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A dark and windy night is the perfect time to peep at someone taking a bath.

A monkey and a pig sneaked in quietly.

"Brother Monkey, I'm leaving Qiao Ling'er to you," Pigsy said, patting his chest. "And the other female bandit leader who's about to be killed is yours, Old Pig."

He turned to leave, but his ear was pinched by a hairy hand.

"Ouch, ouch!" Pigsy cried out in pain. "Brother Monkey, let go! Your ear is going to fall off!"

"You wish! Come with me."

Ignoring the other person's complaints, Sun Wukong grabbed the pig's ear and headed towards Qiao Ling'er's room, just as Qiao Ling'er was taking off her clothes to take a bath.

The two of them stuck their fingers into the window paper.

The two leaned closer and saw Qiao Ling'er unbutton her pajamas, revealing her fair and slender back, on which was a golden swastika birthmark.

"Demon child!" Pigsy's eyes widened, and he grabbed his rake, ready to charge forward.

"Wait, this person has a kind heart and doesn't seem hostile. There might be something wrong with him."

“Monkey King, what other problem could there be? Buddha wouldn’t want to cheat us. If you ask me, we should kill him quickly and send him back to Mount Ling to report back.”

“Bajie, Buddha told us to find the demon child, not to kill anyone.” Sun Wukong stared at Zhu Bajie expressionlessly.

With a blink of an eye, his sharp eyes shone brightly.

Although Sun Wukong kept claiming it was an eye ailment during the journey to the West, when Zhu Bajie looked directly at those fiery eyes, he suddenly started to stutter.

"Brother Monkey, I'm doing this so I can finish the mission as soon as possible. Look, the birthmark is already there. It'll be perfect to hand the person over to Buddha and complete the task."

"You've always been a lazy bum, why are you being so diligent today?"

"This, this, that... Brother Monkey, it's all for the sake of protecting the Three Realms."

“If he really is a demon child, I, Old Sun, will definitely send him back to Mount Ling. But if he isn’t, then this is harming an good person.” Sun Wukong shook his head. “No way!”

"Brother Monkey!"

"Ok?"

"understood."

At this moment, Qiao Ling'er was completely unaware that two immortals were peeping at him while he was taking a bath through the window. He sat in the bathtub, but his mind was constantly replaying "Three Hundred Children's Songs," trying to find the key to the martial arts manual hidden in them.

By the time Qiao Ling'er came to her senses, he had already subconsciously finished taking a shower and was lying back in bed preparing to sleep.

She lit the bedside candle, took out "Three Hundred Children's Songs" and flipped through it twice more. Qiao Ling'er drowsily fell asleep holding the book.

Under the moonlight, the shadows are stretched long.

At the corner of the wall, a rake first appeared, its teeth gleaming coldly in the moonlight.

It was Zhu Bajie who arrived. At this moment, there was no trace of his honesty on his face; only ferocity remained.

After turning his head left and right to make sure no one was following him, he entered Qiao Ling'er's room, looked at the figure sleeping on the bed with a book in her hand, and raised his rake.

"Oh!"

Just as the rake was about to land on Qiao Ling'er's chest, a burst of golden light suddenly erupted from Qiao Ling'er's body, rapidly expanding like a soap bubble to form a protective shield that protected him.

The golden light knocked Pigsy over.

"No wonder he's the reincarnation of Buddha." Pigsy, leaning on his nine-toothed rake, panted heavily and gritted his teeth as he continued to charge forward.

He knew very well that such a commotion would attract Sun Wukong, and he didn't have much time left.

This time, the golden light shield was shattered without any doubt. Just as the rake was about to hit Qiao Ling'er's chest, Qiao Ling'er suddenly opened her eyes and raised her hand to slap Zhu Bajie.

The golden palm print flew out, growing larger and larger in Pigsy's vision.

"what!!"

"boom!!"

The entire Qiao Family Village heard the loud noise.

The golden light could be seen shooting into the sky from a radius of hundreds of miles.

Sun Wukong, who arrived at the scene immediately, glanced at Qiao Ling'er, who was huddled on the bed trembling, and then turned to look at Zhu Bajie, who was sprawled on the ground pretending to be a flip-top turtle.

