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Chapter 2: The Strange Young Master
Besides the woman who was acting as a lap pillow and that "Mr. Feng", there should be many other people around Shen Mo.

The buzz of conversation and discussion never ceased.

"What's wrong with this Mr. Su? He actually wants to go up and fight with the Crazy Puppet?"

"If it weren't for that crazy puppet that suddenly stayed there for some unknown reason as if it had a disease, I'm afraid he would have been shattered into pieces by now!"

Crazy puppet is sick? So this is how I survived... Su Daoshan's heart moved, and for some reason, he suddenly remembered the exorcism talisman.

Is there any relationship between the two?
Someone nearby sighed, "The Su family suffered a great loss this time. Because of him, at least ten more carts of supplies and food were lost. Winter is almost here... This Master Su is really too ignorant."

"What's so strange about this?" A somewhat sharp male voice said sarcastically, "You don't know that the second young master of the Su family is a fool. People in Yishan City call him Su Dazi."

Nerd...are you talking about me?

Shen Mo's ears perked up.

According to the way the human brain works, memories in the mind are like books in a library, which require active search or corresponding external information stimulation to be retrieved, rather than being fully displayed at once.

When someone talks about him, it is a good opportunity to digest and verify his original memory. And he also wants to hear how others see "himself".

"Oh, brother, can you tell us about it?" the person next to him asked curiously.

The man said, "You call him Su Dazi, don't you understand... Well, let me tell you a rumor about him."

He paused and said, "When Mr. Su was a child, he once went out on the street and his mother met an old friend. During the greeting, she praised him and said, 'This child must be your second son, Qiu Ge'er. He was just one month old when I saw him last. I came back and told them that the child was born well and is now growing up more energetic.' This was just a casual compliment, but in the end..."

"What was the result?"

The man chuckled and said, "This young master Su has a photographic memory since he was young. He corrected his mother at the time and said, 'No! Mother, you clearly said that he was very ugly, his nose and eyebrows were all smudged together, and I'm afraid that even if you soaked him in water, you can't open them!'

"In front of others, his mother was so embarrassed that she wanted to hide herself. She slapped him and said angrily: 'You are talking nonsense, kid. You are the one who remembered it wrong. I was talking about someone else!'

"But he was full of confidence and insisted: 'Yes, I remember it clearly, that's what you said. I still remember his name, Qiu Ge'er! Auntie, am I right, is this the name of your ugly child?'"

When they heard this, everyone burst into laughter. Some people even coughed as if they were choked by saliva.

"Brother, is this a made-up joke?" someone asked with a smile.

The person telling the story swore that it was true.

Everyone believed it and said:

"I've seen idiots before, but I've never seen one as dumb as this one!"

"If I were his mother, I would have to find a hole in the ground to crawl into! Now our friendship has become a dead one!"

"Hahaha, I guess her mother doesn't care about being a family friend. She's mainly angry that the child she gave birth to is too stupid."

The man who was telling the story slapped his thigh and said, "That's right. His mother was so angry that she grabbed him and beat him all the way home! And I tell you, there are countless jokes like this. I'll tell you two more..."

The man told two more jokes in succession. They were also about the anecdotes of the Second Young Master Su, which made everyone laugh. And every time he told a joke, a corresponding memory scene emerged in Shen Mo's mind. Unconsciously, his toes were digging into the ground.

But the man finally concluded: "He is too stubborn and too picky. It would be fine if he didn't read books, but reading too much is not a good thing... He is only a teenager, but he talks about the words of saints and the ways of gentlemen all day long. He behaves like an old scholar.

"The most frustrating thing is that if anyone dares to criticize him, he will be very angry. He will be so angry that his face will turn red and his whole body will tremble. He will insist on arguing with you, and he will keep saying the same thing over and over again: 'Speaking frankly is the way of a gentleman!'"

Then the man asked, "Tell me, with such a personality, he pretended to be a hero and took on the mad puppet, causing the Su family to lose ten more trucks. Is that reasonable?"

"Reasonable, reasonable!"

Everyone laughed again, and the atmosphere became very joyful.

"By the way," someone asked, "Has this Master Su entered the sect? This year's county examination will be held in seven days. I heard that this year's selection will be held in Yishan City. Several major sects in Xiabei County will come."

"Join the sect?" Someone sneered, "He has a literary spirit. And literary spirits enter the Dao through literature, which requires a quick mind, understanding, and talent. How could a sect be interested in such a nerd?!"

"There are many outstanding young men in the three cities of Xiabei County. As for this one, I guess he just gave up..."

