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As soon as the two went upstairs, screams of agony came from over the wall.

Fly pushed open the door first and said, "Brother, you'll definitely get your money back, but you have to save my boss."

"Don't worry, we're professionals at getting things done for money." Tan Wenjie nodded casually. "If you don't pay, that's fine too. At most, we'll find a few unlucky ghosts to throw on you so you'll lose every time you gamble, and catch a few transvestite ghosts to make you suffer from sleep paralysis when you're asleep."

"Damn, you don't have to be so ruthless."

The fly raised four fingers, reaffirming its absolute commitment to keeping its word.

Anyway, it's my boss who's paying the bill.

Tan Wenjie is very leisurely. He will stay in this world until he has dealt with his "fate", so he has a very long time to squander.

It could be months, years, or even longer.

Kuang Guohua, the male lead, has already left the show, while Ma Xiaoling, the female lead, and Mao You, an important character, have begun to appear. Tan Wenjie is currently unsure of his role, so he observes from the perspective of a passerby.

As they were talking, the fly had already pushed open the door.

"what's the situation?"

"Brother Fly, you've finally arrived! Sister-in-law is hooking up with your brother's bird and won't let go!" the younger brother said nervously.

"Let go, let go, ahhh, it's about to break!"

The screams of agony were incessant.

The two rushed into the bedroom and saw a man wearing pajamas but forgetting to wear pajama bottoms with his legs spread open, and a woman with fierce eyes.

She bit down hard on the man.

"Hiss—!" Tan Wenjie and Fly both took a deep breath at the same time.

Even a deity descending to earth would feel phantom pain upon witnessing this scene.

"Brother, is there any way?"

"She's possessed by a ghost. I have two methods."

The man who was bitten immediately said, "Hurry up and do it, don't worry about the method."

The fly then asked, "Brother, which two methods?"

“The first option is direct humane annihilation. I have a very effective Five Thunder Talisman here. If you stick it on her, no matter what kind of ghost it is, it will be annihilated.” Tan Wenjie took out a playing card and wrote the three crooked characters “Five Thunder Talisman” on the two of hearts.

The authentic Five Thunder Talisman does indeed have a unique writing method, which cannot tolerate the slightest error.

But what if the person who drew the talisman was actually a Thunder General appointed by the Heavenly Court? Thunder was simply him exercising his divine authority and using his own magic power. So no matter what was written, the talisman possessed the power to subdue demons and monsters.

"Stop messing with me, buddy."

The fly rolled its eyes. Even if it's out to scam people, it doesn't bother to prepare any props.

Although they had just met tonight, Fly had a strong intuition that he would definitely charge extra if he offered to use a talisman.

He continued, "And the second one?"

Tan Wenjie said, "Seeing how much she likes grilled sausages, I'll get her a couple more."

The fly's expression changed: "How many do you want?"

"One, two, three, four, she has four ghosts possessing her, so of course she needs four."

“Four roots, there are exactly four of us.” Fly turned to look at the two underlings who were peeking out from outside, then looked at Tan Wenjie.

Tan Wenjie shook his head: "I have my bottom line. I never use that to make money... In short, I rarely use it."

Everyone: "..."

So you've used it before, haven't you? Being handsome isn't everything; your partner will definitely be a woman who has no redeeming qualities other than being rich.

"Hurry up and get started!" the older brother, lying on the bed, wailed as his sister-in-law's teeth almost completely peeled off his sausage casing.

"You two, come here." Fly beckoned to his two henchmen.

"Brother Fly, is it okay if you don't come?"

"This is my first time."

The two looked distressed.

"Wow, you get to use your sister-in-law's fiery red lips on your first time, and your brother will even give you a red envelope after it's all done. It's so enviable." Fly grabbed one in each hand and shoved them forward.

The woman, possessed by a ghost, suddenly turned around and pounced on the two of them, then began tearing open the packaging bag with her mouth.

While his sister-in-law was gesturing wildly, Tan Wenjie quickly struck out, pointing his finger at her forehead.

In other words, it would take a lot of effort for me to do it myself. If it were a deity like Sun Wukong or Yang Jian, it would definitely take a lot of effort. After all, it takes a lot of effort to control the force so as not to crush a small ant.

However, the fact that four evil spirits comparable to Chu Renmei when she first debuted appeared in modern society is enough to show that the situation in this world is the same as that in the underworld of the Republic of China era.

At this point, all that's left is probably a chaotic mess.

A flash of inspiration appeared as the finger touched the ground.

Four ghostly figures flew out in terror, knocking over a floor lamp, chairs, a tissue box, and a trash can in the room, and even scattering toilet paper from the trash can everywhere.

