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"Owner?"

At the South Heavenly Gate, the Celestial Hound, panting, turned to look at Erlang Shen with a worried expression.

The drunken figure had already left, and the gods of Heaven were waving enthusiastically, as if saying, "Come and play again next time, sir."

Their fawning smiles made even a dog like Xiaotianquan think they were a pack of dogs.

With the departure of the important figure who might cause chaos in the Heavenly Palace, all the gods breathed a sigh of relief.

At least, the havoc in Heaven came to an end, and peace was restored to the Three Realms once again.

In this farce, the Heavenly Court appeared particularly humble.

"Go back," Yang Jian said coldly.

Plans can't keep up with changes. He only thought about putting pressure on Chenxiang, making him grow up quickly and then storm the Heavenly Court, ultimately forcing the Heavenly Laws to change.

According to Yang Jian's plan, with Tan Wenjie as his master to teach him, even if Chenxiang doesn't become the most powerful in the Three Realms, he can at least reach a level no weaker than Sun Wukong back then. After all, even Tan Wenjie himself is not sure just how strong Brother Jie is.

Unexpectedly, Tan Wenjie's style of doing things was completely different from what he had thought. Chen Xiang's strength had not improved much and he was insignificant in the Three Realms. However, Tan Wenjie not only had such minor cultivators, but also had many of them.

These people now hold important positions in key locations across the four continents. Mountain gods, land gods, river gods, and underworld officials—the world might not stop turning without the Heavenly Court, but without them, problems would arise immediately.

Moreover, such a powerful force was cultivated right under their noses.

“Brother Jie…”

I glanced again at the clouds outside the South Heavenly Gate; it was already deserted.

Erlang Shen flicked his cloak and turned to walk back.

The other deities looked at each other in bewilderment.

"What's wrong with Erlang Shen?"

"What else could it be? He realized he couldn't beat Emperor Tan, so he got anxious."

"How petty."

"Be careful, he might hear you calling him petty."

"Wang Wang!"

"Hey, run! The dog's coming! Hahahaha!"

Meanwhile, Chenxiang and the others had returned to the Immortal Vocational Technical School.

This experience clearly became a topic of conversation among them, and they were all so excited that their cheeks turned red, making them even more enthusiastic about their practice.

They went to the magnificent Heavenly Palace of Lingxiao without hesitation, and even the legendary Jade Emperor treated them with kindness.

Everyone immediately wrote a letter and sent it home.

Almost all the parents of the young cultivators who received the letter replied in unison, urging them to follow Emperor Tan closely.

Now that they're united, it's understandable that the Heavenly Court fears them. But if they were to stand out on their own, truly believing they possess extraordinary cultivation, they probably wouldn't even know how they died.

In politics, taking sides is a losing proposition – you either surrender or you lose half the battle!
……

The weather was sunny and the breeze was gentle.

On the lake, a small boat ripples through the water.

Tan Wenjie lay on the bow of the boat with his legs crossed, enjoying a rare moment of peace.

It has been quite some time since his last rampage in Heaven. During this period, he has just completed two projections, but because he is too strong, he simply used brute force to rampage through the places he went, without any difficulty, and it was more like a cursory glance.

On another occasion, because he was too powerful, he was thrown out by the world's will before he could even enter, and the entire world entered a state of "closed-door isolation," completely cutting off communication with the outside world.

How to sever his ego and advance his cultivation to a higher level has become one of Tan Wenjie's main goals at present. Of course, he has enough time, and it is normal for him to spend several thousand or even tens of thousands of years.

Suddenly, a rapid "whoosh" sound came from the sky, and two small black dots broke through the clouds and approached at high speed. When they were overhead, it became clear that they were two figures. They sped up and, with a gust of wind, landed in front of Tan Wenjie.

The small wooden boat rocked gently.

The first person was wearing a 21st-century short-sleeved T-shirt and had a buzz cut, while the second person wore a red leather skirt and had long hair.

Upon seeing Tan Wenjie, the other person immediately asked, "Brother Jie, do you have time now?"

"Didn't you ask?" Tan Wenjie sat up slightly.

"It's me, Lu Xiaoqian!"

"Oh...who is Lu Xiaoqian?"

“You didn’t remember, did you!” Lu Xiaoqian seemed to have anticipated this situation. “For me, the last time we met was just a few minutes ago, but for you, it has been more than 500 years since we last met. Silly girl, show Brother Jie what happened between us.”

"No need!" Tan Wenjie waved his hand. "Why did you call me here this time?"

