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Chapter 150 Why use so much shower gel? Is it for lubrication?
Chapter 150 Why use so much shower gel? Is it for lubrication?
"Xiu'er, let me go!" Wang Mang was almost suffocated by Liu Xiu, and he grabbed Liu Xiu's hand tightly and shouted.
Seeing that Wang Mang had given in, Liu Xiu finally let go of his hand and turned over to lie on the side.
"Hmph, I see you still dare to speak rudely to me."
"Hey, how come you don't know how to respect the elderly and love the young? I'm so old, what if you kill me?" Wang Mang rubbed his painful arm.
"Hehe, why weren't you afraid of death when you usurped the throne?" Liu Xiu sneered.
"Are you done yet? The Han Dynasty has been restored, so why are you still holding on to this matter? I apologize, okay?"
"To usurp the throne, and all you have to do is apologize? I've never seen such a shameless person."
……
The two were bickering with each other. Aunt Liu, who was watching the show outside, heard that there was no sound from inside, so she sent another message in the group.
Cleaning lady Liu: [It seems like they've finished fighting.]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [This is too fast...]
Front desk clerk Xiao Zhou: [I'm afraid of encountering guests like this. I hope they don't make a mess in the room tomorrow.]
Wang Mang and Liu Xiu were tired of arguing, so they finally turned off the lights and fell asleep.
However, Wang Mang was awakened by a gust of cold wind in the middle of the night. He reached out and found that his quilt was gone. He turned around and saw Liu Xiu wrapped tightly in the quilt, sleeping soundly.
"Don't grab my quilt." Wang Mang pulled the quilt halfway over and was about to cover himself with it, but Liu Xiu pulled the quilt back.
"Will you let me sleep? Cover me with the quilt." Wang Mang said angrily.
"It's not like I meant to snatch it away. You were so far away from me, of course the quilt couldn't cover you. Why don't you just move closer to me?" Liu Xiu was suddenly woken up and felt a little impatient.
"What do you mean? I won't sleep next to you." Wang Mang immediately showed a look of disgust. "Everyone knows that your Liu family has special hobbies passed down from generation to generation."
"What did you say? Say it again!" Hearing Wang Mang's loud criticism of the ancestors, Liu Xiu suddenly jumped up from the bed and looked at Wang Mang angrily.
"I'm saying, you Liu family are all..."
"I told you to speak!" Liu Xiu pushed Wang Mang hard.
As soon as Wang Mang fell back, the soft mattress collapsed, and Wang Mang rolled off the bed and lay on the ground.
Of course, Wang Mang was unwilling to suffer such a loss, so he grabbed something and lashed it out at Liu Xiu. For a moment, the room was filled with the sound of pearls falling on jade plates.
However, Liu Xiu dodged Wang Mang's attack by leaning back, turned around and jumped off the bed, and was walking towards Wang Mang with great momentum, but suddenly he stepped on something round, his foot slipped, he staggered and almost fell.
"Haha, look at how stupid you are." Wang Mang took the opportunity to get up, slipped into the bathroom and locked the door.
At this time, the receptionist on night shift heard unusual noises coming from the two people's room and was leaning against the door of the room, while continuing to broadcast the news in real time in the colleague group.
Front desk clerk Xiao Zhou: [I'm speechless. The old man and the young man in room 205 are quarreling again.]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [No way, young people are fine, but that old man is so troublesome?]
Cleaning lady Liu: [Sister Sun, you're not on duty today, why are you still awake so late?]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [I just saw the news in the group and I was so excited that I couldn’t sleep. I didn’t expect there would be more [grin]]
After Wang Mang hid in the bathroom, he thought he was safe and started showing off again.
"Xiu'er, come in and hit me if you dare!"
At this time, Liu Xiu had been madly angered by Wang Mang and had lost his mind. He actually went straight to the bathroom door and kicked it open with a few bangs.
"Holy crap, you actually got in!" Wang Mang, who had been gloating in the bathroom, was startled when he saw Liu Xiu burst in. In his panic, he grabbed a trash can and slammed it down on Liu Xiu's head.
Although Liu Xiu was quick-witted and blocked Wang Mang's hand, preventing the trash can from falling on his head, the used toilet paper in the trash can was scattered all over the floor, and a piece of it fell on Liu Xiu's head.
"Ahhh!" Liu Xiu quickly shook off the toilet paper on his head, leaned over the sink and rinsed his hair.
But the two of them didn't know that the scream was recorded by the front desk and sent to the group.
Front desk clerk Xiao Zhou: [It's really intense in there. Listen, it's so loud even through the door.]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [Oh my god, is it that powerful?]
Front desk clerk Xiao Zhou: [There was a banging noise in there just now. I don't know what's going on.]
Cleaning lady Liu: [Could it be that the bed collapsed? [Laughing sideways]]
Security guard Uncle Zhang: [Why is there so much noise in there? Could something have happened? Do you want me to go in and take a look?]
"Xiu'er, I didn't mean it, don't blame me!"
Seeing this, Wang Mang knew that his actions must have angered Liu Xiu, so he quickly dropped the trash can and rushed out while Liu Xiu was washing his hair, but he bumped into the receptionist at the door.
"Little girl, I'm sorry." Wang Mang apologized hurriedly and disappeared.
The front desk clerk saw Wang Mang running away with disheveled hair and untidy clothes, and thought something had happened, so he hurried into the room to check.
You don't know until you see it, and it's shocking. A beaded curtain beside the bed had been torn apart, leaving beads of all sizes scattered across the floor. Used toilet paper was strewn across the bathroom floor. Liu Xiu was frantically washing himself, muttering, "How disgusting! How dirty!" as he washed.
Seeing the receptionist come in, Liu Xiu stopped what he was doing and the two looked at each other awkwardly for a few seconds.
"I'm sorry for damaging something in your store."
"No...it's okay. Um, are you okay?" The receptionist had never seen such a scene before and was incoherent for a moment.
"I'm fine. I'm really sorry to bother you so late." Liu Xiu said, and continued to bend down to wash his hair.
"Then you should take a rest first. We can talk about it tomorrow if you have anything." After the customer service representative said this, he secretly took a photo of the room, then quickly left the room and sent the photo to the group.
Customer Service Xiao Zhou: [I didn't expect the scene to be so intense.]
Cleaning lady Liu: [What do they do with the beads after they pull them off?]
Customer service representative Xiao Zhou: [I also noticed that these two people used up more than half a bottle of shower gel in one night]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [Why use so much? It's not lubrication, is it?]
Customer service representative Xiao Zhou: [Also, the bathroom door seemed to be broken. The young man looked aggrieved and kept saying something disgusting.]
Security guard Uncle Zhang: [This wasn't forced, was it? Should we call the police?]
Aunt Sun from Logistics: [What can two men do? Stop meddling.]
Wang Mang ran up the stairs to the door of Su Jiahe's room on the third floor and knocked on the door hurriedly.
"Who is it?" Su Jiahe was lying on the bed playing with her cell phone and hadn't gone to sleep yet.
"It's me, can you let me hide here with you?"
Su Jiahe recognized Wang Mang's voice and immediately opened the door.
"Brother Wang, what's wrong with you? Where's Uncle Wen?" Su Jiahe was shocked to see Wang Mang running to her for help without even wearing shoes.
"Don't mention him. He might come and beat me up tonight."
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