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"Aren't all spaceships supposed to have roofs?" Kratos stood on the wooden boat, looking around, feeling a little uncomfortable.

"That's how myths are; the more ancient they are, the more mysterious they seem."

Tan Wenjie found a comfortable spot on the small wooden boat and sat down.

Is there a toilet?

Despite having only used it once on his spaceship, Kratos quickly went from frugality to extravagance and even began to be picky about the outhouse.

"Even a war god can be easily blinded by extravagance," Tan Wenjie couldn't help but sigh.

Kratos: "..."

He only said he wanted to use an automatic flush toilet. Besides, not using weapons to dig holes and bury excrement is also a way of respecting his enemy.

The wooden boat wobbled as it started, disappearing into the City of Omnipotence with a beam of light.

Zeus and the other surviving gods all breathed a sigh of relief.

Although he was robbed of his lightning sword and stripped of his armor, even
"Come on, let's continue the music!" Zeus turned his head.

But what met his eyes was the burning gaze of his two good brothers.

Poseidon and Hades: Stare!
It wasn't enough that he was robbed alone; he had to drag the two of us down with him. Now look what's happened—the Greek Big Three have been stripped naked.

"Looks like we need to do something more fun!" Zeus shouted. "Strip naked! Party!"

……

The wooden boat travels through time and space, and after piercing through space, it suddenly appears on Earth.

Sensing something was amiss, the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents immediately sprang into action.

"We have discovered extraterrestrial energy; someone has opened a time portal."

"Looks like we have another uninvited guest."

The street, which was just a few scattered pedestrians a moment ago, was suddenly occupied by a large number of secret agents dressed in suits and wearing headsets.

Yellow barriers were laid out on the ground to keep curious passersby out.

The Marvel fans, who were already used to occasionally taking out their phones to take pictures, continued to film as usual, discussing which tight-fitting monster was appearing and whether they should become fans.

"This ship has very high levels of radiation."

"There are two human footprints around the spaceship. Based on the size of their footprints, we can roughly deduce that they were similar in appearance to humans."

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents worked methodically, deducing information from each message and gradually refining their understanding of the visitor from outer space.

"What are you all busy with?" a voice asked.

The Mediterranean agent who was conducting the inspection looked up when he heard the voice and saw a person of Asian descent and a bald white man in a theatrical costume standing in front of him. He waved his hand and said:

"They are conducting tests and investigations here; there might be radiation."

"Radiation? Holy crap." The Asian man pinched his nose and took a half-step back. "Do you have a mask? Can I have one?"

"It's radiation, not farts." The Mediterranean agent was somewhat speechless.

"Oh."

Don't just nod, put your hand down from pinching your nose!

The Mediterranean agent asked, "Where are you from?"

The Asian man said, "Over there, my buddy had an upset stomach, so we went to the public restroom."

The bald man in theatrical costume standing nearby said, "The toilet is too dirty!"

The Mediterranean agent said helplessly, "I will report this to my superiors."

When will these citizens realize that being a S.H.I.E.L.D. agent is a very prestigious job, and that cleaning toilets has absolutely nothing to do with them?

Of course, he already had a way to deal with these citizens: he verbally agreed, since they had no way to file a complaint anyway.

After finishing speaking, the Mediterranean agent said to the junior agent beside him, "Take those two out of here quickly. Also, who let them in just now?"

"Yes!" A young agent came over and escorted the two away, one on each side.

The busy S.H.I.E.L.D. agents automatically divided the way to make way for the two strangely dressed citizens.

Outside the cordon, Kratos looked somewhat bewildered and turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

Even Kratos, who wasn't very familiar with the rules of this world, knew that if someone fell from the sky in a small boat, they wouldn't be allowed to leave easily.

"Jay, what's going on?"

"I don't understand either."

Despite being so conspicuous, the two of them were still kicked out.

"I never knew Earth was so accepting of extraterrestrials," Tan Wenjie exclaimed.

"Boom!"

The ground shook.

Dark clouds were rapidly gathering in the sky, and a tremendous amount of energy pressed down on it, creating an oppressive atmosphere that was suffocating.

A figure engulfed in flames streaked low overhead, hovering above and gazing at the strange phenomenon in the sky.

