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A round head and big ears.

Clumsy and awkward, running like a spinning top.

Tan Wenjie never expected that He Tong would actually have the audacity to bring the counterfeit goods to him.

"Hehehe~" The Boundless Immortal smiled and squinted at Tan Wenjie.

Just as his forehead was about to touch Tan Wenjie's face, his hand was raised to block the approaching bald head.

None of them were very tall, so their fights weren't very dignified.

The Immortal Wuliang chuckled and asked, "Nephew, what song are you singing? It sounds quite cheerful."

“A local children’s song,” Tan Wenjie replied casually.

The crane boy beside him gently raised his chin, the meaning of which was self-evident.

Now that your master has arrived, and he looks exactly like the description, if you're so capable, bring out that imposter too, and let's have a fight.

Cricket fighting is boring; you can fight your master instead.

If you can't get back what you've lost by doing this, then becoming an apprentice will be pointless.

Tan Wenjie shook his head. This young crane was much dumber than the other male cranes. Only the pirates kept sticking their own labels on the genuine ones. He had never seen the genuine one personally tear it off. Taking action meant approval. Wasn't this just giving you guys free traffic?

Only Shen Gongbao seemed a little nervous, but unfortunately, no one present paid any attention to his thoughts.

“Nephew, I heard you have demonic dragons? To tell you the truth, the Heavenly Origin Cauldron I’ve always possessed is specifically for refining demons,” said the Boundless Immortal. “Give me all those demonic dragons, and I’ll use them to refine pills for my other disciples to use in their cultivation.”

Shen Gongbao: "?"

As an observer, I feel like I inadvertently overheard something I shouldn't have.

There's no time to be angry; now it seems the priority is to figure out how to save my own life.

"What Heavenly Origin Cauldron? Let me see it."

"That's it... sigh!"

As soon as Wuliang Xianweng took out the Tianyuan Cauldron, Tan Wenjie snatched it away.

He didn't use any powerful magic or move very fast, but in the blink of an eye, the Heavenly Origin Cauldron that had been in the hands of the Boundless Immortal appeared in Tan Wenjie's hands.

Someone actually managed to steal something from me!
Tolerable or unbearable!
But after thinking it over, the Boundless Immortal decided to hold back. In this world, only a very few people could take things from him.

Those who could seize it would refrain from doing so out of respect for Yuanshi Tianzun, while those who wanted to seize it would fail because they were no match for him.

Therefore, the Heavenly Origin Cauldron has never been lost in the hands of the Boundless Immortal for so many years. When he goes out to use the toilet, he simply places it next to the urinal, and no one ever comes to steal it.

But something seems off today.

After obtaining the Tianyuan Cauldron, Tan Wenjie looked around.

His serious demeanor made Wuliang Xianweng and the others instinctively tense up.

Is he also an expert in appraising antiques?

"It looks a bit like a sea mine."

"..."X3
Who asked you to comment on the workmanship of this thing!
Moreover, this is a treasure of the Jade Void Palace, yet you call it just ordinary.

"What do you know about treasures! Look how beautiful the patterns are, look how magnificent this cauldron is!" The Boundless Immortal said as he raised his short little hand, trying to snatch the cauldron back.

He reached out to grab it, but found nothing. He then looked at Tan Wenjie, who was simply holding the Tianyuan Cauldron and observing it, without making any move to dodge.

The gap in strength between them was probably greater than imagined. Immortal Wuliang quickly adjusted his strategy, deciding to avoid taking action if possible.

"However, the formation inside used for refining demons is quite interesting." Tan Wenjie recalled the Yin-Yang Two Qi Bottle he had obtained from the Golden-Winged Roc.

Both methods involve refining monsters, but because the Yin-Yang Two Qi Bottle comes from the world of Black Myth: Wukong, the monsters refined by it will turn into spiritual essence, rather than a useless pool of thick water.

Spiritual essence is an essential item for cultivators, as is elixir.

The two are similar in their essence.

However, the Tianyuan Cauldron is clearly of a higher grade, after all, it is a treasure of the Jade Void Palace.

He said it was just so-so, but in reality, he considered it his treasure and no one could take it away from him.

"Could it be that those elixirs that can be equivalent to ten years of arduous cultivation were refined from this cauldron, and that my demon race was the raw material?" Shen Gongbao was somewhat on edge.

It seems I'm the only demon cultivator present.

Don't call her Crane Child, she's a fairy crane, with the word "fairy" coming first.

"Will the body develop drug resistance after consuming the pills refined in this cauldron?" Tan Wenjie asked.

One pill can last for ten years, which is nothing. But if there is no drug resistance, it's a different story. As long as you keep taking it, your strength will keep increasing. You can even cultivate a group of "drug gods". Mass production of gods is cost-effective.

"..."

Is your heart made of iron?

The Boundless Immortal Elder smiled and shook his head: "Of course not."

I never expected that the seemingly ordinary little kid in front of me would have such ruthless methods as I do.

