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Yuan Gong suspected that the man in front of him had something wrong with his mind, since he casually mentioned defying Heaven.

I mustered up all my courage and stole a book, made a copy, and sent it to the human world. Yet the other party actually wanted to single-handedly storm the heavens. This is no different from putting my own neck on the guillotine.

As Yuan Gong hesitated and remained silent, a bolt of lightning flashed through the air like a candlestick smashing against a wall, illuminating everything in sight with sparks, and even setting two trees ablaze.

A little boy wearing a bib stood not far away, staring blankly at Tan Wenjie.

"Egg, you've arrived." A smile appeared on Yuan Gong's face.

Tan Wenjie looked at the other person with surprise.

"Egg?"

It really is a power-generating chicken in human form.

It possesses a very strong element of lightning magic, as if it were a lightning spirit.

This shows that Yuan Gong really did possess the ability to conjure up electric chickens.

The little boy, riding on the electric arc, rushed to Tan Wenjie, hugged his leg, and looked up at Tan Wenjie with a face full of surprise and joy.

“If you come to him, he will be willing to go with you,” Yuan Gong said with emotion.

On one hand, Egg finally got what he wanted and was able to leave with the person he wanted to leave with.

On the other hand, his relationship with Danzi was ultimately not close enough.

Between the slow-witted and slow-reacting Egg and the naturally intelligent Egg, even Master Yuan himself couldn't help but naturally show more care to Egg, who was slower to react.

“I have a large number of beasts under my command,” Tan Wenjie said. “Moreover, most of them are small beasts with little talent. Even if they eat rare and precious herbs and train diligently, they will never achieve anything great in their entire lives.”

He was telling the truth. So far, none of the birds and beasts around him could match Dan Sheng's talent in cultivation, or even the three fox spirits.

“I have a pill furnace,” Yuan Gong suddenly said. “It can refine pills. Consuming these pills can enlighten one’s intelligence and forge one’s wisdom. Of course, if one is thrown into the pill furnace like an egg-born creature, one might be able to be refined into an immortal. Such talent is incomparable to that of ordinary demon beasts.”

"This... isn't a good idea," Tan Wenjie shook his head.

Yuan Gong: "What's not good?"

Tan Wenjie shook his head and said, "This is your specialty, after all. We're not related, how can you teach it to me for free?"

Lord Yuan: "..."

I never said I would teach it, nor did I ever say it would be free.

Tan Wenjie sighed: "Even if we want to rebel against Heaven together and gather everyone's strength... well, I can barely agree if you explain it like this."

Lord Yuan: "..."

No, I never said I wanted to rebel against Heaven together, and you don't need to act like you're reluctant.

The thought that he was about to commit a capital crime, and after learning more about Tan Wenjie and confirming that he was a righteous and trustworthy person, made Yuan Gong nod.

"In that case, I will pass on the method of alchemy furnace to you, fellow Daoist. Remember, success or failure is uncontrollable, so do not force it."

"Rest assured, fellow Daoist."

Tan Wenjie's face was full of confidence.

As long as you find a world where you can raise your Heavenly Dao level to the highest level and maximize your Luck, you will only succeed and never fail.

After tucking the booklet and experience notes into his pocket, Tan Wenjie said, "Fellow Daoist, the Heavenly Court is quite powerful..."

His sighing and lamenting made Yuan Gong's heart skip a beat.

Could it be that the other party, after receiving the benefits, was thinking of quitting? In fact, Master Yuan never intended to return to Heaven; he only wanted to investigate the origin of the strange phenomena in the world.

Then Tan Wenjie said, "To completely overthrow the Heavenly Court, we need to plan carefully. I have a rough plan here. I will first capture you and send you to the Heavenly Court. After gaining the trust of the Heavenly Court, you will definitely be granted an official position and title. At that time, you can easily enter the South Heavenly Gate without being stopped. After seeing the Jade Emperor, I will rush forward, subdue him, take his place, and seize his throne!"

At first, Yuan Gong was inclined to nod. If sacrificing himself could grant Tan Wenjie the right to conduct a deeper investigation, he would feel it was worthwhile. However, the second half of the story made him increasingly alarmed.

"Wait! Wait! Fellow Daoist, what did you say?"

I can understand each sentence individually, but when they are put together, I can't understand them at all.