Lu Xiaoqian immediately said, "In the future world, there is a very hateful magician named Ma Lei. He travels through time and space, wanting to destroy the world and become its king. We are no match for him, which is why we thought of coming here to ask you for help. Next, we also plan to go find Brother Pig and Brother Monkey."

Tan Wenjie asked, "If he wants to destroy the world, how can he become the king of the world?"

Surely no one is a ruins enthusiast.

“This…” Lu Xiaoqian scratched his head. This question was beyond his ability to answer. He realized that what Ma Lei did seemed really illogical.

However, it seems quite normal that people who like to destroy the world are mentally unstable.

The silly girl standing to the side said, "Because Mare's mind is not normal to begin with, and what Brother Xiaoqian said about destroying the world is not accurate. Mare just wants to destroy the future that is not good for him. I detected a very strong negative energy in Mare. Maybe it is this energy that will cause him to go berserk in spacetime."

"I see." Tan Wenjie nodded, then lay back down and crossed his legs.

"Brother Jie, why are you lying down? We're in a hurry to save the world!"

The silly girl standing nearby said, "We've detected that Mare has arrived in the same era as us. He's bestowing immense power upon an ordinary person of this era, and that ordinary person's name is Wei Zhongxian."

Tan Wenjie: "?"

Before we knew it, the time had come to this dynasty.

“Now Wei Zhongxian is leading tens of thousands of soldiers and standing with Ma Lei. If we don’t act quickly…” Lu Xiaoqian suddenly paused and looked at Tan Wenjie, “Brother Jie, what are you doing?”

"Write a letter." Tan Wenjie plucked a hair, blew on it, and immediately a desk appeared with pen, ink, paper, and inkstone.

He picked up his pen and wrote quickly, then blew on the finished letter, which fluttered and flew into the distance.

"Alright," Tan Wenjie said, "You guys go ahead and cause trouble for Ma Lei, just don't bother me while I'm sleeping."

"Oh."

Lu Xiaoqian was a little dizzy, but he still nodded and said to Sha Niu, "Sha Niu, let's go find Ma Lei right away."

As they sped through the air, Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu arrived at their destination and saw a sea of ​​clouds covering the distant sky.

The drums thundered, booming and rumbling.

“A large number of high-quality combat units have been detected.” Silly Girl suddenly stopped and said with a serious look, “Identity analysis in progress. Analysis successful. It is 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals led by Nezha, the Third Prince.”

"What? We've actually run into immortals capturing monsters!" Lu Xiaoqian exclaimed in surprise.

"No, according to energy detection, their targets are Ma Lei and Wei Zhongxian."

Meanwhile, on the other side, the magician Mare from the future believed that he had joined forces with the strongest person of this era and had his own power boosted. All he had to do next was find the legendary Time Guardian and kill him... The powerful pressure coming from the sky made Mare's heart tremble.

Ma Lei looked up and saw that the once azure sky was now filled with countless celestial soldiers and generals.

They stood high above the white clouds, their armor gleaming with golden light, looking down at each other as if they were ants.

Among them, a handsome child riding on his Wind Fire Wheels shouted in a stern voice, "Nezha, the Great God of the Three Altars and Seas, is ordered to subdue demons and vanquish evil!"

The voice was filled with boundless majesty.

Ma Lei then turned to look at Wei Zhongxian beside him, only to see that he and a group of soldiers had already collapsed to their knees.

The real gods have arrived; when are you not going to kowtow and beg for mercy?

"I have given you great power, attack!" Mare said angrily.

But a golden hoop swept through the air and slammed into Mare's forehead, causing him to stumble.

Immediately afterward, crimson flames filled the sky, and by the time Mare reacted, a flaming wheel spinning rapidly like a cartwheel was right next to his nose.

He could even feel the intense heat above.

His eyes moved upwards, and a long spear gleaming coldly was pressed against Mare's brow.

If I dare to make any more moves, I'm afraid I'll only face death.

"puff--!"

The spear pierced Mare's head without mercy.

Nezha said, "If Brother Jie would write a letter specifically to mobilize troops, then we should kill even if they surrender!"

The heavenly soldiers swarmed down, and the ordinary soldiers who had suddenly gained extraordinary powers were no match for them. In the blink of an eye, they were all wiped out.

When the retreat signal was given, Nezha turned to look to the side.

Underworld officials were already waiting nearby. When the heavenly soldiers and generals arrived, the underworld officials rushed forward with shackles, seized the soul, and dragged it towards the netherworld.

