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In the blink of an eye, Guan Gu Shenqi had already brought the "magician" to the apartment.

Qin Yumo and Tang Youyou were very interested in this and wanted to see the mind-reading master who was praised by Guan Gu Shenqi, so they enthusiastically watched.

Hearing the constant exclamations coming from the other end, Zhang Wei asked, "Brother Jie, when are they coming back?"

"How would I know? Maybe Zeng Xiaoxian got stood up by his boss and couldn't record in advance."

"impossible."

"Nothing is impossible. His boss is just as unreliable as he is."

Zhang Wei shifted his body and said, "I heard that Teacher Zeng's boss is actually one of Zi Qiao's ex-girlfriends."

"That makes even more sense; it's definitely unreliable."

"Makes sense."

"I'm a little hungry." Zhang Wei rubbed his stomach. "Does crayfish have an appetite-stimulating effect?"

"Hungry?" Tan Wenjie looked up at Zhang Wei. "You're already eating sausage."

"What sausage?"

"Hey!" Hu Yifei walked over at that moment. "Zhang Wei, your lips are swollen like a Psyduck's!"

"My lips are swollen? Why can't I feel my lips anymore?" Zhang Wei asked anxiously.

"You're not really allergic to seafood, are you?"

"Of course... I don't think so," Zhang Wei said uncertainly.

He gradually developed a lisp, and saliva began to flow from his mouth.

"Quick, take Zhang Wei to the hospital!" Tan Wenjie said.

The two of them rushed out the door with Zhang Wei.

When Zhang Wei finally got to the emergency room, his entire face was swollen and very bouncy.

Zhang Wei cried out, "Brother Jie, I never expected I'd be allergic to crayfish! Waaaaah~, I'll be spending New Year's Eve in the hospital."

Tan Wenjie comforted him, "This is a good thing, Zhang Wei. Now that you know you're allergic to crayfish, you can legitimately refuse to eat crayfish with girls on dates, and you can even avoid going to the ocean."

"I've saved a lot of money without even realizing it," Zhang Wei remarked. "Now that you mention it, I feel a little better."

However, his tongue grew larger and larger, and what he said afterward was completely inaudible unless one tried hard to listen.

"Ouch, ouch!" The nurse pushed in another hospital bed, and lying on it was the same deliveryman from before, and the two of them looked to have the exact same symptoms.

"Handsome, you look familiar. Are you allergic too?" Hu Yifei teased.

The deliveryman, with a mournful face, said, "Sister, I was wrong."

Hu Yifei picked up the other person's medical record hanging at the foot of the bed: "Extremely spicy food allergy, what did you eat?"

"Chicken wings, I'll never do it again." His tongue was swollen and he kept drooling. "I'll bring you free crayfish every week from now on."

Upon hearing about crayfish, the already sickly Zhang Wei immediately lunged forward and grabbed the other person's collar, shouting, "You still want to get me killed!"

The two were fighting on opposite sides of the bed, but what they were saying was completely unintelligible to anyone.

Hu Yifei suddenly answered the phone at that moment.

"Hey? Yu Mo, A-Jie and I are at the hospital. What? Guan Gu went crazy? The magician ran away? It's okay, he's already so old, with his accent, he won't get lost... What? The TV set set on fire? I'll be right back."

She turned to look at Tan Wenjie: "The television over there spontaneously combusted."

"I'll go back."

"Can you fix it?"

"I can fix even spaceships."

Hu Yifei was initially worried about Zhang Wei and wanted to stay with him, but seeing Zhang Wei energetically arguing with the deliveryman while receiving an IV drip, she felt it was unnecessary.

Moreover, there's simply not enough room for anyone to stand in the ward.

It wasn't that she felt a sense of crisis because she thought Tan Wenjie might be alone in a room with Qin Yumo after returning home.

Absolutely not!

On the other side, Guan Gu Shenqi had just arrived at the entrance of the residential area when he ran into Lu Ziqiao.

“Guan Gu, you’ve come at the right time. These are Japanese women. I’m going to teach them how to set off fireworks.” Lu Ziqiao urged. “Tell them that I will light the ultimate fireworks display at midnight tonight. They can come to the rooftop to watch, but they must wear miniskirts.”

Guan Gu was speechless: "You're selling fireworks here?"

"No, it's just that Xiao Hei has a stall downstairs. I was just passing by and helping him watch the stall. I didn't expect..." Lu Ziqiao proudly showed off his spoils.

All of them are contact information.

Do you have a license to sell fireworks?

"We'd like to ask that question too."

The voices came from behind; they were two police officers.

"This stall is suspected of selling fireworks and firecrackers without a license. You two, please come with me."

Guan Gu Shenqi: "This isn't our booth; we're just helping out."

"Why does your accent sound so strange?... If this isn't your stall, who are you, and what are you doing behind it?"

Lu Ziqiao: "We are two ambitious young people on the streets on New Year's Eve, about to let our dreams take flight!"

Guan Gu was speechless, but still explained, "Officer, his head got caught in a door. This stall really doesn't belong to us. He's just temporarily watching it for someone else."

