, which was unusual.

wrong!

Something is wrong!
As a man who has undertaken all kinds of strange writing tasks on the Internet, Wei Wu Yifeng quickly realized that the TES club seemed to be doing something big.

Number of clicks: 161800!

Comments: 960!

Without rushing to click on the video, Wei Wu Yifeng noticed the abnormal comment data under the TES official Weibo updates at first glance.

A game preview posted by an official blog two hours ago would receive tens of thousands of hits and nearly a thousand comments.

Click on the comment area.

The front row, the sofa-watching party, and the peanut beer and eight-treasure porridge that were common in the past are all gone.

If he had not been clear-headed, when he first saw the TES comment section, Wei Wu Yifeng would have thought he had come to some Big Goose production base.

【Goose! Goose!】

[Goose! Goose! Goose!]

[I can’t take it anymore, oh help me, I’m almost dying of laughter in this video. ]

[Bad news: It seems like they actually read our posts criticizing TES on Tieba.]

【Good news: They actually listen! 】

[Just because the Ninja World War has become a reality, I will no longer call you the marketing team. ]

[Marketing? This is clearly a huge amount of traffic, okay? They are really good at it, other LPLs should learn from them. ]

[TES, tell the truth, where did you recruit this genius planner? 】

ha?
What, the Ninja World War came true?
Top Esports team takes the lead in this activity?

At this moment, Wei Wu Yifeng felt that the little question mark above his head suddenly had a lot more friends.

He decisively left the comment section and clicked on the video. He really wanted to see how powerful this genius planner could be who could get several roommates to urge him to practice more.

【High energy in the front row! 】

[Run quickly, your life will be in danger in the next five minutes! ]

【Come on, let's ask the most classic question. 】

[How many floors does one have to carry a bag of rice?]

[Official memes are the most deadly! ]

Soon, Wei Wu Yifeng finally saw the scene that made the players laugh like geese.

At the beginning of the video, the camera switches to a high-angle shot.

Looking down from the sky, it is a huge gathering place for people.

Uh--Konoha Village!

Wei Wu Yifeng quickly found the answer to the question by looking at the first frame of the video and the painting style and architecture in it.

After the camera was pointed at the ground for two seconds, it suddenly changed and showed a scene at the entrance of Konoha Village in an unknown episode of "Naruto".

"puff……"

"Great pen!"

In the screen, a hilarious scene appeared at the beginning. The village sign with the big words "Konoha" on it was replaced.

A string of words "WE E-sports Club" suddenly replaced it.

Then, another shot flashed by.

This time it was a towering tree, and the twisted face in the middle of the tree was TES...

"I don't understand why everyone is discussing that we, TES, are the newly promoted team in LPL and WE are the champions of the LPL Spring Split. It seems that today's game is destined to be a disaster for us!"

The face of TES assistant coach 694 suddenly appeared on the body of an anime character wearing red clouds and a black robe, but the lines he spoke were familiar jokes to the players.

【Boss, great advice! 】

【The advantage is mine! 】

[The realm of Bobo Chicken is right before our eyes! (dog head)]

694's lines continued, "Four years ago, Brother Yang graduated from Shanghai University and joined e-sports, and WE e-sports then became stable..."

"Everyone on our TES team is extremely capable. We just defeated EDG, who are known for their invincibility in teamfights!"

"Today I believe that the same is true when facing WE. As long as we work together sincerely and don't think about being a lone wolf, victory will eventually belong to us."

“TES is awesome!”

"Let's be invincible in a team fight!"

"Hey, what are we having for dinner tonight?"

The funny thing about the video is that the other five contestants each picked a portrait with a funny expression that they accidentally took in their daily lives and embedded it on the body of an Akatsuki member.

[Too many factors cause discomfort! ]

[Okay, okay, perfect collaboration, right? The Akatsuki organization is taking the initiative to fight. ]

[I just want to know where Lin Peien's scene is? ]

[Here it comes, Master Guang transforms into Lin Pain, Shinra Tensei destroys WE! 】

[Actually, I would rather see Sass fight against Naruto (funny)]

Wei Wu Yifeng can basically guess what the following content is.

Put the head of Master Guang on Pain's head, and send a tornado to destroy the parking lot of Konoha Village, which symbolizes WE!
According to today's game preview, TES will crush WE.

In terms of the degree of the joke, it is not outrageous, but considering that Guang Zhangmen, a club owner, can personally participate in the meme, this video has a very exaggerated bonus point.

You should know that if you win, you brag, and if you lose, you criticize!

This is a daily routine in e-sports. If someone says before the game that they lose, everyone in the forum can level up three levels. As it is now, the team boss is taking the lead in starting a team fight. I can't imagine what kind of rhythm will happen if they lose to WE.

However, for a club like TES, which not only secretly read the memes on Tieba but also took the initiative to turn them into reality, as the first to take the plunge, it is certain that TES will have a high degree of favorability from the audience.

(End of this chapter)