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"Is this what 2060 looks like?"

After traveling through time and space for more than fifty years, Tan Wenjie and others successfully arrived in the era in which the silly girl was born.

He shaded his eyes with his hand and gazed into the distance, his expression growing increasingly solemn.

"Brother Jie, is there a problem?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

"People these days have a problem with their aesthetics! What kind of outfit is a white lab coat?!"

Everyone: "..."

For people from the Tang Dynasty, such as Sun Wukong and the Seventh Princess, whether it's 2006 or 2060, the year is too different from their era to have a clear sense of reality.

"Warning, the research team has locked onto us," came the alarm from Silly Girl.

All eyes were on Tan Wenjie. He was the most senior among them, and only he could mobilize Sun Wukong, Yang Jian, and the Seventh Princess.

If it were anyone else, I guarantee someone would just show up but not actually do their job.

“It seems our situation is extremely critical,” Tan Wenjie said seriously. “Therefore… the safest approach is for us to take direct action, storm into the enemy’s headquarters, and eliminate all the enemies.”

If you kill all the enemies, then naturally no enemies will come to hunt you down.

Lu Xiaoqian was full of questions. What are you saying? Is it still in Chinese, or is there a huge generation gap that makes me unable to understand this sentence?

Although I had long suspected that Tam Man-kit was a radical man, I still felt that he was being a bit too radical.

Pigsy wanted to say that this was too risky, but then he suddenly realized that the top three in the Havoc in Heaven were all here. The Heavenly Court would tremble at the sight of the three of them standing together. Not to mention 100,000 heavenly soldiers and generals, there would be at least 300,000.

If you're winning a game and don't know which side to choose or how to play, aren't you even dumber than a pig?

The rest of the people all voted in favor.

As Tan Wenjie transformed into a beam of light and charged forward, Yang Jian, Sun Wukong, the Seventh Princess, and others followed closely behind.

Compared to 2006, people in this era are more accepting of people flying around in the sky.

Land in front of the Silly Girl Research Base.

The crowd stood in a line, exuding an aura of power.

When a master makes an appearance, the most important thing is positioning. Whether someone is handsome or not will seriously affect their strength. Looks are always linked to combat power; the more handsome someone becomes, the stronger they will be.

Especially for Lu Xiaoqian, who was participating in a war of this magnitude for the first time, it felt as if a ball of fire was about to explode in his chest.

That intense self-confidence made him feel like he could take on ten people.

Seemingly aware of their approach, the base ahead was churning out Silly Girl series intelligent robots in droves, their numbers overwhelming.

Tan Wenjie: "Should we shout some slogans at this time?"

Everyone: "?"

“I suddenly felt a connection.” He cleared his throat and said in a serious tone, “To fight against evil forces and protect the Earth and innocent people, we have come together… You attack, but as long as we are alive, we will definitely come back to seek revenge!”

"Avengers - Assemble!"

Everyone: "..."

Lu Xiaoqian couldn't help but whisper a reminder: "Brother Jie, we came here on our own initiative."

How do you determine if your side is the intruder?

"What do you know? Since they dared to attack us first, they should have considered all the consequences, including being completely destroyed."

Both Sun Wukong and Yang Jian deeply agree with this; they are definitely not the kind of people who obediently wait to be beaten, nor are they cowards who comfort themselves by saying they have to endure it after being beaten.

Even when the world is at peace, it can still turn the world upside down.

"kill."

The intelligent robot swarm changed formation in the air, and after combining with each other, it transformed into a giant robot.

They are closely connected to each other, forming a whole.

The Bollywood-style robot combination is really an eyesore. From a distance, it's okay, you can tell it's a robot, but up close... those silly girl faces are enough to make people with trypophobia tingle.

"Leave this to me!" Sun Wukong shouted, "Transform!" His body rapidly grew larger, and he charged forward, swinging his staff.

The giant robot raised its fist and slammed it into Sun Wukong's golden cudgel with a dull thud, and the two were frozen in place.

"Leave this to Wukong, let's charge in."

Tan Wenjie charged forward first, taking out only Thor's hammer and swatting away the intelligent robot that swarmed towards him like a fly.

"Boom!"