Times have changed. Although Tan Wenjie is not the ruler of the Three Realms, he has disciples all over the Three Realms. In this world where the gods are almost immortal, face is very useful.

Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu, who rushed over, fell silent upon seeing this scene.

"Silly girl, go back."

"it is good."

……

After being interrogated overtime in the underworld and subjected to the torment of the eighteen levels of hell, the magician Mare finally confessed everything he knew.

Mare got what he wanted: his soul was scattered.

The judge, carrying the case file, carefully walked up to the Yama's Palace.

The eerie will-o'-the-wisps flickered, and the Yama's Palace, which was originally feared by countless ghosts, was now filled with righteousness.

Looking again in the Yama Palace, Yama, the King of Hell who holds absolute power in the underworld, is now wiping his sweat and standing cautiously to the side.

Two figures sat directly above, their imposing aura deterring the little ghosts from approaching. If an ordinary evil spirit dared to enter within 10 zhang, it would likely be put to its eternal life on the spot.

To be even more radical, it might lead to utter annihilation.

One of these two is the current Emperor of Fengdu in the Ghost Realm, and the other is the Heavenly God of Justice in the Heavenly Court.

These two powerful figures, who could shake the three realms if placed together, were now staring intently at the dossier presented by the judge.

The judge, recalling the contents of the case file, also felt a chill run down his spine.

He quickly withdrew and left the Yama's Palace. Although he was curious about how the two great gods would judge the matter, he simply couldn't stand the atmosphere.

When the sky falls, the tallest person can hold it up. These two suddenly taking up their posts in the Yama Palace is no different from the sky falling. Coincidentally, the tallest one is Yama, the King of Hell.

Tan Wenjie only glanced through it briefly before letting go, saying, "It seems the Abyss's hand has still reached here."

The world barriers that are frequently used for time travel by Sha Niu, Lu Xiaoqian, and others are very thin, making them easy to attract the attention of the Abyss.

Moreover, the one who can truly travel through time is not just Silly Girl; Silly Girl is just one of the phones. The case file also mentions the Time Guardian, who also possesses the power to travel through time.

"Does Your Majesty know the reason behind this?" Yang Jian asked in a businesslike manner.

“They are like maggots, impossible to eradicate,” Tan Wenjie said. “And they possess a very strong ability to corrupt.”

Erlang Shen, who had already witnessed this power in Ma Lei, nodded slightly.

However, that abyssal power was very weak, so it was not taken seriously.

But the fact that it was brought up by Tan Wenjie indicates the seriousness of the issue.

"Does Your Majesty have a solution?" Erlang Shen asked. "The Heavenly Court will certainly exert all its strength."

“We must nip this danger in the bud,” Tan Wenjie said. “I have experience dealing with this force, and currently only I can handle them… and I’m also very eager to find out how they found us.”

He had somehow exploited a loophole in time travel. 500 years ago, Lu Xiaoqian asked him for help, but he didn't take it seriously at the time. Now, 500 years had passed, and his strength had increased countless times, making him completely different from before.

However, just because you can exploit this loophole doesn't mean the other party can't.

If the Abyss also uses time loopholes to rapidly increase its power.

The gap between the two sides will probably not decrease at all; in just a short while, the opponent's strength could increase several times over.

"I will report this matter to the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother," Erlang Shen said. "Your Majesty may make any requests..."

Before he could finish speaking, Tan Wenjie interjected, "I also need a less conspicuous force to assist me, preferably a woman, preferably beautiful, preferably..."

Listening to Tan Wenjie say "best" several times in a row, and the very obvious conditions, he was almost about to say the name directly.

Erlangshen: "..."

Tan Wenjie was seeing so many beautiful women right in front of him, but he didn't feel anything was wrong with it.

Because Tam Man-kit is just too open and honest.

……

The time tunnel opened again, and when Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu returned to the 21st century, they saw a familiar figure by the roadside.

"Brother Jie, what brings you here?"

Not only did Tan Wenjie come, but he was also accompanied by a group of beautiful women, each one more beautiful than the last.

Some of them were people Lu Xiaoqian knew, and some he had never met before.

Tan Wenjie simply waved to him and then left with a group of beautiful women.

"That kind of life is so carefree!" Lu Xiaoqian couldn't help but envious. "Hiss—"

He suddenly felt a pain under his ribs, and when he turned his head, he saw the silly girl looking at him expressionlessly.

The phone is so smart, it's exactly like a real person, it even learned to get jealous! (End of Chapter)