"Ahhh!" The four ghostly figures screamed in agony. Three of them had only flown less than two meters before they grew dimmer and dimmer, and finally their souls were scattered.

The remaining situation wasn't much better; he smashed open the door and rushed out.

Tan Wenjie immediately chased after him.

The people in the room looked at each other in bewilderment.

The eldest brother's second brother was covered in blood and was lying on the bed in a "太" shape.

The two younger brothers were each held by one of their hands by their sister-in-law.

Finally, the eldest sister-in-law opened her eyes in a daze, looking at the scene before her and mistaking it for a dream.

"Ugh—" The eldest sister-in-law suddenly dry heaved.

Her mouth sprayed thick, foul-smelling water like a showerhead. The two underlings who were being held couldn't escape and could only passively endure it, while the fly standing directly in front of her couldn't avoid it either and was vomited all over.

Fly scratched his face, which looked like it was covered in cement, to reveal his eyes, and asked with concern, "Sister-in-law, are you alright?"

His response was that his sister-in-law vomited again.

"Hey buddy, where are you?!"

On the other side, the surviving evil shadow burst through the door.

It's all because the atmosphere was too high before, which prevented them from noticing anything unusual about Tan Wenjie. Luckily, he managed to escape with his life.

It planned to find a place to live a peaceful and quiet life as a dead ghost, and never come back to the human world.

However, as soon as he poked his head out of the door, he saw Tan Wenjie standing quietly at the door, waving a folding stool in his hand, making a whooshing sound in the air.

"Oh!"

The ghostly figure immediately retreated, closing the door behind it.

Turning around again, he saw Tan Wenjie holding a beer bottle and flicking it at the air, which made Gui's heart tremble.

When the door was opened again, Tan Wenjie appeared outside, holding an apple in his hand.

"Crunch!" He calmly took a bite.

After closing the door again and turning around, Tan Wenjie's figure appeared once more, as expected.

This process is repeated continuously.

Just as the ghostly figure was about to close the door again, "snap!" a hand reached in and forcefully blocked the door.

"Hey buddy, what exactly do you want? This is exhausting."

"God—!"

The ghostly figure let out a loud scream and exploded with a "bang," turning into black mist and completely dissipating.

Tan Wenjie blew on his fingers and walked back to his bedroom.

Upon seeing him return, Fly immediately asked, "Brother, why does your sister-in-law keep spitting out feces after the ghost in her body was expelled?"

In just a short while, only a few filthy figures remained on the scene, filling the room with a stench. Tan Wenjie pinched his nose and explained, "It's normal. Those ghosts have a lot of resentment on them, and they've absorbed all sorts of filth from unclean places, which is why they keep vomiting filth. They'll be fine once they've vomited it all out."

“Master,” one of the men, whose face was obscured, asked, “is this thick thing on my head also something unclean?”

"Oh no, she was probably constipated and it just happened to come out all at once."

"..."

"Ugh!!" X4
After leaving his account number for the money transfer, Tan Wenjie turned and left.

The smell was too strong; he was worried that he would get marinated in it.

The vomit was alright, since it was just stuff that the human body couldn't handle from the underworld. But the stench from his sister-in-law's constipation was completely different; he had no appetite tonight.

As he was leaving, he happened to bump into someone, and the two passed each other by.

The other person glanced at Tan Wenjie a few times before looking away.

The woman beside him asked, "Master, is there something wrong with that person?"

The man said with a serious expression, "We're colleagues, and we got here before you. It seems we've made a wasted trip."

"You could even tell that?" The apprentice's eyes were filled with nothing but admiration.

The man then produced a flyer for Ling Ling Tang.

He just gave it to me.

Female apprentice: "..."

"Master, what should we do now?"

"Let's find a place to get some late-night snacks."

……

Tan Wenjie was woken up by a phone call the next morning.

In the breakfast shop, Tan Wenjie looked at the man in front of him who kept rubbing his hands like a fly.

"Fly, once you've paid me, we're even. There's no need to go to all this trouble to treat me to food, is there?"

"Well, here's the thing, I have a friend..."

Is this friend yourself?

"No, he really is my friend." He shook his head vigorously, a lewd and ingratiating smile on his face, and asked, "Master, do you know anything about exhuming a coffin and moving a grave?"

"Relocating graves? I started out by relocating graves, what do you think?"

"Wow, it seems I've found the right person."

"Of course, I'm very good at killing zombies, I'll give you a friendly price."

"Wait!" the fly immediately shouted to stop.