Although many thoughts were running through his mind, he laughed and chuckled on the surface, as if he hadn't noticed anything: "Bajie, are you trying to imitate the Turtle Prime Minister?"

"Brother Monkey, hurry up and do it! Demon Child is too strong!" Pigsy got up and pointed at the bewildered Qiao Ling'er. "I was just thinking of killing him with a rake, but I didn't expect his magic to be so powerful. He almost sent me back to the Western Paradise."

"I told you to plan this carefully. We've wasted several days in the mortal realm, and even Buddha on Mount Ling wouldn't notice," Sun Wukong said skeptically. "But you, why aren't you sleeping tonight? What brought you here?"

"Buddha's instructions are of utmost importance, Brother Monkey."

"I'm in charge. If Buddha wants to blame someone, he can come to me."

Sun Wukong took on all the responsibilities and made all the decisions on the journey to the West. After the journey was completed, Zhu Bajie didn't dare to contradict him either.

"Yes, that's what happens when you're the eldest brother," Pigsy said reluctantly.

In reality, his eyes were darting around frantically.

Seeing that the two had finally calmed down, Qiao Ling'er asked, "Who exactly are you people?"

"We are immortals from the Western Paradise, and we suspect you are involved in a major matter." Sun Wukong was not one to hide things, so he simply explained the whole story to Qiao Ling'er.

Qiao Ling'er's behavior also made Sun Wukong suspicious of the Buddha's orders.

Then Qiao Ling'er said, "If I were the reincarnated demon child, I would be willing to go to Mount Ling with you to see the Buddha. I would have no complaints about whether I live or die. However, I promised a friend that I would help him comprehend martial arts. I want to find him first."

"Okay." Sun Wukong nodded. "I'll give you a month."

Pigsy, standing nearby, grew anxious. "Brother Monkey, what if something really happens in a month?"

"With me here, how much trouble can Demon Child stir up?"

"That's what they say," Pigsy muttered, but ultimately had no choice but to succumb to his elder brother's tyranny.

And not far from Qiaojiazhuang.

Tan Wenjie and Nezha, who arrived on clouds from the sky, happened to see the soaring golden light and exchanged a glance.

"Something's going to happen, let's go!"

After Tan Wenjie landed, he wiped his face and it returned to its original appearance.

"You look like this?" Nezha asked curiously, then shook his head. "No, you can't possibly look like this. It must be another transformation spell."

Tan Wenjie's transformation into Wutian was flawless; even if he changed his appearance again, Nezha would only mistakenly believe that this was his true form.

Based on his short experience of spending time with Tan Wenjie, he was certain that the man was somewhat lecherous and liked to transform into a handsome man. Apart from this minor flaw, he was otherwise quite in line with Nezha's style.

The Qiao family mansion is in complete chaos.

Houses collapsed and golden light shot into the sky; something terrible must have happened.

Too many major events have happened recently, and Master Qiao and Madam Qiao are panicking. They have already led all the servants and surrounded Qiao Ling'er's courtyard with sticks.

They were blocked by magic and could not get close.

When he saw Tan Wenjie, it was as if Mr. Qiao had found his pillar of support.

"The captain is back!"

"gentlemen!"

They automatically ignored Nezha following behind them and busied themselves recounting what had just happened to Tan Wenjie. However, no one had actually seen what happened inside, and people kept chiming in to add their own comments, making it all too chaotic to understand.

"Master, someone has come out. It looks like the young master, and he's accompanied by a monkey and a pig."

The scene fell silent immediately.

Three figures emerged from the smoke and dust.

"Ling'er!" *2
"Young Master!"
"Brother Jie!" Qiao Ling'er was overjoyed to see Tan Wenjie.

"Nezha?" Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were taken aback when they saw a familiar face.

Tan Wenjie: "..."

A family reunion? What are they all shouting about? It's like they're not fitting in if they don't shout a few words.

There was no surprise on Nezha's face.

"Snatch them!" With that, Nezha charged forward, spear in hand.

There are too many imposters. Who can guarantee that the other party is real or fake? Given Nezha's personality, he'd rather fight first.

If Sun Wukong were real, he definitely wouldn't lose. If he lost to someone else, he would be an imposter and therefore could die.

