I logged into Mr. Zombie

"Optimus Prime, Bumblebee, and by the way, which faction does Starscream belong to again?"

As Tan Wenjie watched the Autobots transform with a hissing and clicking sound, he couldn't resist taking out his camera to take pictures. Even though he had experienced so many worlds, seeing the mechanical transformation in person still gave him a feeling of adrenaline rush.

Moreover, he thought of his warship in the Marvel universe and the Justice Armor in the DC universe. If he used the AllSpark to ignite and give them life, their power would enter a completely new dimension.

However, it is also possible that they could directly become hostile forces.

"Snapped!"

The flashing lights startled the Autobots who were having a secret gathering ahead.

They all turned to look at Tan Wenjie.

"Should I run away now?" Tan Wenjie had no intention of fleeing at all, and even had the mind to joke.

Bumblebee walked towards Tan Wenjie and squatted down in front of him.

"This is my car, what's your name?"

"Bumblebee..." came the buzzing sound.

Due to a malfunction in its speech system, Bumblebee can currently only speak via radio.

"We are the Autobots."

Optimus Prime strode over, causing the ground to tremble slightly.

“We know that you have a pair of glasses that are related to world security.”

“That’s right.” Tan Wenjie nodded. “So it must be very valuable.”

"Give it to us, and we will protect Earth from the Decepticons' threat."

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Optimus Prime immediately switched to storytelling mode: "A long time ago..."

"Wait, why did your voice suddenly become so deep?" Tan Wenjie raised his hand to interrupt, then turned and pointed at Bumblebee, "And you, don't suddenly switch to the radio and play epic music."

Optimus Prime: "Cybertron was once a peaceful planet, but the Decepticons on the planet craved conquest and destruction. Their leader started a war, and during the war, Cybertron was on the verge of collapse. The AllSpark was also lost in the battle... Megatron, the leader of the Decepticons, accidentally came to Earth and was captured by gravity and fell to the ground..."

"Don't bring shame upon me, don't let the enemy triumph over me," a broadcaster's voice suddenly announced.

Optimus Prime turned around and found that Tan Wenjie had somehow climbed onto Bumblebee and was adjusting the radio on him. The classic line from earlier was obviously from Bumblebee.

Noticing Optimus Prime's gaze, Bumblebee shook off Tan Wenjie, stood at attention, looked into the distance, pretended to whistle, and even made a urination gesture, peeing gasoline out.

"Bumblebee!"

Upon hearing the warning, the bumblebee immediately returned to normal and dared not try to be clever again.

Once he was certain the situation was still under his control, Optimus Prime refocused his attention on Tan Wenjie: "You can trust us."

He realized that his team could easily be led astray by Tan Wenjie if they were not careful.

The human in front of me probably possesses some terrifying abilities.

Tan Wenjie cleared his throat and raised his hand to push up the bridge of his nose as if he had a pair of glasses there.

"You mean, the used car I just bought for $5000 is actually an alien that turned into a human, and now it's found its alien brethren to protect Earth, in exchange for a pair of glasses?"

"Yes."

"And these aliens, who look like stray dogs, are now telling me that a new enemy will destroy the entire human world?"

"Yes, once the Decepticons get their hands on the AllSpark, they will turn all the machines on Earth into your kind, and then the entire Earth will be destroyed."

If the source of fire can continuously create new life, and the cost is only a pile of scrap metal, it's practically the same as not needing any investment at all.

Do I look like an idiot?

"..."

Optimus Prime bent down earnestly and said, "I know this is hard to believe, but we need trust to protect world peace."

"Trust is mutual; who knows if you're not pretending?"

"you're right."

As a qualified leader, Optimus Prime can easily put himself in the shoes of each class and try his best to understand them.

"By the way, what are you all called? Transformers?"

Tan Wenjie certainly knew that Transformers were credible, but that was not the reason he agreed to their request. On the contrary, his goal was the AllSpark, and he intended to possess it. They were in a hostile competitive relationship.

If the AllSpark can truly transform all the machines on Earth into living beings, its upper limit may not be high, but its lower limit will certainly not be low.

Optimus Prime nodded: "A very good title, very fitting."