"Instead of watching the Spring Festival Gala at home during the Chinese New Year, he's helping others watch over unlicensed stalls. You can tell he's not someone to be trifled with."

Lu Ziqiao: "Of course we're not simple. We're two ambitious young people on the streets on New Year's Eve, about to let our dreams take flight..."

Guan Gu Shenqi: "I am Japanese, and there are some things I can't explain clearly. I want to find a lawyer."

"Don't blame all the bad things you do on the Japanese."

"I really am..."

Inside the Love Apartment.

Tan Wenjie successfully repaired the television and averted a potential fire.

Where are they?

"It seems like, I should, maybe I'll be back soon."

At the radio station, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't find Lisa Rong; he'd been stood up and was left to wait at the station.

The radio hotline rang, and Zeng Xiaoxian answered it immediately.

"Hello, would you like to request a song?"

"I'm a migrant worker, and I'm still on the construction site today. I'd like to dedicate a song to my wife and son."

"Okay, I'm sure your family will be very happy to hear that."

"This is also for you brothers who are still working tonight, and for you, the host. By the way, can you watch the Spring Festival Gala where you are?"

“It is possible, but…” Zeng Xiaoxian looked at the small television set.

"Could you tell us what programs are being shown on the Spring Festival Gala right now?"

"I..." Zeng Xiaoxian sighed, "Let them despise me then. Due to popular demand, we are now proud to present a special segment: Xiaoxian will watch the Spring Festival Gala with you..."

In the hospital, Zhang Wei happened to be facing a television set, which was already showing the Spring Festival Gala.

"No, don't let me see!"

"What did he say?" the nurse asked, puzzled. Even though Zhang Wei's face had gone down much of its swelling, she still couldn't hear him clearly.

"Don't make me watch!" Zhang Wei pointed at the television.

"Oh, you can't see clearly." The nurse nodded. "Could you please move him closer? He wants to watch the Spring Festival Gala."

detention center,

Lu Ziqiao and Guan Gu Shenqi watched the Spring Festival Gala with nothing to do.

In the apartment,
"Didn't you say you could even repair spaceships?" Hu Yifei looked at the Spring Festival Gala playing on TV, then turned to Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie nodded: "Yes, I used a simple signal device to create a super signal receiver. As you can see, we are receiving signals now."

“But…” Tang Youyou hesitated.

Qin Yumo continued, "But it's playing the Korean version. Which country are you connected to?"

"The signal might have been received from too far away, and it accidentally ended up in North Korea."

"..."X3
"I am bored."

"I'll have to watch the Spring Festival Gala now."

The Korean-language Spring Festival Gala is powerful and resonant, with a built-in hypnotic effect.

When it was midnight, Tang Youyou sat up, rubbing her sleepy eyes, and was pleasantly surprised to find that the TV signal had returned to normal.

"Brother Jie, Yu Mo, Yi Fei, look! They can understand now!" She turned around and found Tan Wenjie lying on the sofa, with Hu Yi Fei and Qin Yu Mo on either side of him, nestled in his arms, the three of them asleep.

"Thump—!" Tang Youyou's eyes widened. It was as if something had startled her.

She didn't quite understand the adult world, but she was deeply shocked.

……

……

What's going on with those two?

When Tan Wenjie came out of the room, he found Tang Youyou and Guan Gu Shenqi hugging and exchanging saliva. If he didn't stop them in time, they might be mating like mammals on the spot.

Since that's the case, then we have no choice but to watch it.

He glanced at the trio of cowardly, lecherous, and poor Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei, and it was clear that they had the same plan.

"It all started with that incident last time, anyway, blah blah blah, blah blah..." Zeng Xiaoxian finished speaking and looked at Tan Wenjie, "Brother Jie, do you understand now?"

"understood."

"You can understand this?" Lu Ziqiao asked in surprise. "Brother Jie, you didn't peek at the script, did you?"

"They're dating, and they're really in the honeymoon phase," Tan Wenjie said. "As for the specifics... I love roast duck, roast meats, lamb skewers, sea cucumber, spicy strips..."

"What do you mean? These things don't seem to be related."

"I just don't like eating dog food."

Three people: "..."

"Huff, huff, huff!" x2
Tang Youyou exclaimed in surprise, "Why is everyone here?"

Guan Gu Shenqi: "When did you arrive? Why didn't you knock?"

“Zhang Wei has already written several pages of his thesis here, and Jie Ge has played two games,” Zeng Xiaoxian said. “It’s been a long time, you two were just too engrossed in yourselves.”

Tang Youyou stuck out her tongue: "Sorry."

Guan Gu Shenqi scratched his head: "I will definitely pay attention in the future."

"I wish it could really be done!"

"Snapped!"

The lights suddenly went out.

"Why did the power suddenly go out?"

"Could it be an alien invasion?"

"It seems the internet went down." Qin Yumo walked over carrying her laptop. "I was just having a fierce online battle with someone, and then the internet went down at the crucial moment. Now they must think I'm scared."

"Want to watch a DVD together?" Zhang Wei took out a DVD.

