I logged into Mr. Zombie

When Tan Wenjie returned to the apartment, he saw Zeng Xiaoxian, Lu Ziqiao, and Zhang Wei huddled together, boasting to Guan Gu Shenqi.

The three men were beaming with excitement, their expressions utterly lewd.

Of course, Zeng Xiaoxian's eyebrows flew even more exaggeratedly, and he could already dance to the rhythm.

"What's wrong with the three of them?" Tan Wenjie asked the only person present who could be considered normal—Guan Gu Shenqi.

"I don't know, but all three of them seem to have had very special experiences!" Guan Gu Shenqi shook his head, indicating that he didn't know what had happened either.

These three people are characterized by having things they can't express clearly, and then they just laugh foolishly at each other.

Tan Wenjie casually picked up some snacks from the table and looked at the three men. From their lewd looks, it wasn't hard to guess that they were definitely involved with women.

And what is certain is that this woman has absolutely no connection with the three of them.

"My Extra gum goddess," Zhang Wei said with a lewd grin, counting his chewing gum incessantly. "She likes me, she doesn't like me, no, no, no, she definitely likes me, your Extra gum, no, your Extra gum~"

Why are they starting to perform skits?
"..."

Zeng Xiaoxian wasn't going to be outdone: "Can you imagine? She must like me, that's why she came here to borrow our bathroom."

"What?! You actually lent your apartment bathroom to a stranger?" Guan Gu Shenqi's face was full of "Are you crazy?" "Teacher Zeng, aren't you a germaphobe?"

"So I gave her my disposable razor," Zeng Xiaoxian said, raising his eyebrows with a lewd grin. "Do you know what it means when a woman borrows a razor from a man?"

Lu Ziqiao, who was feeling annoyed, chimed in, "That means she's probably a man and needs to shave."

"Wrong! It means she's crazy about me, maybe she's a fan of mine."

"Aren't you a radio host? Does she know who you are?"

"What? Can't a radio host have their own fans who appreciate their looks?" Zeng Xiaoxian said, clearly annoyed. "I have my own fan club too, okay?"

"Yes, pickled vegetables!"

Zeng Xiaoxian has promoted his fan club more than once, but none of them have ever seen the so-called "pickled vegetables" in real life. They have only heard of the name but never seen the person. There is reason to suspect that Zeng Xiaoxian made it up himself.

"Sigh!" Lu Ziqiao couldn't help but sigh. "I finally know who she is. She must be one of the women I hurt back then. I didn't expect her to misunderstand me so deeply. Even after so long, she still won't let me go. It seems I have no choice but to force myself to go back to her."

Zhang Wei asked instinctively, "Since she's your ex-girlfriend, why don't you know her?"

Zeng Xiaoxian then explained, "Because Ziqiao deletes his memories every now and then, or as he puts it, he clears his memory."

Lu Ziqiao nodded repeatedly: "That's why I sometimes run into my ex-girlfriends by accident. In the past, they would at most throw a glass of wine at me, but this time they've been following me for so long, so they must still be thinking about me."

"..."

Tan Wenjie showed no interest in their exciting story. After asking Zeng Xiaoxian if he had found the person he was looking for and receiving a negative answer, he casually picked up a computer.

"What game are you playing?" Lu Ziqiao, sitting next to Tan Wenjie, asked. "It looks like a tower defense game, but with such good graphics, I've never heard of it before."

"You only study Ludo, when did you start playing games?"

"Have you forgotten the last CrossFire (CF) battle in our neighborhood?"

"It was a complete... utter defeat!"

"..."

Because Tan Wenjie was playing a new game, the others also gathered around.

"This scene looks like... Saint Seiya? There's a Saint Seiya game, but I don't know about it."

"This is a game I developed," Tan Wenjie said casually.

Although it's called a game, it's actually a miniature projection of the God of War world, where Tan Wenjie, as the God King, can issue commands from a distance.

Thanks to these efforts, the number of Saint Seiya warriors has been steadily increasing.

From a game perspective, this is a classic farming game, but a cheat version, with a large population that you can convert at will.

Moreover, the same applies to other worlds.

The world of Harry Potter is like a magic workshop, whose main function is to produce various magic potions; it's a magic workshop simulator.

World War Z is a game about zombie creation and scavenging/fighting.

The display on the computer game screen is only the surface; the real source of power lies in Tan Wenjie's own strength.

