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The car was parked on the side of the road, the door opened, and a pair of long, fair legs came into view first.

As soon as Ma Xiaoling picked up her makeup case, she noticed a pair of eyes staring at her.

"What are you looking at again?" she asked, her brow furrowing.

Tan Wenjie raised his hands to cover his eyes, but the gaps between his fingers were enough to reveal his eyes.

"You are a disciple of Maoshan, and this is your opportunity to leave behind an orthodox legacy in the 21st century."

"They earn their living through their own abilities, and the fact that they can't leave behind any legacy means their time is up."

He doesn't fall for moral blackmail at all.

Moreover, there is a Taoist priest in this world with the surname Mao who is a descendant of Mao Xiaofang. In another way, Mao Xiaofang is Ajiao's niece, Fenjiao.

Ma Xiaoling: "Remember not to talk too much later, and just listen to my instructions."

She stared intently at Tan Wenjie, waiting for his answer.

After receiving his nod in response, he waved with satisfaction and pointed forward: "Let's go!"

A man and a woman were waiting for them in the office.

A short-haired, beautiful woman, and a male police officer who is having a run of bad luck.

"Officer Chen, this is the Taoist priest I recommended to you, Ma Xiaoling," the short-haired pretty woman introduced.

The male police officer, addressed as Inspector Chan, stood up with a smile and greeted him.

"Hello, Ms. Ma."

Then his gaze fell on Tan Wenjie.

"Who is this?"

“He’s my employee,” Ma Xiaoling said. “My deputy, his surname is Tan.”

Even though she had witnessed Tan Wenjie attract thunder and lightning before, Ma Xiaoling was still able to recognize Tan Wenjie as her subordinate without changing her expression.

Beautiful women lie without any guilt.

"Since you were introduced by Mao You, let's get straight to the point. I hope to invite you to become an instructor and help us train a special team to deal with ghosts and monsters. I call this team the Special Demon Unit, or SDU for short."

“As long as the price is right, I have no problem with it,” Ma Xiaoling nodded.

Because of the recent spate of strange occurrences, the plan to form a ghost-hunting team proceeded without any obstacles. After Ma Xiaoling signed the contract and received the funding, it was announced on the spot that training could begin that very night.

However, before he left, the short-haired pretty girl chased after him.

"Xiaoling, is this Mr. Tan your boyfriend?"

"No."

"I never thought we'd be able to fight ghosts together."

"Yes, I hope we can have a pleasant collaboration."

After exchanging a few words, the two parted ways.

As he left, Tan Wenjie nudged Ma Xiaoling with his elbow.

"Throwing a tantrum?"

"Grandpa, you're meddling too much."

"This is because I care about you."

"She used to be my best friend, but then some small accidents happened."

Are you single?

"What do you want to do! You already have four wives."

"What are you thinking about, cough cough."

"She won't like a man like you," Ma Xiaoling warned sternly, hands on her hips. "Don't do anything reckless, or you'll taste the Ma family's divine dragon!"

"That dragon?" Tan Wenjie scoffed.

He acknowledged that the Ma family's divine dragon possessed extraordinary special effects in this world, and that all of this was related to fate, but a direct confrontation was not necessarily the answer.

Unless fate shamelessly alters the settings.

Speaking of modifying the settings, Tan Wenjie thought of Leon again. If that mentally ill person were here, he might be able to easily defeat Fate.

The combat ability of the comedic characters is unknown.

On the sports field, on the lawn.

Tan Wenjie and Ma Xiaoling stood side by side, with several people in front of them.

They are SDU members selected through a special process.

Each person had a different expression.

"Look at this, then look at that, and that one... Xiaoling, why don't you just go home?"

Ma Xiaoling couldn't help but say, "Go home? What about the money I lost on the contract? You have to make it up to me."

"sure."

"..."

I almost forgot, the man next to me was a wealthy man in the Republic of China era, I think he was the richest man in the area, with a fortune of 100 million, and he always carried gold bars with him when he went out.

“I’ve already promised Mao You, and this matter must be done well.” Ma Xiaoling shook her head, then stared at Tan Wenjie. “You must stay and help as well.”

Tan Wenjie complained, "I thought you would say if you didn't want to help, then leave."

Ma Xiaoling: "Because I can tell what you're planning just by looking at your eyes. Dream on."

She paused for a moment after saying that.

There should only be one person who can communicate with you through their eyes as if it were destined, and I never expected to have this feeling after seeing the other person's "past life".

She looked somewhat uncomfortably at the people in front of her.

"Let me introduce myself, I am your instructor Ma Xiaoling."

When the SDU members were introducing themselves, Tan Wenjie yawned. He had no interest in remembering their names. All he could do in this world now was wait.

As fate takes its turn, we'll see how things unfold. But the protagonist, "Kwong Tin-yau," has already been taken out of the story by Tam Man-kit. There's no "love" between Kwong Tin-yau and Ma Siu-ling in this world, making the outcome of this war uncertain.