"I mean, sneak into the Lingxiao Palace and ambush him!" Tan Wenjie said seriously.

"..."

Yuan Gong breathed a sigh of relief.

It turns out the problem wasn't with me, but with the person in front of me.

"Does Fellow Daoist have a more detailed plan?" Yuan Gong asked.

"For example?" Tan Wenjie asked in return.

"For example, what if the plan fails?"

"It will not fail."

Even when the value is less than a million, it can still wreak havoc in the Heavenly Palace.

Now that his stats have exceeded five million, and the martial prowess of the immortals in this world is no match for that of the Lotus Lantern world, he has no chance of losing. At worst, he can just perish together with them. After dying so many times, he can treat the time after the demon race disintegrates as a halftime break, which is not worth mentioning at all.

Furthermore, Demon Lord Tan Wenjie had already conducted extensive research in the heavens, and there was a clear table listing the relative strengths and weaknesses of the characters. He had a very high chance of winning, and with the "resurrection coin" in his possession, there was absolutely no need for him to back down.

"Boom!"

Thunder rumbled in the sky.

As the clouds dispersed, a chain wrapped in the raging fire of true yang descended from the sky, heading straight for Lord Yuan.

At the same time, a majestic voice also came from the clouds.

"Lord Yuan, you have committed a grave error by spreading celestial calligraphy techniques to the mortal realm without authorization. Come with me to the Lingxiao Palace for trial!"

If it were not long ago, Yuan Gong would have surrendered without resistance. He knew very well that he could not possibly be an enemy of the entire Heavenly Court. However, after communicating with Tan Wenjie, Yuan Gong chose to resist.

At least make your sacrifice more worthwhile.

When Yuan Gong was copying the "Ruyi Treasure Book," he accidentally learned some of the spells on it. With his skills, he might not be able to deal with real masters, but dealing with minor gods in the heavens was a piece of cake.

"How dare you!" Tan Wenjie shouted, "Who are you to dare oppose the gods in heaven!"

The two immortals behind the clouds in the sky: "..."

They had just seen Tan Wenjie and Yuan Gong acting suspiciously, pulling and whispering to each other.

However, the power that Yuan Gong had just unleashed was truly beyond the expectations of the immortals. It would be best if someone could help deal with Yuan Gong; otherwise, they would have to slink back in disgrace. Even if they escaped punishment, they would certainly be marginalized for the next few hundred years.

Then Tan Wenjie made a hand seal, and then pointed at Yuan Gong.

Yuan Gong let out a miserable cry and collapsed to the ground, trembling.

Tan Wenjie: "..."

I never expected that this seemingly serious guy would actually be such a talented actor.

"Two venerable immortals," Tan Wenjie said with a smile as he carried Yuan Gongfei into the sky, "I am but a humble cultivator. Would you two venerable messengers be so kind as to introduce me?"

Seeing his powerful magic, yet now so arrogant and obsequious, the two immortals were a little unaccustomed to it, but they quickly adapted.

As people within the system, they are cautious and even kind when facing powerful monsters, but if the monster dares to show the slightest flattery, they will immediately take advantage of it.

The deity on the left raised his chin arrogantly and said, "Hmm, you did a good job on this."

The one on the right also looked down on people: "Don't worry, we'll put in a good word for you."

The two men dragged Yuan Gong back to Tian to report.

Back in the Lingxiao Palace, the two minor deities briefly recounted what had just happened. It wasn't that they didn't want to claim credit for themselves, but rather that all the other deities had already seen everything, and they couldn't hide it from the others.

"Bring that cultivator here!"

"Yes."

Immediately, a white-bearded celestial official left the South Heavenly Gate to search for Tan Wenjie.

At this point, Tan Wenjie had already sent Dansheng away. If he failed, he could still fulfill Yuan Gong's wish to leave a spark of the Heavenly Book and pass it on to the human world.

The white-bearded celestial official came before Tan Wenjie and said, "You have rendered meritorious service in capturing Lord Yuan. Come with me; the Jade Emperor wants to bestow upon you the title of a deity."

"Thank you for your trouble." Tan Wenjie clasped his hands in a respectful gesture.

The two entered the South Heavenly Gate, and no one noticed a shadow flying from afar, hiding under the clouds, merging with the shadow at Tan Wenjie's feet.