"What are you doing?" Sun Wukong raised his golden cudgel to defend himself.

"Wait a minute," Tan Wenjie said, trying to mediate. "We're all on the same side."

He didn't care whether Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were real or fake; as long as Qiao Ling'er was real, that was enough. He pulled Qiao Ling'er to his side.

"Who is this kid?" Sun Wukong asked, looking at Tan Wenjie.

I don't think I recognize this face among the immortals.

Tan Wenjie also asked Nezha, "Who is this monkey with the facial paralysis? He looks like he has a bad neck."

I wonder if it would be funny to see monkeys with facial paralysis fighting.

He's encountered and fought many monkeys.

However, this is the first time I've encountered a Buddha-like monkey. It's hard to say whether I can beat him. If the opponent can also use afterimages to perform a three-hit combo during the fight, I definitely can't beat him.

Nezha followed Qiao Ling'er to Tan Wenjie's side: "What do we do now?"

Treat everyone as an enemy when their identities as friend or foe are uncertain.

"Nezha, what do you mean by this?" Sun Wukong asked with a blank expression.

His tone was questioning, but his face remained expressionless.

“Now all the gods and Buddhas in the heavens have been captured by Wutian. He has already taken control of the Three Realms and is even impersonating the Buddha to oversee Mount Ling,” Nezha said warily. “But you two, why did you capture the reincarnation of the Buddha?”

Tan Wenjie, standing next to him: "..."

Shouldn't Ou Ba be covered in eyes? This kid actually spoiled the plot.

"What?!" Sun Wukong was shocked.

He had felt something was off before. If he didn't see Qiao Ling'er as the reincarnation of Wutian, but rather as the reincarnation of Buddha, then everything would make sense.

Normal people aren't that saintly. He's a Victorious Fighting Buddha, yet he thinks the other person is more Buddha than himself.

"Brother Monkey, they must be Demon Child's henchmen," Pigsy said. "Let's attack together!"

He rolled up his sleeves and got ready to use the rake.

"No rush!" Sun Wukong shook his head.

Pigsy, who usually dislikes doing anything, was unusually diligent tonight.

"Even if he doesn't make a move, we will!" Nezha was even more eager to confirm the other party's identity.

He dared to reveal Qiao Ling'er's true identity, so he had no intention of letting the two of them leave alive.

Tan Wenjie now wields a thunder hammer, demonstrating his stance through his actions.

When Pigsy on the other side saw the thunder hammer, his eyelids twitched.

"Brother Monkey, they're about to make their move!" He lunged at Nezha.

The scenario that Sun Wukong would automatically confront Tan Wenjie did not occur; the two stood there quietly watching Zhu Bajie and Nezha meet.

The rake struck the fire-tipped spear, sending sparks flying.

"Drink!" Nezha shouted, transforming into a three-headed, six-armed being.

However, instead of falling into a disadvantageous position as expected, Pigsy fought even more fiercely, shouting "Brother Monkey, help me!" and wielding his rake with great force.

"Freeze!" x2
Tan Wenjie and Sun Wukong spoke at the same time.

The two combatants on the battlefield felt a sudden tightness in their chests.

"Huh?" Nezha discovered that he could still move.

On the contrary, Pigsy's body was stiff and he couldn't move.

Then the spear and the Universe Ring smashed down on Pigsy's head.

A surge of air parted the dark clouds in the sky.

Pigsy fell from the sky and crashed to the ground, transforming into a monkey that looked exactly like Monkey.

"Six-Eared Macaque, it's you all along!" Sun Wukong suddenly realized.

The only creature in the world capable of transforming into Pigsy and hiding by one's side without revealing any flaws is the Six-Eared Macaque.

“Buddha…” The Six-Eared Macaque did not argue, but simply looked westward, “I have failed to fulfill your command and am ashamed of your grace in giving me life.”

When Wutian decided to launch a counterattack against Lingshan, he resurrected the Six-Eared Macaque and made him serve him.

The Six-Eared Macaque only wanted to obtain the scriptures and achieve enlightenment; who the Buddha was was irrelevant to him.

Nearly a thousand years have passed. Sun Wukong has become a Buddha, and Nezha's cultivation has also increased by a thousand years. The Six-Eared Macaque, who was once comparable to Sun Wukong, did not see much improvement in strength after being resurrected by Wutian.