"Such an old film, a spy movie? No fun."

Zhang Wei rummaged through his drawer: "I have three more here: one about killing spies, one about killing traitors, and one about killing Japanese soldiers. You can choose one."

More than an hour later.

"Yawn~" *8
"Wait, why are there eight people yawning? Yifei, when did you show up?"

"Just when you were showing movies about killing traitors."

"Still no internet or power. I don't think it can be fixed today. What should I do?"

Zhang Wei suggested, "How about we watch it again?"

"Forget it, it's pointless."

Another hour later.

"Yawn~" *8
It's so boring.

Hu Yifei complained, "I just don't understand. A group of progressive young people assassinating a traitor, what a big deal, that they made a movie about it. Killing a traitor can be done in half an hour."

"Easy for you to say, why don't you try?" Zeng Xiaoxian challenged.

"Don't disbelieve me, my great-grandmother was a progressive young woman, and the story she told us was completely different."

"Sister Yifei, please tell us!" Tang Youyou pleaded.

"Really? Maybe we shouldn't." Hu Yifei said no, but turned around and closed the door herself.

"That was a dark era. Traitors and lackeys were a specialty of that time. Among them, the most ruthless and vicious was Mr. Yi. He only had women and power in his eyes, and his hands were stained with the blood of his compatriots. At this time, a student drama troupe was plotting a shocking assassination, and my great-grandmother, Hu Xiaofei, was among them!"

Hu Yifei's story is completely unrealistic. She single-handedly storms into the Japanese army headquarters, bullets can curve, and time can stop. In short, she wreaks havoc everywhere.

"How is that possible!"

The crowd protested.

Next came a storytelling relay race, where everyone's great-grandfather or great-grandmother would appear and tell their own wonderful story.

Tan Wenjie sensed something was amiss.

In this world where power is severely restricted and magic cannot function, the rules have actually changed.

Moreover, he noticed that as the group talked, a strange power had connected to the seven of them.

"and many more!"

Tan Wenjie spoke up promptly.

“I almost forgot, you haven’t told me your great-grandfather’s story yet,” Hu Yifei said.

Everyone waited quietly for Tan Wenjie to tell his story, completing the final piece of the spy drama puzzle.

"I think I should..."

He opened his mouth, only to find that the power was firmly locked onto the seven people, without shifting in his direction at all.

“I think we should start from the beginning. I don’t reject science fiction content, but you’ve already told the story to the point where it can’t be extended any further.”

"Okay, anyway, I also think this story is just so-so," Hu Yifei said indifferently.

Who started?

“I’ll do it,” Tan Wenjie said.

As he finished speaking, the power was severed from above the seven people's heads, coalesced into a ball, and then the first wisp flew towards him, connecting with the top of his head.

Tan Wenjie began by saying, "During the Republic of China era, the underworld was in chaos, with traitors and lackeys. It was a dark era."

"Wait a minute, this doesn't seem to be any different from what Sister Yifei said."

“You’re allowed to each add a little something,” Tan Wenjie said, “but only if you maintain the integrity of the story.”

Hu Yifei: "Then martial arts. I need to have excellent martial arts skills to kill traitors."

Zeng Xiaoxian: "I'm already this charming, it would be a waste to use more charm, so... I'll become the protagonist!"

"That's too cunning! This won't do!"

"Yes, everyone is a main character!"

Zeng Xiaoxian's words immediately drew opposition from many.

"Then I will still be a steadfast warrior," Zeng Xiaoxian said helplessly. "There must be moments of glory."

“It’s my turn, and I think I should add love!” Guan Gu Shenqi looked at Tang Youyou with deep affection. “I want to be with my lover.”

“Complex acting skills!” Tang Youyou said. “And director, I can accept the challenge of acting as a woman disguised as a man.”

"Youyou~, you can't become a man!" Guan Gu Shenqi tugged at her arm.

"Alright, alright," Tang Youyou said helplessly. "Then I'll become a female fighter in a theatrical troupe who wants to avenge her father's murder, and also the top courtesan at a nightclub."

Lu Ziqiao hurriedly said, "It's my turn, it's my turn! A big shot, it has to be a big shot, let me do whatever I want."

Zhang Wei sneered: "Top expert!"

"Hey, Zhang Wei, what do you mean?" Hu Yifei said unhappily.

"Yifei, we might not even have any scenes together," Zhang Wei said. "I need to be faster than a bullet, so at least let me survive to the finale."

"Oh dear, how could I forget that?" Tang Youyou exclaimed, "I don't want to wrap up filming early, Director, can I add another take?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "No!"

Qin Yumo raised her hand: "Then I want to own a building, collect rent from it, and then leisurely watch you guys fight."

Finally, everyone looked at Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie: "I just want to be able to fully utilize my own abilities."

Not allowed; it seems their plan to exploit the bug has been discovered.

"Alright, then I'll use all my skills to the fullest."

As everyone chose to end, Tan Wenjie's vision immediately went completely black.

The Jianghu of the Republic of China Era—Begins! (End of Chapter)