"County exam?" Su Daoshan suddenly felt flustered. A memory emerged in his mind.

Under the candlelight, a gentle woman was counting on an abacus and said worriedly, "The Su family only has this much property left. If nothing goes wrong with the grain purchase this time, we can still survive this winter. As for next year, I'm afraid..." "Miss, don't worry too much. There must be a way." The maid beside the woman comforted her.

“What else can we do? To reverse the situation, unless our Su family member can win first place in this county exam, otherwise, I’m afraid we won’t even be able to keep our position as a noble family…” The woman sighed softly, with infinite sorrow in her eyes.

It took a long time for Shen Mo to get rid of his memories.

In my ears, people were still talking.

At this moment, he heard the maid who was using her as a knee pillow angrily scolding: "A bunch of maggot chewing bastards, if you have nothing to do, just wash yourself and feed the crazy puppets. What are you talking nonsense here for!"

The crowd suddenly became quiet. Someone explained awkwardly, and then there was a sound of footsteps, and it seemed that everyone was walking away.

Shen Mo sighed in his heart.

In fact, not only did he not make up stories, he was actually being kind - if he were on Earth, the second son of the Su family would be nothing more than a spoiled, middle school student with a second-year syndrome who has never experienced the harsh punishments of society!
"Simple, reckless, stubborn, ignorant of life and death, ignorant of the immensity of the world, willful, and good at showing off!"

"This is definitely a template for seeking death!"

Shen Mo couldn't understand why he had to travel through time and space to such a person's body when there were so many other people he could have traveled through time and space to.

I am a very rational person!
Shen Mo had a splitting headache.

Since I have traveled to this world, my first task is to find a way to survive. But to survive, the identity of Su Daoshan is my greatest reliance, and I must not let anyone see through it.

Once he opened his eyes, he would have to face the gazes of people who were familiar with Su Daoshan. Playing such a nerd was definitely a very difficult challenge. If he wasn't careful, he would be exposed!
"We can only take one step at a time."

"But fortunately, I inherited his memory, so I won't be exposed under normal circumstances. Besides, I participated in the drama club in college, and I followed my master to play ghosts since I was a child, so I know something about acting..."

Shen Mo comforted himself over and over again in his heart, and then silently digested the memories of his original body and prepared various plans. For example, what tone and expression should he use when talking to people, and how he should respond in different situations...

Only after confirming that everything was almost ready did Shen Mo take a deep breath.

"From now on, I am no longer Shen Mo, but Su Daoshan!"

Su Daoshan, the newly-appointed second young master of the Su family, opened his eyes.

"Young Master, you're awake!" the woman holding Su Daoshan exclaimed in surprise.

The woman was about 20 years old, with phoenix eyes and a beautiful nose. She was wearing a light yellow and gold short-breasted jacket, and a lake blue waist-length skirt. She had a slender figure. Especially when she was kneeling on the ground, her curves were like a devil.

As the woman screamed, other people gathered around.

Su Daoshan sat up, pretending to be a little confused, rubbed his temples, and took the opportunity to look down at himself.

Sure enough, there were no Huili sneakers, no panda T-shirts that he had worn for twenty-five years, and no dark blue sports shorts that he had worn for five years... There was only a blue shirt wrapped around a thin and unfamiliar body. The blue shirt was of good quality, but it was covered in blood and mud, and was tattered. There were also many injuries on the body, but they had been bandaged.

Although he was mentally prepared, at this moment Su Daoshan still felt as if he was pulled out of reality and into a dream.

"How is it?" The woman straightened up and asked with tears in her eyes, "Master, are you feeling unwell?"

Su Daoshan shook his head, looked at the woman in surprise and asked, "Sister Xing'er?"

Although he had recognized the woman by her voice just now, in his memory, she should not have appeared in front of him.

When she heard Su Daoshan calling out her name, the woman cried and threw herself into his arms, saying delicately, "Master, Xing'er has finally found you!"

The graceful figure and the enchanting sound of the clips perfectly fit the fantasy of a charming and exclusive maid.

When Su Daoshan was about to hug Sister Xing'er subconsciously, he saw the eyes cast on him from all directions. He pushed the woman away without any hesitation and asked with a straight face, "Why are you here?"

According to the original character, he prepared many different interpretation templates and plans. There is the upright gentleman Su Daoshan, the rigid Su Daoshan, the calm Su Daoshan, the ignorant Su Daoshan...

The only person who didn't show any sympathy to Su Daoshan was the one who showed no mercy to the beautiful woman.

How can I reason with this?

(End of this chapter)