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Chapter 736 Can Sun Wukong defeat Chu Renmei?
Nantianmen.
The Four Heavenly Kings were stationed there, chatting about gossip they had heard a couple of days ago.
"After General Curtain Roller broke the glass lamp, he became a water demon in the underworld. I heard that he gets stabbed by flying swords every day."
"If you ask me, Marshal Tianpeng is even worse, he was actually reincarnated as a pig."
Even immortals have racial discrimination, with humans who attain immortality being the most respected, followed by divine beasts and spirit beasts, and then birds, beasts, and livestock.
"Who told him to go to the Moon Palace and cause trouble after drinking a little wine? Everyone knows the fairy Chang'e..." The Heavenly King of Growth was speaking enthusiastically when he suddenly saw his three brothers coughing loudly.
"What's wrong with you?" King of Growth asked, turning around to look behind him. "I'm not wrong, it's Chang'e and Tan..."
Then, he saw a familiar figure appear beside him, Tan Wenjie, who had left Lingshan.
Tan Wenjie asked in confusion, "With Tan—, what?"
"Hahaha, the Moon Goddess Chang'e is chatting with the rabbit, chatting with the rabbit." The Heavenly King of Growth blushed as he tried to make amends.
The other three immediately stepped forward to help the King of Growth out of the predicament.
"Your Majesty, it has been a long time since you last visited the South Heavenly Gate."
Tan Wenjie: "..."
The words are well said, but why does Nantianmen sound a bit like Yihonglou?
"I've come to find Yang Jian."
The four Heavenly Kings exchanged glances, and finally, it was the Heavenly King Dhritarashtra, who was holding a pipa, who cautiously asked, "Is it about that matter?"
"Which one?" Tan Wenjie asked, puzzled.
Dhritarashtra continued, "It is a princess who descended to the mortal realm and secretly married a mortal."
Tan Wenjie felt a jolt in his heart.
He was confident that Yang Jian would support him and the Third Princess, but he wasn't confident that Yang Jian wouldn't draw his sword and kill him after learning about his affair with the Seventh Princess.
“I suddenly remembered that the temple hasn’t performed any miracles in a long time.” Tan Wenjie turned to leave.
A beam of light flew over and landed in front of the South Heavenly Gate.
It was Erlang Shen Yang Jian, wearing a black cloak and with his hair tied up in a silver crown.
A faint light flickered between his brows and third eye.
"Emperor?" Yang Jian's expression softened noticeably when he saw Tan Wenjie, but his face immediately tightened when he noticed the Four Heavenly Kings beside him.
Yang Jian asked, "Your Majesty, have you also come to plead for the princess's descent to the mortal realm?"
"Just passing by." Tan Wenjie replied very simply.
"Please." Yang Jian raised his hand, gesturing for Tan Wenjie to follow.
The two entered the South Heavenly Gate and went to a secluded place. Yang Jian sighed and said, "The Eighth Princess is clever and quick-witted, but unfortunately she has followed in the footsteps of the Seventh Princess and has fallen in love with the mortal world. With the Seventh Princess's incident as a precedent, Her Majesty is furious. No one can save the Eighth Princess. Her Majesty will punish her by sending her to Kunlun Mountain to face the wall for ten thousand years."
"So it's the Eighth Princess."
"What, Brother Jie, isn't it for Princess Ba?"
"Of course not, I have something else I need your help with."
He and the Eighth Princess had barely met, so there was no need for him to plead for her.
"Brother Jie, please speak."
I want to borrow some good luck.
"I will issue you a transfer order right away, with the help of Zhao Gongming from the Ministry of Finance."
"It's good to have you say that."
Yang Jian suggested, "Brother Jie, if you really want to borrow good luck, you should go to the Heavenly Emperor."
The Heavenly Official Emperor, also known as the Supreme Primordial First-Rank Nine Qi Blessing Heavenly Official Yao Ling Yuan Yang Emperor Zi Wei Di Jun.
The "Heavenly Official Bestowing Blessings" that is often mentioned in the mortal world refers to this great emperor.
"I'll go find him after I leave here."
Yang Jian readily approved the note.
