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Justice League base.

In the morning, Tan Wenjie had just pushed Diana out of bed and gotten dressed when he saw the Flash, Barry, walking towards him carrying a bowl of hamburgers.

"Barry, have you ever considered starting a mukbang (eating broadcast) account?"

“I have camera phobia.” Barry immediately shook his head.

During the time he had been in contact with Tan Wenjie, he had figured out the other man's style of doing things and knew he was definitely going to trick him again.

Tan Wenjie reached out and took a hamburger from Barry's arms, making do with it for breakfast.

"Oh, right, Jay, a celebrity has arrived at our base." Barry pointed excitedly outside, as if he had just remembered.

Following the direction he was pointing, there was indeed a middle-aged man in a custom-made suit standing there. After noticing Tan Wenjie's gaze, he walked over.

Tan Wenjie sighed, "Barry, how could you let him in?"

Barry asked doubtfully, "He's Bruce Wayne, and he also..."

Why would someone who spends money like water and is always glamorous stop the other party?

Tan Wenjie raised his hand to stop Barry from continuing: "He is an evil capitalist. Think about his wealth. All the money you spend will eventually flow into his wallet. All your hard work in your life is for him to drive luxury cars, pick up beautiful women, wear expensive watches... and have all kinds of food from all over the world, without having to queue or make a reservation."

“Based on what you said, I do start to dislike him a bit.” Barry took a big bite of his hamburger.

Since people have come, we can't turn them away.

“Mr. Tan, I am Bruce Wayne.” The other person walked up to Tan Wenjie, smiled, and extended his hand.

"It was a pleasure working with you last time." Tan Wenjie shook hands with the other party lightly.

Barry, curious, interjected, munching on his hamburger, and asked, "What kind of collaboration?"

"Nothing much, just dealt with some hellish bastard together." Bruce Wayne said as if he were talking about something trivial.

Bruce is now certain that the other party really knows his identity, and he made the right decision to come this time.

Determining whether someone is an enemy or an ally can save you some trouble.

Tan Wenjie nodded in agreement: "That's right, it's nothing."

He would never be the one to introduce someone else's family.

Bruce: "..."

Seeing Barry looking back and forth, he had no choice but to introduce himself: "I am Batman."

Then he just waited quietly. As a veteran who had been active in Gotham for many years, he should still be quite famous.

Barry gulped down the hamburger with difficulty, then squeezed out a "Wow!"

Having seen Superman, Batman doesn't really have much of a presence; the billionaire status is much more appealing, but he's currently harboring resentment towards capitalists.

"Are you the head of the Justice League?" Bruce cut to the chase, turning to Tan Wenjie and saying, "I can cover all the Justice League's future operating expenses, as well as living allowances for members, including research and development funds..."

“We have always welcomed superheroes to join us,” Tan Wenjie said. “And I have your application report.”

Bruce tried to explain: "That's Alfred..."

Finally, he sighed. He admitted that he really wanted to join, but it was hard to guarantee that the people in front of him wouldn't make things difficult for him.

Tan Wenjie said, "I was just planning to get a new game console."

“There was a Sony store downstairs just now,” Bruce said. “Now it’s yours.”

"I like Mario."

"There happens to be a Nintendo store next door, so that's yours too."

"Welcome to the team." Tan Wenjie raised his hand again to shake hands with the other person.

This familiar money-spending tactic made him feel a sense of kinship with Bruce.

The process gave Bruce the illusion that "it's just that easy." He had never tried throwing money at superheroes before; he should have said so earlier.

Barry, who was devouring a hamburger next to him, quickly swallowed his own, then tilted his head and whispered, "He's a wicked capitalist."

"Barry, how could you say that!"

Barry: "..."

I'm just repeating what you said before!

Bruce turned to look at Barry upon hearing this.

Barry: Forget it, I'd better just shut up.

……

It's still the Justice League's base, but this time it's a bigger and more luxurious place. Bruce Wayne is very efficient; he bought a brand new building as the Justice League's temporary base of operations.

In Bruce's words, they will change bases in the future, like a rabbit with multiple burrows. A mere few hundred million dollars in investment is nothing. Occasionally, when they play vigilante-and-madman game in Gotham, the damage they cause in one night is more than that amount.

Barry came running like a whirlwind: "There's even a jacuzzi here!"

"Accepting Batman's offer to join was the wisest decision I ever made." Tan Wenjie nodded, taking credit for himself with a clear conscience.

Barry: "..."

He remembered clearly that it was Tan Wenjie who had always been unwilling to let the other party join.

Tan Wenjie selflessly handed over the Justice Armor he had made, allowing Cyborg and Batman to study and improve it.

Cyborg, whom he calls an "unlocked hero," possesses Apokolips technology and is a true tech whiz, after all, he himself is a product of his own creation.

Batman always has dirty tricks and cunning ideas, and he doesn't hesitate to use them on his own people, plus he's very rich.