"Guys, we're in trouble!"

The Fire Man looked down and spotted Tan Wenjie and Kratos.

"Hey, you two actors, would you mind signing an autograph for me later?" He waved and said, "But right now I'm busy saving the world, so please wait over there for a moment."

Kratos: "His flames are really small."

Kratos's knowledge of fire, from Hades to Apollo, and even the head of Vulcan, is enough to support his rants.

"Keep your voice down, we're from out of town." Tan Wenjie didn't want to get involved in the fans' power rankings.

They're a local, so they have a lot of fans.

However, judging from size alone, Fireman is definitely no match for that giant creature that hasn't yet fully materialized.

The swirling storm alone could disrupt the heat flow on its body, pulling the flames around and around, creating a unique firestorm in the air.

The crackling, fiery rain was flung to the ground by the storm.

The surrounding crowd shouted: "Damn Johnny, get off this planet!"

Someone was furious: "Fantastic Four, get out!"

Kratos turned to look at Tan Wenjie and said, "It seems they might not be more popular than us."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

This is the worst-performing superhero he has ever seen.

Unfortunately, Deadpool isn't by his side, so he can't join in the吐槽 (tu cao, a form of humorous commentary/criticism).

A giant hand appeared in the storm and swatted the fireman away like a fly.

A massive black hole tore through the storm and teleported a colossal figure whose head almost touched the sky. The figure was clad in heavy armor and had two sharp horns on its head, resembling an artifact unearthed from Sanxingdui.

"Titans?" Kratos was eager to try.

“It’s a planet devourer.” Tan Wenjie recognized the other party’s identity at first glance—a powerful being whose primary purpose was to devour planets.

It is said that his strength... well, there's no need to comment. He's just a pure combat unit. In short, Uncle Swallow always loses.

Suddenly, out of nowhere, a clumsy stone man, a rubber man, and an invisible woman appeared.

They shouted things like "love," "friendship," and "peace" as they rushed forward.

Then, unsurprisingly, he was swept away with a slap.

Tan Wenjie paused, then looked at Devouring Star: "It seems our enemies have also set their sights on him."

As it traverses different worlds, the abyss never ceases its journey.

Kratos roared and charged toward Galactus.

He ran faster and faster, his legs seemed to be equipped with springs, and he reached higher and higher.

When Galactus grabbed the stone golem and threw it at a nearby high-rise building, causing it to collapse, the hundreds of stories that had crumbled became the steps Kratos climbed.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents of this world: "..."

The Mediterranean agent, in particular, couldn't help but exclaim, "Damn it!" He realized he must have lost his mind; real aliens were right next to him, and he'd actually chased them away.

No, there's another one standing here motionless.

According to the alien contact regulations and their stereotypes, the white man Kratos is clearly the one with formidable fighting power, while Tan Wenjie is at most a waiter.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have stood there motionless.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents decided to observe first. If Kratos won, they would invite the two as guests of honor; if Kratos lost, they would arrest Tan Wenjie directly.

These mere aliens dared to set foot on America's land without permission, violating national territory; they must be imprisoned!
The Fantastic Four were completely overwhelmed and unable to fight back.

Especially Mr. Fantastic, the rubber man, whose hands and feet were grabbed by Galactus and gently pulled, his body reached the limit of stretching in an instant and was about to break.

Just then, a bald man wielding two burning long blades descended from the sky, kicking Star Devourer in the forehead and causing him to stumble.

"Pfft!"

The Chaos Blade plunged downwards, each strike piercing flesh!

When Kratos enters his berserk state, he not only gains super armor, but also becomes stronger and faster, and has a special attack against large monsters.

Chop quickly and randomly.

Galactus had no choice but to abandon Mister Fantastic and reach out to grab Kratos.

Despite their completely disproportionate size, it felt as if Galactus was being completely overwhelmed by Kratos.

"Awooo!" Kratos yelled without saying a word, leaping from Galactus's face to his neck.

He swung his arm and began chopping again.

One cut, and it's like opening a floodgate.

Faced with Kratos's frenzied attack, the invincible Galactus was powerless to resist and could only watch helplessly as death approached, fear gradually surpassing hunger.

Finally, he no longer felt hungry.