The robotics research base was cleaved open by a three-pointed double-edged sword.

"Yang Jian really put in a lot of effort."

It wasn't for nothing that I slept with his sister. I've decided that I'll send him a Tan Chenxiang to change the world.

Suddenly, a familiar and intense gaze fell upon me.

The seventh princess was holding a precious sword and looking at him.

"Stop fooling around," Tan Wenjie mouthed, "Be careful."

The Seventh Princess nodded, satisfied with Tan Wenjie's concern on the battlefield, and then threw herself back into the fight.

At the same time, Tan Wenjie's idea of ​​"officially announcing" was instantly suppressed. Forget it, it's better to keep it secret. If it gets out of hand, it won't look good for everyone.

He doesn't necessarily need to claim kinship with the Jade Emperor.

"Whoosh—" A figure sped away, taking the lead and rushing into the base through the gap that Yang Jian had cleaved open.

Tan Wenjie couldn't help but exclaim, "A newborn calf is not afraid of a tiger!"

Even weaklings like Lu Xiaoqian and Sha Niu bravely rushed to the front lines, so it's not good for me to continue slacking off.

By the way, where's Pigsy? That pig-headed guy must be slacking off again.

As Lu Xiaoqian rushed into the base, numbers floated around him, and the silly girl materialized outside his body.

"Silly girl, let's deal with the problem here first," Lu Xiaoqian said.

He couldn't change Tan Wenjie and the others' decision, but he didn't want anyone to sacrifice themselves, so he decided to find the key personnel at the base and trap them.

Everything was calm just moments before, but a few seconds later, they were surrounded by two groups of robots.

Lu Xiaoqian turned and flew away, accidentally separating from the silly girl.

On the other side, the silly girl hadn't flown far when she was struck by several beams of light, her body stiffening in mid-air.

“Brother Xiaoqian…” Her expression froze, her body shrank rapidly, turning into a crystal doll, and was caught by a robot that flew over.

The robot carried the silly girl, who was in the form of a mobile phone, into the depths of the base.

After a few seconds.

"We caught the silly girl."

The researcher, wearing a white lab coat, returned to his colleagues with a phone-shaped figure of a silly girl.

He has locked all of Silly Girl's communication functions, including her ability to transform back into human form.

"Those guys outside are about to break in, what should we do?" "How about we replace the silly girl with another machine and have her lie in ambush next to them, waiting for an opportunity to launch a surprise attack!"

"Okay, who should we ambush next to?"

"That Tan Wenjie, he should be the leader."

They devised a plan in a few words, a robot replaced the silly girl and rushed out, and to make the performance more realistic, they even arranged a special team to hunt her down.

base.

Tan Wenjie swung Thor's hammer, casually flicking it to send more than a dozen robots flying and smashing their heads. He then grabbed it again, and the hammer flew back automatically, the resulting lightning and storm scattering the regrouped robot formation once more.

His leisurely stroll didn't seem like he was destroying the base; rather, it looked like he was looking for something.

He wouldn't feel sorry for any of these mass-produced robots that died, and he never showed any mercy in killing them.

Suddenly, a female robot wearing a red leather skirt rushed out from around the corner of the road ahead, pursued by more than a dozen other robots.

Tan Wenjie spun the hammer and then smashed the head of the first idiot robot that charged at him.

The dozen or so robots behind them: "?"

I suddenly feel a little lost.

But Tan Wenjie had already swung the hammer in all its might, unleashing a burst of lightning that detonated all of the dozen or so robots.

It crackled and hissed as it exploded, eventually scattering on the ground as scrap metal.

His real goal is the production line; these are all minor issues.

"Brother Jie, that looked like Silly Girl." Lu Xiaoqian appeared out of nowhere, looking disheveled. It seemed he had just witnessed Tan Wenjie smash "Silly Girl's" head with a hammer.

“Silly Girl? No way.” Tan Wenjie squatted down and poked at the shards. “They all look the same. I’m face-blind. No, this isn’t Silly Girl.”

"No?" Lu Xiaoqian breathed a sigh of relief, then asked, "Brother Jie, how are you sure she's not a silly girl?"

"intuition."

That's just a wild guess!

Lu Xiaoqian's urge to complain has never been so strong.