Tan Wenjie asked, "Since it's King Kong, do you guys masturbate upstairs?"

Speaking of Optimus Prime and other mechanical lifeforms, they are Autobots, and most of them can only run around on the ground, while the Decepticons have a lot of planes, which is similar to King Kong.

For the first time, the Autobots, as mechanical life forms, felt like they were being sexually harassed by humans.

“Jay, this isn’t the time for jokes,” Optimus Prime said seriously. “You may not believe us, but I think…”

"I believe your plan is riddled with flaws."

Tan Wenjie interrupted Optimus Prime's long speech.

"Although your technological level is far superior to that of Earth's civilization, it does not mean that you can withstand a missile attack of the level of a devastating blow, much less that you can withstand nuclear weapons."

Although countries around the world are competing and their rivalry never ceases, when a group of aliens invades, humanity will surely unite to defend against the enemy.

No one would be foolish enough to be a traitor and think they could live a good life after losing to alien invaders.

Surrender only leads to death; peace is only within the range of cannon fire.

What do you think we should do?

"Humans will find the source of AllSpark," Tan Wenjie said. "If I'm not mistaken, the source of AllSpark is very likely to be controlled by humans."

"why?"

"Humans are just at a lower level of civilization, which does not mean that humans are stupid."

"..."

After a moment of contemplation, Optimus Prime asked, "How can we find humans who can help us?"

Then all the Transformers present turned their heads toward Tan Wenjie.

"Don't look at me like that. Although I'm witty, brave, handsome, and have a special interest in protecting the Earth, I have a hundred million dollars. Why should I risk everything to help you?"

“We won’t force anyone.” Optimus Prime gestured to Tan Wenjie not to be nervous, as they never forced anyone. “However, you have those glasses, which might attract the attention of the Decepticons.”

"How do we distinguish between you and the Decepticons?" Tan Wenjie suddenly asked.

“The symbol.” Optimus Prime pointed to the Autobot symbol on his body.

The Autobots' logo is a square, mechanical face.

"Can't this be faked?"

"..."

It seems he hit the nail on the head with just one question.

"I can arrange for the Autobots to protect you."

Tan Wenjie looked around at the five Autobots present.

Without a doubt, Optimus Prime is the coolest.

Even if it can't transform, driving a container truck around town is still pretty cool.

"I have more important work to do."

Although Optimus Prime had never learned anything about reading eyes, he sensed Tan Wenjie's intentions from him.

"Perhaps Bumblebee is more suitable for you. He is agile enough, can adapt to changing situations, and is a perfect warrior."

“Of course!” Tan Wenjie nodded immediately. “I paid for him.”

With Sam falling behind, Tan Wenjie's Heavenly Dao level rapidly increased after obtaining the glasses. Now, having encountered the Autobots, he has grown further. If he keeps Bumblebee, the protagonist's standard mount, by his side, he can greatly ensure that he becomes a major character in this world.

After all, this is a world dominated by robot battles, where humans can only play important roles, but have no chance of becoming the protagonist.

This exchange with the Autobots ends here. Optimus Prime, lacking detailed information about the AllSpark, can only choose to secretly protect Tan Wenjie.

He could wait as long as he was sure the AllSpark wouldn't fall into the Decepticons' hands.

Tan Wenjie, who had returned home, slept soundly. No one was more at ease than him. A defensive perimeter firmly protected by Optimus Prime could not be breached in a short time, even if missiles were to bombard it.

The next day, he saw his Porsche.

Although Sam was reluctant, he returned the car on time. However, Tan Wenjie did not ride in the car; he made a phone call to have the car driven away for cleaning.

Anyone with half a brain could guess how many descendants Sam killed inside last night, and how many beautiful girls devoured lives.

This is a massacre, the kind that people find entertaining.

"Drip-"

Bumblebee honked its horn to remind Tan Wenjie to come over, as his personal vehicle was here.

"Boss, how can I help you?" came the voice from the radio.

But it doesn't sound very proper.

Tan Wenjie asked speechlessly, "Bumblebee, can we leave the adult channel?"

He had no intention of listening to a raucous R18 radio station in a car early in the morning.