Upon arriving at the Lingxiao Palace, one would see Lord Yuan bound by iron chains and kneeling on the ground.

On the left and right sides were majestic deities, some of whom looked familiar, and some of whom were unfamiliar, but none of them were the deities that Tan Wenjie was familiar with.

On the dragon throne directly above was an old man with a white beard, with a candle lamp on his head. The lamp seemed to be closely related to his magical power, and Tan Wenjie could feel that there were endless mysteries in it just by looking at it.

The opponent's methods are probably quite powerful, but they won't pose a threat.

"That is His Majesty the Jade Emperor," the celestial messenger whispered to Tan Wenjie. Tan Wenjie cupped his hands in greeting: "Greetings, Jade Emperor."

"Hmm, hmm, that..." The Jade Emperor nodded, the candlelight above his head flickering, "Since you have rendered meritorious service, I will appoint you as the Spirit Official of the Lingxiao Palace."

"Hiss—" The immortals gasped.

The Jade Emperor really went all out!
Tan Wenjie's expression changed.

"With my exceptional abilities, how dare you appoint me as the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses?"

Continuing further would lead to too many lines, and reciting them would be troublesome, so let's just start fighting.

All the immortals: "..."

Lord Yuan, kneeling on the ground: "..."

Who would appoint you as the Keeper of the Heavenly Horses?

"The emperor's throne rotates, and this year it's my turn!"

Tan Wenjie, riding on the Kowloon Chariot and wearing the Monkey King outfit, enters battle mode.

He held different divine weapons in each of his eight hands.

One of his hands is the Xuan Tian Giant Axe, a weapon of the God of War Xing Tian, ​​capable of emitting white light to decapitate people and once possessing the feat of destroying the Heavenly Emperor.

It also possesses the most elaborate and powerful "I love you for ten thousand years" version of the Golden Cudgel in history.

Mjolnir, Thor's hammer, was blessed by the divine power of the Jade Emperor and Odin, the King of Gods.

The golden bow was forged by Yang Jian and the Third Holy Mother using the Lotus Lantern, based on the Pangu Bow.

There is also the sharpest sword from the world of Chinese Paladin, the Divine Sword and Demon Sword, forged by fusing the Divine Sword and Demon Sword, capable of cutting through space.

Furthermore, there are the fire bricks from Laozi's alchemy furnace, wreathed in flames, their divine fire possessing boundless power.

Upon seeing this, some divine generals rushed forward, but were easily overturned, and the scene turned into a rain of blood.

Other deities also made their moves, unleashing a variety of dazzling magical treasures that forced Tan Wenjie to leave the Lingxiao Palace.

"What ruthless methods!" Tan Wenjie said coldly, and casually pulled Yuan Gong out.

Yuan Gong: "?"

You don't look stressed at all; on the contrary, you seem very relaxed and can even save lives.

Tan Wenjie: "Let's go!"

Yuan Gong shook his head: "I'll stay and help you."

"Don't steal kills here."

Tan Wenjie's eyes were already gleaming as he looked at the magical weapons in the hands of the gods.

Where are the heavenly soldiers and generals?!

"coming!"

The heavenly soldiers and generals responded swiftly and immediately joined the battle.

With its three heads and eight arms, it charged into the midst of 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals. A series of flashes of light appeared, and countless heavenly generals were wiped out. The heavenly soldiers who had just managed to surround it were also violently overturned in an instant.

He didn't even need to wield his divine weapon. The Nine-Dragon Chariot circled in the sky, and with a single charge, it could send the heavenly soldiers and generals flying. Looking around, whether it was a divine general riding a celestial horse or a burly strongman, none of them could withstand a single blow in front of the dragon chariot. They were like glass dolls, shattering at the slightest impact.

Looking up from the ground, it seems one can see countless sounds of battle raging, and a piece of the sky that has been completely torn apart.

"boom!"

Tan Wenjie held a bow in one hand and pulled the string with the other, creating a full moon shape.

The light flickered, and as he suddenly released his grip, five consecutive white circles rapidly expanded outwards from Tan Wenjie's center, accompanied by the sounds of "boom" "boom" "boom" "boom" "boom" "boom".