“Don’t worry, I visit Yang Chan often,” Tan Wenjie said.
Upon hearing this, Yang Jian breathed a sigh of relief and nodded, saying, "Thank you for taking care of Third Sister, Brother Jie."
"They are all our own people."
Just as Tan Wenjie was about to walk towards the Ministry of Finance, he suddenly stopped: "Is there anything I can do to help with the Eighth Princess's matter?"
Judging from Yang Jian's words, he wanted to help the Eighth Princess. Since he had accepted her help, he could also lend a hand.
“There is indeed one. The Eighth Princess’s husband is named Batel. He is a grassland man. I would like to ask Brother Jie to arrange for him to live a carefree life for the next few lifetimes, so that the Eighth Princess can be at ease.”
"Easy to say."
As one of the highest-ranking officials in the Death Note—the Book of Life and Death—it's no problem for him to take care of people's reincarnation.
"If you need any more help, just come to me. I'm not afraid of causing havoc in the Heavenly Palace."
"it is good."
Yang Jian watched Tan Wenjie's figure leave, quickly changed his expression, flicked his long sleeves, and strode forward.
With the approval of the judicial authorities, it became much easier for Tan Wenjie to seek help from Zhao Gongming at the Ministry of Finance. Since they were both nominally affiliated with the Ministry of Finance, they were theoretically colleagues.
It will be easier to see the Ziwei Emperor after that.
He was even forced to stay for a banquet and watch a fairy dance.
When they left the Heavenly Realm, Tan Wenjie was sitting on the back of the Black Bear Spirit, his head still slightly dizzy.
"Master, why do you seem unhappy?" the black bear spirit asked, puzzled.
He really saw a lot of things by following Tan Wenjie. First, they went to Mount Ling to listen to the Buddha's teachings, and then they met the Ziwei Emperor, who were among the most outstanding figures in the Three Realms.
The black bear spirit suddenly felt that it was okay not to go to Mount Ling to chant sutras, and his obsession was not so strong anymore.
"So elegant, so very elegant."
"what?"
"I mean, the Ziwei Emperor's banquet was too refined, with all that poetry recitation and dancing." Tan Wenjie hiccuped. "I just love the vulgar stuff! I'm allergic to the refined!"
Wearing less clothing is more effective than anything else.
Black Bear Spirit: "..."
So that's why I'm unhappy.
As for what constitutes an allergy, never mind, it's not important.
In the blink of an eye, they had returned to Kunlun Mountain and arrived at the Thousand-Ren Immortal Peak. The little demon disciples shouted "Master!" in unison, their emotions running high.
“If you want to cultivate, find a place here to cultivate,” Tan Wenjie said. “Don’t wander around, and don’t steal the cassock.”
"Yes." The black bear spirit nodded repeatedly.
This is Kunlun Mountain, known as the abode of immortals. Being able to come here is already considered to be of divine origin.
Tan Wenjie returned to his cave dwelling, lay down on a rocking chair, slowly picked up a small teapot, took a sip of tea, and squinted his eyes to enjoy the gentle breeze.
After a while, he finally opened the "Gate of Hell".
Sure enough, the prize pool for "Journey to the West: The Sequel" appeared.
Pay money to open the door.
Starting with ten consecutive draws.
[If I don't go to hell, who will? - Sun Wukong, the Victorious Fighting Buddha (Red)] X4
Defense +5, Max HP +1000, Max MP +1000, Max Stamina +1000
Club-type weapon damage +5
Speed +5
Talent: Boneless Relic
Boneless Relic Lv1: There is a chance to generate [Boneless Relic - Small (Treasure)] after death.
Copper Head Iron Arm Talent Level +1
【Boneless Relic - Small (Treasure/Material): Can be socketed and used as an upgrade material. Effect: Damage increase (small), Damage +5%】
【I was originally a mortal, so why should I fear becoming a mortal again? — Tang Sanzang, the Buddha of Sandalwood Merit (Red)】
Buddhist comprehension +5, maximum health +2000
Talent: Brocade Robe
Brocade Robe Lv1: Wearing robe-type armor increases its effectiveness by +10%.
