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Chapter 708 A Comparison of the Professional Skills of Eastern and Western Civil Servants

"Where do we go next?"

Constantine approached Tan Wenjie and, having witnessed Tan Wenjie's abilities, felt he should respect his "good helper's" opinion, insisting that Tan Wenjie's opinion should be 100% important.

“Of course, we’ll wait for them to come knocking on our door,” Tan Wenjie said in a low voice. “After all, I’ve already obtained that power.”

Wonder Woman couldn't help but roll her eyes: "Didn't you just create a demon clone out of your own hair?"

"Diana, we are the Justice League, how could you spoil the plot?"

Tan Wenjie strongly condemned the spoilers surrounding Wonder Woman.

Whether it's movies, TV series, or novels, everyone secretly hides the secrets, and they all work together to create riddles, then suddenly reveal them during the grand finale, causing a stir.

“We all saw it.” Hermione raised her hand, her face expressionless.

Everyone present was just an observer; there was no need for them to hide anything.

Tan Wenjie raised his finger and said, "Miss Granger, although I am glad that you raised your hand when answering questions, you should be on my side. There is one more thing, that is not a clone made of hair. Its production process is actually very complicated."

That was a new clone he created by separating and extracting his own magic power, the magic power of the demon race, the power of the demon lord, and the power of the Demon Sealing Drum, with the help of the succubus Ellie.

Its essence is closer to treating one's own clone as a "holy master" and then making it into a talisman.

The difference is that this talisman was forcibly created using the same magic as Sun Wukong's "incarnation of thousands," so it possesses a self-awareness belonging to Tan Wenjie.

A clone that can merge with you at any time, yet can also protect you like a shadow.

It's like being born with a "rat charm," a charm that allows for free movement and possesses self-awareness.

[Demon Lord Tan Wenjie: Demon Lord lv4, shares life, mana, and stamina, bound to "Demon Sealing Drum"]

Furthermore, Tan Wenjie replaced the Three-Headed Flood Dragon with it and bound it to the Guardian Beast position of his talent "Guardian Saint General lv5".

In the previous great battle, the Three-Headed Flood Dragon was already on the verge of death, and it would have had no chance of recovery without the Water Demon Beast Rune.

【护道圣将lv5:自动护体迎敌,拥有自身生命50%的护甲(已绑定护道神兽1/3:魔尊谭文杰;空;空),生命垂危时有15%概率免除死亡,并保留1生命】

This leads to a special bug: Tan Wenjie himself has 62 health points, and as a guardian beast, Demon Lord Tan Wenjie has 31 armor points.

No matter how many "divine beasts" there are in the myriad realms, none can compare to Tan Wenjie himself, because he possesses the fastest rate of progress with no upper limit.

"Should we send Angela to Hell?" Constantine asked. "She might possess some kind of power, and could potentially help us advance further..."

"Who?" Tan Wenjie turned his head in confusion.

Constantine: “…”

He gave him a look that said, "Bro, you're not serious, are you?" and then pointed speechlessly at his female companion next to him.

Hermione, who already knew Tan Wenjie's personality, raised her hand: "Xiao Mei."

Wonder Woman, who hadn't said a word, rolled her eyes.

Of course, disliking it is one thing, but she still has to sleep in the same room with Tan Wenjie at night. This body of Zeus's daughter is quite strenuous, so only a pile driver should disturb it.

“I understand how Xiaoshuai feels right now,” Tan Wenjie nodded, then said, “but this isn’t a one-man show anymore. The Justice League is here to protect you. You should be grateful.”

Constantine: “…”

He wanted to refute it, but recalling Tan Wenjie's record and the violent methods the three men had used along the way, he nodded in agreement.

It's always a good thing not to have to do it yourself.

"Shall we go find the Son of the Devil?" Constantine asked.

Tan Wenjie said with certainty, "That guy will definitely come looking for us."

The devil's son is suddenly causing trouble; he definitely wants to sneak into the human world. Don't ask why he has to sneak in; if it were Tan Wenjie, he would want to come too.

On one side is a hellish wasteland resembling a nuclear explosion, and on the other side is a free world with bars, beautiful women, and motels, where you can even see a crescent moon in the sky at night. It would be difficult to even see the moon in hell.

Aside from the succubi, which are quite alluring, there's probably nothing else that's truly captivating about Hell.

Constantine didn't ask why, he just obediently nodded.

Since the Demon Child is bound to come, and his target is clearly Mei Angela.

So they must be very free now.

Wonder Woman and Hermione, clearly aware of this, also looked at Tan Wenjie.