The plot has changed; Tam Man-kit has taken over the role of the male lead, but his screen time is not enough for him to become the male lead.

"Hey, it's your turn to introduce yourself," Ma Xiaoling's voice came from inside.

"Ok?"

Tan Wenjie snapped out of his daze and realized that the SDU members were looking at him with gossipy eyes, and were also stealing glances at Ma Xiaoling.

"I am Tan Wenjie, and my title is... well, you can just call me Brother Jie."

That's what it's like to be a deity; you have too many aliases.

"Brother Jie!" *N
"So obedient?" Tan Wenjie was surprised.

Ma Xiaoling grinned mischievously: "Because I told them that if they could beat you, they could name any conditions they wanted."

"That's so good?" Tan Wenjie asked. "You can ask for anything?"

“It’s them, not you!” Ma Xiaoling shattered Tan Wenjie’s illusion.

"Yes, that's exactly what I meant."

Tan Wenjie strode forward, spreading his arms wide: "Let's go together."

"Brother Jie, hehehe, we won't stand on ceremony, ouch!"

"Hey, wait a minute."

"Cough cough, vomit."

Tan Wenjie acted swiftly, knocking several people to the ground with a few punches, their knees buckling as they vomited bile.

"If you can survive one of my punches, you'll have something to brag about when you get out of here." Tan Wenjie squatted down and grabbed a middle-aged bald man who looked exactly like Master Peacock from the world of "My Date with a Zombie" and asked, "What's your name?"

"Old ghost."

"Old ghost, punch me."

Old Ghost stammered, "No, that's not a good idea."

"Or I'll punch you again."

"I'll hit him, I'll hit him right away." Old Ghost took a deep breath, raised his fist, and lightly nudged Tan Wenjie's shoulder.

"Ah—" Tan Wenjie fell to the ground.

Everyone: "?"

Ma Xiaoling couldn't help but ask, "What are you up to?"

"I lost." Tan Wenjie pointed at Lao Gui. "He defeated me, so now he can have whatever he wants?"

He stood up, dusted himself off, and said to Old Ghost, "You name your terms, let Miss Ma have lunch with me." "Wow—!!" *N
Eating melons made everyone excited, and even relieved a lot of physical pain.

“Okay.” Ma Xiaoling nodded with a smile.

Ten minutes later.

"what--?"

In the restaurant, everyone sat together, then looked at Ma Xiaoling as if to say: Is that all?
"I only said I'd have lunch with you, but I didn't say we couldn't have more people, right?" Ma Xiaoling smiled smugly; she was actually quite experienced in dealing with Tan Wenjie.

At the same time, he thought to himself, "Whether it's my past life or this life, I am still the same person."

Everyone felt disappointed.

Ma Xiaoling looked at Tan Wenjie seriously: "There's no possibility between us, unless you're dead."

Everyone: "No way, Instructor Ma, that's a really harsh statement."

Tan Wenjie nodded: "Don't worry, it won't take long."

"I never expected Brother Jie to be so devoted in love." Someone was already sighing with emotion.

"He has nothing to do with being devoted! He's a womanizer." Ma Xiaoling retorted mercilessly, then added, "Tonight, we're meeting at the graveyard for a run."

"Yes, Madam!" *N
Everyone present was laughing and joking, not taking it seriously at all.

Soon, it was night.

As SDU's first night training camp, not only did Ma Xiaoling arrive, but Mao You also came. The three of them stayed in the office, remotely monitoring the situation at the cemetery.

The SDU members at the cemetery started running laps after applying cow tears.

According to Tan Wenjie's simple observation, the probability of encountering a ghost in the cemetery without applying ox tears is about 90%, while applying them will definitely result in encountering a ghost.

Inside the office, the three sat down in a 1:2 ratio, with Mao You sitting alone on one side.

"How do you plan to train them?" Mao You asked.

“Let them see ghosts first, to build their courage, then teach them the basics of dealing with ghosts, and finally order a batch of ghost-catching equipment,” Ma Xiaoling said matter-of-factly. “Since your boss is fully supportive, funding is definitely not a problem.”

She couldn't think of a reason not to spend money to get better results.

Money is not a problem, nothing is a problem.

“That’s right, Inspector Chen’s attitude is very firm.” Mao You nodded.

The office fell silent again until an exclamation came from the walkie-talkie.

"Madam! Something terrible has happened! We think we've encountered a ghost! A female ghost is about to give birth. How can we help?"

"Ghosts giving birth?"

Ma Xiaoling immediately switched into professional mode and directed them to deliver the baby.

"Crunch, crunch, crunch." Tan Wenjie was holding a bucket of potato chips.

If there's anything good about his body, it's probably that he can eat whatever he wants and never gain weight.

Having a good appetite is enviable, allowing one to eat to one's heart's content, but knowing how not to gain weight brings even greater happiness.