That's how you have to be a god. How can you survive calamities if you're not ruthless? You can't expect the heavenly lightning to miss its mark when you're undergoing tribulation.

Tan Wenjie frowned and asked, "One day in heaven is equivalent to one year on earth. If we take this elixir in heaven, is it equivalent to 100 years of cultivation in the mortal realm?"

Boundless Immortal: "??"

Is this a valid conversion method?

It doesn't take long to go to heaven to eat an elixir, but the effect of the elixir is 365 times greater than that in the mortal world.

Is cultivating immortality a matter of arithmetic?

The Boundless Immortal Elder said helplessly, "Of course not. After swallowing the pill, you still need to refine and absorb it. If eating it could directly turn it into cultivation, then cultivating immortality in this world would be too easy."

Tan Wenjie: "Isn't this what cultivating immortality is all about?"

"..."X3
"Confiscated." Tan Wenjie put away the Tianyuan Cauldron.

The Boundless Immortal was greatly surprised: "This is the most treasured artifact of the Jade Void Palace!"

If he loses the item while it's in his possession, and he can't produce the pills when it's time to receive his monthly bonus, he's afraid the immortal disciples of Jade Void Palace will chop him up, grind him into pills, and eat him as an elixir.

Tan Wenjie said, "Stop joking. The best treasures of Jade Void Palace are all on Yuanshi Tianzun. What kind of treasure is this?"

"..."X3
What he said made such a good point that they were powerless to refute it.

But those real treasures are all in the hands of Yuanshi Tianzun; even if they were given to them, they wouldn't dare use them.

"But this is..." Wuliang Immortal Elder was about to reach out and take the Tianyuan Cauldron from Tan Wenjie's body when he suddenly found that his hand was heavy. When he looked down, he saw that there was a cauldron in his hand.

"Look at this cauldron, it's called the Tianfang Cauldron. Not only does it have the same ability to refine monsters as your Tianyuan Cauldron, but it also comes with Bluetooth music playback functionality," Tan Wenjie introduced.

What is the music playback function? It sounds pretty powerful.

Tan Wenjie casually tapped the Tianfang Cauldron, and music immediately started playing.

"Not only can it play music, but it can also chat with you and monitor your cultivation progress. It's practically an essential treasure for cultivating immortality, becoming a god, and subduing demons!"

"I still want the Heavenly Origin Cauldron."

"I haven't explained all the functions yet. Your cauldron is male, and mine is female. Your cauldron won't work when it's with mine. I'm doing this all for your own good."

"Shouldn't it be that the female's charm stops working when she encounters the male's?" Shen Gongbao asked subconsciously.

“I’m accusing you of using a sexist trick!” Tan Wenjie casually threw out an accusation before continuing, “My cauldron is in heat, and males can’t resist it.”

"..."X3
“But I didn’t agree to the change,” said the Boundless Immortal.

For some reason, he felt a strange sense of déjà vu when he heard this dialogue.

"You think you can just say you don't want it? It has your fingerprints on it. It's a female treasure, it has chastity."

"..."X3
At this moment, Wuliang Immortal Elder only wanted to roll up his sleeves, transform into a muscle man, and have a good fight with Tan Wenjie, to show this arrogant young man who was the real second-in-command of Yuxu Palace.

The Boundless Immortal was always full of lies, but this was the first time he had encountered someone even more shameless than himself.

Before he could even make a move, a small, floating golden mountain appeared in Tan Wenjie's hand. The golden mountain radiated powerful fluctuations of world energy; without a doubt, he was no match for it.

The Immortal Wuliang, who had just rolled up his sleeves, put on a smiling face again.

Tan Wenjie asked curiously, "Why did you suddenly roll up your sleeves just now?"

The Boundless Immortal replied, "I suddenly feel a bit stuffy, so I'll roll up my sleeves to cool off."

"Oh." Tan Wenjie nodded and put away the gold mountain as if nothing had happened.

"It's just a Heavenly Origin Cauldron. Since my nephew wants it, feel free to take it. However, I will report this matter to the Primordial Heavenly Venerable."

He thought of trying to use threats again, but to his surprise, Tan Wenjie nodded directly.

“Yes, yes, but since you’ve already gone, I might as well take a little more stuff, so you won’t have to report to me every time I take something.”

Boundless Immortal: "..."

I really thought it was a celestial being who came, but it turns out to be a bandit.

"By the way, do you want this mount of yours?" Tan Wenjie suddenly looked at He Tong.

The Boundless Immortal was startled: "This is my disciple!"

There were even people trafficking people right in front of me.

Seeing his master suffer a loss, He Tong dared not speak, but simply retreated to create distance.

Unable to defeat Tan Wenjie, Wuliang Xianweng had no choice but to complain to Yuanshi Tianzun and cry to his master, hoping to at least salvage some of his losses.

Tan Wenjie chose to leave this world, in case the Primordial Celestial Venerable really came to steal his things; he had to be careful.

He also casually threw all the dragons into the "Gold and Silver Mountain Map".