In just a short while, a new war has begun. Tan Wenjie has poured his power into it. Since Kratos is no longer available, Tan Wenjie alone will have to contend for supremacy in the realm of gods in that world.

Athena has no plans to participate and is currently content to be a mascot on Mount Olympus.

This time, Tan Wenjie's main enemy is the Norse gods.

Having bypassed the massive body of the World Serpent Jormungandr, Tan Wenjie, wielding the power of the three Olympian giants, wreaked havoc among the guardians of the divine realm.

At this moment, a Valkyrie blocked the way.

"Hey Jie, let me try!" Lu Ziqiao said excitedly, rubbing his hands together. "He looks like a BOSS, and I'm best at fighting bosses!"

Tan Wenjie graciously handed the computer to the other party.

After all, what's pressed here isn't important; what matters most is whether Tan Wenjie is willing to unleash that power.

Lu Ziqiao gently pressed the skill button, and Tan Wenjie on the screen conjured a lightning spear with his right hand, casually tossing it forward. It immediately pierced through the Valkyrie's chest, pinning her to the ground.

"How can it be so simple?"

"Could this just be a small monster with skin?"

"The game is not difficult at all."

"Hey, hey, it's my turn!"

This time, it wasn't just the three of them; even Guan Gu Shenqi became interested.

Wars between the realms of gods require a layered confrontation of power; situations like Tan Wenjie's, where a god-king directly intervenes, are rare. Therefore, unless Odin, the god-king, personally intervenes, they can absolutely crush their opponents.

The group had a great time for a while, but then they lost interest; it was too awesome and boring.

Playing games should be challenging enough, otherwise it will only diminish the fun.

Tan Wenjie picked up his laptop, got up, and went back to his room, leaving the others to continue reminiscing about their unexpected romantic encounters.

"Knock knock!"

A knock came at the door.

"Goddess Yida!"

"Goddess in a bathrobe!"

"Ex-girlfriend?!"

Everyone turned to look at the door, which was opened a crack, but it was Tang Youyou who peeked in.

"Hi~" Tang Youyou felt a little embarrassed by the way she was addressed earlier, and waved her hand, asking, "Did I come at the wrong time?"

Zeng Xiaoxian and his two companions turned away with disappointed expressions.

Guan Gu Shenqi said, "No, those three are out of their minds. Don't worry about them, Youyou."

"What's wrong with the three of them?" Tang Youyou looked at Guan Gu Shenqi, the only one present who, apart from his abnormal Chinese, was in the most normal mental state.

"It seems they've been scammed."

"It's not a scam!"

"You're not allowed to talk about my Yida Goddess like that."

"My ex-girlfriend, it seems there are some things I still need to handle personally."

After a brief but verbose explanation, Tang Youyou roughly understood what had happened.

In short, all three of them are in love.

Moreover, they were simply assuming that the other side was targeting them.

Tang Youyou asked cautiously, "Why do I feel like they're talking about the same person?"

"How is that possible!" X3
The three of them reacted strongly, without prior agreement. Their goddess was absolutely perfect, incomparable to any other ordinary woman; this was simply an insult.

Just then, the knocking sounded again.

"Knock knock."

“It must be Ah Jie coming back again.” Lu Ziqiao waved his hand weakly. “Anyone can open the door.”

"I'll go," Guan Gu Shenqi said.

He's had enough of this group.

As soon as I opened the door, I saw a beautiful woman standing there.

Guan Gu asked, "Hello, who are you looking for?"

"I'm looking for..."

The moment she spoke, the trio, who had been listless, immediately perked up and turned to look at the door.

"goddess!"

"Bathrobe!"

"Mandy? Katie? Katie? Hattie?"

Just as Lü Ziqiao was trying out different names, the other person glanced at everyone in the living room and said, "I'm looking for Tan Wenjie."

"Snap!" x3
"Guan Gu-kun, did you hear something break?" Tang Youyou asked, turning her head with a puzzled look.

"It's the shattered heart of our young boys." x3
The three were furious. Tan Wenjie was already so handsome, yet he still dared to steal their woman.

This is absolutely intolerable!

The person shook his head and said, "It's not me looking for Tan Wenjie, it's her."

Another woman appeared.

A middle-aged female business elite.

Upon seeing her, Lu Ziqiao and the other two breathed a sigh of relief, feeling a sense of balance.

A pretty boy should be paired with a strong woman like this; just thinking about it makes it seem incredibly harmonious.