Talent: Golden Cicada
Golden Cicada Lv1: Shedding its shell, it transforms into a creature of immortality; Buddhist skill damage increased by 10%.
[Overturning the Three Realms - Wutian (Red)]
Buddhist resistance +5, Buddhist enlightenment +5, maximum mana +2000
Talent: World-Destroying Black Lotus
World-Destroying Black Lotus Lv1: Can extract one's own evil thoughts and malice to condense into a World-Destroying Black Lotus.
【I am Nezha, the Third Prince – Nezha (Gold)】X4
Maximum mana +800, maximum health +800
Spell damage resistance +5%
Three Heads and Six Arms skill level +1
[Guanyin Bodhisattva - Without Primordial Spirit (White)] Health +1, Mana +1, Stamina +1
Favorability +1
【Zhen Yuanzi - Without Primordial Spirit (White)】
Health +1, Mana +1, Stamina +1
Favorability +1
[Buddha's Forgiveness - Black Robe (Purple)]
Ling'er - White Lotus (Green)
Ling'er - Fairy Biyou (Green)
【…】
Tan Wenjie had a thoroughly enjoyable time drawing lots this time. Except for not drawing out the seventeen relics again, he drew lots from almost everyone he had ever met.
However, all the gods in the prize pool are in a state without primordial spirits; they are all ordinary people.
Apart from the top few, the attribute increases provided by the remaining characters can be ignored. For a value of millions, an increase of a few points or tens of points is really negligible.
Finding a top-tier cultivation technique to continue practicing is clearly more rewarding than winning the lottery.
Tan Wenjie opened his eyes.
Copper Head and Iron Arms lv17: Body defense +102, can reflect 170% of the damage dealt by the enemy, and can restore 17% of the user's health and stamina when attacked.
Three Heads and Six Arms Lv10: Possesses three heads and six arms, allowing for multitasking and coordinated attacks with a +90% damage increase.
The Copper Head and Iron Arms skill has been upgraded to level 17, with a total defense of +350.
He was very disappointed that he didn't draw any more characters that he could use, especially since he didn't draw any skins.
However, obtaining Wutian's World-Destroying Black Lotus talent should be considered a great gain.
The figure of Demon Lord Tan Wenjie appeared, and his figure was gradually enveloped by the illusory black lotus, and then disappeared into Tan Wenjie's shadow.
As long as he accumulates evil thoughts, perhaps one day he can cultivate a black lotus clone comparable to Wutian.
Tan Wenjie thought about the fairies' long legs and tried to make his thoughts even more wicked, but the Black Lotus changed very little.
"I guess I'm still too kind."
Everything can be planned in the long run.
"Master, Master!" The little maid stumbled in.
"Don't panic. The sky hasn't fallen yet. Even if it does, I'll be the one to hold it up."
"Master, a celestial deer and a celestial crane have arrived outside."
"You didn't tell me earlier!"
Tan Wenjie quickly straightened his clothes and strode out.
Before the person even arrived, laughter could already be heard.
Upon seeing who it was, his laughter grew even louder.
"Senior Brother Lu Tong, Senior Brother Bai He, what brings you two here?"
"Junior brother, Master has sent us to summon you to Kunlun Mountain to await orders."
"Look at what you're saying." Tan Wenjie came to Lu Tong's side, touched him for a long time, and then turned to look at Bai He Tong Zi.
Neither of them transformed into human form.
Upon coming into Tan Wenjie's sight, Baihe Tongzi shrank his neck and dodged to the side.
"Junior brother, what are you trying to do?"
"My two senior brothers, why did you come empty-handed?"
"..."X2
“I don’t necessarily need gifts, but as elders, you came to my cave empty-handed. If word gets out, what will people think of us? They might say behind our backs that we, the brothers, are not on good terms,” Tan Wenjie sighed.
"..."X2
The deer and the crane looked at each other, both seeing helplessness in each other's eyes.
Lu Tong said, "Junior brother, I've collected some fruit here."
“I also have some snacks bestowed upon me by my master.”
Seeing that the deer's mouth and the crane's beak each held a delicate little basket, Tan Wenjie smiled and reached out to take them.
"Hey, we're all family. Since you're already here, why bring anything?"