A powerful alliance.

As for Tan Wenjie, all he needs is data.

The first Justice League meeting was held soon, mainly to allow everyone to introduce themselves and get to know each other.

Batman said, "I think joining the Justice League shouldn't be too casual; there must be strict restrictions."

“For example, you can’t just get in by throwing money at it,” Aquaman immediately retorted.

Although Batman is very rich, he can dive into the ocean, which holds countless riches. Even the treasures that ships have spilled throughout human history are astronomical.

Wonder Woman took the initiative to stand up: "Alright, we're all partners now, so let's discuss the crisis we're about to face."

Despite being on the verge of losing power, Tan Wenjie was quite content. He had no other thoughts than fighting the boss and wanted to see what Diana was up to.

All eyes turned to Wonder Woman.

Aquaman took on the role of straight man: "What's next?"

“That’s right. Earth has always been fraught with various crises, and most of them come from outer space.” She looked at Aquaman and nodded slightly in response to his questioning gaze.

Then Aquaman nodded in agreement.

other people:"……"

What are you two exchanging glances about?

It's the Riddler again. Watch out, Batman might kick you out.

Batman immediately asked, "Have you already sensed danger?"

"That's right. When the Kryptonians invaded before, those alien corpses disappeared. They might not be as good as Superman, but they certainly were..."

"Cough cough." Tan Wenjie coughed.

Everyone looked at Tan Wenjie, and Batman became even more certain of his previous guess.

That strange bull's head must be related to the Kryptonian corpse.

If Tan Wenjie really has two or three corpses in his possession, he might become an even more dangerous target than Superman, and I need to update my plans regarding Tan Wenjie.

Wonder Woman, who shared a bed with Tan Wenjie, probably understood what he meant and could only give a concluding speech.

In conclusion, everyone must hone their skills and prepare to face any invasion.

Aliens, robots, hellish demons, gods, and so on.

After the meeting, everyone returned to their respective areas to serve as volunteer police officers and fight crime.

Tan Wenjie took a shower and returned to his room, barely sitting down.

The door suddenly opened, and Diana, dressed in Wonder Woman's combat uniform, appeared in the doorway.

"You're hiding a lot from me."

"You too."

"Then let's see who can get the other to say more." She pounced like a hungry tiger, reaching out to grab the towel wrapped around Tan Wenjie's waist.

"and many more."

"Confess the truth!"

"Don't take it off, we want Wonder Woman." "..."

In the living room, Hermione, engrossed in reading, had a slightly flushed face.

Those terrible voices are not concealed at all.

……

Beach City, the west coast of the DC universe, is also the area of ​​operation for Green Lantern.

However, most of the time the enemy is fighting in space.

The other party is a Green Lantern from the Green Lantern Corps, responsible for maintaining cosmic security. The Green Lantern Corps is not limited to Green Lanterns, but there are the most Green Lanterns on Earth.

The Lanternman replenishes his power by carrying a lantern, and then uses the Lantern Ring to unleash his abilities.

They can conjure up different things through their imagination, but the actual effect is highly subjective.

When Tan Wenjie and The Flash arrived together, they saw the other party use the power of the green light to conjure a road roller.

Tan Wenjie raised his hand to shield his eyes from the sun and gazed into the distance.

I also saw a group of West Coast rappers running around with their pants up, slapping their faces with their big gold chains.

Some people didn't have time to escape and could only jump into the water. They sank to the surface and bubbled, while only strings of large gold chains floated on the water.

Tan Wenjie: "Has he always been like this?"

They're still too inexperienced; otherwise, they would at least have used a spaceship to smash people.

It's a real shame that the Lantern Man's powers are being used like this.

After the road roller smashed away the enemy, Lantern conjured up bulldozers, trucks, and finally laid green energy rails, ending the battle with a locomotive ramming into the enemy.

Barry was only focused on eating.

He eats nothing but high-fat, high-calorie junk food, which is enviable.

Green Lantern flew over and landed in front of the two: "I know you, you are Jay."

The superhero who saved the world even appeared on a talk show. Although many masked superheroes disliked Tan Wenjie's way of doing things, his face was his pass wherever he went, allowing him to easily obtain police assistance and gain the trust of others, which was still beneficial.

"What's up?"

"We've come to invite you to join the Justice League."

Tan Wenjie looked at the face; it was clearly the same person.

He was a little unaccustomed to being so serious all of a sudden.

“My responsibility extends beyond Earth, but I will definitely be the first to appear and protect her when Earth is in danger.” Green Lantern shook his head. “Thank you for your kindness.”

“Wade, you don’t need to reject us. We’ll only get together when we need to. Otherwise, just imagine a bunch of superheroes having parties every day, it would be really awkward.”

Barry next to him: "..."

He really wanted to say that the Justice League seems to be throwing parties all the time these days, and also, who is Wade?