As Kratos cleaved down with all his might, his enormous head was severed.

Kratos stood atop the headless corpse, gripping the Blade of Chaos and roaring with exhilaration at the prospect of slaughtering giants once more.

The invincible Uncle Swallow has fallen again.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents on the ground: "..."

They suddenly realized something: the bald man was so murderous, could they really communicate with him on an equal footing?

Previously, they had considered using force if possible.

Now they think it's best if everyone avoids using any force.

Wait a minute, that pretty boy might be easy to talk to.

"What a waste!" Tan Wenjie flew up and headed straight for Kratos. "We should have spared his life."

Kratos: "Do you want some?"

He had seen Tan Wenjie consume the power of the gods, so he naturally assumed that this one would be the same.

The S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who overheard this conversation were speechless.

It turns out that this one is the most ferocious.

The two hovering in the air ignored the agents and Fantastic Four on the ground, and didn't even glance at Galactus's corpse. They stared at the black hole in front of them, where the power of the abyss resided.

Kratos did not hesitate and drew the Sword of Olympus, charging inside.

Tan Wenjie, who had fallen behind several steps before he could react, had no choice but to hurry and catch up.

"It seems we've been infected."

The other side of the black hole is not deep space, but another Earth.

However, what was quietly waiting for Tan Wenjie and Kratos over there was all the Abyss-transformed superheroes.

It was obvious that when the two passed through the wormhole, the people on the other side tampered with it, causing them to arrive in another parallel universe, a deeply hidden abyss base.

"Kratos, start the attack."

Lightning crackled around Tan Wenjie, who charged forward, wielding his lightning sword.

Kratos roared and followed closely behind.

They're not going to slaughter one or two superheroes, but the entire universe.

the other side.

An energy gate appeared out of thin air.

Before the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents could even comprehend what had just happened, they were drawn to the suddenly opened door.

A group of people of varying heights and builds emerged from inside, all dressed in uniform and carrying strangely powered batons.

"Which department are you from?" the Mediterranean agent asked as he stepped forward.

He had never seen an organization with such poor body management. Without a doubt, it must be a small, unknown group trying to take advantage of the situation.

"That big guy is from S.H.I.E.L.D., it's a national secret!"

But the group ignored him completely, and while being wary of their surroundings, they were communicating with each other.

"Which universe's genius is it?"

"It's hard to say, but that one is still asleep."

"So, there's something even more troublesome than that?"

"Or many."

"Wait, there are orders from above!" one of the plump female soldiers said. "Orders from the Time Management Bureau: go back to the past and eliminate Jay."

"which one?"

"Each one could potentially cause the timeline to collapse!"

They didn't even glance at the corpse of Galactus on the ground before turning and leaving.

When the Time Bureau first hunted down Jay and Scarlet Witch, they were utterly defeated. For their safety, they had to be careful and return to their weakest point to nip any potential for growth in the bud.

When the portal reopened, the soldiers from the Time Management Bureau returned to Earth.

"This is Earth in 2012. At that time, Jay had just joined forces with Thanos and came to invade Earth with Loki, Gamora, and Nebula to steal the Time Stone... The timeline began to collapse from this moment."

"But we were always one step behind him."

"And he has never been a match for him."

Are you sure we can beat him right now?

Although Jay is not yet at the level of the Dark Lord Jay, he is still not someone they can deal with. Their weapons must at least be able to pierce him to be effective.

It's easy to imagine that many more men have been killed this time.

Hopefully, I can make a quick buck.

The donut-shaped spaceship landed.

Jay, shrouded in a black cloak, strode out.

Earth's superheroes are on high alert.

The Time Management Bureau soldiers, however, tacitly carried their sticks and marched forward.

Good news, they finally caught a lone wolf, and it was Jay, who wasn't particularly strong.

"Let's do it!"

They pressed forward steadily.

The Earth's Avengers stared in bewilderment at the suddenly appearing group, not understanding what was happening.

But Tan Wenjie suddenly raised his hand, and everyone present was frozen in place, unable to move.

"Fortunately, my consciousness projection speed is fast." Tan Wenjie patted off non-existent dust from his black robe.

If one fails to transcend the flow of time, there's a possibility of being caught red-handed. (End of Chapter)