Upon closer inspection, it turned out to be five air blast rings.

A beam of silver light emanated from the direction of Tan Wenjie's right elbow, spreading out in both the front and back directions.

The white light aimed to pierce through the heavens and earth, and in the instant the five waves of energy spread out, it completely pierced through the path ahead.

Countless immortals rushed forward desperately, but they could not stop the white light from advancing. It continued until it reached the Lingxiao Palace, where a musket shattered the white light.

He was a spirited little divine general, standing on fiery clouds, wielding a fire-tipped spear, and possessing three heads and six arms.

Its design closely resembles Nezha, yet it has many differences.

"Give me your life!"

The young general rushed in front of Tan Wenjie and swept his gun across Tan Wenjie's knee, but was knocked away by the Kowloon Chariot beneath Tan Wenjie's feet.

The nine dragons automatically protect you.

The force of the rebound caused Xiao Shen's body to stiffen, his hands to go numb, and the spear to break free from his grasp.

Tan Wenjie said regretfully, "It turns out it was a counterfeit."

Without even lifting a finger, the Kowloon Chariot had already crushed the enemy beneath its wheels.

With his extremely high mana recovery speed and supernatural abilities, Tan Wenjie had no worries about his endurance and single-handedly defeated all the gods in the sky.

"The wind is coming!"

"Lei Lai!"

Two voices suddenly came from afar.

The lightning struck Tan Wenjie on the back of the head, but it didn't even make him stagger.

Hidden in the clouds was a bird-faced thunder god who looked exactly like Lei Zhenzi, wielding a thunder chisel in one hand and a thunder hammer in the other. With a gentle tap, lightning struck like a drill.

Seeing that its attack had failed, the bird's face was filled with panic.

Then, Tan Wenjie spun the Xuan Tian Giant Axe in his hand, and a white light shot out, instantly exploding his head.

Seeing that things were not going well, the Wind Goddess beside him tried to escape, but her head was blown off by the white light that was chasing after her.

Tan Wenjie waved his hand and took Lei Gong's chisel and hammer into his hands.

"It's still one of Samsung's secret weapons."

He casually tossed it to Lei Jizi. With this set of magical artifacts in hand, his Lei Jizi could impersonate the Little Thunder God.

All of this sounds slow, but in reality, it all happened in the blink of an eye.

Ordinary people only knew that the sky had changed drastically, as if the sky was about to collapse. The monsters trembled in fear, while the gods could only see mountains of corpses and seas of blood, and then they only cared about running away.

"boom!"

Tan Wenjie suddenly staggered and looked at the Jade Emperor.

The candle on the other person's head flickered on and off; it was he who had just made the move.

"Ahem." The Jade Emperor coughed lightly. "Evil spirits are causing trouble—this is outrageous! Surrender at once!"

In response, Tan Wenjie threw Thor's hammer, the lightning striking the candle on his head with a "crack," making the candle flame flicker even more fiercely.

Tan Wenjie, with three heads and eight arms, rushed forward and swung his weapons and magical artifacts to smash them.

But it was easily blocked by magic.

He squinted and stepped back to create some distance.

Upon seeing this, the gods immediately pressed forward.

A delicate standoff ensued. Tan Wenjie's clash with the Jade Emperor had consumed too much of his magical power. What appeared to be an ordinary collision was actually a terrifyingly rapid burning of magical power.

The performance of the God General was similar. Under his feet were blood-red clouds and his feet were sticky. All of this came from his former colleagues, from the countless fragments of his comrades' bodies, all thanks to the great killing god in front of him.

The idea of ​​being able to kill gods and Buddhas in one's way is indeed captivating, but no deity would be willing to risk their own life to achieve such a legend.

So, Tan Wenjie, who was surrounded in the middle, took a step back, and the divine general in front of him took a step closer, while the divine general behind him took a step back.

The gods could even hear the breathing of their closest companions.

One of the gods complained, "Who didn't brush their teeth? Stop breathing so loudly!"

Someone even shouted, "Damn, who ate eggs for lunch?!"

Upon hearing this, everyone nearby, including Tan Wenjie, covered their noses and glared at him angrily.

Egg fart, terrifying indeed.

"Ding-dong-dong-dong-dong~"

"Hmm, it sounds like a child is singing?" (End of Chapter)