When Tan Wenjie looked at him with a questioning gaze, he asked, "What zombie?"

"If you're not going to produce zombies, why relocate graves?"

“There are definitely no zombies, it’s all for feng shui,” Fly explained. “My friend Boss Zhou has a family tradition of moving graves every thirty years, supposedly to ensure their family’s prosperity. I thought it would be good to keep the wealth within the family, so I contacted you first.”

He had a completely "I'm a good friend, right?" expression on his face.

"No zombies? They'll appear after the grave is moved. I suggest you don't let your friend move the grave casually. If the zombies really come out, the first thing they'll do is bite their own blood relatives."

"Master, it's not that serious, is it?"

"Of course there is, otherwise I would deliberately tell ghost stories to scare you."

"There's more."

Undeterred by the failure to reach an agreement on one matter, the fly moved on to the second.

"My boss owns a KTV. Master, didn't you say last night that your sister-in-law was possessed by something evil? Is it because something happened at that KTV?"

"Hmm." Tan Wenjie put down his chopsticks, his expression serious. "Very likely."

"What should we do then? Master, can you help us perform a ritual?"

"Of course, I'll give you a friendly price."

"No need for the special price, the original price is fine."

After finalizing their second collaboration, the two headed to a karaoke bar together.

Even though it wasn't open during the day, Tan Wenjie could tell from the moment he walked in that this KTV was definitely not legitimate, because it offered extra services such as massages, and they weren't even charged!

It must be the kind of place where, after a "princess" enters, she covers the windows with her clothes and makes people change into really cheap blue underwear.

Tan Wenjie couldn't help but shake his head, especially after seeing wave after wave of staff members wearing stockings.

"A haven for filth and corruption!"

"So dangerous?" the fly exclaimed in alarm. "Is there any hope of saving us?"

"Of course, I can just bless them and let them line up one by one... Never mind, let's be more efficient and let them come in in groups of three."

Tan Wenjie casually pushed open the door to a private room.

Three male waiters entered the room upon seeing this, only to be kicked out, accompanied by Tan Wenjie's angry shout: "Ladies first, don't you understand!"

"I'm sorry!" X3
The three men emerged looking disheveled, not because they hadn't considered getting angry, but because they simply couldn't possibly win.

The first group entered, and because there was no music and the soundproofing wasn't very good, people outside could hear what was going on inside.

"Do I have to take off my clothes for the consecration ceremony?"

"OK then."

"Master, your hands are so hot."

The fly outside the door, responsible for maintaining order, had red eyes; he suddenly wanted to learn how to catch ghosts too.

The change of personnel was very quick. After the women's group finished, it was the men's group's turn. However, before they could even push open the door, Tan Wenjie came out.

He slapped his forehead: "I forgot one thing. Actually, you can use talisman ash to make talisman water, which can also be used to consecrate and exorcise evil spirits. The rest of the men don't need to come over. Drinking water is the same."

Everyone: "..."

After several attempts to dissuade him, Wu Ying, who had failed to invite Tan Wenjie to help move the grave, left with a sullen face. On the way, some pretty girls flirted with him, but he had no interest in them. At most, he would remember their contact information, make plans to drink together that night, and then not go home.

On the side of the road.

Tan Wenjie was holding his phone; it was Ma Xiaoling contacting him.

She was very dissatisfied with Tan Wenjie's inefficiency in distributing flyers, and she called to condemn his lazy and slacking-off behavior.

"Have you eaten?" Ma Xiaoling suddenly asked.

"Just ate, some unlucky guy treated me."

"I heard from Mao You that she saw you at the KTV."

Tan Wenjie turned his head and saw a familiar figure pretending to be a passerby not far away.

"Yes."

Anyway, since this Tan Wenjie is Tan Wenjie's past life, it doesn't matter if he's a little bit of a womanizer.

"Be careful not to infect your four wives with the disease." Ma Xiaoling hung up the phone in annoyance.

“How could a god get that kind of disease? Besides, if they really dared to let me get it, I would storm into the Plague Department all by myself. I have connections.”

Tan Wenjie put his phone in his pocket and then walked towards the woman holding the newspaper.

When the other party noticed him approaching, he turned around and hid, while Tan Wenjie leaned out and chased after him, slashing at him. The two of them spun around like human tops on the spot.

Finally, Tan Wenjie reached out and pressed the newspaper down, revealing Mao You's face.

“Mr. Tan, what a coincidence.” Mao You forced a smile.

She only wanted to tip off her best friend, warning Ma Xiaoling that her boyfriend might be a womanizer, but she never expected to be discovered. (End of Chapter)