"..."X2
They wanted to take the items back, but Tan Wenjie was very quick to stop, stuffing them all into his pocket with a flick of his wrist.
"Junior brother, this matter is of great importance, let's go there as soon as possible."
"No problem, I'll go right away." Tan Wenjie then asked curiously, "Senior brothers, where are you going?"
"By order of our master, we have told our uncles and fellow disciples not to leave the mountain without permission."
Tan Wenjie: "..."
Does this mean I'm surrounded by good luck and have received some "great benefits"?
Completely baffled, Tan Wenjie still flew to Yuxu Palace on Kunlun Mountain with the orders.
The Antarctic Immortal, with a longevity bun on his head, was already waiting for him.
"Master," Tan Wenjie bowed.
"My disciple," the Antarctic Immortal looked Tan Wenjie up and down, and nodded gently, "Your magical power has improved again, not bad."
"It's all thanks to my master's excellent teaching."
The Old Man of the South Pole taught him nothing, but without this title, he couldn't accomplish anything.
"In a few days, Master will preach to Maitreya Buddha, and all the immortals will gather at that time."
"Master, please give your instructions."
"Remember to take good care of your spirits and Taoist disciples, and don't let them go out and cause trouble, especially in Xihe Niuzhou."
Tan Wenjie: "..."
The hint was too obvious; it was practically asking him to join the Journey to the West himself.
No problem. As long as they state their names, Sun Wukong and his companions won't kill the demons and monsters under their command.
The question is, who should we send?
Chu Renmei? If we were to actually achieve that absurd power comparison circulating online, could Sun Wukong defeat Chu Renmei?
Perhaps we'll see a scenario where Sun Wukong defeats Chu Renmei three times.
The little zombie is quite suitable, as it combines various identities such as zombie king, drought demon, and descendant of Jiang Chen. Even Sun Wukong would be helpless against it for a while.
Tan Wenjie said, "Master, don't worry, I will definitely keep a close eye on my subordinates and won't let the little zombie go to Xihe Niuzhou."
"I remember you left a yellow tiger with your Uncle Yun Zhongzi. Take that yellow tiger back soon, and remember not to let it go out and cause trouble."
It turns out they felt it wasn't enough.
Tan Wenjie had no choice but to continue, "Master, don't worry, I'll be going to Zhongnan Mountain soon and I'll definitely give Huang Pihu a good talking-to and make sure he doesn't go out."
“I remember you still have sheep under your command.”
"Master, that sheep won't do!"
They all bought the Rain-Worker Sheep with their own money, and they absorbed the Weak Water.
The yellow-skinned tiger, who was diligently cultivating in Zhongnan Mountain and learning thunder magic from Lei Zhenzi, along with the rain-working sheep who had absorbed the Weak Water, might get a good beating if Tang Sanzang and his disciples really went up against them.
"Master, please tell me if you need anything else."
"You also need to take good care of yourself."
"No way, Master! How could I, the mighty Thunder General of the Thunder Department of the Great Emperor of Fengdu, the Heavenly Venerable of Mighty Spirit, possibly go out and cause trouble?"
The Old Man of the South Pole remained silent, simply watching him quietly.
Tam Man-kit: "We need to pay more!"
After talking for almost half an hour, Tan Wenjie left with a dark expression.
"So, they're planning to strip me naked."
Little Zombie, Black Mountain Demon, Chu Renmei, and others are all in the Journey to the West plan. Tan Wenjie alone will contribute at least five of the eighty-one tribulations, after all, there's also the Black Bear Spirit and himself to consider.
He can be called a model worker in the Journey to the West.
"If I really have to take action, Tang Sanzang and his disciples will have no chance of getting through."
After leaving completely, Tan Wenjie smiled.
Setting up obstacles to hinder Tang Sanzang and his disciples was nothing, but he received a promise from the Antarctic Immortal that he would be taught how to actively travel between different planes.
There are never too many ways to smuggle people across the border.
In addition, there is a golden pill, and the method for refining the Nine-Turn Golden Pill.
Resurrection count +1
"It's time to put those furnace-guarding Taoists of Flaming Mountain to good use." (End of Chapter)
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