There is plenty of seawater, as well as mountains of gold and silver, plus a pillar to stabilize the sea, which would be just right.

The world of the Lotus Lantern.

Tan Wenjie opened his eyes again and captured a Chaos Pearl.

The clear and the turbid were not distinguished.

He got up, went outside, and asked, "Sister Chan, do you have any more lotus roots?"

The gates of the Tan family mansion were wide open, but no one was home.

As Tan Wenjie stepped out of the gate, he saw a scholar standing on the street, grinning lewdly and saying something to the Holy Mother of the Three Realms.

The Book of Life and Death appeared in Tan Wenjie's hand, flipping through the pages automatically with a clatter.

"Liu Yanchang?"

I never expected that this kid would actually come knocking on my door.

The Holy Mother of the Three Realms simply shook her head slightly at Liu Yanchang, and then walked back.

"That person wanted to go up the mountain to worship the Third Holy Mother, but didn't know how to get to Mount Hua." The Third Holy Mother explained why she had chatted with him, "But after I heard him say his name was Liu Yanchang, then..."

The Holy Mother of the Third was indeed somewhat curious about the husband in the book.

However, without the romantic filter, she sees Liu Yanchang no differently than she sees Li Yanchang.

As for who Li Yanchang is, it doesn't matter.

Tan Wenjie turned his head to look at Huashan, then at Liu Yanchang in the distance. After spotting Tan Wenjie, Liu Yanchang could only leave reluctantly.

She has a husband; pretending to be crazy is useless.

ε=(ο｀*))) Sigh!
There were a dozen or so middle-aged women at the entrance, each of whom knew how to get to Mount Hua. Liu Yanchang only approached the prettiest one.

"Do you still have any lotus roots?" Tan Wenjie asked again, remembering his earlier question.

“But what about the lotus root of the Lotus Lantern?” The Third Holy Mother shook her head, then said, “I might as well break the Lotus Lantern in half…”

"No need, that would be too wasteful."

Tan Wenjie declined the offer from the Holy Mother of the Three Realms, suggesting that instead of lotus root, dragon could be used.

"By the way, I need to go to the West Sea to visit the Third Princess."

"Third Princess, Cunxin?"

"Yes."

Princess Cunxin and Erlang Shen's marriage had long ended, and no one in the Three Realms dared to discuss it.

Despite having been nearly kicked out of her home several times, Yang Chan still respected her second sister-in-law.

"Ask the Third Princess if she wants to help have a son."

"what?"

The Holy Mother of the Three Kingdoms stared at him in shock.

I never expected you to be this kind of person, liking a woman who's been married for a thousand years, and she's even your second brother's ex-wife... Your identity has multiple advantages.

Tan Wenjie rolled his eyes helplessly. The Third Holy Mother had been staying at home for too long, and her brain had been affected by dirty things.

He took out the Chaos Pearl.

"This is what can help your second brother. After three years of pregnancy, you will give birth to a boy who can help your second brother correct the Heavenly Laws."

"But...why does it sound a lot like the Nezha brothers?"

"Just don't tell Nezha."

"..."

In the end, Yang Chan nodded, agreeing to send the Chaos Pearl over. Whether the Third Princess would agree was another matter.

Tan Wenjie didn't take the matter to heart; he was currently looking for an opportunity to dismember the corpse.

Searching for oneself, transcending the self.

Three days later, Yang Chan returned.

"Princess Cunxin immediately agreed to help her second brother after hearing that it could be of assistance, however..."

"But what?"

"The Dragon King of the West Sea voluntarily swallowed this pearl."

"Ok?"

The art style is a bit off, but it's not a big problem.

No one says the Dragon King can't have sons, and anyone with eyes can see that the setting is almost a direct copy of Nezha's Chaos Pearl, and it's related to Tan Wenjie, so its future is bound to be extraordinary.

The West Sea had previously sent the White Dragon to someone else as a mount, but the Buddhist sect turned their backs on him and he lost a son for nothing.

Then look at Little Crocodile. Back in the West Sea, he was neither loved by his uncle nor his grandmother. But after following Tan Wenjie as a porter, he became very powerful and could sit at the head of the table wherever he went.

Although he didn't join the ranks of immortals and receive a salary, even the gods would stop and greet the little alligator dragon.

To put it simply, even the Victorious Fighting Buddha Sun Wukong treated the Little Crocodile Dragon better than he did the Dragon King of the West Sea.

"Can eating that bead really help me have a child?" The Holy Mother couldn't help but ask again to confirm.

"If it can't be born, let the Dragon King of the West Sea drink the water of the Mother-Child River, and it will eventually be born."

"..."

One day in heaven, one year on earth.

Three days passed in the blink of an eye. For the gods in the Heavenly Court, nothing happened in those three days, and the Three Realms enjoyed good weather and abundant harvests.

But for Yang Jian, the God of Justice, things were in serious trouble: his former father-in-law, the Dragon King of the West Sea, was pregnant and had given birth to a ball.

Wait! Why did another one appear? (End of Chapter)