"Yes, sir!"

The sound has finally returned to normal.

Tan Wenjie suddenly asked, "Bumblebee, can you change your appearance? Your shabby interior and exterior can't compare to your superior performance."

"It's no big deal, honey~"

Tan Wenjie: "..."

Then the interior of the car began to change, and even the overall length of the car changed accordingly.

In the blink of an eye, a brand-new yellow sports car pulled up on the side of the road.

Passersby who saw this scene couldn't help but rub their eyes unconsciously. Was there such a cool car parked on the side of the road just now?
The yellow sports car sped away.

Meanwhile, Sam, who had just returned from lingering and hoping to borrow Tan Wenjie's Porsche for another day, happened to witness this scene.

The beat-up used car I sold for 5000 yuan yesterday has somehow been transformed.

Losing big!
Wait a minute, is my car some kind of alien?
So, did they actually lose a lot or make a profit?

Just as he was pondering this, a police car sped up and accelerated to sprint towards Sam's location within a hundred meters.

"squeak--!!"

The sudden braking brought the front of the car to a stop about a finger's width in front of Sam's knee.

"Boom."

Sam, who had just realized what was happening, felt his legs go weak and sat down on the ground with a thud.

"What...what do you want to do?" Sam mustered his courage and questioned the motionless policeman in the driver's seat.

The police officer remained expressionless, but the police car suddenly made a series of clicking sounds and transformed into a giant robot in front of Sam.

"My hair?!" Sam's eyes widened.

Sam was already amazed that a car could change its clothes automatically, but he never imagined that a car could turn into a robot.

"Vittvich? Glasses!"

The robot, which had transformed from a police car, bowed its head and threatened Sam.

Sam's mind went blank. He didn't even have time to think about who had urinated into his trouser leg. Now his calves were sticky and disgusting.

"I...I've already bought the glasses. They're in that yellow car up ahead," Sam said hastily, pointing.

"Bumblebee!" the robot whispered, then transformed back into a police car and gave chase in the direction Tan Wenjie had gone.

After slowly regaining his senses, Sam realized that he might have unknowingly led Tan Wenjie into a desperate situation.

A robot that looks bloodthirsty will never show mercy.

He got up.

I felt the heat flowing between my legs.

"Who? Who peed in my pants?!"

……

Bumblebee gave Tan Wenjie a taste of autonomous driving, which also strengthened his determination to obtain the AllSpark.

Obtaining the spark means having unlimited energy.

With this burning desire in mind, Tan Wenjie also put the plan to reform the silly girl on the agenda.

"Michaela?"

The car window rolled down, and Tan Wenjie called out to the familiar figure not far away.

The other person turned to look at Tan Wenjie, and then immediately jogged over.

The female lead from the early Transformers series now looks travel-worn, with bloodshot eyes and appears to be in poor mental condition.

"What's wrong?" Tan Wenjie asked.

“Something happened to my father.”

“Bains?” Tan Wenjie asked directly.

That Baines was Tan Wenjie's former coworker.

"What's wrong with him?" Tan Wenjie asked.

“I crashed into a luxury car.” Michaela’s voice sounded calm, but her heart was in turmoil.

"and then?"

“To pay for the car, we had to move out of our home. Now he might lose his job, and so do I… We need a lot of money.”

"That's a real shame."

Tan Wenjie had no intention of offering to help.

Michaela had no intention of taking money from Tan Wenjie, after all, the two had only met once and at most shared a ride in the same car.

Now Michaela's father has lost his house. Without a house, he has no job, and without a job, he can only become homeless.

In other words, they are in a very bad situation now.

"Is that your new car?" Michaela's attention finally shifted to Bumblebee.

A luxury car that is even more extravagant and beautiful than yesterday's Porsche.

Tan Wenjie nodded.

"Yes, want to hop in for a ride?"

"May I?"

"Of course!"

The two got into the car together, and then the car started.

When the police car brought Sam to the scene, they saw Tan Wenjie driving away in his Bumblebee.

"We're too late." A sigh came from the police car.

Sam cautiously asked, "Could you let me go first?" (End of Chapter)