He asked, puzzled, "Why are you all looking at me?"

"What do we do next?"
"What a bunch of people who have no opinions of their own."

Everyone was speechless: "..."

You always acted like you had everything under control, but who knew you actually had no plan at all.

Tan Wenjie asked, "How are your recruitment contract negotiations with Green Lantern, Flash, and Superman going?"

"It should have gone fairly smoothly."

"Then let's keep in touch. Our Justice League needs fresh blood. If we're too late, some bat might beat us to it."

Wonder Woman asked in surprise, "You mean, Batman is also planning to create the Justice League?"

“We’re the ones who registered first,” Tan Wenjie said, then added with a hint of uncertainty, “but that rich bastard doesn’t care about copyright fees at all.”

Wonder Woman said, "I think it would have been more reliable to have approached him back then."

“I think so too,” Tan Wenjie nodded.

Batman is the safest when there is danger, but he is always the most dangerous when there is no danger.

"By the way, I haven't finished processing that batch of Kryptonian armor I got yet."

Tan Wenjie's sudden change of topic instantly attracted the attention of everyone present.

"You have something that good?" Constantine clicked his tongue in astonishment.

Aliens invade Earth, smashing a skyscraper with a single punch, withstanding missiles, and tearing apart fighter jets as easily as ripping up a book.

Everyone on Earth knows how terrifying Kryptonians are.

Of course, they also knew how powerful their armor was. If they could get a set of that stuff and wear it, they would be unstoppable.

"I have plenty of good stuff on hand," Tan Wenjie said, giving the other person a disdainful look.

There are many Earthlings who can research Kryptonian equipment, such as Cyborg.

The potential risks, such as Batman obtaining relevant data, are not important; absorbing only a portion of the technology is sufficient.

"Next, let's find a place to get something to eat," Tan Wenjie said.

There's a burger joint right in front of us.

The atmosphere tonight is very strange. I walked all the way and didn't see a single person, only the streetlights shining brightly.

The burger joint wasn't locked, but there was no one there either.

Hermione volunteered to use magic to fry the hamburger.

When she handed a steaming black object to Tan Wenjie, the Demon Lord Tan Wenjie, who had been silently protecting him like a shadow, almost rushed out to defend himself.

[Magic Charcoal Burger: Increased mana regeneration (small), 5-minute cooldown]

She looked at Tan Wenjie with expectant eyes.

"Hermione, have you ever studied at Bikini Bottom?"

This dark burger, which can only be made when SpongeBob has completely lost hope, is not something that ordinary people can make.

"No, Uncle Jay, why don't you give it a try?"

[Ding— Your shop update successful]

[Magic Charcoal Burger, priced at 100 magic coins]

Tan Wenjie: "..."

I don't know if this is a success or a failure. The fact that it can be added to the store means it's no ordinary item, but I still can't quite accept putting this thing in my mouth.

"and many more."

A figure appeared behind Tan Wenjie.

His red hair flew like flames, his eyes were bloodshot, his face was handsome yet eerily handsome, and eleven small drums floated behind him. His entire body exuded a strong aura of evil and demons. "Here, eat it." Tan Wenjie handed him the hamburger.

Since everyone's life force, mana, and physical strength are interconnected, the Demon Lord's clone should be able to restore its mana after eating the hamburger.

At that moment, Tan Wenjie felt that his wisdom surpassed that of all the geniuses in history.

Demon Lord Tan Wenjie took the hamburger and slowly opened his mouth.

This is just an avatar that automatically protects its master and possesses Tan Wenjie's combat consciousness; it's only suited for doing this kind of dirty work.

Click.

The crisp sound made Tan Wenjie mistakenly think he was eating a crumbly pancake.

After the mana restoration status was applied to him, Tan Wenjie nodded in satisfaction. In the future, he could eat and restore his status in the back, allowing the Demon Lord Tan Wenjie's clone to fight people to the death.

But the next moment, the clone became listless, as if its spirit had been drained.

"Uncle Jay?" Hermione looked at Tan Wenjie with a slightly aggrieved expression.

Tan Wenjie earnestly comforted her, "Hermione, the Justice League has just been formed, we can't let it be ruined in your hands."

Let's just put the magic burger away for good.

He turned to look at Wonder Woman, who had already volunteered to roll up her sleeves and head to the kitchen.

"If you spend one-thousandth of your life learning to cook at the age of 5000, you can definitely become a master chef."

However, when Wonder Woman brought over a plate of overcooked fries, Tan Wenjie simply waved his hand.

“Go sit at the same table as Hermione.”