Mao You looked at Tan Wenjie, and then saw him hand over the potato chips.

"Thank you, but I don't want to eat it." Mao You shook her head.

Tan Wenjie said, "Next time you apply for funding, buy more snacks."

Mao You: "..."

Meanwhile, under Ma Xiaoling's remote guidance, the ghost baby has been successfully delivered.

Another distress call came through the walkie-talkie: "It's bad, Instructor! A vicious ghost has chained up a newborn baby! What do we do?"

Ma Xiaoling's expression changed, and she grabbed the walkie-talkie, saying, "Ignore him, you guys get out of here."

"But!"

"There are no 'buts,' this is an order!"

"But……"

"I said..." Ma Xiaoling wanted to say more, but Tan Wenjie had already snatched the walkie-talkie from her hand.

"Hey, hey, hey." Tan Wenjie cleared his throat and said, "A ghost baby is born to be reincarnated. The ghost messengers are the ones who catch it. Don't cause trouble, or it will prevent the baby from being reincarnated."

"Brother Jie, but he looks very fierce."

"Nonsense, they're ghost messengers. Do you think the Black and White Impermanence look kind and approachable?"

"Yes, we understand."

Tan Wenjie tossed the walkie-talkie to Ma Xiaoling.

It's unclear why Ma Xiaoling, who has always acted decisively, suddenly became a riddle teller.

Ma Xiaoling instinctively caught the walkie-talkie and added, "That's exactly what I meant. Also, you should wash your hands after eating potato chips, you got my hands all oily!"

Mao You, who was watching from the sidelines, couldn't help but exclaim, "It's so similar!"

They haven't tried to reason with me, so they're resorting to unreasonable and divisive tactics.

Mao You simply doesn't believe that the two of them aren't boyfriend and girlfriend.

"Want to go grab some late-night snacks later?"

Why are you eating all the time?

“There are no additives in my hometown,” Tan Wenjie remarked. “The junk food here is much more stimulating.”

"..."

Having had that special experience at the graveyard that night, Sdu was gradually starting to feel like a ghost hunter.

Ma Xiaoling has her own ordering channels. Once the money is in place, a batch of equipment will be delivered to her door quickly, including armor made from bulletproof vests, ghost-catching flashlights, cinnabar bullets, and helmets for exorcising ghosts.

day.

In one village, a cordon has been set up.

Tan Wenjie arrived late, carrying two bags of hamburgers. He bent down and crawled through the cordon, where he saw Ma Xiaoling, SDU, and others.

"Brother Jack!"

"Why are you so late?" Ma Xiaoling said almost habitually, then turned around and said casually, "When the villagers were checking the water tank, they found a female corpse. There are many suspicious points about the death of the female corpse, and some people are suspected of encountering a ghost, so it has been handed over to the SDU for handling."

The female corpse was covered with a white sheet and placed in front of them.

Tan Wenjie casually placed the hamburger in the hand of a female police officer passing by.

The other party was a police officer in charge of the handover, who was looking at Tan Wenjie and the others with curiosity.

The sudden appearance of two bags of hamburgers left her somewhat bewildered.

Tan Wenjie asked, "You want us to solve the case?"

Ma Xiaoling shook her head and said, "We'll take action this time, and then leave the rest entirely to SDU."

They are just instructors; once they have taught the skills, they can retire gracefully.

Tan Wenjie said, "It was a revenge killing. The murderer was a man wearing glasses, who was this woman's husband."

Ma Xiaoling: "..."

The SDU members exclaimed in surprise, "Brother Jie, how did you know?"

Tan Wenjie asked, "Did you bring ox tears?"

One of them said, "We sprayed cow tears, but it doesn't seem to be working."

"That's because her resentment is too strong, and you guys lack inspiration." Tan Wenjie snapped his fingers.

"Ah—!!" The policewoman who was helping Tan Wenjie hold the hamburger screamed.

"Sorry." Tan Wenjie snapped his fingers again. "I accidentally activated too many of my 'yin-yang eyes'."

As the Emperor of Fengdu, even though this world is not his primary jurisdiction, he can easily control the parts related to ghosts.

Ma Xiaoling, standing next to him, had a very serious expression. She realized that she had already thought highly of Tan Wenjie, but she still underestimated him.

Suddenly, the policewoman, who seemed to be able to see but not see, blinked, wondering if she had just been hallucinating.

"I saw a female ghost."

"Brother Jie, why did she kneel down in front of you?"

"Perhaps she has some problems with her legs."

Ghosts are different from humans; when they see the highest ruler of the underworld, they almost instinctively want to kneel down.

Tan Wenjie cleared his throat: "Ghosts below, what grievances do you have? Quickly explain them!"

The trembling female ghost said, "Your Majesty, it was my husband! He killed me for his mistress and money!"

Everyone: "The Emperor?" (End of Chapter)