"Wade? You've mistaken me for someone else."

“He doesn’t seem to want to join us,” Barry said from the side.

“Then let’s move on to the next one.” Tan Wenjie took out a business card and handed it to Green Lantern. “If there’s any danger you can’t handle, be sure to contact me immediately. This is the Justice League’s number.”

He is very interested in saving the world and the universe, and the stronger the enemy, the better.

"Okay, if there's really a need." The other party did not refuse.

He waved goodbye and left.

Back in the car, Barry asked, puzzled, "Does the Justice League have telephones installed inside?"

Tan Wenjie thought for a moment, then shook his head: "It seems not, Bruce uses his own satellite."

"What did you just give me?" Barry was startled and immediately reached into his pocket.

He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw that his food order number was still there. He could tell that Tan Wenjie's prank on him was to steal his food order number.

"Don't worry, we'll definitely be able to get in touch with the Justice League."

"what?"

Watching the two leave, Green Lantern looked at the business card in his hand, then scratched his head in confusion: "Bruce Wayne?"

……

Time slips away in this seemingly turbulent daily routine.

Several months passed.

Wonder Woman is determined to find superheroes to join the Justice League and strengthen the team. Her actions don't seem to be about protecting Earth; she seems to be planning to protect the entire universe as well.

The others continued to play vigilante in their own cities: Batman became engrossed in Gotham's cat-and-mouse game, the Flash improved his running speed and seemed to miss his mother more and more, Aquaman was a staunch supporter of Wonder Woman, and Cyborg continued to modify and develop the Justice Armor.

As for Tan Wenjie, he just celebrated Hermione's birthday last month, turning her 13th.

Meanwhile, he and Hermione were packing their things to prepare for the holiday.

"Do I have to become like this?" Hermione asked, looking at the red hat in her hand.

“It’s not about becoming, it’s about becoming back,” Tan Wenjie emphasized. “Hermione, Shazam’s power is great, but you can’t become addicted to it.”

"But I can wield power greater than Dumbledore's."

"That's not too strong."

Where is Shazam?

"It's just so-so."

Recalling Tan Wenjie's displayed strength and his multi-headed, multi-armed appearance, which was almost like that of a god in mythology, Hermione nodded and chose to obey.

Her basic principle was to listen to professors who were more knowledgeable and more capable.

However, after looking at the red hat and thinking it over, she raised her hand and said, "Uncle Jay, we don't need to wear red hats for Halloween, nor do we need to make a tree or prepare gifts to put in stockings."

Tan Wenjie asked, "Then it should be?"

"Wow!" A figure suddenly leaped over, baring its teeth and brandishing its claws.

Sharp teeth, and a face covered in blood that smelled of tomato sauce.

It looks like a werewolf.

Tan Wenjie and Hermione stared at the werewolf with blank expressions.

The atmosphere grew increasingly tense under their calm gaze.

The werewolf's voice was tense, and he was almost crying: "I...I'm sorry."

After bowing, the other person turned and ran away.

Hermione pointed to the street ahead, where zombies, mummies, vampire barons, succubi, succubi wearing only underwear, succubi not wearing underwear, demons, skeletons, and other creatures were appearing one after another. She said:

"Like that, everyone dresses up as ghosts and monsters, and there are all sorts of celebrations."

"So it's the Ghost Festival. You should have said so earlier."

This is truly our home turf!

A series of figures appeared behind Tan Wenjie.

Characters who hadn't appeared for a long time, such as Chu Renmei, the little zombie, and Long Kui, gradually reappeared. The Black Mountain Demon, who had lost his body and was in a state of serious injury, was held in the arms of the little zombie.

Junxiong also obediently followed Chu Renmei, holding the black cat. He was very excited about finally getting out and couldn't wait to get back to his old profession.

Even the Yin Soldier Minotaur has been given a break, and the total number of hatched minions has now reached 5.

They were all bull heads, but no horse faces.

Tan Wenjie suspects it has something to do with the soul essence, but the answer will only be known after General Zod's special hatching.

Hermione could feel the intense, sinister power emanating from these ghosts, sending chills down her spine.

"Today is Halloween for foreigners." Tan Wenjie looked at them and gave them a brief introduction, including trick-or-treating, scaring people, etc., and finally emphasized, "You can have fun, but you are not allowed to hurt anyone."

The ghosts and monsters nodded.

Following Tan Wenjie, they can enjoy all kinds of top-quality immortal fruits and wines, learn top-notch cultivation techniques, and be called guardian generals outside. They are already officially employed ghosts and don't play those low-level tricks.

Hermione hesitated, as if she wanted to say something but then stopped herself.

"What's wrong?" Tan Wenjie asked considerately.

Hermione asked worriedly, "You...you really intend to let them participate in Halloween?"

"Don't they dress up as ghosts and monsters simply because they like it?"

"Merlin's beard, I hope they like it..." (End of Chapter)