Tan Wenjie looked at Xiao Mei Angela, who immediately waved her hand: "I'm a police officer, I don't cook."

"Police officers can cook too; let's not create professional stereotypes."

These foreigners love stereotypes.

However, on the North American continent, one might actually be the foreigner.

"I'll do it."

Constantine walked towards the kitchen, and soon a delicious aroma wafted over.

When he came over carrying several servings of fragrant fried chicken wings, hamburgers, fries, and other food, everyone's eyes lit up.

A man who can cook is a big plus at this moment.

Tan Wenjie picked up a hamburger, about to eat it, but his eyes were drawn to the small black pit on it, with a wisp of ash glowing red embers.

He turned to Constantine and handed him the hamburger: "You eat first."

Constantine lit a new cigarette with the butt: "I only make this stuff, I never touch it."

"Depend on!"

In the end, Tan Wenjie had no choice but to get up himself and do it himself.

During this time, Hermione had already begun to tell the story of Tan Wenjie with great interest.

Having weathered many storms, Wonder Woman, who had fought Ares, the God of War, decades ago, was uninterested. Constantine, who spent his days dealing with God, Satan, angels, and demons, naturally had little interest either. A magical village with only a few thousand people was not worth mentioning.

As Xiao Mei Angela, who lives a very proper life, listens to the stories, she becomes increasingly thrilled and falls into a reverie of the magical world.

A little elf who can cook, who can make milk tea fly to her with a wave of her wand, and who rides a broom that flies all over the world—this is the magical world she dreamed of, instead of being chased by demons and hiding everywhere like this.

"Coming."

Tan Wenjie came over carrying food.

During this time, he used a little magic and easily controlled all the fryers by himself.

"Mr. Jay, do you really know that kind of magic, and you even have a wand?"

"Yes, come with me tonight, and I'll show you around."

"Cough cough!" Constantine choked.

He absolutely could not tolerate someone trying to poach his employees, so he decided to poach Tan Wenjie's employees instead.

He already knew during our conversation that Hermione was only 12 years old and not suitable.

That leaves only Wonder Woman.

“Miss Prince,” Constantine said with a smile, taking the initiative to strike up a conversation.

However, Wonder Woman simply looked at him with calm eyes.

A young man in his thirties, who smokes all day and is in poor health, still wants to date a 5000-year-old grandmother?
If a woman's physical condition is not up to par, the older she gets, the more she values ​​this aspect, and she is always very outspoken about it.

"boom!"

The door of the hamburger shop was violently smashed open.

"what--!"

Angela couldn't help but scream, while Constantine calmly smoked his cigarette butt beside her.

This place is full of top experts; a door that flew in is nothing.

With her back to the door, Hermione made a lightning-fast move, easily catching the glass door that was slamming in like a flying knife.

"Snap—crash—!"

The glass door shattered, and shards were scattered all over the floor.

The Ancient One, with long hair, walked in, dressed in a suit, her gender indistinguishable.

The leather shoes made a crisp sound as they stepped on the floor.

His voice was elegant: “Constantine, I hope I haven’t disturbed your dinner.”

“Gabriel.” Constantine looked at him in surprise, not understanding why he would suddenly visit.

The visitor was none other than Gabriel, one of the four archangels.

Angels are genderless.

The experienced Wonder Woman had already reached for the hilt of the longsword, ready to charge at any moment.

"boom!"

A strong wind rushed in.

Gabriel's suit ripped open on the back, revealing two enormous wings.

"So it was you." Constantine realized. "The one who wanted Angela."

“No, of course it’s not me.” Gabriel shook his head gently. “Heaven isn’t a place for just anyone. Perhaps it’s not such a bad thing for a demon to come to earth.”

He only partially agreed that when a demon becomes too arrogant, he would still take care of it.

"You've come at a really bad time." Constantine, with a cigarette between his fingers, crossed his legs arrogantly.

With Tan Wenjie, Wonder Woman, and Shazam by his side, he could fight even Satan. The mere Archangel Gabriel was nothing to worry about.

"boom!"

Gabriel flapped his wings and appeared on the table in the blink of an eye, but the figure that Constantine had placed high hopes on did not make a move.

I just watched quietly from the sidelines.

“Jay?” Constantine’s forehead was sweating.

"I have more important things to do." Tan Wenjie stood up, his gaze fixed on the distance.

Wonder Woman and Hermione also sensed the threat from afar and got up with him.

However, before leaving, Tan Wenjie left a silhouette.

"boom!"

The bull-headed giant, exuding an aura of yin energy.

The first meeting between Eastern and Western civil servants was also a skills competition. (End of Chapter)

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