Tan Wenjie said earnestly, "I'm a deity, would I lie to you?"

It was just a wild guess after all!

After Tan Wenjie interrupted her a few times, Lu Xiaoqian felt a surge of sadness, but she couldn't shed a tear.

So, in a moment of grief, I grieved.

"I wonder how the others are doing." Lu Xiaoqian has no plans to separate from Tan Wenjie for the time being.

The dangers inside the base far exceeded his imagination. Although some of the functions of the silly girl he had transferred were still intact, her energy was dwindling, and Lu Xiaoqian was unsure how many minutes of his flying time he had left.

So now he needs to curry favor with powerful figures.

"Don't worry, just stay by my side and call me Brother Jie, and I'll definitely protect you."

"Brother Jack!"

Lu Xiaoqian was deeply moved, but at the same time, she criticized herself for doubting Tan Wenjie. Tan Wenjie was a god, and he must have his own way of judging friend and foe.

Immortals, well, they're idealists; their beliefs are different.

Tan Wenjie was also moved. He didn't expect Lu Xiaoqian to be willing to stay and help him clear the way. Although he didn't think he would be in danger, Lu Xiaoqian's willingness to stay still touched him. If there was any danger, he should save his strength when kicking him.

Since we accidentally dismantled his silly girl, after this is over, we'll help Lu Xiaoqian produce another silly girl, this time made of silicone, and very realistic.

Meanwhile, deep within the base.

The people monitoring everything fell silent: "..."

It wasn't until one of them spoke up: "He, he just said that he didn't recognize her. We should arrange for a new 'silly girl' to reveal her identity this time."

"Yes."

"Wait, why are you packing your bags? The base is about to be breached, there's no time to escape."

"That makes sense, so what should we do?" The researchers who were packing their luggage stopped what they were doing.

They have no chance of winning unless they completely drive out the attacking enemy forces.

In negotiations, you must have leverage, at least enough to win over one of the parties involved.

Meanwhile, Tan Wenjie and Lu Xiaoqian were searching the base, opening door after door.

Suddenly, a figure sped towards them from the front.

It's still just one silly girl being chased by a whole bunch of silly girls.

"Brother Xiaoqian!" The silly girl at the front exclaimed in surprise when she saw Lu Xiaoqian.

Lu Xiaoqian immediately shouted, "Brother Jie, it's Silly Girl! She's in danger!"

"Don't worry, leave it to me."

Tan Wenjie took a step forward, waving his left hand at the silly girl in front of him, while his right hand was behind his back.

Standing behind Tan Wenjie, Lu Xiaoqian clearly saw that he was holding a square-headed hammer that was constantly crackling with electricity in his right hand.

"Jay... Brother...?"

Lu Xiaoqian was startled and wanted to warn the silly girl not to get closer, but the silly girl, who trusted them completely, had already come up in front of Tan Wenjie.

"boom!"

Tan Wenjie's right hand, wielding the hammer, was decisive and swift.

After a loud bang, the silly girl's head exploded, sizzling and smoking as she fell to the ground.

"Silly girl!" Lu Xiaoqian cried out in anguish.

Tan Wenjie dismissively blew on the hammer.

"Don't cry at the wrong grave, she's a fake."

"Is it intuition again?" Lu Xiaoqian asked.

Tan Wenjie said earnestly, "I have keen eyesight."

Lu Xiaoqian asked, "Isn't that Sun Wukong's?"

"It's the brain." Tan Wenjie pointed to his head with his left hand and said in a tone of exasperation, "I just smashed one of those silly girls, and now a second one has appeared so quickly. Someone must be trying to let the silly girl infiltrate our ranks and then launch a sneak attack."

"hiss--"

Lu Xiaoqian was shocked.

"Brother Jie, I...I admit I misjudged you before." He said in a very serious tone.

I was so worried that I lost my way. I never expected Tan Wenjie to see things so clearly. No wonder he's a genius.

Tan Wenjie simply smiled mysteriously.

He had no idea which one was real; he'd just smash it first and figure out the final interpretation. At worst, he'd just give Lu Xiaoqian a little rubber wife later. These things were mass-produced; the cost was very low. (End of Chapter)