The Six-Eared Macaque breathed his last and quickly logged off.

Nezha's gaze shifted to Sun Wukong, and he asked eagerly, "I wonder if this is true?"

“Elder Sun would never harm me.” Qiao Ling’er’s words drew everyone’s attention to her. “Just now, that monster disguised as Elder Pig tried to kill me, but Elder Sun protected me the whole time.”

“Since you’ve said that,” Tan Wenjie put away the hammer.

Nezha also put away his three heads and six arms.

"You just believed that?" Qiao Ling'er asked in astonishment.

“Anyway, your mortal enemy wants to kill you, and you yourself think it’s fine, so why should we stop them?” Tan Wenjie said instead.

That makes sense.

"Ling'er~!" Bai Lianhua, who had previously been restricted to the outside by magic and unable to get close due to her mortal status, squeezed over.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Bai Lianhua hugged Qiao Ling'er.

“Yes.” Tan Wenjie winked at Nezha.

Nezha: "He hasn't awakened his innate wisdom yet; he's not Buddha."

Nezha was willing to swear on his own father that Buddha was definitely not the kind of deity who would abuse his power for personal gain.

“We need to think this through more carefully.” Tan Wenjie stopped dwelling on the matter and said to Sun Wukong, “Now that the Three Realms have been occupied by the Wutian gang, our every move will be monitored.”

The prolonged absence of the Six-Eared Macaque will surely attract Wutian's attention.

Both the Buddha and the demons need to find the reincarnation of Tathagata, and the fake Pigsy beside Sun Wukong is a key target to be tracked.

To ensure that the famous detective Sun Wukong would behave properly, Wutian was even willing to create a fake Three Realms for him, which shows how much Wutian cared.

"What exactly happened?" Sun Wukong asked.

The other party brought Nezha and knew that the reincarnation of Buddha was Qiao Ling'er. It seems that they have been protecting her all along, so their identity can be confirmed as friend rather than foe.

"Let Nezha have a short talk with you."

Tan Wenjie was unwilling to act as a narrator for the recap.

He had noticed from the beginning that Qiao Ling'er seemed hesitant to speak, and now she finally had a chance to say something.

His main purpose was to take the opportunity to escape from Bai Lianhua's embrace; if he stayed any longer, he was afraid he wouldn't be able to control himself.

When she heard that they were going to talk about serious matters, Bai Lianhua was quite perceptive; it wasn't because Tan Wenjie was holding a hammer as if he was going to chisel her.

"Brother Jie, I've finally mastered the martial arts you taught me, but I accidentally learned the 'Great Sun Tathagata Sutra' instead." Qiao Ling'er was still a little embarrassed.

This is good news for Tan Wenjie; being able to obtain the "Mahavairocana Sutra" makes his trip worthwhile.

"It's nothing, it was given to me by another version of you anyway."

"what?"

"Do you have any more questions?" Tan Wenjie asked.

Qiao Ling'er nodded: "Brother Jie, you're saying my identity is that of the reincarnation of Buddha?"

Even the white lotus flower standing to the side looked over.

Tan Wenjie didn't answer, but instead asked Bai Lianhua, "Can you accept Ling'er turning into a middle-aged fat monk with a head full of bumps?"

He personally took a copy of the "Great Sun Tathagata Sutra" and helped Qiao Ling'er find a wife; how righteous!
Qiao Ling'er: "?"

Has the topic gone off track?

White Lotus: "?"

She had just stepped off the execution platform, and the back of her neck was still chilly. Now, suddenly, she was being asked such a serious question.

To be honest, if Qiao Ling'er were ugly, there would be no chance at all.

"I... gulp." She swallowed hard. "As long as I can stay by Ling'er's side, I won't mind what he becomes!"

Tan Wenjie is so handsome, he definitely doesn't tell the truth and is just trying to scare her.

Did you really think she would back down because of the slightest crisis?
She then turned to stare at Qiao Ling'er's pretty face. Even with a shaved head and middle-aged weight gain, he would still be good-looking.

Besides, she, the innocent and pure woman, never cares about looks. (End of Chapter)