"Hello, I'm looking for Tan Wenjie."

The three of them felt relieved, but then one of them exclaimed in surprise, "The producer?!"

"Producer? Filmmaker?" *N
Why is the situation different from what I imagined?

"You are..." The female producer looked at Tang Youyou, thought for a moment and said, "I remember now, you are Ms. Tang Youyou, who auditioned for the female lead today, right?"

"Hello, it's me." Tang Youyou immediately stood up and placed her hands on her lower abdomen.

Elegance in an instant.

"You left a very deep impression on me." The female producer looked at Tang Youyou, thought for a moment and said, "Especially the twenty consecutive back handsprings after the crying scene, and the three front flips."

Tang Youyou quickly replied, "Thank you for your praise, I will work hard!"

other people:"……"

This has nothing to do with hard work. What kind of female lead needs to do twenty consecutive back handsprings?

The female producer introduced herself to the other people in the apartment: "I'm a producer of a drama. I met Mr. Tan by chance today. I feel that his appearance and temperament are very suitable for the male lead of my new drama, but he declined my invitation. However, I really want to work with him... As for why I came here, I have to thank Ms. Tang Youyou. I heard from the staff that Ms. Tang Youyou went to the audition with Mr. Tan, but left halfway through. That's why I came uninvited. If I can get him to act, I don't care who plays the female lead!"

"Crack!"

Guan Gu, who was standing nearby, picked at his ear and asked in confusion, "Whose young heart has been broken this time?"

Tang Youyou, feigning coughing up blood, clutched her chest and exclaimed, "It's my acting heart! Now I finally understand why I can't bring my friends to auditions!"

I never imagined that the story of bringing a friend to a job interview, only to fail myself but succeed for my friend, is true!

"What? Tan Wenjie is playing the male lead?" A surprised voice came from outside the door.

"Hu Yifei?" *N
"Ahem." Hu Yifei couldn't control her emotions and walked in somewhat awkwardly.

My presence here signifies the complete failure of the plan.

But now she wants to figure out one thing more: why that bastard Tan Wenjie was approached by a female producer to be the male lead.

"Are you sure Tan Wenjie can play the male lead?" Hu Yifei asked. "Does he have the acting skills? That guy has absolutely no redeeming qualities except for his good looks!"

Seeing that everyone was staring at her in silence, Hu Yifei added, "Okay, he's got quite a good physique."

"Yo—~"

"I just saw it by accident last night. It's his fault for wearing such see-through pajamas after taking a shower!"

"Yo~~~"

"If anyone says that again, I'm going to start beating them up!" Hu Yifei clenched her fists, but her flushed cheeks betrayed her.

The female producer said, "I wanted to make a spy drama set in the Republican era. The first time I saw Mr. Tan, I felt that he was like a young master who had walked out of a wealthy family in the Republican era, with that kind of aura about him... It's hard to explain to you."

"Are you sure it's not the stench of a playboy rich kid?"

"Ms. Hu, please trust my professional judgment!"

"Ok."

Hu Yifei sighed:
Where is that bitch?

"Ah Jie went back to play games."

She walked towards 3601, resigned to her fate, knowing she could let it go; she had only lost one part of the journey, and this matter was not over yet.

Hu Yifei turned the doorknob.

"Wow!"

A face suddenly appeared, startling Hu Yifei, who had been somewhat distracted.

"what!!!"

A loud scream echoed throughout the apartment.

After realizing what she had just done, Hu Yifei blushed and looked back. Everyone saw that she had actually been scared by Tan Wenjie again!
"Flick! One! Flash!"

Enraged and humiliated, he had no choice but to take action!

But her outstretched foot was caught by a large hand before it hit its target.

Hu Yifei, who was still in the high kicking stance, Tan Wenjie, who was yawning and grabbing Hu Yifei's ankle, and the crowd in the distance who were dumbfounded, all seemed to be frozen in time.

Tan Wenjie: "White?"

Swish!
Hu Yifei's cheeks flushed red: "I'll kill you!"

She struggled and then rushed into 3601, returning to her room.

"What did I see?"

"Yifei's attack was actually caught?"

"You mean, Hu Yifei, the Terminator whose combat power is enough to crush the T800, has now encountered a man who can suppress her?"

"Wait, what white? Isn't Yifei wearing jeans today?"

"..."

Your focus is flawed!

Also, who asked this question?
Everyone looked at Tang Youyou.

"..." (End of this chapter)